I make a popular science video and all the emperors learn from it!

[Collection of popular science short videos 4. ]

[Eleven, a comprehensive review of modern poetry, Li Bai and Du Fu both broke through the defense! ]

[I never thought that the literary attainments of primary school students are so high now! ]

[Each of them is comparable to Zhou Shuren. ]

[They can break the teacher's defense on the spot with just one poem. ]

["The trend of baldness will be punished even if it is far away."]

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[Obviously, this is describing their teacher's Mediterranean hairstyle. ]

["The sun is high in the sky, and the landmines are buried in the soil; the old man digs sweet potatoes and blows them into idiots."]

[Not only that, they can even perfectly combine ancient poems and Internet hot memes. 】

【“At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the country was divided into three kingdoms. Cao Cao angrily killed Qiao Biluo.”】

【“As men, we should be strong. Eating peaches is so cool.”】

【...】

【Even family conflicts seem so rhyming in their writing. 】

【“The sword in the hand of the loving mother chops the rebellious son; eighteen swords in one second, each sword is a critical hit; the father sees that the son is not cold, so he draws out seven wolves; the son looks at the seven wolves and instantly feels cold; feeling cold, his heart is flying, I want Xizhilang jelly.”】

【They can even combine games with ancient poems. 】

[“Beyond the mountains, there are green mountains. Beyond the buildings, don’t go for heads when playing support.”]

[“As long as the flying general of Longcheng is here, he will lead the troops in the top lane.”]

[“The east wind blew again last night in the small building. This time, I played Sun Wukong.”]

[The primary school students nowadays are full of talents.]

[But contemporary netizens, after seeing this, directly expressed their dissatisfaction and must apply for participation!]

[“A man should be self-reliant and put on his makeup in front of the mirror.”]

[“I urge you to drink another glass of wine. If you think I’m ugly, I’ll leave.”]

[“I asked you where you came from with a smile. The guillotine of Roxas.”]

[“The emperor’s business was not half done, and he spent all his budget on disco.〃〃 . ”】

【“If you are poor, you can take care of yourself; if you are rich, you can have many wives and concubines.”】

【“I sat up in shock from my dying illness, and the clown turned out to be me.”】

【“I laughed at the sky with my sword in hand, and went to sleep directly after laughing.”】

【“If a friend comes from afar, I will punish him even if he is far away!”】

【“Three cobblers all smell the same.”】

【“Once bitten by a snake, you can hear birds crying everywhere.”】

【“The old friend left Yellow Crane Tower, let's wash our feet and massage with oil together."]

["Water lilies emerge from clear water, heroes emerge from troubled times."]

["If the sky has feelings, it will also grow old. If people have wishes, they will die early."]

["What is love in the world? The monkeys on both sides of the river can't stop crying."]

["Withered vines, old trees, crows, go home after work."]

["Old horses are in the stable, with ambitions to run thousands of miles; sweep away hunger and be yourself."]

[It's really against the will of heaven.]

[I can only say that age is here, it's different!]

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"Ah? How come this is different from the poems I've read? Which one is right?"

"It has a kind of harmonious beauty that is randomly put together!"

"I haven't read any books. I'd like to ask, are these poems like this?"

"Oh my god, it gives me a headache. What are these?"

"It's insulting to the culture, it's insulting to the culture!"

"Father, such poems are easy to read. I want to learn them all and read them to the teacher."

"Hey! How dare you, my rebellious son! I'll see if I can break your dog legs! You are not allowed to learn!"

"......"

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Tang Dynasty.

Li Bai heard the poems being recited on the screen and opened his hazy eyes to look at it.

He was looking forward to the talents of future generations.

But as soon as he read the first sentence, he was stunned and at a loss for a moment.

"What is this?"

He threw down the wine pot and slapped his forehead twice to sober himself up.

He was sober, but after reading the poem above, his head was even more dizzy.

No, how did this come together!

The first half of the poem is fine, but where did the second half come from? ?

It's a mess, but it has some rhyme.

And at this moment, Du Fu was also broken.

Now he has entered his old age, leaning on a cane, and angrily said: "｀ 々What a disgrace! What a disgrace!"

He can no longer think of better words to express his current mood.

The palace.

Li Shimin's head is about to explode.

"This...this is put together randomly, and it actually reads smoothly?!"

To be honest, he has never been so speechless in his life.

He doesn't understand how the brains of later generations grow, how can they think of putting these two strange and unrelated paragraphs together.

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Qing Dynasty.

Emperor Qianlong almost laughed crazy after reading a bunch of weird poems.

"Hahaha, can this be called poetry?"

"Look at me (my king) improvising two poems, which are definitely a thousand times better than the poems that later generations have worked hard to make!"

Emperor Qianlong didn't know where he got the courage from.

Composing two poems without any cultural literacy in one breath, there is only one word: awkward!

The ministers around him looked constipated,But I had to applaud.

"Good! This poem is good!"

"Your Majesty's poetry talent surpasses Li Bai and Du Fu, by far!"

"Good poem! What is so good about it... Lord He, why don't you tell me?"

He Shen stared in surprise.

No, how do I know what is good about these two "poems"?

Could it be that the good thing is the parallelism and neatness?

Can you barely tell that this is a poem?

"Ahem..." He Shen's face turned red, and he didn't know how to flatter. It was really difficult! Very challenging! .