I watched the short video of Genshin Impact and the character broke his defense.

One thing to say.

Jing Yuan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Finally, I no longer have to ride a tricycle and blow kisses to girls on the street and wink!

This time at least I have to change it to Villette!

I have never seen Villette being pranked before!

But the short videos in which Villette appears are almost all positive images, while on the contrary, Funina is basically a silly Fufu!

This is not fair!

Funina from all parallel universes and parallel worlds should unite!

Then let’s overthrow the tyranny of the light curtain together!

The world belongs to Fufu!

It can only be said that Fu Nina is very grateful to the new members and short videos in the group!

Otherwise, the sand sculpture group friends would have to drag Funina to ask why she didn't go chat with the three gods.

Can I go to me?

It would be no problem if there was a Nasita on the other side!

But facing us are three demon gods who have existed since the Demon God War!

Can't you see through my Funina's true nature in a matter of seconds?

Originally, Funina wanted to find Lin Xin.

After all, Lin Yi shouldn't mind, right?

After all, this guy said that when he was looking for a wife, he didn't care whether the other party was strong or not, she wasn't as strong as him anyway!

It's true to say that, at least for now, it seems that Lin Xin is not as strong as Lin Xin in calling his wife in the group!

I didn’t even look at Lin Yi calling Star God’s wife!

Hum!

I, Funina, am indeed a genius!

Lin Yi: You are such a genius!

Is it because I can’t beat the Star God if I don’t call her Star God’s wife?

It’s not because they don’t fit my aesthetic taste!

Look at those star gods!

Each one looks great!

There are some who look like Hei Dashuai!

There is one that looks like Sagittarius!

There are ones like Banana!

There are statues!

The one with three faces!

There are people wearing masks!

Some are bugs! have……… etc.………

Lin Xin suddenly remembered something.

When he was using time gems to brush bugs and practice in Bengtie Universe………

Why didn't you think of going to see if the pure beauty goddess was actually March 7th?

How could I forget such an important thing!

System: Looking at girls is more important than practicing, right?

Lin Yi: I’d love to do that!

Ignore Lin Yi for now, after all, he is doing some favorite things with Xin Huanlong.

There is no need to worry about Funina.

Anyway, no one is paying attention to her real situation now.

Not to mention tomorrow’s Flower Goddess Festival.

As long as Funina is still in Sumeru tomorrow.

So friends, I believe everything will be fine!

Unless Lin Xin falls in love with someone else.

But friends who are familiar with Lin Yi all know that every woman Lin Yi may meet is his wife.

But Lin Yi has always liked the new and never gets tired of the old, and this is the case even with rain and dew.

Even if you are the tenth person he calls wife after meeting, he will never forget the first person he calls wife!

This is Lin Yi!

So what is there to be afraid of? 527

Tell me something that the skirmishers don’t know but Aha knows.

That is, group friends cannot attack or harm each other.

This injury refers to maiming, serious injury, killing, etc.

Verbal attacks and mental attacks do not count!

Aha understands this matter very well.

More than once, he wanted to give some to the idiots in the group.———

Seples!!! Damn Fuck!!!

For example, Aha once wanted to blow up the Star Dome Train again to test whether the light curtain or system could really hinder him.

The results are clear.

Whenever Aha is near the Star Dome Train.

No matter what method Aha wanted to take to cause harm to the Star Dome Train, there was no way to achieve it.

Absolutely amazing!

This light curtain is actually better than me!

Zetama is having so much fun!

So even if the skirmishers want to make some big news tomorrow, at least on the physical level, they won't be able to achieve it.

Oh,

I just can't reach it for the sand sculpture friends.

But it’s still no problem for ordinary people without light curtains.

And in a fair and open manner, it’s not possible for the idiots in the group to bring some big news to the stragglers, but Aruba can!

There is a simpler and more effective one.

This function needs to be turned on by Lin Yi.

Spend one billion resonance points to fight

Mr. Zha in a one-on-one challenge!

I've been unhappy with you for a long time!

But considering that on the one hand, the price is too expensive.

On the other hand, group friends should try to value harmony among themselves.

However, these methods are not suitable for people who are not group friends.

For example,

New Huanlong.

Lin Yi also noticed this.

That's why we didn't let the system add this new Huanlong to the chat group.

This is a BUG!

In the chat group, the group members can't wait to see this real Sumeru!

【Xing: This time, you don’t have to see me or me in the parallel world anymore!】

【March 7: You don’t have to see me anymore!】

【Jingyuan: And me riding a three-wheeled truck!】

【Lin Yi: You still can’t forget your three-wheeled truck!】

【Lin Yi: How about you ask the manufacturing department to make a one-to-one replica for you?】

【Jing Yuan: Then let me ride it for you.】

【Lin Yi: No, I like to ride something else】

【Funina: What is it?】

【Lin Yi: Ah this………】

Of course (agdf) rides you and everyone else!

This everyone refers to the girls in the group!

