I make a popular science video and all the emperors learn from it!

[Science Popularization Short Video Collection Series 7. ]

[Seventeen, if Zhuge Liang was given 1 million college students to march north, what would be the result? ]

[The emperor had not yet completed half of his career, and only half of the food was left. ]

[If Zhuge Liang was given 1 million college students to march north, Zhuge Liang could make a sharp explosion! ]

[Getting up and putting on clothes, hundreds of thousands of fragile college students were injured. ]

[After breakfast, another 40,000 were reduced. ]

[After returning from the drill, only half of the number, less than 500,000, were left. ]

[At the 8 o'clock Northern Expedition meeting, some students insisted on betting that the prime minister would not call their names, and some asked their roommates to help answer. ]

[And this is not the end, they also asked whether the place of origin should be filled in the place of household registration or the place where they live now. ]

[After finally making it to noon, the college students heard that Cao Ying had given away wives. 】

【In the afternoon, 500,000 people surrendered to the enemy! 】

【In the evening, a white wall was posted to find people who would take over the Northern Expedition from 7 o'clock the next day. 】

【In the middle of the night, Sima Yi attacked Zhuge Liang's Northern Expedition camp. 】

【When we arrived, we found that the college students were still awake. 】

【On the second day of the Northern Expedition, Zhuge Liang shouted with a loudspeaker: Stop talking. 】

【You insisted on standing with your roommate and said you didn't know the north. 】

【The prime minister asked you where your weapons and armor were? 】030

【You said you forgot your weapons in the dormitory, and your armor was not dry after washing yesterday. 】

【Before the expedition, Zhuge Liang shouted loudly: Prince, Princess, please go to the Northern Expedition. 】

【As a result, before leaving the city, the college students told the prime minister that we should go back because we couldn't walk anymore. 】

[Three months into the expedition, 1/3 of the food and grass is left. 】

[I didn't expect that it was the college students who didn't eat breakfast. 】

[Finally, Zhuge Liang issued a notice saying: Killing the enemy will earn extra credits, the brave will be guaranteed admission to graduate school, and those who join the army will be given internship certificates and will have a permanent post. 】

[As a result, you shouted that Northern Europe is also the North! 】

[Even MacArthur, the fifth-year senior, couldn't help but say, I have a plan to send all the college students to Wei and Wu, and from then on Shu Han will become increasingly powerful. 】

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"What? Why give Zhuge Liang one million college students to fight the Northern Expedition?"

"No, it seems that one million is not enough."

"No way. It is a million-strong army. One person throwing a stone is enough to kill the enemy. It shouldn't be so bad, right?"

"......"

The ancients didn't understand the jokes about college students. They were confused after reading it.

What they couldn't understand the most was why Zhuge Liang couldn't succeed in fighting the Northern Expedition even though he was given one million college students. Why was that?

A million-strong army, regardless of its combat effectiveness, can scare the enemy with its sheer number.

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Qin Dynasty.

All the generals looked around in confusion, hoping someone could answer their questions.

Impossible!

How could a million-strong army fail in the Northern Expedition!

They had seen Zhuge Liang's talent on the screen before, and he was a good strategist.

Given a million-strong army, it stands to reason that he could defeat Cao's army.

Ying Zheng also noticed the reactions of the others, and he was also full of questions.

A full million-strong army.

Cao's army only had 500,000 troops at most, less than half of Zhuge Liang's.

And they couldn't win!

Ying Zheng took a deep breath, looked at the old general Wang Jian, and asked curiously: "I ask you, if you are given a million college students, can you replace Zhuge Liang to succeed in the Northern Expedition?"

He still didn't believe that a million troops would not win, and naturally thought that Zhuge Liang's command ability was not good enough.

Wang Jian was also thinking, and when he heard the question, he immediately expressed his opinion respectfully.

"Report to Your Majesty."

"In my opinion, the success of the Northern Expedition does not depend on who is the commander."

"I...I think that the one million college students are not worth using and cannot participate in the Northern Expedition."

"Oh, why do you say that?" Ying Zheng was even more confused.

Wang Jian continued to speculate boldly, "According to what was said above, college students are lazy and gluttonous. Not only do they eat a lot, they also can't get up early in the morning and don't sleep late at night."

"Besides, they like to be sneaky and want others to help them answer the questions before they go to war."

After hearing this, Ying Zheng's face changed a little, but Wang Jian continued to express his opinion.

"Also, they have no discipline. They even forget their swords and armor at home. They stand in line very casually and only stand with people they know."

"In addition, college students' physique is too poor."

"Before leaving the city, they shouted that they couldn't walk anymore..."

Ying Zheng was confused after hearing this.

He quickly stopped him from continuing.

But he had already agreed with this view in his heart!

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The Three Kingdoms period.

Zhuge Liang was dumbfounded.

Do you look down on me like this? ? !

Even with a million troops, they couldn't succeed in the Northern Expedition?

He couldn't help but get angry, but reason finally took over.

The words "fragile college student" caught his attention!

Thinking of what he saw beforeThe legend of the fragile college students, he reacted, what exactly is going on.

Zhuge Liang suddenly realized: "So that's it, the college students are too delicate and can't join the army to fight, so the Northern Expedition can't succeed."

On the other side.

Cao Cao's headache has obviously healed.

It started to hurt again.

Zhuge Liang led millions of college students but couldn't take down the Wei Kingdom, which shows how unreliable college students are.

He looked at the last sentence of the video and then he got a headache.

If all these college students are given to him, how should he deal with these people to make full use of their role?

Cao Cao was too lazy to think and asked directly: "Everyone, the college students are given to you, how do you want to use them, I want to see your ideas."

The counselors looked at each other.

I really didn't have a good idea for a while.

These college students are so delicate that even if they are taken to work as migrant workers, they are very worrying.

Just when everyone was silent.

Jia Xu stood up!

He confidently flicked his long sleeves and said loudly: "Prime Minister, I have a plan!"

"Tell me quickly." Cao Cao urged.

"Kill one million college students as military rations! Isn't it wonderful?"

As soon as these words came out.

The whole audience was silent.

Cao Cao's head hurt even more, he was really speechless.

What kind of plan is this! It's too vicious!

I asked you to offer suggestions, but I didn't ask you to offer a vicious plan that was completely unscrupulous!

Killing one million people as military rations, this is a plan that a human being can come up with! ! .