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[Eight, the most stupid thieves in history (three)]

[The people to be introduced below are definitely the most stupid thieves in the history of Chinese crime. ]

[Their stupid and weird operations have burned the CPU of the police. ].

[The first genius did something very explosive. He almost dug up the graves of his leader's ancestors! ]

[That day, the villager "Wolong" asked the unit leader for help but failed. ]

[In order to get the appreciation and respect of the leader, his clever little head turned and immediately thought of a brilliant idea to dig up the leader's ancestral grave and steal the bones inside! ]

[Afterwards, when the leader was scratching his head to find the bones, he recommended himself. 】

[Use the Feng Shui knowledge you have studied to help the leader find the bones. When the time comes, the leader will definitely look at you with new eyes and promote you. 】

[He does what he says. In terms of action, he is not inferior to others! 】

[Wolong didn't know what method he used, but he actually persuaded another colleague "Fengchu" in the unit. The two planned to rise to prominence together. 】

[Wolong and Fengchu hit it off and dug up the leader's great-grandmother's grave at night and stole the bones. 】

[However, the leader didn't find out! 】

[It seems that the matter is not big enough. The two bold "five eight zero" also dug up the leader's great-grandfather's grave. 】

[Unfortunately, the leader still ignored them. 】

[The two were anxious now, so they made up their minds and simply stole the grave of the leader's father-in-law. 】

【It was not until the Qingming Festival holiday that the leader went to visit the graves and found that the graves of his ancestors had been almost dug up! 】

【So he immediately called the police, and the two of them were arrested. 】

【I didn't expect that two geniuses, Wolong and Fengchu, could appear in Guangxi at the same time. I have to admire their unique brain circuits. 】

【And the next genius to appear has taken the strategy to the extreme! 】

【This genius is an uncle who looks very wise. 】

【He used up all his life's wisdom to steal a bunch of bananas from his neighbor's house! 】

【When the wise uncle passed by the door of his neighbor's house, he found a bunch of bananas on the ground. 】

【He was about to take it away, but found a surveillance camera on the wall. 】

【He looked at it with wise eyes for two seconds, and keenly realized that it was too dangerous to do so. He had to think long and hard if he wanted to eat the banana. 】

【So, he immediately went home to get a pair of sunglasses. 】

【Thinking that with the cover of sunglasses, this time it should be safe. 】

【But just after arriving at the place, he realized that he had forgotten to bring sunglasses! 】

【Seeing that his handsome face was exposed to the surveillance again, he had to give up. 】

【When he appeared again, his clothes were gone. 】

【Now the person on the other side of the surveillance, definitely unrecognizable, not to mention that he was wearing sunglasses as a disguise, he was totally different from the previous one! 】

[The wise uncle confidently picked up the banana. 】

[But for some reason, he just moved the banana to a different place, but didn't take it away. 】

[But the uncle must have his reasons for doing this. 】

[When he appeared in the surveillance again, he was fully armed with Little Red Riding Hood, sunglasses and a mask, and he also had a pair of pliers in his hand. 】

[He wisely thought, if he just cut the wires of the surveillance, wouldn't it be a permanent solution? 】

[The plan was fine. 】

[However, his height was a flaw, so he had to be forced to give up again. 】

[After a while, the wise uncle brought another cement brick, and his clothes and appearance returned to their original appearance, thinking that as long as he dressed differently from the last time, he would definitely not be recognized. 】

[He planned to turn the camera around and cut the wires, but he did it the wrong way! 】

[The camera moved towards his handsome face, which scared him so much that he tried harder to adjust it, and even stuck out his tongue out from exhaustion. 】

[Do we mean that this banana must be eaten? 】

[After repeated setbacks, the wise uncle finally gave up stealing bananas. 】

[The next genius will definitely steal something unprecedented. 】

[You will never think that someone would steal a road! 】

[What deer? 】

[Is it a sika deer with horns on its head? 】

[No, it means literally, a big road. 】

[A villager in Jinan woke up and suddenly found that the road in the village had disappeared! 】

[The puzzled police rushed to the scene and saw that their cerebellum had atrophied. 】

[My God, an 800-meter-long cement road is left with only the dirt roadbed. It is simply unbelievable. 】

[Could it be the demolition team nearby? 】

[After investigation, it was found that the demolition team had not yet entered the site, and finally found the road to the village in a stone factory. 】

[It should be said that it was road debris. 】

[When asked, the owner of the stone factory claimed that a man named Zhang San sold it to him, ten yuan a ton, and a total of six thousand yuan. 】

