I watch the short video of Xingtie, Kafka is happy to be a mother

The video continues to play:

《Dan Heng: After taking Bailu’s medicine, the pioneers fell asleep! 》

Luofu Immortal Boat.

Danding Division.

Star: It hurts! It hurts so much!

Bai Lu: Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?

Bai Lu: Do you want me to help you take a look?

【Ying: The Trash Can War God also feels pain sometimes! (consternation)】

【Xing: As a normal person, isn’t it normal to feel pain? (hateful!)】

【Bai Lu: No problem, just come to me.

As long as your brain is still there, I can heal you.

I treated both Su Shang and Gui Naifen's injuries. 】

The screen continues to play:

Xing (tears): Every time the little guarantee misses you, it hurts so much!

Xing: The imaginary number team sent Lao Yang to push me!

【Bai Lu: Well, it turns out that this is what the pioneers meant by pain! (Awkward smile)】

【Silver Wolf: It hurts! It hurts so much!】

【Silver Wolf: I can feel the pain of Star Cub through the screen!

That’s the pain of not being able to draw a character!】

【Blade: But when you use the pioneer's money to draw characters.

That touch of determination.

The joy after drawing a character.

It's not fake either】

【Silver Wolf: Hehe~】

【Xing: So, does Sister Lu have any good ideas? 】

In the video.

Bai Lu: If this is the case, should you try desensitization treatment?

Xing (asked in confusion): Desensitization? Is it a new metaphysical card drawing method?

Star: Just give it a try!

(Light passes away at the speed of light!)

Xing (crying loudly): So is the so-called desensitization treatment always wrong?"Zero Ling Ling"

Xing: Uh~ (fainted)

Bai Lu: Are you fainting now? Your bones are quite weak. Would you like me to prescribe you two doses of medicine to replenish your body?

【Dan Heng: Is desensitization treatment just a matter of getting used to it? (Frowning)】

【March 7: It’s always crooked, but it’s too real. (shakes head)】

【Bai Lu: Pioneer, has your pain been cured?】

【Xing: I don’t think I can save them anymore. Just bury them for me, Bai Lu and Yan Qing.

Once or twice forget it.

Every time the small guarantee is crooked.

Star soul plus 1!

Who can bear this!】

【Bai Lu: After eating this bowl of catfish soup, there are always two characters whose star souls will not increase by 1! pioneer】

【Xing: Miss Bai Lu, you mean, drank this bowl of soup.

Will my future guarantees not be crooked?】

【Bai Lu: Of course, in the end, wouldn’t it lose the star soul plus 1?

This will reduce your pain a little bit. (laugh)】

【Star: No!!! 】

in the screen. space station.

Dan Heng (holding a bowl of medicine): Pioneer, today’s medicine is ready for you.

Xing: Thank you Dan Heng. I was preparing the medicine yesterday.

Xing (shocked): I found cockroaches in the medicine Bai Lu prescribed for me! Can cockroaches also be used as medicinal materials?!

Xing: Your Xianzhou medicine is really profound and profound!

Dan Heng (surprised): But I see there are no cockroaches in today’s medicine.

Xing: So what I ate yesterday was...live food?!

【Star: Ugh! vomit!】

【Ying: The cockroach-eating garbage can God of War, the God of War is indeed the God of War.

Not just being cruel to others.

Be harder on yourself! (thumbs up)】

【March 7: What’s wrong with you, Xing Zai? Why are you frothing?】

【Xing: I feel bad, but why are you wearing a bear on March 7th... Ugh!

It hurts!】

【March 7: It’s already this time and you’re still not honest! (angry!)】

【Hook: Cockroaches can also be used as medicine?】

【Bai Lu: Of course it can be used as a medicinal material!】

【Silver Branch: The medical skills of Luofu Xianzhou should not be underestimated. Then I have the extra true stinging insects here.

Can it also be used as medicinal material?】

【Bai Lu: Of course. (Nod)】

【Su Shang: Huh? What kind of medicine can true stingworms be used as? (passing on)】

【Bai Lu: Psychedelic drugs!】

【Su Shang: Huh! (How does it feel like something is wrong, but feels right at the same time?)]

