I make a popular science video and all the emperors learn from it!

[Collection of popular science short videos 4. ]

[3. There are thousands of stupid news, and Anhui Province accounts for more than half. ]

[If there is only one stone of stupid news in the world, then Anhui Province Satellite TV accounts for eight buckets. ]

[It has a livelihood news program Super News Field, which especially likes to expose stupid news. ]

[A man hit and ran, and the next day he learned that he had killed his own father. ]

[There was a man in Heze who drove out to eat in the middle of the night. Who knew that on his way home, he hit an old man driving a tricycle into a ditch on the side of the road. ]

[The man was afraid of taking responsibility and chose to abandon the car and escape. ].

[Early the next morning. ]

[The family found him hiding outside. ]

[It was only at this time that he realized that the person he hit and killed last night was actually his own father! 】

【I can only say that every piece of news from Anhui Province is outrageous enough. 】

【But every piece of news is indeed true in real life. Those who can appear on this program are quite explosive in the entire news industry. 】

【There is an old man in Shaanxi who went to a local hospital for examination because of his swollen penis. 】

【After the doctor's diagnosis, it was confirmed that it was penile cancer and the diseased part had to be removed. 】

【Three days after the removal operation, the old man's family learned that the doctor had misdiagnosed! 】

【Guess what happened? 】

【This is not cancer at all, just a cyst. 】

【In other words, it was misdiagnosed and the wrong part was removed! 】

【The old man was dumbfounded. Now he can only squat to pee on 310, and has become a eunuch! 】

【This is not the most outrageous thing. 】

[A college student played online games and married a wife in the game. Unexpectedly, his wife turned out to be his roommate's mother! 】

[Oh my God! Is this super-generational? 】

[I call you brother, you call me dad! But they each have their own opinions. 】

[Because the news broadcast was too funny, netizens even jokingly suggested that the program be renamed "Public Execution Ground". 】

[Like mother pretending to be son to pursue female classmates, college students playing online games to marry wives, and wives turned out to be roommates' mothers. Such bloody plots are played every day on Anhui Satellite TV. 】

[After watching Anhui Satellite TV, I realized that the best screenwriter is reality. 】

[A naughty child unplugged the plug in the hospital and plugged in his mobile phone charger to charge it, but he never thought that the plug he unplugged was the plug of the ventilator his grandfather was using! 】

[This wave is really a great filial piety! 】

【Before the funny jokes swept the Internet, Anhui Province Satellite TV caught the traffic password of the sand sculpture news. 】

【When paying the electricity bill, an old man found that the electricity consumption at home was particularly high and suspected that someone was stealing electricity. 】

【So he asked for maintenance. 】

【When checking the circuit of the electrical box, the electrician found an extra wire. 】

【The old man immediately became alert and cut the extra wire. 】

【But I didn’t expect that after cutting it off, I found that the traffic light outside was not on! 】

【The old man was so scared that he called the police directly.】

【After checking, I found that the old man’s family used a lot of electricity because the traffic lights on the whole street were powered by his family! 】

【But this is not the end. The bloody plot collected by Anhui Provincial Satellite TV is not to disgrace its reputation as a TV station with integrity. 】

【One day in July 2013, a man started an online relationship with an online friend, which lasted for several months. 】

【But at the end of the chat, it suddenly occurred to me that both parties seemed to have forgotten to ask about gender. 】

【As a result, the two men’s online love affair was in dire straits, but fortunately, neither side suffered any major losses. 】

【I thought it would be over if they deleted each other. 】

【But he never expected that after one of the men found out that the netizen was a sunny and cheerful boy, he insisted on continuing the relationship and even stopped him from talking to other opposite sexes. 】

【The other party was also dumbfounded when he heard this, and the two sides started to scold each other. 】

【Finally, the two of them developed an offline real-life kombat. After a few curses, they agreed to fight on a construction site, and they started fighting as soon as they met. 】

【The police arrived soon and took the two to the police station. 】

【The final result: one person smashed the other's mobile phone and paid 1,500 yuan, while the other person was dealt with separately because he was driving under the influence. 】

【But the most sassy one was the girl below. 】

【She was accidentally abducted by human traffickers, but she was not panicked at all, and escaped from the clutches of the other party with a little trick. 】

【Originally, running away and calling the police would have been the end of the matter. 】

【But the girl turned the tables! 】

【She told the trafficker who abducted her: "Hey, I have three high school female classmates who I have a good relationship with. Can you take us with you? I will call them three too."】

【The trafficker was so happy when he heard this! 】

【"Okay, okay."】

【The trafficker said to the girl: "Go and call those three female classmates."】

【The girl regained her freedom and took the initiative to talk to an old man who was warming himself by the fire on the roadside. When she learned that the old man had no wife, she abducted the waiting woman trafficker for 500 yuan! 】

【What's even more shocking is that the woman trafficker was already unlucky enough after being abducted. 】

【She never expected that she would be sold to another man again by the buyer! 】

[If you think that Anhui TV only broadcasts domestic idiots, then you underestimate its scope. As long as there are new idiots emerging around the world, they will definitely be caught by Anhui TV. 】

[A resident in the United States called the police and said that he heard the woman in the neighbor's house screaming continuously. 】

[But when the police arrived at the scene, the woman in the house said sadly: "My boyfriend kept farting, and I couldn't stand it, so I screamed." 】

[This is not over yet. 】

[In mi country, there is a 16-year-old middle school student named Andrew. He wanted to commit suicide with a gun because of his poor test scores. ]

[Andrew's mother quickly asked for help from Foberle. ]

[As a result, Foberle successfully shot Andrew to death before he committed suicide. ]

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"Hahaha, it's so funny."

"Is it possible that the way of entertainment for later generations is to read these, uh... Stupid news?"

"There were stupid thieves in the front and stupid news in the back. What does stupid mean?"

"I can't stand it. My stomach hurts."

"......"

The ancients laughed so hard that they were numb. This familiar feeling seemed familiar.

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Han Dynasty.

Liu Bang really couldn't hold it back, and laughed wildly at the sky: "First, a son drove a car and killed his old father, and then a grandson tried to murder his grandfather."

"Why are there such strange things in the world?"

But he changed his mind and thought that these two things sounded funny at first, but when he thought about it carefully, they made people sad.

But the girl sold the traffickers, which was very satisfying and very funny!

Liu Bang smiled, but his voice was a little fierce: "Trafficking, doing such a conscienceless thing, you will be skinned and pulled out!"

In ancient times, trafficking was a very serious matter.

As long as the traffickers were caught, they would not be able to die comfortably.

But how dare such a stupid trafficker in the video do such a thing?

Liu Bang was very puzzled.

Then seeing the news from the United States, Liu Bang burst out laughing again: "Hahaha, farts are too smelly..."

"I wanted to commit suicide, but was killed by the people my mother called!"

"What is this all about.".