I watched the short video of Genshin Impact and the character broke his defense.

When Paimon saw this smile, he felt a little scared for no reason.

"You, you, what are you laughing at? Lin

Yi did not answer, but asked Brother Kong:

"Then you just woke up, you must be very hungry, right?"

Brother Kong touched his belly and found that he was indeed a little hungry.

After all, the last time he had a meal was hundreds of years ago.

Brother Kong said with some anticipation:

"With that magic you just cast?"

"What kind of magic do I need to perform? Lin

Xin immediately took out an induction cooker and a pressure cooker, which were placed on the beach.

I don’t know what the principle is, but this induction cooker can work without being plugged in.

Then Lin Xin took out another pot of water and poured it into the pressure cooker..

Then in Paimon’s confused eyes, he picked up Paimon and threw him into the pressure cooker.

"Plop~", the water splashed everywhere.

This was not finished yet,

Lin Xin took out kaempferol, pepper, chives, ginger, white cardamom, tangerine peel, bay leaves, angelica, scallion knots, ginger cubes, cardamom, and fennel.

He Put these things into the spice bag, wrap them up, and throw them into the pressure cooker.

They hit little Paimon's little crown, and then fell into the water with a"plop".

Immediately afterwards,

Lin Yi took out another bottle of dark soy sauce , a bottle of cooking wine, ready to open.

Brother Kong finally couldn't help it anymore:

"What are you doing?"

Paimon was also dumbfounded:

"Why did you throw me in?"

Lin Yi opened the bottle with a"bang", holding dark soy sauce in his left hand and cooking wine in his right hand.

He approached with a step that scared Paimong and said:

"I'm working on Nine Turns of Paimon."

Paimon:"？？？"

Brother Kong:"？？？"

Then Paimon struggled fiercely in the pressure cooker:

"Let me out quickly! I am not food! I'm Paimon! Lin

Yi was surprised and said:

"Nonsense, you are obviously emergency food!

How come the ingredients can still speak"one, four, seven"!"

Then he handed Brother Kong a strange, three-part black cylinder with red patterns on it... and it was spinning with a"buzzing" sound

:

"You see, this Paimon is noisy, why not give her a sword to calm her down!"

【Star: Laughing to death!!!】

【March 7: There are more recipes about Paimon!】

【Xiang Ling: Look at Lin Yi’s skillful technique.……】

【Xiangling: He is indeed an excellent chef!!!】

【Lin Yi: I told you I am a professional!!!】

【Funina: Really professional】

【Funina: There is no need for cooking Pamon, right?】

【Paimon: Lin Yi!!!】

【Paimon: I'll fight you!!!】

【Lin Yi: Damn it!!!】

【Lin Yi: Food can talk!!!】

【Paimon: This pisses me off!!!】

【Gan Yu: Stop bullying Paimeng……】

【Gan Yu: Paimon was almost scared to tears】

【Lin Yi: I’ll give you a bowl later!】

【Gan Yu:? ? ?】

【Paimon: I won't ignore Lin Yi this month!!!】

【Yanqing: Teacher Lin Xin】

【Lin Yi: Huh?】

【Yanqing: What did you hand to Ying's brother?】

【Lin Yi: Oh……】

【Lin Yi: Guili Jian】

【Yanqing: Guili Jian?】

【Lin Yi: That’s right】

【Lin Yi: I got it from a broken elbow】

【March 7: Broken elbow? ? ?】

【Pella: Strange things have increased!!!】

【Yanqing: Can you lend me this sword, Teacher Lin Xin?】

【Lin Yi: Uh.……】

Lin Yi fell silent. borrow?

How can I borrow it?

I don't have any!!!

No rush... let me first see how many resonance points this B thing sells for in the system mall.

Lin suspected that he would open the system mall.

Enter"Guilijian" in the search bar.

The product introduction and price of Guili Sword soon popped up.

【The Sword of Oblivion: Priced at 45 million resonance points】

"Farewell!!!"

It's so funny!!!

Just this sword.

It's 10 million more expensive than the key to Kong's treasure trove of wealth!!!"

【Lin Yi: The sword is not in my hand now】

【Yanqing: Hey!!!】

【Lin Yi: I lent my sword to a man named Jin Pika.】

【Lin Yi: When he returns it to me next time, I will definitely lend it to you for a few days to play with!】

【Yanqing: Great!!! 】

Gilgamesh: This is what belongs to me...

Gilgamesh! : You still want to say that you will lend it to me! ?

Oh Nole!!!

【Qingque: No……】

【Qingque: Let me ask a rational question】

【Qingque: This induction cooker is not powered on……】

【Qingque: Why can I still work?】

【Lin Yi: Don’t ask, just ask if it’s on or off.】

【Qingque: As expected of you!!! 】

Lin Yi was also convinced. you ask me.

