I make a popular science video and all the emperors learn from it!

【eleven:】

【Popularize a real war case】

【During a battle between Jin and Chu, the Jin army failed and fled.】

【Almost all the tanks were scared and tried desperately to escape 50 steps from the battlefield so that they could reach the safe zone.】

【But there was a Jin army chariot on the battlefield, standing still.】

【At this time, the Chu chariot that was"paired" with this chariot caught up.】

【What is incredible is that the Chu army did not choose to attack】

【Instead, he looked at it for a while, and then the Chu soldiers got out of the car and asked curiously:"Brother, what's wrong with you? Why don't you run away?"】

【The Jin soldier replied helplessly:"My car is broken and it won't move.""】

【The Chu soldier suddenly understood and said,"Oh, let me help you see...There should be something wrong with this place. Come on, get off the car and I'll fix it for you."】

【So the soldiers of the Chu army helped the Jin army repair the chariot.】

【Then he stumbled back to his chariot.】

【Start chasing the escaping Jin chariot】

【After running for a while, before reaching the distance of 50 steps, the Jin chariot stopped moving again. ]

590 [The Chu soldiers got out of the car again and asked:"Brother, why are you not moving again?""】

【The Jin soldier replied:"I want to run away, but it won't move again."..."】

【The Chu army soldiers could only help them repair the car again】

【Wait until the chariot is repaired】

【The Chu army stopped in pursuit at 50 paces. According to regulations, they could no longer continue their pursuit.】

【At this time, the Jin soldiers also stopped their chariots and waved happily to each other:"Brothers of Chu, thank you!"】

【......】

After reading this piece of popular science, the ancients almost shouted,"F*ck!"

Fortunately, this term did not exist at the time.

They were all confused.

No, is this a war?

Why is it so similar to the games my own children play? unbelievable!

All I can say is that it’s outrageous!

In the teahouse.

The storyteller who was responsible for translating the content on the light screen was the first to laugh.

However, it is becoming increasingly uncontrollable.

The whole teahouse was filled with laughter!

"I......I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. I can’t do it anymore. I really can’t do it anymore."

"This kind of fight, ugh! The method of war is so strange, who came up with it?"

"I can't understand that before declaring war, we have to hold a banquet and compose poems..."

"That is, if that country dares to declare war on us, we can't wait to slap their envoys twice and hold a banquet to welcome them. It's so beautiful for them!"

"Ha, the two sides fought in such a regular manner that they didn’t set the battlefield in any country. I’m so touched."

"The key is that both of them kept their promises and never played sneak attacks on the battlefield or underhanded tactics. I just wanted to cry to death."

On the street, more relatively poor people listened with great joy.

This is simply more interesting than watching a big show!

"ah? We civilians don’t have to go into battle to kill the enemy. Is there such a good thing?"

"Old man, I'm going to die laughing. The gray-haired warriors have to be sent back to their hometowns after being captured. The young gray-haired warriors are making a lot of money, and they are free from death."

"Old man, be brave. If you scratch yourself during a fight, the enemy will also watch you leave safely. What do you want to avoid death?"

"Hahaha, this Chu guy is so good. He helps people repair their cars and even gives them a ride home."

Qin Dynasty.

Many ministers covered their mouths and suppressed laughter.

Although they had some understanding of the war methods of the Spring and Autumn Period, they could not hold back when being pointed out (bjee) in person.

Hu Hai didn't care about that and just laughed at the top of his lungs. ( To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Hahaha.....so funny."

The young master on the side, Gao, could hold it back at first, but when he saw Hu Hai like this, he also laughed out loud.

"Hu Hai! Stop laughing, I can't help it when I see you smiling! Fusu scolded the two of them in a deep voice:"What a shame you two are. You have completely disgraced the royal family!""[]

He actually wanted to laugh too.

I almost had snot bubbles coming out of my nose just now.

In order not to be embarrassed on the spot, he chose to suppress his expression with anger.

Only Ying Zheng looked a little uncomfortable.

During the Spring and Autumn Period, various countries paid great attention to etiquette and rules when fighting wars.

But even so, we can’t say that the Warring States Period was all about gangsters fighting!! ?

According to this statement, Qin won the battle in the end.

Isn't he a gangster?

And as an emperor, he is even more of a hooligan among hooligans.......

I can't bear it!

Han Dynasty.

Fan Kuai laughed so hard that he was carried down for treatment.

When the other ministers saw this, they restrained themselves a little and laughed secretly.

Liu Bang didn't care about that much.

He was the one who laughed the most in the audience.

Another dynasty.

Huo Qubing frowned secretly.

Can the war still be fought like this?

Today he had a knife on his butt - his eyes were opened.

If we really fight like this, it would be child's play.

Don't blame him for thinking this way.

Most of the enemies of the Han Dynasty were foreigners, and they always relied on horse warfare. The advantage of horse warfare was mobility, and it was impossible to fight honestly one-on-one with others.

If you can win by sneak attack, you will definitely not fight openly.

Liu Che took the opportunity to touch his beard and cover the corners of his mouth.

The battles in the Spring and Autumn Period are very interesting.

To a certain extent, it is a competition between nobles.

The purpose of their fight is not for land and money, they simply want to compete for superiority.

So there is a lot of emphasis on national reputation.

Winning or losing is secondary.

The most important thing is not to lose face in front of other countries.

If his enemies also obeyed the rules, the Han Dynasty would not have to worry about foreign invasion and would be worry-free forever.

It's a pity that this is impossible to happen after all....