The video continues to play:

Dan Heng (hands over the insecticide): This is the insecticide, you put it on the bed...

Dan Heng ( Shocked): What are you doing? Pesticides are for cockroaches! what did you eat!

Xing (holding a huge insecticide, crying loudly): Don’t stop me!

Xing: I want to die together with the cockroach in my body!

Star: Ahhh!!

The camera turned.

Luofu fairy boat.

Bai Lu looked at the extremely peaceful star with her eyes closed in front of her.

Bai Lu: So, this is what happened to her?

Dan Heng (embarrassed): She was wearing speed shoes and I didn’t stop her

【Sambo: Humor Danheng! (happy~）】

【Hanabi: Speed ​​shoes, then attack speed shoes, CD shoes! Resist shoes!

Wearing resistance shoes, the Blazers can still hold on for a while. (happy)】

【March 7: Pesticide, not insecticide, Xing Zai really is. (Speechless~）】

【Truth: After I finished reading it, I felt very quiet. (shakes head)】

【Ruan Mei: In fact, based on human digestion capabilities, cockroaches have already decomposed by this time.

Trailblazers naturally don’t have to worry】

【Star: Really? Then if I classify cockroaches, doesn’t it mean that cockroaches don’t exist!

Cockroaches don't exist. rounding!

I have never eaten a cockroach! (Excited)】

【March 7: Okay, what a powerful equation, it makes my brain spin. 】

The screen continues to play:

Bai Lu: The situation of the Trail Blazers is very serious and can only be solved by surgery.

Xing (thumbs up and said weakly): I believe in Lady Long Nu’s medical skills!

Bai Lu: But there is a small problem.

Bai Lu: This operation only has a 10% success rate.

Bai Lu: Nine patients have failed before you.

【Star: Ahem! Miss Bai Lu, do you call this a small problem?

10% success rate.

This is much smaller than the chance of opening another bottle!】

【Bai Lu: Not dead, the 10% success rate is already very high.

It’s better than being dead for ten times!

At least a narrow escape from death】

【Xing: Yes~I am the tenth person! 】

In the video.

Xing (excited): Wouldn’t that trigger the big guarantee?

Star: Hurry, hurry, hurry! What are you still doing?!

Star: Do it! Do it for me now! after a while.

Bai Lu (smiling): Don’t worry, I was joking with you just now.

Bai Lu: You have very good bones, and the cockroach medicine has no effect on you.

Xing: What about the acne on my face?

Xing pointed to the pimple on his face that was as big as a blister.

Bai Lu: I have become angry recently!

Xing: But I’ve been having a lot of trouble lately!

Bai Lu: Oh? You mean you drank chrysanthemum tea? (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Xing (shy): No, hehe~ I used March 7... to make glue.

Bai Lu/Dan Heng: (in shock)

【Bai Lu: Against the sky!】

【Dan Heng:"The Evil God" has been updated, and the latest chapter is written by You Xing!】

【March 7: Use me? (Shocked)】

【Ying: Such a straightforward trash can war god, it makes my Paimon spin wildly】

【Sylva: This is too direct.……】

【Star: No! Listen to me, I'm not that kind of person.

The star in the light curtain does not represent myself! (excuse)】

【Silver Wolf: Well, I believe Xing Zai would not do such a thing】

【Robin: Well~Although I have less contact with the Trail Blazers, I believe the Trail Blazers are not like that kind of person.~】

【Star: Aunt Silver Wolf~Ms. Robin!

So touching!

I’ll use your poster next time】

【Silver Wolf/Robin:?! (Is it actually a poster?)】[] in the screen

《March 7:"Tell me! What have you done with this woman?!"

Play slowly:

"One banquet after another"

"making the event the star it is today."

Phew!

In the photo of the last chapter, there is a photo of stars and fireflies chiming together.

The space station.

Looking at all this, March 7th frowned and said:

"What's this?!"

"Um, where did you get this from?"Xing looked shocked.

"Tell me what this is?!"

