Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

After pouring out his heart, his longing and wish for the future free livelihood of him and his junior sister Yan'er, the ethereal boy with a look of contempt turned around, raised his hand and pointed at the deep end of the secret room, where the male and female rock eagles were still "cooing" in a low voice, and said with some disdain, "You two ungrateful guys, shut up!"

"If not, I will kill you "Leave them all to the fourth brother, or the youngest Zhong Qi, and let Asong and the others temporarily supervise you for a year as a punishment for you two bastards!"

After years of succumbing to the "tyranny" of Kong Ling, his contemptuous rebuke immediately caused Da Jin and Xiao Jin, two flat-haired beasts with human spirituality, to stop their "cooing" sounds like moaning without illness.

And until this time, the sound of Miss Yan'er's surprise, as if she had just woken up from a dream, was heard in the secret room.

"Ah?! Hehehe, this is really great, hehehe, this way, we can live freely..."

"Brother, your arrangement is just like a stroke of genius..."

But...

But soon, after this pleasantly surprised beautiful young lady praised her brother Kong Ling, his sister Yan Er followed closely, full of complaints and coquettish words.

"Okay, Senior Brother, so you are playing and teasing your junior sister in various ways! It's really... embarrassing!"

"... Yan'er, I will never pay attention to you again!..."

Not long after, the bored boy Tong Kongling was heard from the secret room again, all of which were humble and flattering sounds...

You, a bastard who makes trouble for no reason, why are you doing this? !

Perhaps only brainless young men and women who are in love with each other and have strong affection will do so many incredible and weird things? !

……

Just as Tong Dalangjun and his junior sister Yan'er, a pair of lovers made in heaven, were in the secret passage and were in love, there was naturally another noisy scene at the gate of the courtyard of Uncle Gen and Aunt Gen.

While habitually agreeing with his mouth, he kicked and stomped his feet, following Uncle Gen who came to open the door. His thin, dark, wrinkled old face still had the same restrained and honest look.

A middle-aged man who looked like a small leader pointed at Uncle Gen's nose and scolded him, and the tip of his finger was almost poking Uncle Gen's nose.

"You donkey ball Lao Gen, it's just a trivial matter to open the door for me, why did you wait so long?!”

“What are you doing in the yard? ! You’ve forced me to stay in front of your doghouse, cold and windy for a long time!”

“Aren’t you in the kitchen, preparing to boil water and cook?”

“Isn’t this kitchen right at the gate?”

“It’s cold, the kitchen door is tightly closed, but for a while… I didn’t hear you knocking on the door, Li Tou.”

“Hey Li Tou, why is it suddenly so noisy outside? Did something happen? !”

“You stupid idiot, why are you asking about things at the government gate? ! ”

“Be careful of the servants at the post station. They will lock you and your wife up and take you away. Hehe, I will give you two a free gift. I will put two sets of shackles weighing 30 kilograms on you and parade you in the open space in front of the post station!”

The tall Li Tou looked around the courtyard while talking nonsense with Uncle Gen.

“I am just an ordinary commoner. How dare I ask about the affairs of the government?!”

“Don’t scare me, Li Tou!”

“I just blurted out whatever I wanted!”

“Come on, Li Tou, ask everyone to come to my room. I will heat some hot water so that everyone can warm up. This damn weather is really cold! ”

“Huh? ! Hey, Lao Gen, you idiot, what’s wrong with you today? You’re more discerning and pleasing than usual!”

Li Tou seemed to sense that Lao Gen had changed a little bit, but he didn’t care too much. He teased him and asked about the inspection.

“We are all from the same village, so let’s not deal with those nonsense things.”

“Hey, Lao Gen, have you seen any strangers in your house these days? Or are there any unusual people or things? ! ”

After hearing Li Tou’s casual teasing, Uncle Gen, who was startled in his heart, immediately became alert.

He silently warned himself in his heart not to show his joy outside.

“This…”

“Please think about it carefully, Li Tou…”

“Well… I don’t seem to have seen any strangers, nor any unusual situations. Li Tou, you know that since Azhu and Amei from my family went to his uncle’s house a few days ago, I and the wife in the house have not gone out much. It’s mainly because of this damn weather. I am a craftsman who relies on making baskets and selling them to have a hot meal, and I have lost a lot of work!”

“Stop talking nonsense to me, useless and useless gossip! I want to ask you, when did your Ah Zhu and Ah Mei go to his uncle's house? "

"Well... it was about four or five days ago, around noon, when the kids' uncle came to pick them up in person. Dingshulou in Zhendian Township should have checked the documents of the kids' uncle."

After listening to Uncle Gen's introduction, Li said "Oh" and then asked, "Oh..."

"Who else is in your room now?"

"Just me and my wife."

"I'm talking to Li, go in and take a look. Got it? Besides, the tasks you were ordered to do are all important matters for the government. After a careful inspection, both you and I, and all of us, will be relieved, right? ! "

Li Tou was quite surprised to hear that Uncle Gen, an honest country man, could actually say such knowledgeable words. He couldn't help but say "Oh" again, and then he wanted to send two village guards to enter Wang Laogen's courtyard to check carefully to avoid any unnecessary mistakes.

"Well... Suozhu, you take Ergou..."

Just at this time, from behind them, three clerks working in the post station came over again. The one in the lead was Lu Daliang, the "famous" clerk in Chakou Post Station and even the entire Chakou Town for his obscene and vulgar behavior and dirty words and thoughts.

This bastard with a fake smile interrupted the instructions of the village headman Litou as soon as he came up. Then, his inverted triangle eyeballs, full of lustful meaning, looked at Uncle Gen with ill intentions...

"Slow down, slow down, Lao Li!"

"Hehe... Hehe, I, Lu, still have something unclear, I need to ask Lao Gen for advice, and after I figure out the truth of the matter, Lao Li, you can tell your brothers to go and check it out according to the rules above!"

In front of Lu Daliang, the confidant and lackey of Lu Lin Luda Yicheng, the obedient Litou was like a barking dog. How could he dare to disobey this lewd bitch, so he hurriedly smiled and gave up his position in the middle.

"Hey, Lao Gen, just now someone heard Lao Li's loud voice in front of the gate of the next courtyard, yelling at you to stay in the yard, what are you doing?!"

"And you, a jerk, explained that you were preparing to light a fire, boil water, and cook food in the kitchen with the door tightly closed..."

Listening to this guy babble a lot of boring nonsense, but not hearing the clichés that this guy usually said, a large group of villagers and civilians who didn't understand the meaning at all, were surprised, looked at each other, and could only helplessly accompany a face, a dry fake smile, and flatter this notorious Lu Dapi.

There is just an old saying that is applicable to both ancient and modern times, which is called: "Dogs eat shit, it's their nature!"

Translated into plain language, it means "Dogs can't change their eating shit!”

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