[Collection of popular science short videos, series 5. ]

[Twelve, the most annoying man in foreign culture and tourism, who defeated foreign filters alone! ]

[Paris culture and tourism never dreamed that a video by a Chinese blogger would make all their cultural and tourism promotion work for so many years go in vain. ]

[He is the "Xuzhou cousin" who claims to travel around the world. ]

[I once thought that Paris would be as romantic as the propaganda said. ]

[After the cousin came, he broke this filter. ]

[The Paris Eiffel Tower is just like that, far less imposing and spectacular than the propaganda. ]

[The small stalls and vendors under the tower are full of vendors, just like the school gate before school, you really doubt whether this is the Eiffel Tower in Paris. ]

[If you don't know, you might think it's a high-voltage power tower in a wheat field. 】.

[Some people even got Paris syndrome after visiting Paris in person, which is the psychological disease "057" caused by the filter being broken. In severe cases, they will vomit under the Eiffel Tower. 】

[Then my cousin went to the Louvre alone. 】

[A place that is not as high-end and domineering as advertised. 】

[Under my cousin's lens, it was like visiting a temple fair, and I could smell a few French farts from time to time. 】

[Not only that, the environment and facilities of the Louvre reminded my cousin of Caesar's Palace in Xuzhou. 】

[As for why they are similar, probably only the brothers who often visit bath centers know. 】

[After a tour, what impressed my cousin the most were the statues inside, because these statues were all from Bara, Greece. 】

[All the exhibits in the British Museum were obtained through some "normal means". 】

[My cousin was walking around, complaining that these were nothing to brag about, nothing special. 】

[There were indeed no treasures in the Louvre that my cousin would like. 】

[So, I thought it would be better to take a photo of a toilet. 】

[Who knew that foreign toilets have reached the point of being listed. 】

[There is also a fee for going to the toilet. 】

[My cousin, who had no change, could only return home in disappointment. 】

[I bought a box of the legendary white rice. 】

[That's right, a few leaves of vegetables cost four euros, and if you want tableware, you have to pay separately. The main feature is a bundled forced sale. 】

[The expected romantic atmosphere in my mind was completely gone. 】

[Instead, the whole street was intermittently filled with foul smells. 】

[Because you have to pay for every use of public toilets, it is far less cost-effective than peeing and defecating on the streets. 】

[So many people choose to save money and give up being human. 】

[You thought this was just the limit of the West, but it turned out to be just a daily routine. 】

[The success of the cousin is not accidental, because he successfully opened Paris out of the 18th-tier small county town, plus the sense of déjà vu of a luxurious bad movie.】

[The subway has become a manual transmission, and you can't get out without using your hands. 】

[There is even no automatic elevator when leaving the station, which makes my cousin exhausted. 】

[From my cousin's perspective, this often-hyped romantic tourist destination looks like an old and dilapidated farmer's market, which really breaks all netizens' beautiful filters about Paris. 】

[In our impression, the pyramids are weird and mysterious, which makes people want to explore. 】

[From our cousin's perspective, the pyramids have lost the filter of the mysterious manor. Although this is the capital of Egypt, it looks like a fourth- or fifth-tier city in China. 】

[Some netizens commented: The city center is so dilapidated that it looks like a remaining shelter in a doomsday game. 】

[Because my cousin's perspective has a rustic filter. 】

[Many netizens complained after watching it, what's good about this place? 】

[The big stone looks big from a distance, but it is even bigger when you look at it from a close distance. The stone is really big, it is really a big stone. 】

[Other people are planting grass when they travel. 】

[Where my cousin goes, he is pulling grass. 】

[My childhood dream was to travel around the world. After watching my cousin's video, the world will not travel around me. 】

[I can't believe the magnificent pyramids, and there are so many people in the inner corridor. 】

[According to my cousin's description: "It's hot, stuffy and smelly inside, and it smells like stinky shoe insoles..." 】

[My cousin is like a software update installation package, and all the tourist attractions he passes by need to be updated. 】

[I believe everyone has been forced to recommend the text of Venice Water City in the nine-year compulsory education. 】

[In fact, the water in Venice is not only turbid, but also can be called brothers with the water of the Ganges. 】

【Not only that, Venice was also planted by my cousin as the capital of fakes. 】

【"All the stores are made in China. I just wanted to buy some souvenirs, but they were all made by us. Or they were fakes, and they even sold fake watches. Ask me to buy a watch, and you sell me your fakes. I would like to call it the capital of fakes."】

【Watching my cousin live, I thought he was a mine-clearing pioneer. 】

【Now, the whole world is full of mines. 】

【A group of people were eating by the river, and my cousin couldn't stand it anymore, cursing, "Stinky river ditch, stinky! Is this the romance of Venice?"】

【Good guy, I thought he was a travel blogger, recommending tourist attractions everywhere. 】

【I didn't expect him to be a fake-fighting blogger, fighting wherever he went... 】

【He is indeed a man who killed the entire European tourism industry with his own strength. 】

[Although the places my cousin has traveled to have lost their poetic and distant beauty, they have saved us unnecessary expenses. 】

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"You charge for peeing, you must be crazy for money, it's just a broken tower!"

"You know what, setting up a stall under the tower is almost like going to a market."

"Haha, it's so backward no matter how you look at it, the streets are full of shit and urine, it's so disgusting."

"Where's the gold in the pyramid? It's all broken stones."

"Water City, if you want to play in the water, why don't you go to the beach..."

"......"

The ancients were not brainwashed by the media, they just complained about what they had in their hearts.

They didn't give face to famous attractions at all.

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Yuan Dynasty.

Kublai Khan was full of disdain.

These broken places were completely unattractive to him.

"Hmph, these are just shabby places. I'm too lazy to even take a look at them even if you beg me to go."

"There are so many beautiful mountains and rivers, but you're staring at these shabby places."

"A corner of my palace is better than them."

Kublai Khan spat. In his opinion, whether it was his own palace or the scenery of Jiangshan, which one was better than the place in the video.

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Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Di smiled and shook his head.

"It is said that what you hear is not what you see. I have figured it out. These so-called attractions are just trying to trick people."

"An iron tower, a small palace, a pile of stones, and a small town flooded by water."

"I really don't see what's good about it."

Zhu Di was dumbfounded. He couldn't understand why such a boring place could attract so many people. Could it be because of its hazy beauty?

Because I don't understand it, I think it's good just by hearsay.

But when I actually went to see it, I didn't say who would regret it, but I was also very disappointed.

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