Empress Wu, Di Gong? Luoshui was shocked

Moreover, in the process of Aunt Gen lifting him up, Uncle Gen also had a crisp sound on the back of his head, and he slapped Aunt Gen's big-eared deaf son fiercely.

"This slap of the old lady is given to you for free, a dead ghost old man with a human head and pig brain, for a long memory!"

"Don't move your chaotic pig brain, think about it!"

"I think back then, when our husband and wife were still in the ancestral house of Yinshan, our brother Langjun was the happiest to be together, and the guy who was messing around and playing was not your Wang Laogen, a dead ghost and old man?!

".

"You are a confused, not four or six bastards, with Brother Lang Jun, when you wander around, our Wang family's ancestral Jin Wei and Faqiu generals, those unknown agency news, means and tricks, but you are not less scheming, unabashed,

and you know about Brother Lang Jun!"

"Even those ruthless and vicious killing agencies are not under the words of our brother Lang Jun, as for the secret passage dark room, those who look like they are, the flap and the pit, the mallet rope, not to mention, what is the problem. "

"If I didn't guess wrong, I'm afraid that Yan'er girl, the reason why she is so familiar and proficient in the secret room is that she is not just a girl, that smart and clever head, but more depends on our brother Langjun, who has done his best to pass on the ......

word of mouth."

Before the long-winded and noisy Aunt Gen finished talking about these heart-opening measurement words, Uncle Gen, who was still being lifted in mid-air by his own wife, was like an initiation and a sudden enlightenment.

Ahh

That's what happened!

Why didn't I think of such a critical point, old man?!

Could it be that Lao Tzu is really the one in the mouth of this dead old woman, the one he said, the ...... of human heads and pig brains

As for the embarrassment on the back of the head that was slapped by this dead old woman, he was slapped with a big ear and was whipped vividly, and Uncle Gen, who had long been accustomed to it, was not surprising, and he was accustomed to it, and he didn't even think about it, he had already chosen, and he had completely forgotten it!

......

At this time, the seemingly inconspicuous news stone in the stove suddenly emitted, and there were several short "rattle" sounds.

And almost at the same time, the previous one, as the secret passage machine opened, smoothly embedded in the stone slab of the stove pit under the bluestone slab, and also with a short sound of "creaking", together with the pit and the stove, and the large cloud of firewood ashes above, at a speed visible to the naked eye, obscured above the black and gloomy secret passage hole.

It's just over, about five or six breaths of time, originally still impressively opened, in front of Aunt Gen, Uncle Gen and his wife and mother-in-law, the entrance of the secret passage is completely hidden, has returned to their own position under the stove pit.

Aunt Gen and Uncle Gen, who looked at each other, just like that, stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and after staring for a while, it was only in the pungent and fierce Aunt Gen, as always, that the verbosity, noisy, vulgar and invective chatter, began again, and the experience of the husband and wife and the mother and the

mother were ...... together

It's just that this time, the pungent and fierce Aunt Gen, those who are like the water of a big river, gushing endlessly, continuously, and as if the river is flooding, the uncontrollable verbosity, vulgar and invective chatter, for Uncle Gen, who has endured years of swallowing his anger and being obedient, is nothing less than a beautiful phoenix dance song.

If there are such people who are a little more curious, they have to seek the root and trace the source, but the reason is extremely simple and easy to understand.

Nothing else!

Just because, I have been busy with the bluestone board, next to the stove, busy putting the washed corn into the pot, busy adding firewood to the stove where the firewood has burned out, and busy ......

While busy with the work in his hands, he hasn't forgotten it, with his three-inch incorruptible tongue, chattering and scolding, honest Uncle Gen's aunt, the core purpose of talking about it, and pointing to the root, almost all of them are the charming love affair between the ethereal brother and the Yan'er girl, as well as the lifelong event of tying the knot and becoming a good couple, which are closely related to each other.

“...... Our brother Lang Jun, why do you want to escape silently, in the secret room, you stuffy donkey-like turtle grandson, you don't need your pig brain, think about ......

".

“...... Give the old lady a ......

".

“...... It's really a dead ghost old man who can't do anything, and everything he eats is fragrant!".

"I know that it's like a leper dog who is nothing, standing in front of me,

busy and working hard, ...... in front of me."

“...... The old slave is sincere, for the master of our family, the lady and the lady, and the head of the family, Master Ah Lang, I feel ......

."

“...... Originally, it should have been presided over by the two of them, the master and the mother, and the wife of the house, personally for our brother Langjun and the little lady Yan'er, and the momentum was ......huge."

“...... It's just that...... Alas, it's really ......

."

“...... Give the old lady a ......

".

“...... What a stupid ...... to get in the way

."

“......"

“...... Look at our brother Lang Jun, such a tall physique, handsome and handsome face, and then look at the Yan'er girl, so Na Pingting...... But if you think about it, this pair of lovely couples who are perfectly matched...... Giggle ......

".

“...... Hmph, hum, you are a king old root, and you don't pee and take pictures, what kind of turtle grandson is ?!......

of appearance and virtue."

“...... Hey, hey, hey, just like you, the five elements lack morality, the five short body of the big horse monkey face is respectful, if it is really mixed in that pair, among the talented women and beautiful people, wouldn't it be dirty, and the eyes of all of us are ?!......

".

“...... This shitty, blind and deaf thief!".

"I don't know what kind of evil I have created in my last life, how did I meet you, a bastard dead ghost old man......

."

Since the action of finishing up and cleaning up, once it began, he held the stove with a pot and water, weighing four or five hundred catties, like a big stupid hat with a heavy weight, Uncle Gen, who has always refused to let go, regardless of his own wife, what he scolded was, how mean and ugly, that black and thin, weather-beaten face, from beginning to end, maintained a pair of mud-legged villagers, seemingly unique and honest and cunning smile.

You dead old woman, teach me what to do, I'll do whatever I do!

Teach me how to do it, and I will do it!

Anyway, before you, a dead old woman, taught me to place the stove in my hand on the base of the stove pit, I Wang Laogen originally planned to hold this piece all the time, not too big, not too small, just right, and the stove that I could use.

We, ordinary people, are so happy today......

Seeing that the head of the family, Ah Lang, and the eldest lady of the house, the long-cherished wish of his life that has been impossible to fulfill, he will ...... himself

is about to be, under the witness of his two sons, to be realized safely and perfectly, I want to come to my Wang Laogen, and Tong Cuihua and his wife, I can comfort the old family master Ah Lang, and the main mother and eldest lady, these two masters are in the ...... of the heavenly heroes

"Old roots...... Wang Laogen !......

".

"You stupid old man, I don't know what you're smirking at there?!".

"The fork with a broken beak that didn't have much use for birds in the first place is about to fucking grin, and the roots of the ears are gone!".

"Don't put the treasure object in your hand, like the ancestral tablet, and refuse to let go, quickly put it on the base of the stove pit!!".

"Alas?...... Alas!alas!!

"I'll put it in place!"

"Fuck, what a fucking bastard!".

Listening to the muffled sound of "tom", the huge stove, together with the big black iron pot full of water sitting on it, was already sitting on the top of the blazing stove pit by Uncle Gen, who was still smirking.

As Uncle Gen moved the machine and locked the news of the organ, the most ordinary stove in the stove room of a farmhouse courtyard reappeared again, in front of the male and female.

At this time, there was also a burst of "pop, pop, pop, pop" knocking on the door of the dilapidated wooden door outside, and among them, there were also a few vulgar men with local accents, full of banter, filth, pickled, vulgar and vulgar broken gong voices.

......