[Collection of popular science short videos, series 2. ]
[Eighteen, the legend of crispy college students. ]
[Why are contemporary college students so crispy yet so hard to kill? ]
[Let's recall those crispy college students in 2023. ]
[A dormitory head ordered a spicy hot pot, took a bite, and it was so delicious that he twisted his waist. ]
[Some stretched and twisted their neck. ]
[Some fried sausages and gave themselves second-degree burns. ]
[Some people laughed so hard while watching short videos that their nasal arteries ruptured. They couldn't stop bleeding and were taken directly to the hospital. ]
[Some people played with their phones while lying on their sides, causing strabismus. ].
[Some people broke their feet while dancing, and some people accidentally stepped on their roommates' shoes and got fungal infections on their feet, and needed to remove some tissues. 】
【The crispy skin of contemporary college students has long been famous. 】
【However, these college students with fragile bodies and extremely difficult to kill are a thing of the past. 】
【So, in the new 2024. 】
【This young lady took up the banner of crispy college students and fired the first shot of the crispy "733". 】
【And it was a rare chain trick, with rings within rings, sets within sets, layouts one after another, and waves of attacks, but she was not able to get away. 】
【The cause was that the young lady went out to dinner and play mahjong with several classmates at school. 】
【Then, during the halftime break, she suddenly fainted while going to the toilet. 】
【When the young lady woke up again, she found herself lying in the hospital on an IV drip. 】
【During the IV drip, the young lady felt very bored, so she pinched her belly button to relieve her boredom. 】
【But unexpectedly, the infection was caused by scratching, and it was so serious that the whole belly button had to be removed! 】
【The little sister has no belly button from now on. 】
【After being discharged from the hospital, the little sister was very happy, but she laughed too hard and her jaw was dislocated. 】
【The roommate said not to panic, I can fix the bones. 】
【Then with a snap, it was bent back for her. 】
【But the next day, on the way to the morning eight, the little sister found that her face was crooked, one eye could not close, and saliva kept flowing. 】
【Then she went to the hospital again, and the doctor told her that it was facial paralysis. 】
【Then she was given medicine but it didn't cure it. 】
【The little sister could only cry to her mother, and her mother asked her to go home to see a Chinese doctor. The little sister with a bad fate had to ask the counselor for leave to return to her hometown. 】
【After returning home, her mother took her to see a Chinese doctor. 】
[Under the master's exquisite craftsmanship, the little sister was cured by only more than 70 needles all over her body, and her uterine cold was cured by the way. 】
[Seeing his daughter return home, the father was very happy and took out the wine he carefully brewed and let his daughter taste it. 】
[After the little sister drank it, she felt that it tasted great. 】
[But after a while, she started to have diarrhea, and two legs were stretchedMy legs went limp. 】
[The little sister quickly asked her father to call 120, and she fainted. 】
[When she woke up, she was lying on the bed again, with an IV in her arm. 】
[The mother next to her kept scolding her father. It turned out that her father's wine was not brewed well, resulting in the production of toxic substances. 】
[After being discharged from the hospital, her mother cooked fish soup. 】
[To nourish the little sister who had just been discharged from the hospital. 】
[The fish soup was so delicious that the little sister drank several bowls in one breath, but suddenly felt a sore throat. 】
[It turned out that the throat was stuck by a fish bone. 】
[I wanted to swallow the steamed bun and soften the fish bone with vinegar to take it down. 】
[But I didn't expect that it didn't work at all, and it hurt more! 】
【The little sister rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment, and the fish bone was successfully removed by the doctor with tweezers. 】
【The grandfather couldn't come at this time, and he didn't forget to scold the little sister's parents, saying that you are too unreliable as a father and mother. 】
【At this time, the doctor said that the little sister's throat was inflamed because of this, and reminded her that she needed to eat a light diet. 】
【The grandfather next to him remembered the doctor's instructions, went home and took out his chef certificate directly, saying that he must take good care of his granddaughter. 】
【Then the grandfather stir-fried a plate of very fragrant green beans. 】
【The little sister ate several bowls of rice, and sighed sincerely that the food made by the chef was indeed different. 】
【But unexpectedly, the little sister suddenly felt like vomiting in the middle of the night. 】
【She thought she was full and didn't take it seriously. 】
【As a result, she started to have diarrhea, dizziness and headaches the next day. 】
【So she went to the hospital for a checkup without stopping. When the test results came out, she found that she had been infected again! 】
【The reason turned out to be that grandpa's green beans were not cooked well. 】
【The little sister was speechless. The doctor next to her saw that she was an old acquaintance and jokingly asked if she needed legal assistance. 】
【The little sister awkwardly used her toes to dig out a three-bedroom and one-living room. 】
【That afternoon, grandma went to the hospital with a lot of bags to visit, and scolded grandpa, father and mother by the way. 】
【Not long after, the little sister was discharged smoothly. 】
【In order to celebrate her granddaughter's successful escape, grandma specially cooked hot pot at home and made a lot of mushroom side dishes. 】
【The mushrooms are delicious, and the little sister is lucky that she didn't have diarrhea. 】
【But if nothing unexpected happens, another accident will happen. 】
【It seems that there is something wrong with the mushrooms bought this time. After eating, the family all had hallucinations. 】
【Happily dancing at home. 】
【Fortunately, the neighbor found it in time, borrowed pliers to open the door, and called 120 to send the whole family to the hospital. 】
【When the little sister regained consciousness, she saw a family of five neatly lying in the hospital with her. 】
【Seeing this, netizens also joked: Sister, your ancestorsDoes the clan have some connections? 】
[I have to say, college students are really fragile and hard to kill... 】
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After watching this video, the ancients felt a little strange.
Thoughts of doubt and shock emerged in their minds.
"There are actually such weak and sick people in the world?"
"Too unbelievable! Can eating hurt your waist? Can holding back laughter make you bleed? Do you have to cut off your belly button if you pinch your belly button?"
"Are all future generations Lin Daiyu?"
"Ah!? I can't believe it, are you deceiving us?"
"Hey, it's strange, this kind of weakness can always get through safely, I have been a doctor for fifty years and have never seen such a situation."
"....."
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Han Dynasty
Liu Bang coughed twice.
He was stunned!
Who is this "college student"? How can he be so easy to get sick and so hard to kill? !
Just the physique of a college student.
If he were in the Han Dynasty, he would have died in childhood and would never have grown up.
No matter what Liu Bang thought, he couldn't figure it out.
The generals around him looked like they had seen a ghost!
Isn't this college student too tenacious?
Especially the heavyweight player who appeared at the end, he couldn't be killed no matter how hard he tried!
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Tang Dynasty.
Li Shimin's mind was full of question marks.
Even his concubines who lived in the deep palace for a long time were not so delicate? ?
Will they get hurt or sick if touched?
With such a weak physique, they are not as strong as the children in the Tang Dynasty.
Li Shimin looked at the ministers around him in confusion, hoping that someone could answer his question, "Everyone, do you know why college students are so prone to illness, but never die?"
When this question came out, the ministers whispered in private.
At this time, Changsun Wuji stood up and explained: "Your Majesty, in my opinion, it must be the superb medical skills of later generations that allow such weak people to survive in the world."
"Every time they get sick, it is also because of the superb medical skills of later generations that their lives are saved."
Li Shimin was stunned when he heard this, and then reacted.
That's right!
The light curtain introduced the medical skills of later generations before!
JustEven a person's head can be replaced!
This minor illness can be easily cured, and this is the only way to save the college student's life! .
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