Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

After venting his anger with curses, this idiot, who was used to talking nonsense, squinted his eyes and looked at the eunuch supervisor with disdain, and said in a sarcasm: "It has only been a few days, and I, Han, have been on horseback, traveling day and night, and working hard. It must be a journey of thousands of miles. I ate, drank, defecated and urinated on the back of my warhorse."

"If it were just these, I, Han, would have nothing to complain about here. Complaints and strange words, who told me, Old Han, the left Qianniu Guard, to be a soldier who endures hardships and works hard, and eats this bowl of food for no reason, dry rice! " After starting the conversation in a weird way, this guy who talks nonsense and talks nonsense, like a dog, his face changes at any time, that is, in the blink of an eye, the previous contemptuous face and expression disappeared in an instant, replaced by a look of shame, anger, and a grinning look.

He pointed at his crotch without restraint, and looked at the eunuch supervisor He Wei not far away with a very provocative look, and in his mouth, he was still cursing and saying dirty things: "Just you, Eunuch He, come and take a look at my inner thighs and crotch. Damn it! There are countless blood blisters from the saddle, and it's bloody and sticky. It's unbearable to look at."

"I'm talking to you, Eunuch He? Don't believe me, just now, when I was about to get up, I suddenly felt that my crotch was Why do you feel warm and slippery?"

"I was so scared that I quickly took off my pants and took a closer look."

"Guess what I saw?!"

"You, the great eunuch He, would never have guessed it. When I took off my pants, I saw that my crotch and the inside of my thighs were full of blood!"

At this time, Han Ying's exaggerated and evil appearance had revealed his evil thoughts and tricks to everyone.

"After seeing this, I, Old Han, had no other choice but to summon the servants of Anrong Inn and have them serve me, bandage and treat my wounds."

"So..."

"..."

"Who knew that among the servants of Anrong Inn, there were those bastards who made up stories and spread rumors. I don't know how they made up, fabricated, slandered and fabricated my stories? Moreover, the speed of spreading and disseminating them was so fast!"

"From the time they bandaged and treated my wounds,After I treated my wound and left, I put on my clothes and robes and came out of the room. It was less than a cup of tea and a meal, and the rumor that I was a beautiful woman dressed as a man had already spread in this damn Anrong Inn. It was almost known to everyone. "

"At the beginning, I was too lazy to pay attention to those stupid people who whispered in my ears, spread gossip, and dared to presumptuously criticize the superiors. I thought I could just bear it and forget about it!"

"But, I couldn't stand those bastards who were used to spreading gossip and ruining people's reputations. They spread more and more outrageous and ridiculous bullshit in private. ”

“What are you talking about? If this pretty and handsome man is not a beautiful woman dressed as a man, what is the bloody thing that just flowed down her trousers? !”

“Hmph… hmph! Although we are servants of the post station and the jobs we do are also lowly and shameful, we are neither fools nor blind. It is obvious that the dirty blood flowed from the private part between the legs of this woman!”

“This is clearly the irrefutable evidence that the women have their period! ..."

"After I overheard it, my first reaction was to rush forward and punch these two scoundrels who were whispering and talking nonsense and criticizing me. They cried and screamed and their teeth were all over the floor..."

"If it weren't for me, who was proud of my status and reputation, and if I had put aside my temper and character, I would have to take off my hakama with my own hands, revealing my penis, so that these two scoundrels could have a good look at me and see if I had any balls or not? ! ..."

When he said this, the liar who made up stories out of nothing and lied without thinking, glanced at the calm and expressionless Nei Yuzhejian Hewei not far in front of him. He hesitated and hesitated for a moment, muttered a few times, and finally made a wise choice and stopped talking.

In fact, Qianniu Beishen Han Ying and Han Xiaoliu made up and deliberately arranged this bullshit story just to disgust Nei Yuzhejian Hewei, the eunuch without balls.

Therefore, after he said, "Let's see if I have any birds or balls", which was a question that was quite self-deprecating, there was originally another conclusion that could be said to be a "finishing touch" and "brilliant writing", that is, "Let's see if I am one of those women or eunuchs who don't have any balls at all? ! ”

But…

Even the unruly and unruly people like Han Ying and Han Xiaoliu, who were so stubborn and unruly, had to be intimidated by the notorious power of the Royal Guards under the expressionless gaze of the eunuch supervisor He Wei, who was as sharp as a knife and as cold as frost.This sentence can be said to be a very "finishing touch" and "brilliant writing". After mumbling a few times in his mouth, he reluctantly mixed it with a big mouthful of saliva, and then, after chewing it, he swallowed it casually, and then it disappeared without a trace...

...

Qianniu Beishen Han Ying Han Xiaoliu, this serious and nonsense speech sounded like self-pollution and self-harm, but in fact, it was just disgusting and offensive jokes and nonsense. Once it came out, although the internal audience was shocked by what the internal audience was doing, this newly-minted, self-appointed temporary commander of the Royal Internal Guard stationed in Yunzhou Military Town, with his prominent prestige, momentum and reputation, did not appear as expected.

However, in the huge square in front of the gate, among the many people, there are naturally many people who are in cahoots with each other and are like-minded.

Before Han Ying, the Qianniu Guard, finished his words, a burst of vulgar, rude, and unruly laughter came from behind him, mixed with many Guanzhong accents, and echoed by the voices of people making trouble and making trouble.

There was no one else who dared to be so arrogant and presumptuous in front of He Wei, the temporary commander of the Yunzhou military town and the internal audience supervisor, except for the left Qianniu Guard who came with him, Liang Zanwu and Han Ying, the Qianniu Guards, who were in charge of the six tough, tough, and resistant bastard generals!

Though these lowly officials, who have little influence and whose voices are not taken seriously, dare not speak nonsense and make false statements like Han Ying, the chief of the army, but...

The skills, abilities, tricks, and abilities of stirring up trouble, making trouble, and helping others to eat shit are not just for fun!

As early as the beginning of the story of the sixth brother Han Ying, the spoiled playboys who already knew what their sixth brother wanted to do were just waiting for the sixth brother Han Ying's rude and rude words, "Are there any birds or eggs?" The word "eggs" was not even finished, and they immediately sacrificed them. After years of wandering in the streets and markets of Chang'an, the capital, they were influenced by what they saw and heard, and they had developed tricks and skills to stir up trouble, make trouble, and make trouble...

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