Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

Huh? ! ……

Huh? ! ……

Both are four words in a group, and the meaning they want to express is almost exactly the same. They are also two questions that are blurted out almost at the same time.

The only difference is that the mentality and tone of the person asking the question are completely different.

One is from a kind of gloomy and worried mood under shame and anxiety.

And the other is from another kind of fear and despair, heartbroken and angry mood.

When these two sentences, whether in terms of the number of words, meaning, or the timing of speaking, are almost exactly the same, only the mentality and tone of the person asking the question, and the completely different questions, collide and echo with each other...

It will naturally appear, as mentioned above, the two of them, this pair of brothers in distress, are all stunned and shocked.

With this short, flat, fast, and almost identical verbal exchange, the entire central army tent once again returned to the previous atmosphere of silence and pin drop audibility.

Even the six middle-ranking marquises who were just there, whispering and talking to each other, chose to close their mouths because of the inexplicable questioning between their leader and the thousand-year-old runner-up, and fell into an atmosphere of even more confusion, bewilderment, staring at each other, speechless, and staring at each other.

The silence at the scene only lasted for less than ten breaths.

Then, two more sentences, no matter the words, the number of words, the meaning, or even the tone of speech, are exactly the same, and the short and sharp words are almost simultaneously spewed out from Liang Zanwu and Han Ying, the two brothers in distress.

"You say!"

"You say!"

Such a concise and sharp sentence, two words in a group, once it came out, among the eight guys left in the central army tent, except for the boss and the second brother who were facing each other, they looked like they had seen a ghost, with dumbfounded and uncertain faces and expressions, the remaining six stupid guys, each of them was confused and had eyes full of spiral circles of confusion...

Damn it!

What on earth are the boss and the second brother doing? !

Learn how to speak from each other? !

Or are they doing something else? !

I really don't understand what's in the heads of this pair of idiots? !

……

The Qianniu guards Liang Zanwu and Han Ying, who were completely enraged by the two previous "bumping words" incidents, are like two fighting cocks with their feathers blown up.In the very close range, they stared at each other with deadly eyes, hoping to use such a mighty and domineering momentum to force the other party to compromise, give in, or even surrender and yield...

I don't know how exhausted this pair of idiots are. How many billions of facial expressions and eye expression cells have been wasted, and how many levels of mighty and domineering momentum are wasted.

Finally...

It was still the Han family's sixth child, Han Ying, who had been intimidated by the "tyrannical power" of Liang Zanwu, the second child of the Liang family, for more than 20 years. He could not resist the invisible and omnipresent murderous aura of Liang Zanwu, the Qianniu Beishen. He was finally defeated by the double blow to his body and spirit, and chose to surrender and yield completely.

Of course, Han Ying, who had chosen to speak first, would not ask the same question as before, which had nothing to do with explaining the misunderstanding.

Instead, he chose to get straight to the point and explained the cause and effect of the misunderstanding at the beginning.

In addition, in order to avoid being eavesdropped by the other big-mouthed frogs and then spread to the world, Han Ying, the chief of the army, deliberately moved closer to Liang Zanwu, the chief of the army. (And those big-mouthed frogs who are good at gossiping are at this moment, with their ears pricked up, holding their breath, concentrating, secretly listening to every move here...)

However... in order to cover up his embarrassment, embarrassment, weakness and uneasiness, Qianniu Beishen Han Ying first laughed dryly twice, and then deliberately lowered his voice, saying in a tone that only the two brothers could hear: "Hehe... Hehe... Let me know, second brother, I believe that my unintentional words just now must have been heard by you."

"In fact, after listening to the true insights of Di Renjie, the military officer of the Law Department, I suddenly felt a sense of high With a feeling of admiration and sincere admiration, with blood boiling and spirit lifted, he also felt that the Criminal Law Office was a pretty good place to go. ”

“As a result, I couldn’t help myself and didn’t notice for a moment, and I actually mistakenly said that the Ministry of Justice and the Dali Temple, which I was thinking about in my heart, were the Royal Guard Office!”

“Such inappropriateness is really embarrassing and embarrassing!”

“Hehe... Hehe...”

After explaining the cause and effect of this oolong incident to the Qianniu Beishen Liang Zanwu, the Qianniu Beishen Han Ying, who felt a lot more relaxed, didn’t forget to use a chuckle as the conclusion of this explanation.

And the comfort in the chuckle is naturally much more casual and free than the previous dry laughter...

It’s just...

I just want toThinking that he would explain the cause and effect of this blunder with Qianniu Beishen Liang Zanwu, Qianniu Beishen Han Ying did not notice that in the process of explaining the cause, the expression on Qianniu Beishen Liang Zanwu's face changed, which can be described and described as colorful and brilliant...

...

The face was blue, red, white, black, and gray...

Finally, Qianniu Beishen Liang Zanwu's face was swollen to a purple eggplant color. His handsome face looked very gloomy and terrifying because of the nerve spasm, muscle tissue twitching and trembling, which caused the distortion and deformation. It seemed that he could no longer be seen!

When he first heard Qianniu Beishen Han Ying, this damn bastard, say that it was an unintentional mistake, Qianniu Beishen Liang Zanwu's face changed.

The original gray and miserable color turned into a bloodless paleness in an instant, and the regret and despair on his face became much more "lively" and "fresh" at a speed visible to the naked eye.

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