Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

Such an incredible and bizarre incident has troubled me for nearly thirty years.

During this period, I have mentioned more than once, intentionally or unintentionally, in front of Uncle Han, the "absurd" things that Brother Changqing did in the past.

I tried to find out from Uncle Han the reason why he was so "brilliant".

But...

When he said this, Father Liang's face was full of bitterness when he recalled the past.

But Uncle Han always had a look of smiling but not saying anything, and he was not willing to get involved even if it was just a few words about this matter.

Until Uncle Han passed away due to illness, I was never able to learn a single word about this matter from him.

And this matter has become the biggest regret of my life.

The Liang couple, each with their own thoughts, have fallen into deep silence since then.

And what the husband and mother could never have imagined was that.

At this moment, there was a daring bastard who was hiding in the tree crevice just a few steps away from the back window of his father and mother's bedroom, with his ears erect, eavesdropping on the corner...

They had been hiding in this narrow, stuffy, hot and uncomfortable tree crevice for half an hour!

Even if Zanwu was a monkey with a temper that would not tolerate anything, he could not stand such a harsh environment, the hot and sticky weather, and the countless unknown insects that bit and harassed him recklessly.

What was even worse was that Zanwu's father, who was not sure whether he was naturally rude or deliberately so, spewed out a series of "exquisite" vulgar words when he mentioned Uncle Han Song in the previous narration.

Even Liang's mother, who disliked her husband's vulgar words and deeds the most, used her angry eyes, resentful eyes, and her best little pink fists to teach her husband, who was rude and remembered food but not beatings, many times.

However, her laughter and laughter still vividly showed the true feelings of Liang's mother.

What's more, he was the little boy Zanwu, who was eavesdropping in the corner of the cherry tree outside the bedroom window? !

Zanwu was exactly at the age where his grandmother didn't love him, his uncle didn't love him, and people hated him. What kind of mess and trash had he not done? !

Such as climbing up the tree to catch birds, wading in the river to catch small fish, peeing and playing in the mud, chasing dogs and chickens and falling on his butt.I don't even bother to mention it in front of everyone.

Just this lawless brat dared to pee in the tea of ​​the master, and tore the clothes and skirts of the maids and young ladies, and had to use these to play kites. It is known that the whip family law in the ancestral temple in the house of their Liang Mansion was specially tailored for this rogue.

And Zanwu, a brat who feels itchy all over his body if he is not beaten for a day, is also like those brats with similar family background, the same monkey age, and the same hateful and evil children. They are almost the same.

What he likes to do most on weekdays is to imitate the postures and battles of his father and grandfather when they lead troops to fight and charge into battle.

Waving the wooden sword in his hand, playing with the wooden spear in his hand, riding on the body of Han Ying, the youngest child of the Han family who was three years younger than him, he rode forward and charged into battle. From his little mouth with several missing front teeth, he babbled and spit out the vulgar words that his father and grandfather used to curse people when they were in the army.

Therefore, when the boy Zanwu, who was hiding in the corner of the tree, heard his father use the kind of tone and tone that made him feel very close, using the vulgar words that he was very familiar with, and uttering the fragrance and muttering about his uncle Han, he had an impulse to laugh out loud.

If it weren't for this bastard, he would have already had the potential to be a "habitual offender" on the run. Whenever he wanted to laugh out loud, he would cover his mouth tightly.

And with the other hand, he pinched the soft flesh on the inside of his thigh fiercely, relying on the severe pain to ensure that he could avoid the misfortune of his parents' "mixed doubles".

After holding it in for a long time in the tree corner, he saw that there was no movement in his parents' bedroom. The bored Zanwu boy had already thought of escaping quietly.

I have been here, eavesdropping on the corner for half an hour, and my stomach has long been filled with dry and exciting materials. I am looking forward to Zanwu returning to the bedroom, lying on the bed, slowly absorbing and entertaining.

What kind of fool would stay in this hot and sticky place? Damn it! Even stretching is a luxury, and these mosquitoes, ants, and flies, whether famous or unknown, keep biting and harassing you? !

Just as the boy Zanwu was bending over and trying to get out from the gap on the left side of the tree crevice, there was a new noise in the bedroom where his parents were.

Suddenly, as if he suddenly remembered something funny, Liang's father smiled and said to Liang's mother: "Xiu'er, (this is Liang's mother Yunying's maiden name before she got married.) You don't know that the current emperorYour Majesty, the former Prince of Jin, seemed to be a gentle, polite, handsome, and suave man, but in fact he was a white-faced but black-hearted bastard, with his belly full of those ridiculous and evil things! ”

Such a sentence, shocking and shocking, even disrespectful words that would bring disaster to the whole family, immediately frightened Liang's mother, who was sitting on the bed in the bedroom, so much that her face turned pale, her hair stood on end, her skin trembled, and her face turned pale...

Mother Liang, who had always been calm and virtuous, shouted sharply and briefly, "Husband, be careful with your words", and suddenly rushed from the bed to Liang's father's side, and raised her hand to cover her husband's mouth that was so scary that he didn't have to pay for his life.

Then, Liang's mother turned her head and faced the outside of the flower hall. She had already heard the scream of the lady in the bedroom. The two maids who were about to enter the flower hall to find out what was going on said in a peaceful and steady tone: "Lamei, Qiuju, it's okay! It was just a small accident, you don't need to come in, and the main room doesn't need you two to serve, go down and rest!"

After sending away the two maids serving in the outer room, Liang's mother, who had calmed down a little, said to her husband in a whisper: "Husband, be careful with your words! If such rebellious and disrespectful words are heard by the servants in our house who are ignorant of the world and like to spread gossip, and if they are not careful, they will be spread to the ears of those who have ulterior motives, wouldn't it bring disaster to our Liang family? ! ”

The cat was hiding in the crevice of the tree outside the window. The boy Zanwu was preparing to sneak away. Suddenly, he heard the treasonous and disrespectful words blurted out by his father. Not only was he not frightened at all, but he even had a strong urge to laugh three times.

If it weren’t for this bastard boy, who knew it very well in his heart, if he had the courage to laugh three times at this time and in this place, The final fate of the boy who took over Zanwu will surely be extremely miserable and sad!

So, just as he was about to laugh, Zanwu's right hand had already tightly covered his mouth, and the other hand fell firmly on the soft flesh on the inside of his thigh.

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