But Lin Yi didn't plan to say it out loud.

After all, Silly Fufu is so innocent!

【Zhongli: Actually I’m fine】

【Zhongli: After all, I have experienced Zhongli】

【Ying: So Zhongli has nothing to be afraid of anymore, right?】

【Zhongli: At this stage, it is true】

【Jing Yuan: After hearing what you said, I felt that it was no big deal for me to ride a tricycle.】

【Zhongli: Indeed】

【Ying: But I guess it’s my turn】

【Paimon: Haven't you already been pranked?】

【Ying: That’s normal】

【Star: Because it doesn’t look like an act, right?】

【Ying: Nonsense!】

【Ying: Do you think I am Lin Yi?】

【Lin Yi:? ? ?】

【Ying: Lin Xin is the only one who can molest a good woman!】

【Ying: It would be better to say that Lin Xin teases us in the group almost every day!】

【Lin Yi: This statement is biased.】

【Lin Yi: I have never teased Paimon】

【Paimon:? ? ?】

【Xing: It means you are still a thing】

【Lin Yi: I’m going to give you two punches, Bang Bang!】

【Lin Yi: I’m so callous!】

【Lin Yi: Wait a minute………】

【Lin Yi: Am I a human?】

【Jing Yuan: Good guy!】

【Fu Xuan: What you said is a bit scary.】

【Lin Yi: I am in human form】

【Lin Yi: But the human form does not mean that I am a human being】

【Lin Yi: Zhongli is now in human form】

【Lin Yi: Is he a human?】

【Zhongli: I think I am】

【Lin Yi: Get lost!】

【Lin Yi: Xing is in human form, is she a human?】

【Xing: Can I still be a human being?】

【Ying: Wrong!】

【Ying: You are a star core spirit!】

【Lin Yi: For example, the skirmisher is in human form, is he a human?】

【Paimon: He's a puppet!】

【Lin Yi: You are wrong too!】

【Lin Yi: He’s an idiot】

"Lin suspected!!!"

The skirmisher is angry!

Just wait!

I will tear off your fun-loving face tomorrow!

It's a pity that Lin Yi can't hear it, otherwise he will definitely have something to say about this.

"Why didn't you take revenge on the spot?

Why do you have to wait until tomorrow?

Not today?

Not now?

Is it because your mother died?

Oh sorry.

I'm not scolding my Yingbao wife.

You have no mother.

Your horse is what you imagine."

That's true.

Ying Bao is indeed the mother in Xing Bing's imagination.

After all, according to Xing Bing's theory,

Lin is suspected to be the father of all the models he has ever assembled.

And this time, in the video.

In the picture.

This outrageous thing The short video started. It started with the city of Mondstadt, which is very familiar to all sand sculpture friends.

Then I saw a figure being kicked by one foot and flew down dozens of stairs.

He rolled on the ground for more than ten times. ,

I stopped after wiping the floor clean!

At this time, everyone saw clearly that the person who was kicked away was actually Brother Kong!

Damn it!

Who did it!

The person who kicked was too fast to kick. I can’t see clearly!

Fortunately, the camera started to move to the steps at this time, and everyone finally knew who the culprit was!

It was Diluc, the richest man in Mondstadt!

And his two followers! (Read the cool novel, just go up and fly Lu Novel Network!)

Left Bennett, right Kaia!

Six-star Vulcan and True Monarch Ningbinghaidu serve Zheng E alone!

So impressed!

Oh………

Are you still unaware of the value of Bennett in the game?

Still mistakenly believe that Diluc is the strongest fire element? fine.

From now on, the sentence they will send the most in the group will definitely be———

"Lu!

Breathing fire!"

Or———

"Down and out, family!"

In the picture,

Diluc slowly retracted the golden right foot that kicked Brother Kong away, [] and then said disdainfully:

"Is your fighting ability worthy of being the protagonist?

A scumbag with a combat power value of only five!

Kaiya pointed at Brother Kong who was unable to get up on the ground and showed a mocking smile:

"snort!

The travelers will be kicked out of Mondstadt starting today!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!!

Ho ho ho ho!!! Bennett on the side pointed directly at the embarrassed Brother Kong and laughed like a monkey!

Brother Kong slowly stood up from the ground, without even having time to wipe the dust on his face, and looked at the three of them with gritted teeth:

"you………

Don't regret it!!!"

Hearing Brother Kong's harsh words, not only were the three of Diluc not frightened, but they all put their hands on their hips in unison, and then laughed, with no concealment of contempt!

Brother Kong pointed at the three of them and said loudly :

"It’s okay if Mondstadt doesn’t wait!

Thirty years of Hedong! thirty years river———"

Before Brother Kong had time to finish his harsh words,

Diluc rushed up and kicked Brother Kong into the sky with a fire element kick!

"Get out of here!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

I saw Brother Kong making a sad cry, crossing the sky of Mondstadt, crossing the snowy mountains, flying over the grassland, and finally landed on his face, making a sound of"Duang"

"hiss!!!

