Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

For the eunuch supervisor He Wei, this strange and eccentric greeting etiquette, or perhaps it can be called a way of apologizing, the military officer Di Renjie, who did not mind, also nodded and smiled at He Wei in return.

However, the two smiling faces shown in these two different moods are completely different.

In the more than an hour that followed, the situation and atmosphere in the carriage can be described and described as boring, dull, very depressing, and extremely dull.

In the middle, there are two couches divided by a long and narrow table. The eunuch supervisor He Wei, who is on the left side, has his head, face, nose, eyes and mouth facing the direction of the carriage board from beginning to end. He is silent and silent.

Such a position and attitude of not interfering with each other made Di Renjie, the military officer of the Law Department, who originally wanted to lie on the bed and chat with him, turn his head and open his mouth several times, then sighed secretly and gave up this seemingly unrealistic plan.

Listening to the monotonous "clack clack clack" of horseshoes coming from outside the carriage, as well as the boring and harsh "squeaking and twisting" sound between the wheels and the axles of the carriage, as time passed, in such a boring, dull, depressing, yet ups and downs, upside down environment and atmosphere, gradually, gradually, the sleepy Di Renjie, the military officer of the law department, began to droop his eyelids involuntarily...

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If it weren't for the fact that Pan Liang, the eunuch supervisor who had been secretly slandering them, came uninvited and unexpectedly, disturbing the two sleeping people's two deep autumn dreams, I think these two guys would not sleep all the way to their destination, the Jinchuan Posthouse, but would sleep until they woke up from hunger.

People in this world always have some strange thoughts and emotions!

Let's take the eunuch supervisor Pan Liang as an analogy.

If either of the eunuch supervisor He Wei and the military officer Di Renjie could ride on horseback and accompany the eunuch supervisor Pan Liang, braving the cold wind, enduring the pain, trekking through mountains and rivers, drinking wind and eating sand, even if Pan Liang still had complaints and complaints in his heart, I think that according to this guy, who cares a lot about the reputation of the Royal Guards and his own reputation and face, he will definitely grit his teeth and insist on riding on horseback, just like this, and keep enduring the hardship.

But...

If he were thrown into a group of hardy, hardworking soldiers, elite armored cavalry, and the royal guards stationed in Bingzhou Magistrates' Court, and his own eunuchs, eunuchs, and eunuchs, he would lead them in the mountains and valleys that are winding and rugged, with howling cold winds, unmelted ice and snow, and...If you carefully climb mountains and cross ridges and drive your horse forward...

The seven and eight people are dissatisfied, the angry and gritting their teeth, the eunuch supervisor Pan Liang is so angry that he is almost ready to kill people with a knife!

Damn it!

Why can you two hide in the warm and comfortable carriage, feel at ease, eat and drink to your heart's content, sleep soundly, and enjoy a peaceful life?

But I, Pan Liang, could only ride on the horseback, in such a freezing cold weather, braving the wind and snow, eating wind and drinking foam, trudging hard in this wilderness where even the stupid birds would not want to shit, freezing like a stray dog ​​with few breaths of warmth left...

If it weren't for the face covering towel given to me by the commander of the armored cavalry and the imperial guards, I'm afraid the snot from the frozen nose would have flowed onto the front of my robe!

Look at my hands!

It's just that I've been running around outside, and in just two or three days, my originally well-maintained, plump, white, and delicate hands have turned into two pig feet that are as greasy, red and swollen as pig feet cooked in sauce.

If this continues, I, a genuine Guandong kid, will probably lose half my life in Yunzhou, northern Shanxi...

The eunuch Pan Liang thought bitterly that he was worried about the inequality rather than the scarcity of wealth.

At this moment, he finally made up his mind, damn it!

No matter what, I have to...

"A-choo! A-choo... A-choo..."

"This is not a comfortable weather... A-choo..."

While sneezing and shivering, the eunuch supervisor Pan Liang muttered a curse...

Following the eunuch supervisor Pan Liang, this slightly fat, seemingly weighing 150 to 160 kilograms, broke into the carriage with a gloomy and unfriendly face, and put on an attitude that no matter what, even if he was beaten to death, he would never get off from here and continue riding forward.

Looking at this guy who was not afraid of boiling water, his bachelor and green-skinned appearance, it was clear that he was being unreasonable and naughty with the two of them.

The eunuch supervisor He Wei and the military officer Di Renjie, who had just been disturbed by this guy's sudden action, were half asleep and dazed when they saw the eunuch supervisor Pan Liang, with a complicated, resentful, and weathered face...

For a moment, He and Di, who were both amused and helpless, had to get up from the couch and hurriedly cleaned up. They made room for the eunuch supervisor Pan Liang in the originally not-so-large space.A place was created for him to sit and settle down.

What else can be done?

It is impossible to kick out the imperial inner guards, the chief of the Jilusi Department stationed in Bingzhou Tuishiyuan, and the sixth-rank Neiyezhe from the carriage!

You should know that Lu Lin, the pig-headed postmaster of Chakou Posthouse, was ingenious and meticulous in flattering these two powerful eunuchs. When preparing this special carriage, he made every effort to prepare enough space for a senior official to eat, drink, defecate, sit and lie down, drink tea, move around, and so on.

I thought...

Just when this carriage, which looked ordinary and common on the outside, was actually full of secrets, was ready, and when the happy and smiling Zhutou Postmaster Lu Lin was about to go to report the good news, ask for merit, and receive praise and rewards, he heard a very bad news from the little yellow gate of the Royal Internal Guard stationed in Bingzhou Magistrate's Court.

The temporary commander of our Royal Internal Guard stationed in Yunzhou Military Town, the eunuch He He, had a sudden attack of headache and had to ride in a carriage with Di Renjie, the legal officer of Bingzhou Grand Commandery, to the Jinchuan Posthouse in Shanyin County...

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