Coming to another world: Cheating all the way to become invincible in the world

A night passed, the alarm clock rang, He Xiao woke up, hugged Gao Lingling and kissed for a while, then got up, got dressed, went out of the house, and bought breakfast.

Gao Lingling, get up, put on a white shirt, black slacks, red sandals, washed her face, and combed her hair with a comb.

came to Zhang Dazhu's front and kicked him awake, "Rotten thing, you rotten thing, and you went out to get someone else's wife, someone's husband knows about it, and he has divorced that woman, if you hadn't disappeared in the past few days, people would have come over and beat you hard, you should be rotten there!".

"I... I, ah, Dad, Mom, it's all bad for my son, ah! Eat candy, eat candy for me! I want to eat candy!" Zhang Dazhu suddenly went crazy.

"you, it's useless to pretend to be crazy and stupid, I'll pull you to get a divorce today," Gao Lingling kicked Zhang Dazhu's feet again, and she didn't feel relieved.

Chen Le returned to his auto repair shop,

fortunately his auto repair shop was his own broken house, not occupied, he looked at himself in the mirror, his happiness was gone, and he cried bitterly.

He Xiao bought steamed buns, eggs, and fritters from outside and brought them back.

Came downstairs, "I want candy, give me candy!" Zhang Dazhu saw He Xiao coming with delicious food and shouted at him.

"What's wrong? Brain is broken?" He Xiao asked.

"This rotten man, he is too sad, he hurts his brain, he is crazy, ignore him, let's go have breakfast, and then take him to get a divorce," Gao Lingling said.

"He's already crazy, he goes, and he can't sign it, what should I do?" He Xiaoyan frowned.

"You can sign for him," Ms. Gao said.

"Well, that's the only way, he deserves today's fate!" He Xiao said viciously.

When the two entered the back room, Zhang Dazhu shouted, "Ah, don't go, give me candy to eat, give me sugar candy to eat." "

"I'm so annoyed! Lingling, you eat first, I'll go and bring him that plate of candy, I'll eat it outside," He Xiao couldn't stand it, so he took the steamed bun and soy milk and ate it himself, and a plate of candy for him.

Gao Lingling ate the buns, and He Xiao came to Zhang Dazhu and put the candy in front of him.

"Dazhu, give you candy to eat, and I'll take you to play later, but you have to be obedient, when you arrive, sign a letter, press a handprint, take a photo, be obedient, and my brother will buy delicious food," He Xiao went over to untie the rope on his hand, afraid that he was pretending to be crazy and stupid, so he stared at him here.

"Sugar candy is delicious, sugar candy is delicious, come, you can eat it too," Zhang Dazhu tore open a corn candy and stuffed it into his mouth, took out another peanut candy, handed it to He Xiao and said.

"I don't eat,

I don't eat, you eat," He Xiao waved his hand.

After eating, the two untied the rope on Zhang Dazhu's body, both of them were afraid that Zhang Dazhu was pretending, cautious, very vigilant, let Gao Lingling go in front, Zhang Dazhu stared at Zhang Dazhu in the back,

got into the Geely car before Zhang Dazhu, let Zhang Dazhu sit in the co-pilot, He Xiao sat in the driver's seat, and Gao Lingling sat in the back row.

I started the car and went to the Civil Affairs Bureau, which went very smoothly and in one go, and bought two big super lollipops for Zhang Dazhu.

Gao Lingling pulled He Xiao aside and whispered, "Let's throw him to his hometown, leave him alone." "

"Well, I'm afraid he'll come to our wedding and make trouble at our convenience store," He Xiao said.

"Look at the way he looks now, he's crazy, no," Gao Lingling said.

"It's still not appropriate, Sun Bin and Yanwang Zhu Di are all pretending to be crazy and stupid and deceiving their enemies, I think it's better to send him directly to a mental hospital," He Xiao said.

"We sent him to a psychiatric hospital and had to pay him, and I didn't agree," Ms. Gao said.

"That's better than letting him mess with us, spending a small amount of money, and avoiding a catastrophe," He Xiao said.

"Well, that's right, you go and coax him," Gao Lingling said, kissing He Xiao's face and saying.

"Hmm. "

He Xiao came to Zhang Dazhu's face, "Little ant, little ant, take me to your house as a guest." "

"Ahem, ahem, Dazhu, my brother wants to take you to a more interesting place, there are a lot of toys there, and a lot of delicious food," He Xiao said with a smile.

"Delicious food, toys! I want it!" Let's hurry up," Zhang Dazhu said, bouncing back to the car.

"Wife, let's go," He Xiao said.

"Hmm," Gao Lingling was very happy and got into the car.

He Xiao drove the car and came to Huayang Mental Hospital, "This house is very beautiful, I want to go in and live," Zhang Dazhu pointed to the ornaments on the male director's table.

"This illness is not light, security guard, quickly give him sleeping pills and send him to room 32," Director Jiang Feibin said.

"Yes, this candy is delicious, you should eat it quickly," the male security guard took out a bottle of sleeping pills and poured out two pills.

"Sugar candy! sugar candy!" Zhang Dazhu took it, ate it in his mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it.

He fainted, and two security guards rushed him to room 32.

He Xiao paid the money and left the mental hospital with Gao Lingling and returned to the convenience store.

put Zhang Dazhu on the bed, closed the door and went out, at this time, in the room next to him, a young male patient was only twenty-six years old, shouting: "Why, my poems, no one appreciates, the person who writes and urine, but he has become a professor, I don't do the assembly line, I don't do the assembly line, I want to do my own brilliant career, I want to do a brilliant career, brilliant career ......

".

shouted that he was thirsty, and then he stopped, tears kept flowing out of his eyes, and he took a paper cup to the water dispenser to get water to drink.

Zhang Dazhu,

dreaming of his parents in a dream, was accusing himself, "Dazhu, you are an unfilial son, morally corrupt, go out to prostitute yourself, and engage in other people's wives, full of swearing, Lingling is such a good wife, you don't cherish it, you really lose the face of our old Zhang family." "

"It's a shame for our old Zhang family," the mother shouted.

"Ahh

When I woke up, I saw that it was already dark and my stomach was growling.

Four cabbage and tofu pies were delivered outside, and he quickly picked them up and ate them.

"I don't do the assembly

line, I don't do the assembly line, the soul-chasing assembly line, the dark ghost workshop!"