Who do I ask?

I still want to ask myself!!!

As expected of the future me!!!

It’s so easy to get so many good things!!! in video.

Paimon looked like he was about to burst into tears.

Lin Yi still released Paimeng from the pot.

After Paimeng came out, he immediately flew behind Brother Kong and looked at Lin Yi in fear:

"You... don't come over!!! Lin

Yi couldn't help teasing her:

"What are you afraid of? ? ?

I don't really want to eat you.

But if you keep hiding behind Brother Kong,

I won’t mind letting my pet eat you!"

After the words fell, the shadow under Lin Yi's feet began to move restlessly, and then an indescribable black kitten emerged from the shadow.

"Meow?"

Under the shadow, countless radiant bubble shadows flashed crazily.

Paimon immediately hid behind Brother Kong again.

Even Brother Kong himself felt that his whole body was covered in cold sweat.

What the hell is this thing!!!

Lin Sui bent down, interacted with the black meow for a few times, held it in his arms, and then said to Brother Kong and Paimon:

"How about it? Isn’t it cute? You can call him Xiaoyou."

"Um?"

After noticing that Brother Kong and Paimon's mental state was starting to feel a little strange,

Lin Xin took the cat back with some disappointment.

When the black kitten was taken back,

Brother Kong and Paimon recovered.

"Oh, yes, it recovers in seconds."

Lin Yi stood up from the beach and put away all the pots and pans on the beach.

【Star: Damn it!】

【Xing: My SAN is lost!】

【Xing: What the hell is this! ?】

【March 7?: This kitten looks really scary!!!】

【Fu Xuan: Lin Yi, what is this? 】

Lin Yi was asked again.

How do I know what this is?

In short, it must be Cthulhu!!!

Speaking of which, my future self is really awesome!!!

When did I become such a cheat? ? ?

It’s always inappropriate to get a loan!!!

If this were a novel, readers should complain that the protagonist grows up too slowly!!!

【Lin Yi: Oh……】

【Lin Yi: This is just an ordinary kitten.……】

【March 7: How ordinary is this! ?】

【Lin Yi: Tsk……】

【Lin Yi: Okay……】

【Lin Yi: This is Cthulhu god cat】

【Lin Yi: But you ask me now……】

【Lin Yi: I can’t tell you the specifics.】

【Lin Yi: After all, I haven’t been to that world recently】

【Funina: I remember you said you had a cat?】

【Funina: Are you saying all your cats are like this?】

【Lin Yi: Not at the moment】

【Lin Yi: But I have such a plan……】

【March 7: Cthulhu Cat……】

【Himeko: I thought it was a creature that only appeared in novels and comics. 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【Walter Young: I didn’t expect it to actually exist?】

【Ying: What is Cthulhu?】

【Walter Young: It is a series of gods in a mythological system】

【Walter Young: But judging from the name Lin suspects of the cat in the video……】

【Walter Young: Since it’s called Xiao You……】

【Walter Young: Possibly referring to Yog-Sothoth】

【Walter Young: Yog-Sothoth is regarded as the ruler of time and space and the unifier of all things】

【Walter Young: His identity lies outside all multidimensional universes……】

【Walter Young: Yog-Sothoth possesses infinite wisdom……】

【Walter Young: All great wizards, artists, and thinkers are his projections in different dimensions】

【Walter Young: Sometimes, some people who pass through the Final Gate to meet him gain his knowledge】

【Walter Young: Yog-Sothoth knows where the gate is】

【Walter Young: Because Yog-Sothoth is the Gate】

【Walter Young: Yog-Sothoth is the key and the gatekeeper】

【Walter Young: The past is in him, the present is in him, and the future is in him, because everything is in Yog-Sothoth】[]

【Walter Young: In the video, the shadow of the black kitten is all foam……】

【Walter Young: This is His image】

【Walter Young: a collection of shiny spheres】

【March 7: Harm！！！】

【Ying: Scared!!!】

【Lin Yi: Don’t be afraid!!!】

【Lin Yi: Brothers, you will gradually understand everything!!!】

【Lin Yi: This feels great!】

【Lin Yi: I have been to many worlds】

【Lin Yi: There are also foreign gods in the form of beautiful girls!!!】

【Lin Yi: When I was in Chaldea, there were followers like this!!!】

【Star: 666!!! 】

In the video.

After confirming that both of them were fine,

Lin asked:

"So what are your plans next? Paimon immediately said:

"Wait, I found a very serious problem! Lin suspected curiously:

"what is the problem? Paimeng pointed at Lin Yi:

"Your name is Lin Yi."

Then he pointed at himself:

"My name is Paimon."

Finally, he pointed at Brother Kong:

"So what's your name? Lin

Yi immediately answered:

"oh!

