【In the days without Zhuge Liang】
【Liu Chan once proposed the plan of governing the country by"requiring Wu's actions and diverting efforts from east to west to take advantage of his provocations."】
【The intention is to recuperate first, accumulate strength, and then make long-term plans before heading north.】
【However, Liu Chan's ability to govern the country is indeed average.】
【After more than 20 years of self-cultivation, the national strength has slowly recovered.】
【Before he can make the Northern Expedition, Wei will prepare to attack.】
【In the sixth year of Jingyao (263), Jiang Wei heard that Zhong Huiyu was training troops in Guanzhong, so he wrote to Liu Chan and suggested that he dispatch troops and generals to prepare.】
【But Huang Hao told Liu Chan that the enemy would not come】
【So Liu Chan didn't take it seriously, causing all the officials of the Shu Han Dynasty to not know about it.】
【In the summer of the same year, Wei Sima Zhao sent Zhong Hui, Deng Ai, Zhuge Xu and others to attack Shu on a large scale.】
【Liu Chan immediately sent his soldiers to meet the enemy】
【But Deng Ai sneaked into Yinping and went straight to Chengdu.】
【After discussing with the officials, Liu Chan decided to send Zhuge Zhan to lead his troops in Fu to resist the enemy. Although Zhuge Zhan defeated Deng Ai's army's forward at first, Zhuge Zhan did not listen to the advice and occupied the dangerous position, and finally died in Mianzhu.】
【Liu Chan once again convened the ministers to discuss countermeasures】
【Guanglu doctor Qiao Zhouli opposed all opinions and strongly advocated surrender.】
【The king of the North, Liu Chen, requested to fight against the city, but Liu Chan did not agree.】
【So Liu Chen first killed his wife and then committed suicide】
【Huo Yi, the supervisor of the Southern Central Military Commission, also requested to lead troops to guard Chengdu, but Liu Chan still disagreed.】
【In the end, Liu Chan followed Qiao Zhou's advice and surrendered to Deng Ai's army.】
【After Liu Chan surrendered, he ordered Jiang Wei, who was holding the sword pavilion, to surrender to Zhong Huijun.】
【887 Jiang Wei pretended to surrender to Zhong Hui and planned to use Zhong Hui's hand to kill Wei generals and then revive Shu Han.】
【And write a secret letter to Liu Chan, just wait a few days】
【But because the incident was leaked, Jiang Wei and Zhang Yi were all killed.】
【The Shu Han Dynasty was completely destroyed】
【......】
【After the fall of the Shu Han Dynasty, Liu Chan moved to Luoyang, the capital of the Wei State, and was granted the title of Duke of Anle County.】
【Once, Sima Zhao invited him to drink】
【When the feast is in progress and the wine is flowing,】
【Sima Zhao asked:"Mr. Anle, you have been away from Shu for a long time, so I specially arranged a dance with local colors of Shu today to let you reminisce!"】
【This dance made the subordinates around Liu Chan very sad and missed their hometown even more.】
【However, An Le Gong Liu Chan was the only one who still talked and laughed calmly without any sad expression.】
【Sima Zhao asked:"Do you still want to go back to your hometown in Xishu?"】
【Liu Chan replied:"There are songs, dances, and fine wine here. How can I be willing to go back to Western Shu!""】
【After hearing this, his old minister said to him while he was in the toilet:"Your Majesty, if Sima Zhaoru asks the same thing again next time, you should first look at the top of the palace, then close your eyes for a while, and finally open your eyes. He said very seriously: My ancestors’ graves are far away in Shu, and I miss them every day!】
【In this way, Sima Zhao can let His Majesty return to Shu"】
【After Liu Chan heard this, he remembered it in his heart.】
【After drinking half full, Sima Zhao asked the same question again.】
【Liu Chan quickly learned what Que Zheng taught him.】
【Sima Zhao heard this and replied:"Hey, why do these words sound like what Que Zheng said?"】
【Liu Chan was surprised and said:"How do you know!"】
【Sima Zhao and his ministers burst out laughing when they saw this.】
【Seeing that Liu Chan was so honest and loyal, Sima Zhao never doubted him again.】
【This is the origin of the word"Le Bu Si Si Shu"】
【Because of this, Liu Chan's mediocrity and incompetence are famous in history.】
【Later, people often used"Adou who cannot be helped" to describe a cowardly and incompetent person who cannot cheer him up.】
【......】
【Liu Chan's various deeds later evolved into several sayings】
【Adou becomes emperor - weak and incompetent】
【Adou's country - free gift】
【Throw Adou in front of Zhao Yun - win people's hearts】
【Liu Bei beat Adou - to win people's hearts】
【Sima Zhao tests Liu Chan - happy to miss Shu】
【......】
Qin Dynasty.
