It's already late in the United States at this time

"Is this... your world?"

Looking at the night scene that was completely different from Teyvat.

The square houses, the endless traffic on the road, and the passers-by in strange clothes on the sidewalk. Shen

He couldn't help but feel very strange. curious

"no.

It’s a world I picked at random."

Of course Lin Xin will not admit that the earth is his happy home.

He even thoughtfully prepared a pair of sunglasses for Shen He

"wear this"

"what is this……"

"Prevent you from being approached by passers-by because you are too beautiful."

Shen He blinked.

Am I beautiful?

Why didn't I know?

Shen He can't go to Liyue Port once or twice a year.

There are animals around him.

What?

The coconut sheep is not an animal anymore!!!

Or,

There are beautiful women around him.

So Shen He naturally doesn't think that he is a beautiful woman.

This is indeed normal!

Then Lin Yi took out another down jacket for Shen He

"Put this on again"

"It's so hot... can I not wear it?"

After Shen He put it on, he felt that it was too warm!

But Lin Yi couldn't let her take it off!

It definitely can't be taken off!

You have to cover your figure!

In case someone cares about you!

That concern Shen He's people are in danger!

Although Lin Qi is now considered to be 0.6 Almighty Man, he doesn't want to degenerate into a native of the motherland just yet!

"Just be patient for a while and you'll be fine.

When I was hit with a nuclear bomb, I just had to endure it and it would be fine"

"oh……"

Shen He said"Oh".

Then I didn’t know what to say.

In fact, she wanted to ask what a nuclear bomb was.

But after thinking about it, I still didn’t ask.

Lin Yi was also very helpless.

So he asked Shen He:

"Have you ever set off fireworks?"

"No...

I have never been exposed to these... I have been practicing in the mountains and fields for these years... I have never participated in mortal entertainment.

……"

Then Shen He showed a little yearning look and said:

"In previous years, I spent the Lantern Festival with Master... looking at the sky lanterns that day...

I was very curious.……"

Lin Yi nodded

"In this case... let me show you a nuclear bomb-branded sky lantern."

Walking among the crowd, Shen He said curiously:

"Is there a Xiaolan in this world? Lin

Yi shook his head:

"That's not the case.

But as long as you have Xiao Deng in your heart... then anything you let fly... it can be Xiao Deng!"

Shen He nodded slightly and said:

"This sentence makes sense……"

Then he frowned:

"But... can you take me to a place with fewer people...

I don't feel very good...917…"

"Ah this……"

Only then did Lin Yi react.

Now Shen He can't control his murderous nature.

She usually relies on the soul-locking red rope her master gave her to suppress her.

This also caused Shen He to be emotionally indifferent, as if he were a girl with three attributes.

And there are indeed too many people on Earth in Teyvat.

Plus it’s right around the corner from Christmas.

The streets are even more crowded

"Okay, let's find a place with fewer people."

Lin Yi grabbed Shen He's wrist and led her through the crowd.

Then he came to an alley with no surveillance or people.

Then he took out any door. After thinking for a while,

Lin Yi felt that since everything It’s time to celebrate the New Year.

In the spirit of family unity among the people of the world.

So let’s celebrate the New Year’s Day of 20424 in advance by releasing a W87 US military active nuclear bomb in Honolulu, Hawaii!

Oh, Christmas is only a few days away.

That’s it Let’s celebrate Christmas and New Year’s Day in advance!

I really am!

The United States was so moved that it cried to death!

So Lin Yi said to Shen He:

"Just stay here and don't move around.

But I have seconds.

I'll go find Xiao Deng for you."

Shen He nodded.

There is no one here, and Shen He feels much better.

In this strange environment, there are still Americans in strange clothes around who Shen He thinks are the same as the Qiuqiu people.

Look at their messy hairstyles. Yes.

Look at their dark complexion.

Look at their babble.

It is known that the Qiuqiu people also have disheveled hair.

And the skin color of the Qiuqiu people is also dark.

Even the language of the Qiuqiu people is also babble. Listen to me. Understood.

Then according to the theory that if something looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it is a duck.

These are also Qiuqiu people!

Shen He didn't go on a killing spree for Lin Yi's sake. She really worked hard. You're in control of yourself!

"This world is really strange...

Everywhere is completely different from Teyvat...

Could it be...

This is a test for me...

The more scared I am, the more I try...

Only habits become natural...

Control your own power and murderous nature...

So that I can gradually become a normal person who can truly integrate into mortal society?"

I have to say.

Shen He is a little disappointed.

Lin Yi, who is even more powerful than Emperor Yanwang, turns out to have to rely on the same method as the masters to suppress my murderous nature?

That's not the case.

I am preparing to start the nuclear bomb 0 yuan Lin Yi, who bought it, is also thinking about this problem.