His name is the Qiuqiu people's golden fisherman who has evolved IQ, the golden-haired people's big yellow Japanese Guarana! Brother

Kong immediately made a kitten-like face:

"My name is Kong, thank you!!!"

"Oh, then you don’t mind if I call you uncle, right?"

"Very interested!!!"

"Tsk, don’t be so stingy!

You can also call me brother-in-law!

I'm not stingy at all!"

"……I'm going to find my sister. Say goodbye!"

Brother Kong picked up his fishing rod, turned around and left.....

Paimon became anxious and immediately flew after Brother Kong:

"Eh! Why? Wait for me! null!

You are not familiar with the place in Teyvat...

I can be your guide!"

Brother Kong stopped and said:

"I don't have the money to hire you."

Before Paimon could say anything,

Lin Yi was like opening the Three Gorges Dam to release water,

"clattering" and dumping Mora on the beach.

"I am quite wealthy!"

"Wow wow wow!!!

Lots and lots of Mora!!!

You can buy a lot of delicious food here!!!"

Paimeng immediately flew to Lin Yi's side:

"I can make a living well, hehehe,

I don’t need so many molas! Lin

Xin frowned and thought:

"Well... now that we have a guide... we just need a very capable bodyguard! Lin

Yi looked at Brother Kong:

"Are you good at fighting? Brother

Kong looked at Lin Yi in surprise:

"Do you still need a bodyguard? Lin

Yi nodded:

"Yes...

I am a weak scholar who works as a clerk in the Order Academy. Brother

Kong stepped forward and pinched Lin Xin’s arm, which was thicker than his face:

"A weak scholar? Lin

Yi immediately exclaimed loudly:

"Ouch, you pinched me!"

Brother Kong:

"……I don’t know if I’m good at fighting, but since the three of us know each other, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to go together. Lin

Yi immediately clapped his hands:

"It's easy to talk, let me test how good you are at fighting! After saying that

, Lin Yi raised Paimeng in front of Brother Kong and said:

"Come on, give me a punch.

I'll see how long such a cute Paimon can cry with just one punch."

Paimon:???

【Paimon: Maybe I'm small……】

【Paimon: But Lin doubts that you are a real dog!】

【Ying: Such a cute Paimon……】

【Paimon: Fire~~！！！】

【Ying: One punch should make you cry for a long time!!!】

【Paimon: This pisses me off!!!】

【Kavi: Who is this weak scholar from the Order?】

【Kavi: Are you sure you're not talking about Alhaysen?】

【Elhaysen: Am I not a weak scholar?】

【Kawhi: You're a hammer!!!】

【Lin Yi: That’s right!!!】

【Lin Yi: Look at your arms!!!】

【Elhaysen: You’re not bad either.】

【Lin Yi: Indeed, that’s okay. 】

And in the video.

Lin Xin still realized his conscience and put Paimon down.

Paimon also breathed a sigh of relief

"You can't do this to your guide!!!

What if you beat me to death...

Where can you find an excellent guide like me?!!"

After hearing this, Lin Yi immediately had a smile on his face:

"Don't be afraid!!!

Because I have mastered tens of thousands of resurrection methods!!!

Including but not limited to -

1.1 World Loading,

Time Backtracking,

Soul Recall,

Evil Sacrifice,

Atomic Reorganization,

Dragon Ball Wishes,

Underworld Fruit...

How about...

Paimon, Brother Kong...

Do you two want to try it?

I promise to keep you alive no matter how many times you die! Brother

Kong took a few steps back and showed a polite but awkward smile:

"It’s not possible anymore, the Tao is very strong! Paimon also flew back and said:

"Yeah!!!

And you will definitely waste some precious props or something!!! Lin

Yi shook his head after hearing this:

"waste?

No, unlimited.

And even if the props don't work, the worst case scenario is dragging out the god who manages the dead and giving him a good beating."

Then Lin asked:

"So, our Teyvat adventure team has been officially established...

What do you think is a cool name for our team? Paimon thought for a while:

"The strongest adventure team in Teyvat? Lin

Yi shook his head:

"It's so immodest. Although I am indeed the strongest, there is no need to say it. Brother

Kong complained:

"There is nothing modesty about your words!"

Paimon thought again:

"Then Teyvat's weak team? Lin

Yi sighed:

"Sure enough, your ability to come up with names is as good as your ability to give others nicknames."

Paimeng stomped jiojio angrily:

"So what do you say?

Lin Yi smiled and said,"Hey!" You’ve asked the right person now!

Why not just call it - blackening, black ash fertilizer, black ash will volatilize, gray black fertilizer, black ash fertilizer volatilize team."

I have read everyone's suggestions.

I will make proper arrangements for the protagonist.

This article will continue to improve the protagonist's strength while being funny.

I will also write a serious plot, so don't worry!!!.