After Ying Zheng read the popular science about this meme.
I finally understood why Liu Chan called Adou who couldn’t help him.
The war didn't last long, and the whole country surrendered.
Moreover, the terrain of Shu Han is dangerous, making it easy to defend but difficult to attack.
As long as you defend it, it will be extremely difficult for the enemy to break through. As time goes by, the enemy will naturally retreat.
Anyway, he couldn't understand it.
Think about it, when he wiped out the Six Kingdoms, who didn't resist to the death?
Even now, the remnants of the six kingdoms within the Qin Dynasty still make some small moves from time to time, thinking about restoring the country.
Ying Zheng suddenly turned to look at Fusu.
Wait...
Fusu is too kind, if he becomes the emperor.
In order to reduce the casualties of the people, if they encounter a strong enemy, they will just surrender like Liu Chan!! ?
Think of this.
Ying Zheng was furious.
He roared angrily:"Fusu! From now on, you will follow General Meng Tian to defend the Great Wall!"
"During this period, I ordered you to kill at least three Huns or barbarians!"
"When someone comes, he immediately sends an order to Meng Aiqing to prepare to welcome Fusu."
Han Dynasty.
Liu Bang's mentality exploded.
His Han Dynasty perished like this? (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!) Is n't it too hasty?
He can clearly fight a war, but Liu Chan, that bastard, actually led the country Surrender!
"Damn thing!"
"I really want to kill you, but I still miss Shu."
Liu Bang got angry directly, and the situation was a bit difficult to deal with.
Another dynasty.
Liu Che was dumbfounded.
Is the Han Dynasty gone?
Just like that....
Others lead troops to attack and then surrender?
He couldn't take it easy.
Three Kingdoms period.
Cao Cao noticed something was wrong.
It was obvious that Wei had won[]
But he was not happy at all.
Cao Cao immediately suspected that he was ill.
He stared at Sima Yi and asked word for word:"Why did Sima Zhao send an army to attack Shu Han?"
"Why was it Sima Zhao who tested Liu Chan?"
"Sima Yi! What's your crime?"
Cao Cao had cold eyes. Without waiting for Sima Yi to argue, he shouted directly:"Xu Chu! Tie him up and put him in jail!"
"yes! Lord."
Xu Chu didn't care who he wanted to tie.
He went up and tied Sima Yi into a rice dumpling and pushed him to the prison.
On the other side,
Liu Bei's eyes turned black.
His Shu Han country was destroyed!
Liu Chan, he...Surprisingly surrendered without a fight.
After just one face-to-face encounter with the enemy, the whole country surrendered!
And was ridiculed by the world.
Even compiled into a postscript.
So shameful.
Liu Bei rolled his eyes and fainted.
At this time, Shu Han.
Liu Chan was dumbfounded and glanced at Zhuge Liang next to him in shame.
Did he really surrender like this?
Liu Chan himself couldn't believe it
"Father-in-law, I...I..."
Zhuge Liang beside him sighed heavily
"well"
"Your Majesty, you don’t have to blame yourself. It’s because I didn’t succeed in the Northern Expedition."
"Having learned from the past, I hope that your Majesty will not surrender without a fight this time no matter what."
"..."
【Popular Science’s Top Ten Famous Memes About the Emperor】
【Fourth place: Adou who cannot be helped - Liu Chan, science popularization completed】
【three minutes later】
【Start popular science third place】
【Foreign student from Wala, Emperor Mingmen, God of War of Ming Dynasty - Zhu Qizhen! 】.
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