It hurts!!! Brother

Kong rubbed his face and looked at the strange environment around him:

"What the hell is this place!

Never seen it before! Brother

Kong stood up dejectedly, crying and walking, and then he found a sign on the side of the road that read:

【True Sumeru Holy Land】

"Real Sumeru? hateful!

He actually kicked me to the point of Xumi!

I must avenge this!"

Brother Kong clenched his fists!

But when he thought that Xumi was so far away from Mondstadt, he immediately said in frustration:

"well!

I don’t know what I need to get back to Mondstadt.………

Um?"

Brother Kong's eyes suddenly widened!

There seemed to be a huge Ice Element King Qiuqiu in front of him, leading a group of Qiuqiu people to surround a weak woman with a long white ponytail! Just by looking at her back, you could tell that this woman must be a big beauty.!

Brother Kong has decided!

He is going to go up and save the beauty as a hero!

Brother Kong is here!

Brother Kong shouted:

"Don’t be afraid, beauties!

Hurry and hide in front of me!"

After saying that, Brother Kong protected the beauty firmly in front of him without hesitation!

Then the next moment!

This beauty blasted out in a circle!

The king and all the people were blown away!

Brother Kong was stunned!

This Who is the saint?

"Beauty!"

Brother Kong saw the beauty's back and was about to leave, and immediately spoke out to persuade her to stay!

The beauty slowly turned back

"? ? ?

What does the young master have to do with the Sa family?"

The beauty made Lin Yi's voice!

No!

This one is wearing Shen He's clothes!

It's actually Lin Yi!

Brother Kong's eyes suddenly turned white, his consciousness darkened, and he fainted immediately! Lin Yi, who was the COS of Shen He, shook his head helplessly:

"Another stinky man who was stunned by my stunning beauty!"

I don't know how long it took.

Brother Kong slowly opened his eyes. He found that Lin Yi had disappeared.

He quickly got up from the ground and was about to leave here and continue to find the way back to Mondstadt, but found that where the king was lying In this place, there is a huge sword that looks very wild and cool just by its appearance!

"Damn it!

Just now, King Qiuqiu revealed that there is only one Wuji Dragon-Slaying Sword in the entire server!"

Brother Kong immediately stepped forward and pulled out his sword!

"Wow!

I immediately changed jobs and became a seven-star hidden professional dragon slayer!

The combat power was directly increased by 90 million!

With the dragon slaying in hand, who dares not to obey!

Mond!

I'm back!"

Brother Kong carried this domineering dragon-slaying knife, jumped and hummed all the way, and embarked on the journey back to Mondstadt!

"La la la~! La la la~!

I'm a poor boy from Mondstadt———

Ouch!!!"

Then his feet were pinned to the ground by a Qiqi lying on the ground basking in the sun!

The dragon-slaying knife on his back also fell into the river!

"No!

The dragon-slaying knife of labor and management!"

And at this moment!

A magic circle appeared where the dragon-slaying knife was dropped!

A Zhongli was thickly wired in the magic circle!

I saw him carrying Brother Kong's dragon-slaying knife with a kind smile on his face. Three bladeless swords were inserted in front of his face

"oh!

Brave young man! Zhongli pointed at the three edgeless swords and asked:

"Is it this edgeless sword, this edgeless sword, or this edgeless sword that you lost? Brother

Kong shook his head, pointed at Zhongli’s back and said:

"neither.

I threw the one behind your back."

Zhongli nodded with satisfaction.

"oh!

What a good honest boy!

I will reward you with a thousand edgeless swords!"

"………"

Brother Kong looked at Zhongli with a kitten face on his arm.

Then rush up and it's a jio!

Zhongli was kicked hard by Brother Kong!

Then a big treasure chest exploded!

"Wow!

He actually gave me a ten-shot draw!

Wow!

The Ultimate Rock King's Heart Plus!

I knew this old boy was hiding something!

Wow!

Fallen Angel Wings MAX!

Now I can travel around Teyvat and fight against Sky Island!

Wow!

Lin Xin's just because of the eggs!

After eating this egg, I directly inherited Lin Yi's account and became the number one in Teyvat!

Now it's time for me to go back and take revenge!"

Brother Kong equipped himself with the Heart of God and Angel Wings, and flew back to Mondstadt with the dragon-slaying knife!

Diluc and the other three laughed at him when they saw that Brother Kong dared to come back!

"How dare this loser come back!

Kill him!"

Diluc gave the order!

Bennett let out a monkey-like laugh and rushed towards Brother Kong!

"Let me deal with him!!"

However, before Bennett could get close, he was slashed away by Brother Kong!

Diluc and Kaia were shocked!

"He can actually fight off the God of Fire!"

And at this time!

A very short mandrill appeared with Ning Guang and Gan Yu!

The three of them knelt down on one knee facing Brother Kong and said:

"Congratulations on the return of the new Rock King!

Mondstadt is in control, what should we do?".