After all, since they have decided to have sex with Shen He, they must give some gifts to make Shen He happy!

To solve Shen He’s murderous problem,

Shen He must be the best choice Happy!

But how to solve it?

Hey, hey!

Undecided! System mall!

I flipped through the products in the mall in the air.

Lin Yi really found a problem. Although there are hundreds of millions of small problems. But as long as you don't consider the consequences.

A prop that will definitely solve this problem once and for all.~!

【Physical Negative Factor Transfer Card (Level 2)]

This prop is divided into two pieces.

One for those who need to remove negative factors from the body.

One for the negative elements of the body that need to be transferred.

There are many negative factors to this. congenital disease.

Acquired terminal illness.

Physical defects.

Even bad luck.

It can also be a rubbish fate.

The level of this item is Level 2.

The people who should take effect are those with an average physical fitness of 50,000.

Price: 300,000 resonance points

"System, what is Shen He's physical fitness?"

【16,000】

"16,000?"

Shen He, who can freeze tsunamis, has an average physical fitness of only 16,000?

Oh... not counting the bonus of God's Eye.

That's okay.

But to be honest, 16,000 is scary.

Captain America may not even have one on average. 120.

Hell, you know why in Avengers 3,

Captain America was able to take a punch from Thanos, who had a physical fitness of over 100 million.

You must know that in the Avengers comics,

Captain America was directly beaten by Thanos. He was killed with one punch.

What the hell are you calling a 50-50 shot!?

You shoot me again to open my eyes!?

But it doesn’t matter.

Batman can still fight Superman.

Even though it’s a Superman who has sucked kryptonite dust.

"The price is a bit expensive... but for Shen He...

I bought it!

I earn more resonance points than this in a day!"

Although Lin Yi didn't post any short videos in the group today, the resonance points will not increase just because Lin Yi doesn't post them himself.

It's another day of lying down and counting resonance points!

After buying this prop card.

What's next? The thing is very simple.

Randomly select a lucky American viewer.

Give him the transferred card and that's it.

Let me tell you!

Brother!

This is the card that Shen He (actually, I, Lin Xida!) touched!

Wear this card on your body!

It guarantees you a big guarantee every time!

Oh, no.

It’s full life every time ten times in a row!

What?

You don’t play the original?

Fuck you!

Then you are destined to only survive a relative failure. Life!

Opened any door again.

This time,

Lin Yi came to Denver, USA.

The same Denver where Jokic plays for the Nuggets.

Here is the famous prison in the United States.

Adx Supermax Prison in Florence.

Inmates in this prison are still ordinary. You can't get in.

You have to do something big, something that ordinary prisoners can't do before you can get in.

This prison has been in operation for nearly 30 years since it was opened in 1994.

There has not been any escape. (Watch the violence For cool novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

The most violent and dangerous criminals in the United States are gathered here.

Although criminals, robbers, and serial killers, more than 80% of the prisoners are sentenced to life imprisonment, and some are on death row.

This It was a perfect place for Lin Qi to put a small card!

Lin Qi appeared swaggeringly under the surveillance. He tore open the heavy metal door like tearing paper.

Of course.

He was wearing the uniform of the motherland and sunglasses.

Then he continued. Under the watchful eyes of the surveillance cameras and the hail of bullets from the guards stationed there, he walked to the prisoner dormitory and randomly picked the scumbag dormitory.

Lin Qi pulled open the electronic door.

Under the stunned expression of the prisoner (CHFA), he stuck the transfer card on the prisoner's dormitory.

A green light flashed on his chest.

The card disappeared.

Lin Yi patted the prisoner on the shoulder and expressed his respect.

"And you! my friend!

You are the real hero!"[]

Then it soared directly into the sky, breaking through the ceilings one after another, and disappeared under the night sky.

All that could be seen was a series of sonic boom clouds left in the sky that did not disappear.

The next second.

Lin Yi opened any door and appeared at the Warren Air Force Base in Wyoming, the US military.

There are 500 Minuteman 3 intercontinental ballistic missiles deployed here.

It carries a W87 nuclear warhead with a yield of 300,000 tons of TNT.

Lin Xin directly carried a Minuteman 3 intercontinental ballistic missile as if no one was watching.

Then he looked at the American troops surrounding him.

He said in an extremely pure Zhengbaqi authentic old New York tone:

"listen!

I'm Johnny Silverhand!

You are already surrounded by me.

Tell me the detonation code quickly.

Otherwise I will burn the White House to ashes!"

A few minutes later,

Lin Yi was satisfied and left with a manual nuclear bomb detonation device and the Minuteman 3 intercontinental ballistic missile.

This thing is specially designed to deal with when there is no password.

Generally, no one will use it at all.

