I make a popular science video and all the emperors learn from it!

[Science Popularization Short Video Collection Series 8. ]

[Six, what efforts did the ancients make to fight hemorrhoids. ]

[What wild ways did the ancients invent to treat hemorrhoids? ]

[Su Shi, a great writer in the Song Dynasty, once suffered from hemorrhoids. ]

[As we all know, Su Shi is a foodie. In addition to drinking and writing, his favorite thing is to eat. ]

[Su Shi loves to eat all kinds of food, especially meat and lychees. Coupled with the bad habit of alcoholism, he naturally suffers from hemorrhoids. ]

[Once he drank, his hemorrhoids recurred and the pain was unbearable. ]

[Su Shi had to stay in bed. Even so, he still wrote a poem called "Xingxiang Zi Qiu Yu"]

[Because of hemorrhoids, he added another poem. 】

【In the Qing Dynasty, the list of hemorrhoid victims added two more, Emperor Qianlong and Empress Dowager Cixi. 】

【These two people deserved it...】

【No, uh, there were three ways to treat hemorrhoids in ancient times. 】

【The first one is surgery. 】

【The doctor needs to get a fresh dog bladder, put it on a bamboo tube, and then use his hands to directly insert it into the patient's intestines and blow it up. 】

【At this time, the hemorrhoids can be led out of the outside world. 】

【Then, ligation is performed and then excision is performed. 】

【But this operation is very risky. 】

【Because the disinfection measures in ancient times were backward, many people died from this infection. 】

【The second method is sucking. 】

【It sounds disgusting and unbearable to look at, but it does have a certain effect. 】

[Zhuangzi once recorded a case of treating hemorrhoids. 】

[When the king of Qin was sick, he asked a doctor to see him. 】

[It is said that those who can help him pick the poisonous sore can get a car, and those who can lick his hemorrhoids can get 5 cars. 】

[Too explosive! 】

[There are also records. 】

[During the Warring States Period, the king of the Warring States, Zhao Yan, had a male favorite named Guo Kai. 】

[When Zhao Yan was still the prince, he had hemorrhoids. 】

[Guo Kai often used his tongue to lick his hemorrhoids to relieve the pain. 】

[Relying on this licking skill, Guo Kai rose to prominence and framed two famous generals, Lian Po and Li Mu. 】

[Eventually ruined the State of Zhao. 】

【Deng Tong of the Western Han Dynasty also had a similar effect. 】

【He was the male favorite of Emperor Wen of Han, and he changed his fate by licking Emperor Wen of Han's hemorrhoids. 】

【Not only did he hold several copper mountains, he also had the right to mint coins. 】

【However, after Emperor Wen of Han died, Emperor Jing of Han, Liu Qi, thought this man was too disgusting, so he confiscated Deng Tong's official position and property! 】

【The experience of the ancients shows that saliva can effectively delay hemorrhoids and relieve pain. 】

【But this method. 】

【It cannot cure the disease, it can only relieve pain, which is a bad idea. 】

【The third type is a strange medicine,It is called Kuzhi Powder. 】

[This medicine is recorded in the "Wei Family Collection of Prescriptions" of the Song Dynasty. 】

[Applying it to the affected area can make the hemorrhoids gradually dry up and finally disappear. 】

[You should promote it. 】

[But it is not widely used. 】

[Because this medicine has significant side effects. 】

[This medicine is made of alum, toad venom powder and arsenic. 】

[It is toxic and will cause great damage to the patient's body. 】

[Zhang Juzheng died of poisoning because of long-term use of this medicine. 】

[...]

"Oh my god! Ugh~~"

"Forget it, I'll just cut off the hemorrhoids with a knife!"

"Impossible, is there really no cure for hemorrhoids?" (To read exciting novels, go to Flylu Novels!)

"......"

The ancients were shocked by the "licking dog" treatment method, but they also hoped for a practical treatment method.

Qin Dynasty.

Ying Zheng stared blankly. []

"King of Qin?"

"Not me!"

Ying Zheng's voice couldn't help but rise a few notches.

He was dumbfounded. If he didn't make it clear, people would think he had hemorrhoids.

He couldn't ruin his reputation for a lifetime because of a minor illness.

The officials around him nodded and said nothing.

We didn't say it was you, Your Majesty, why are you arguing so loudly?

Are you hiding something?

Song Dynasty.

Su Shi just had hemorrhoids at this time.

He looked out the window with a sad face, and when he looked up, he could see the light curtain in the sky.

Since he couldn't go out to eat, drink and have fun anyway, he just watched the video on the light curtain to kill time.

Seeing his own name appear.

But it's not that he is good at writing poems, but that he is famous for hemorrhoids.

Su Shi's face became more painful.

Suddenly, he found something falling from the sky, right on his bed.

He twisted his body with difficulty, gasping in pain every time he moved.

He finally got the thing in his hand.

Su Shi looked at the thing in his hand curiously, and said in his mouth: "Hemorrhoid cream...can effectively relieve pain."

He was ecstatic immediately.

He thought it was his own pain that had attracted the mercy of God! A magic medicine was specially sent to relieve his pain.

Without any nonsense, he immediately called the servant to apply it on himself.

Sure enough, after a while.

He felt that the pain was greatly relieved, and he could even stand up and move around freely.

"Bring wine and meat!" Su Shi rubbed his hands and licked his lips.

After recovering from the illness, he naturally had to drink wine and eat meat to celebrate!

Qing Dynasty.

Qianlong's face turned green.

Whenever he had a good reputation, he would not mention him. Once he had a scandal or bad reputation, he would be listed immediately.

And it happened that he was suffering from hemorrhoids now.!

It was so uncomfortable that he couldn't sit still.

And something happened that made him even more angry.

Qianlong opened the credit mall and was surprised to find that hemorrhoid cream was on the shelves!

Just when he wanted to buy it, he found that it was sold out!

Qianlong was so angry that he cursed loudly, and the curse was as ugly as it could be. .