Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

"...At first, I hid in the courtyard of the house provided by Xiao Si and his brothers, on the highest roof, and observed from afar the changes in the situation in front of the gate of Chakou Posthouse, as well as the every move of those bored soldiers..."

"...I waited for two hours..."

"...It was about the beginning of the morning when I saw two soldiers, knights, or generals, dressed in uniform and dressed in uniform, coming out of the posthouse. The side door of the horse road on the south side of the museum..."

"...During this period, these two men who seemed to be very familiar with each other seemed to have a conflict and dispute because of some internal disputes and contradictions. It was just because the location where the senior brother was hiding was too far away, so the reason for their dispute was unknown..."

The eloquent brother was talking, adding fuel to the fire. Suddenly, he found that he actually had the excellent potential to be a "husband and wife swindler".

Because he himself, without realizing it, had deeply fallen into the atmosphere of the scene he carefully arranged and described, and his eyebrows were flying with joy and excitement...

Moreover, he had almost reached the level of obsession that could not be extricated.

Could it be that God has already destined that I was born to be a robber, bandit, thief, assassin, killer, liar, con man... and the like, to make a living by eating rice and eating dry rice in the underworld and licking blood on the blade? !

If not, how could I have such a passionate impulse that the more I talk, the more excited I get, and the more addicted I get? !

It's really fucking weird!

Forget it, don't worry about it!

I'd better use my eloquence to deceive and deceive Junior Sister Yan'er with a wonderful and ups-and-downs legendary story!

"...until the end of the Shen period and the beginning of the You period, my elder and second brothers sent me a secret letter asking me to spy on and follow the group of carriages and horses..."

"...most of the carriages and horses and their entourage, who came here in plain clothes, entered the courtyard of the posthouse from the side door of the horse road on the south side of the posthouse. Only the three leading ones seemed to be the leaders...and the light at this time was not enough for me to spy on the words and actions of the three leaders of the Royal Guards from a long distance... …”

“At this time, I, Senior Brother, just remember the great truth that ‘you can’t get a tiger cub without entering a tiger’s den’, so I gritted my teeth and made up my mind, and jumped down from the rooftop where I was hiding, hiding all the way, and quietly came to the entrance of the alley only a hundred steps away from the square in front of the gate of the posthouse…”

Before the chattering Kong Ling’er could tell the “glorious deeds” he had taken the risk of getting close to spy, the voice of Junior Sister Yan’er suddenly sounded in the narrow space in front of the wooden door of the secret passage., a low cry of surprise that could not be suppressed.

"Brother, you must not be so disrespectful to yourself!"

"The saint once said: 'It is fate, accept it as it is, so those who know fate do not stand under the rock wall. Those who die in accordance with the way are the right fate; those who die in shackles are not the right fate!'"

"Brother, you must remember this firmly. From now on, you must not put your own safety in danger and danger for the sake of momentary pleasure. You must know that you are not alone now, wandering in the world and wandering around. "I don't want to be a knight in the martial arts world who travels all over the world, but to be a couple who will spend the rest of their lives with Junior Sister Yan'er..."

The exclamation came from Junior Sister Yan'er's red lips. Before Senior Brother Kong Ling, who was talking excitedly, could come to his senses, he felt that not long ago, a pair of soft hands that were also cold and tender, and also had the same familiar feeling, once again grasped his left hand, which was not holding the oil lamp, and had done something indecent not long ago.

……

Although Junior Sister Yan'er's words were full of love and affection, at the end, she realized that her words were not appropriate. She blushed and lowered her head. Even the last words of love, which were like the hum of a mosquito, were almost inaudible.

However, such a trivial matter could not be a problem for Senior Brother Kong Ling, who had a profound cultivation and superb inner strength, who was subjected to the tenderness and affection of his beloved sister for a moment, whether in terms of physical senses or on the spiritual level, the bloody man who was "attacked" twice in a row actually fell into an irresistible love fantasy...

Oh my god!

Is this okay? !

If I had known it would be like this, who would have pretended to be a shabby man and a tall husband in front of Junior Sister Yan'er, and said some bullshit passionate and heroic words? !

I only need to use my eloquent tongue to pick out a few of the most representative dangerous events from all the dangerous situations I have experienced. After careful carving, conception and modification, I will talk about them in a leisurely and eloquent way. I think it will attract the concerns and expectations of Junior Sister Yan'er...

I am afraid that I can hug Junior Sister Yan'er, the beautiful and charming beauty, earlier...

The imaginative and ethereal brother, full of "sperm" passion, immersed in it, a few covetous looks of pig brother appeared on his angular, heroic and handsome face.

However, fortunately, this bastard with a belly full of "dirty" and dark thoughts, has a good concentration of mind and spirit from the inner family practice, and is still quiet and inaction, embracing the original unity.

Right here, that drooling HaBefore his drooping horns fell, he had already woken up from his imaginary dream.

If this bastard woke up again, just a little bit at night, I think his previous painstaking and carefully crafted words and speeches would definitely not be exchanged for the beautiful woman he imagined, but the cold and cold face of Junior Sister Yan'er!

"Hehe... Hehe... Hehe, you are absolutely right, Junior Sister Yan'er! I, Senior Brother, will listen to you in everything, hehe..."

"Oh, there is a great thing, Senior Brother, I almost forgot..."

"Junior Sister Yan'er, look, this treasure is the mythical beast fur coat you have been dreaming of for a long time. It is from the same species as the warm fur coat that Senior Brother is wearing inside. It comes from the same extreme northern mythical beast."

"And your mythical beast fur coat, whether in terms of thickness and warmth performance of the fur coat or the craftsmanship, is much better than the thin fur coat that Senior Brother is wearing!"

"This is the gift that the eldest brother, the second brother, the fourth brother Asong, the fifth brother Jia Chong, and the youngest brother Zhong Qi gave to Junior Sister Yan'er...hahaha...just fine, you can go to the secret room now , put on this mythical animal fur coat and see how warm and comfortable it is. "

"Brother, I... I'll just wait here..."

"Is this true? ! Yan'er, am I dreaming? !"

"Hehe... Hehe... I'm really not dreaming!"

"Hehe, thank you, brother! Hehe... Hehe, of course, I also have to thank my elder brother, the second brother, and my two elder brothers Asong and Achong, as well as my junior brother Zhong Qi!"

"... Yan'er, I'll go in now and put this rare treasure on it..."

Tong Dalangjun, who used to be so bold, actually mumbled the four-character phrase "wedding gift" for a long time in his eloquent mouth, but he was never able to say it out loud in the end.

The cunning boy, unwilling to give up, looked at Junior Sister Yan'er eagerly, and like a happy little deer, he jumped into the dark room. When he turned around, he heard a light "click" sound, and the wooden door of the secret room was closed by Junior Sister Yan'er...

...

In a two-story dark room with a larger lower floor and a slightly smaller upper floor, the cunning boy's wonderful story, which he wrote, directed and performed by himself, continued.

"...Brother, I immediately hid in the courtyard of the house at the entrance of the alley, under the eaves of the main house..."

"It was in this hiding place, which is much better in terms of observation distance and observation angle, that I witnessed the true strength of one of the masters of the Royal Guards!"

"...At a distance of more than ten or twenty steps, he just relied on the strength of his cotton robe and the sleeves of his robe to destroy a mud puddle the size of a goose egg.It hit the nose of a pure black dog accurately, killing the vicious dog weighing more than 180 kilograms on the spot easily..."

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