Because this is not a meteorite hitting the earth.

It is not a wandering earth blowing up the moon.

But Lin is not worried about this.

Everyone in Veltum is thick-skinned. Even if a nuclear bomb explodes against the face, nothing will happen.

In the comics, the son of the Almighty Man The Invincible Young Hero endured multiple hydrogen bomb explosions.

The injuries were only extremely minor. He could even be cured in a day. Just when Shen He had been waiting for ten minutes, a pink arbitrary door appeared in front of her.

Lin Yi stood at the door Waving to her

"Come on, come on, let’s light up the sky lanterns!"

Shen He looked stunned, and then walked in the door.

This is on a beach in Honolulu, Hawaii.

Not far away, you can see Pearl Harbor.

The temperature here is better.

It's close to 20 degrees.

The beach There were many people playing on the beach in the distance.

Shen He originally wanted to ask Lin Yi where this place was.

Then his attention was attracted by an upright cylinder.

This thing had a sharp head.

It was almost 20 meters high..Many people have noticed this thing

"What's this?"

Shen He asked

"Xiaolan. Lin

Yi replied

"Xiaolan?"

Shen He was shocked.

The sky lanterns in this world are so unique!

Lin Yi handed the detonating ignition device to Shen He

"Come on, let go."

Shen He looked at the red button.

Then he looked at Lin Yi holding the"Xiao Lantern"

"What are you doing?"

"I'm manually adjusting the direction of the flying lantern"

"Manually? Shen

He said curiously:

"Don’t lanterns fly with the wind?"

Then Shen He nodded again.

"The wind can't blow such a big sky lantern, right?……"

"Right.

And there is something wrong with the quality of this Xiaolan. I'm afraid it will fly crookedly...

Otherwise, how could I buy such a big Xiaolan for only a few moras?"

Shen He nodded to express understanding.

Then he was a little excited.

His finger was placed on the red button.

"Then...

I just pressed it?"

Lin Xin held the intercontinental missile with one hand and gestured to Shen He with the other."OK"gesture.

Shen He pressed the button immediately!

The next second.

The tail of this"Sky Lantern" spurted out flames.

Then it took Lin Yi directly to the ground!

Everyone on the beach was stunned.

"What's this?"

"Oh, God!"

"Damn it!!!"

"Where to expand?!"

"Is this a missile?"

"Are the military people crazy?"

"Run!"

"The Japanese are going to bomb Pearl Harbor again!"

"What! Didn't the Yankees bomb Pearl Harbor?!"

Shen He couldn't understand what the people around him were saying at all.

He looked up at the"Sky Lantern" that soared ninety thousand miles up with his pretty face.

Until he couldn't see it at all.

Shen He said softly to himself:

"I always feel like... the lighting of this sky lantern feels a bit strange.……"

The next second.

Its daybreak.

The clouds in the sky were instantly dyed red.

After some time.

Then there was a dull explosion.

Then writing began to appear on the clouds

"It’s been half a year since I filled out the black card!!!"

The next second. Lin Xin, with wet hair, a new set of clothes, and the smell of shower gel and shampoo on his body, walked out of any door.

Shen He was still looking at the red night sky.

Everyone around him had already fled..The air raid sirens were sounded at Pearl Harbor opposite.

"Let's go, Shen He.

We return to Teyvat."

Lin Yi's hearing is very good now.

The F22 from Pearl Harbor opposite has already taken off.

It is probably coming to find him and Shen He.

Shen He still has some unfinished ideas.

"Is this Xiaolan... still available?"

"There are many, there are many!

I’ll take you to play next time! Shen

He looked at Lin Yi seriously and nodded:

"OK, I noted it down.

When any door is opened again.

Lin Yi and Shen He had already appeared near Aozang Mountain.

Lin Yi handed the negative body factor transfer card to Shen He

"Put this on your chest"

"What's this? Shen

He took the card and asked.

"Can eliminate your destiny of Guchen Jiesha"

"This statement is true! ?"

Shen He's tone was obviously very excited.

"Can your brother Lin still lie to you?

Wear it yourself and feel it."

Shen He's hands were trembling a little.

He slowly put the card on his chest.

The card instantly turned into purple light and disappeared.

And on earth. In the AdxSupermax prison in Florence.

The random lucky one drawn by Lin Qi The audience.

At this moment, he was tied to the bed and was being examined by people wearing protective clothing and gas masks.

Suddenly, his body glowed with green light.

Then he looked ferocious and struggled violently.

How could ordinary people endure Shen Crane's fate?

This suddenly caused the prisoner's personality to change drastically.

The soldiers around him were so frightened that they took out their aim. After friendly persuasion failed, the soldiers then resorted to physical persuasion.

After dozens of gunshots were fired.

The prisoner was already asleep like a baby...

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