[The police immediately found Zhang San. 】

[After asking, it was found that Zhang San thought that this road was basically unused, and no one would pursue it even if it was dug. So he took advantage of the night to drive the excavator to break up the cement road surface, and then sold the crushed stones to make some extra money. 】

[Wow, this business mind is really like an 80-year-old grandmother walking up the stairs - you have to help! 】

[The next old man came out and stunned the police with one sentence! 】

[When he was stealing steel bars, his bicycle was stolen by someone else! 】

[In the surveillance video, we can see that the old man rode his bicycle to a construction site full of steel bars. The old man was quite quick and quickly took the sack to pack them. 】

[He does not produce steel bars, he is just a steel bar carrier. 】

【While the old man was concentrating on picking up steel bars, a man in green who passed by took his car away. 】

【The old man who picked up half a bag of steel bars found that his mount was lost, and cursed, these thieves are really hateful! 】

【What kind of wool is this! 】

【It was fine when I came here, but now I can't go back. I must call the police! Bring the damn thief to justice! 】

【The police were happy when they heard the call. 】

【The performance came to the door, two cases came at once, and in the end, the old man and the car thief were both sentenced to civil detention. 】

【Next, the old lady's operation was even worse than that of the old man. 】

【She actually took the stolen durian to the fruit store to return the money because the durian was raw. 】

[The boss was also puzzled. Didn’t the store sell a single durian today? 】

[The fruit store owner asked the aunt for the receipt. The aunt said the receipt was at home, then she lost it and couldn’t get the payment record. 】

[The boss had no choice but to let her put the durian in the store and go back to find the receipt. 】

[Not only did she not get the money, but the durian was also taken away. 】

[The aunt felt that she had lost a lot. The next day, she went to the store to steal durian again. This time, she was caught red-handed. 】

[Who can stand this? 】

[The boss called the police directly. Did we say that this durian must be eaten? 】

[It seems that the aunt is also a real foodie. 】

[Speaking of senior foodies, here is another genius who stole bacon in a Mercedes-Benz... 】

[And he stole a lot! 】

[The owner of a local restaurant in Hubei reported to the police that all the more than 300 kilograms of bacon he had preserved were lost. 】

[According to the investigation, it turned out that a customer named Shi had stolen it. 】

[Just because he liked the taste of this bacon so much, he had the idea of ​​taking some home to eat. 】

[So, he sneaked into the local restaurant late at night, took down the bacon hanging on the beam, packed it in batches, and transported it back and forth for more than a dozen times. 】

[Then he hid the bacon in his luxury car and transported it to a nearby city. 】

[This Shi had a strong sense of anti-detection and changed his clothes and hats many times when committing the crime. 】

【Later, the police found the stolen bacon in Shi’s garage, including 89 hams, 22 pieces of bacon, one cured rabbit, and one cured fish. 】

【Wow, this is a complete rip-off of the local restaurant’s inventory. 】

【The owner of the local restaurant excitedly presented a silk banner to the police. I mean, if you have a luxury car, how can you be short of this little money? 】

【It’s not worth it, brother. 】

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“Hahaha, here we go again, this kind of video makes you laugh every time you watch ittimes."

"Damn, I'm dying of laughter."

"These stupid thieves, with their brains, still steal things, they are lucky that they haven't been stolen by others."

"No, I can't stand it, I have never seen such a ridiculous thing. ”

“......”

The ancients burst out laughing.

Last time they watched this series, they almost choked with laughter and couldn’t forget it.

This series is finally back for a limited time.

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The Three Kingdoms period.

Zhuge Liang was confused and felt ridiculous.

Even with his knowledge, he had never heard of such a funny thing.

But why is there a thief called Crouching Dragon???

Even Phoenix 2.6 is out!

Zhuge Liang pointed at the light curtain with his fan, and said with trembling lips: "Shame on me! ”

He really couldn’t stand it. Such a stupid thief was actually called Wolong!

It was simply humiliating him by name!

Could it be that he did something stupid later, which led to the poor evaluation of him by later generations?

Or in later generations, Wolong and Fengchu were not good words?!

On the other side.

Fengchu was drinking wine and saw himself appear on the light curtain.

He couldn’t hold it back in an instant!

He even forgot to drink the wine.

After a long while, he began to spit fragrance at the light curtain.

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Tang Dynasty.

Cheng Yaojin and others rolled on the ground with laughter.

No way, they couldn't hold it in.

It was really funny.

Where had they seen such a stupid thing before?

And Li Shimin shook his head slightly, he suspected that he was too good to his ministers!

Even though he was the true dragon emperor, he hadn't started laughing yet.

These ministers laughed happier than he did!

Do they still have him as the emperor in their eyes! .