Bai Yu did rush to the Celestial Phase Base in the Vega Galaxy after receiving the report that the navigation log was successfully parsed and read.

However, the first person he saw was Funina, who was jumping back and forth in a frenzy and looked quite unstable.

"Ahahaha!"

"Death penalty! Death penalty! This is divine punishment! Divine punishment! Ahahaha~hahaha!"

The location was in the main control cabin of the huge interstellar fortress that had been expanded into a space city.

The lovely Ms. Funina faced the light screen, her cheeks glowing, her eyes full of joy of relief, and she waved the Brilliance of Still Water in her hand vigorously.

"So, what's wrong with her?"

Bai Yu pointed at Funina and asked.

At the same time, Bai Yu also noticed that in the corner, Xu Qian and several other human officers were trying to reduce their presence, and at the same time, they looked very uncomfortable trying to hold back their laughter.

Finally, Paimeng flew over and whispered in Bai Yu's ear: "Isn't it that Fu Nina is feeling uncomfortable, and because she knows that there are many people on Earth who believe in her... uh, people who believe in her, right?"

"Then what?"

"Then--" Paimeng pointed to the human officers beside him who had lowered their heads in unison, "Colonel Xu Qian suddenly mentioned that a country on Earth that is a bit similar to Fontaine is holding a large-scale international comprehensive sports competition, and enthusiastically invited everyone to watch the opening ceremony. Colonel Xu Qian also said that their country also held such a competition that year, and the opening ceremony was very beautiful, which must allow us to feel the beauty of human culture. As a result..."

Paimeng's face suddenly became extremely ugly, and he kept clenching his chubby little hands into fists and rubbing his eyes frantically, as if he had seen something dirty.

"It's so eye-catching! It's so eye-catching! Xiaobai, you can't imagine what we saw! The strange creatures who are not sure whether they are men or women or even whether they should be human twisted and turned on the big screen like they were possessed..."

"There were even three people who were neither male nor female and who didn't know how to classify them together... together... so and so... wow!"

"Eh?" Su Shang blinked in confusion beside her, "Is that program weird? Why did you cover people's eyes at that time? Wasn't that a parent-child program for a family of three?"

Miss Ying patted Su Shang's shoulder very sincerely and sighed, "Sometimes it's good to be a little stupid, really, Shang Shang. Now I just want to pay a lot of money to ask for a pair of eyes that haven't seen the opening ceremony."

Bai Yu probably understood. Not to mention the memories of his previous life, the monster-like eagle cubs he saw with Alicia not long ago were enough for Bai Yu to imagine some unspeakable scenes.

General Chris, a traditional American laborer, is almost driven crazy!

“So, Fufu is because of this reasonCrazy?"

"Not really." Ying shook her head, and finally couldn't help but touch her forehead with her hand, "It's mainly because at the end of that weird opening ceremony, there was a picture with very religious symbolic meaning. You know the last dinner? The girl in the middle is a fat lady. There was a naked blue pervert on the table in front of her. When I saw it for the first time, I almost thought it was the blue-skinned lion spirit from Lion Camel Ridge who went there to guest star because of a job transfer..."

"Funina exploded on the spot after seeing this picture, and then - she was so angry that a storm broke out in the city where the competition was held, causing a large-scale power outage in the city, forcibly interrupting the competition, and posts related to divine punishment were everywhere on the Internet..."

Bai Yu: "..."

Has Faji's mental state become so crazy now! ?

They were so unlucky that they put such a thing in front of Fu Fu, who had already gotten used to and completely admitted her identity in the Christian Church. Isn't this just using the top of his head to hedge against the whistling Harmony?

Glancing at Fu Fu, who was still going crazy, Bai Yu's mouth twitched: "It's better to just make the whole city blackout instead of turning all those people into salt pillars on the spot. There are still many good Fu Fu in the world."

Suddenly, Bai Yu suddenly thought of something, and cast a subtle gaze on Xu Qian, who had already glanced at his forehead and whistled guiltily: "Did you do it on purpose?"

Xu Qian was so scared that he shook his head repeatedly, but the smile in his eyes could not be wiped away.

Fu Nina had finished her madness at this time, and she jumped into Bai Yu's arms, wrapped around his neck and said coquettishly: "Xiao Bai! I think those guys need a very thorough re-education! They must know what real art is! How can such an eye-irritating performance be on stage! "

Bai Yu thought about it, hugged Fu Fu and comforted her: "How about I let Joan of Arc and Napoleon go over there to show their prowess in front of the people and give those people a good beating?"

The heroes are so bored now, it's a good thing to give them something to do.

Xu Qian, who was watching the show, blurted out: "Wait, wait! General! Did I hear you right? Joan of Arc? Napoleon?"

"I do have a group of human heroes under my command. Although they are from another world, they can also be regarded as emperors and generals in your history."

Not to mention that several human officers doubted their lives because of Bai Yu's words, Fu Nina nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes! Let Joan of Arc fake their corpses! Then let Napoleon and the Sun King Louis XIV clean up that evil Fontaine... Otherwise, I won't admit that it is the Fontaine of this world. "

Well, Fu Fu was so irritated that she wanted to expel the other party from Fontaine.

After rolling around in Bai Yu's arms for a while, Fu Nina, who had calmed down, jumped back to the ground on her own initiative, patted his chest with her little hand, and snorted: "Okay! I'm fine now! I'm in a good mood! Xiaobai, go and get busy!"

"Actually, you just wantFind an opportunity to act coquettishly..."

Paimon, who was becoming more and more good at complaining, deliberately rolled up his tongue. One sentence made Funina blush with embarrassment. She picked up the Brilliance of Still Water and began to chase the little guy around.

Ying smiled and held Bai Yu's hand, whispering: "Let's go. I haven't read the navigation log after it was analyzed. Oh, by the way, Xu Qian's diplomats are coming soon. After you finish reading the log, you will have time to meet people.".

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