【Sano: It’s embedded in one piece. (instant answer)】

【March 7: Tell me, what is this! pioneer! (Pointing to the light curtain)】

【March 7: Didn’t you say not long ago that I was your white moonlight?】

【Xing: Ahem~ You are my Bai Yueguang, that’s right.

But Miss Liuying insisted on being my heavenly descendant.

I really want to shirk 0........ but!】

【March 7: But what? She won't hold you and won't let go, right? (brows raised slightly)】

【Xing: That's not true. I held her hand and kept her from leaving. She will sleep at my house tonight. (hey-hey)】

【March 7: Star Cub!! 】

Video continues to play:

"Please explain to me! What exactly is this?!

March 7 pointed at the photo angrily.

"Little did I know that this was not a dream."

Xing was confused. As soon as he woke up, he was pulled up by Yue Qi.

Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of questions.

"What happened to the photo of you and her?"

"oh!"

Xing looked at Liuying's somewhat familiar face.

He seemed to have thought of something.

"She is a forward-looking character. She has not yet been implemented. What can we do?……"

【Star: Yes! Miss Liuying has not been installed yet and cannot be drawn from the card pool.

You can't be invited to the train yet.

Come and play in my room. Don’t think too much about March 7th.】

【March 7: Xingzai, you are so carefree, it’s hard not to make me think too much. (shakes head)】

【Hoshi: I am not the traveler next door who flirted with Miss Ayaka Kamisato.

Apply oil to the soles of your feet.

Went to Sumeru and Fontaine】

【fluorescent:?】

【Su Shang: What are those photos?】

【Xing: It must be Bai Yueguang who took the secret photos and wanted to threaten me while I wasn't paying attention!

It’s so abominable!】

【March 7: I’m looking at you! There is a way to die! (Knocking on Xing’s head)]

The screen continues to play:

March 7: It’s like this in the photos, I don’t even dare to think about what to do in private!

Xing: No, look at this, it’s just a promotional video.

Xing: Earn Xingqiong, isn’t this?

March 7: Tell the truth, how many women have you made money with?

Xing: That’s right. I don’t mean to spend money on Xingqiong for you, right?

March 7 (confused): But, you told me that you were shooting a promotional video for trash cans, right?

Xing (hesitating): This...this.

March 7 (aggressive): Is that what you said?

【Tingyun: Miss March 7th, so strong!】

【Shiluwa: It’s completely different from the March Seven here. The March Seven in the light curtain has a rather feminine air. (laugh)】

【Kamisato Ayato: Isn’t this none other than Kamisato Ayaka?】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Huh?】

【Kamisato Ayato: Poor sister Ling Hua.

Being toyed with and applauded by travelers.

From Daozhu to Liyue.

It looks like we will have to go to Xumi and Liyue in the future.

Three years after another, my lovely sister has wasted her feelings in vain. (Sigh 0.8 breath)】

【Ying: But it’s only been three years since the launch of Genshin Impact. How can three years and three years be so exaggerated?】

【March 7: Three years and three years, doesn’t that Xing Zai want me to wait for at least seven years! (Shocked)】

【Xing: How did you calculate it? (open mouth)] in the video

《Star: We Pinoconi have some candy!" space station.

March 7th (Excited): If you sign in this version, you will get twenty consecutive draws!

Qiong: How much?!

Before Qiong could finish his words.

Da da da!

Xingzhu ran over in a hurry.

Star: It’s over!

Qiong: Well, with such a good outlook and such great benefits, what’s the end?

Star (sighed): Honkai is about to catch up with the train.

【Walter: Honkai is about to catch up with the train? (Frowning)】

【Rakshasa: Didn’t Honkai catch up with the train long ago? (looking at Walter)】

【Teresa: Yes, but my clone is still so low in Luofu Immortal Boat. (Touching his chin and staring at Fu Xuan)】

【Fu Xuan: Look at it! Have you never seen such a tall person?

One and a half meters!

What's wrong! (angry)】

【Himeko: Haha~ Honkai is still chasing me! (Take a sip of tea and chuckle)]

In the screen.

Xing (excited words): Do you know the chicken-roasting teacher next to Big Viagra?

Qiong: He is?

Hoshi: Well, let’s put it this way, he changed my trust in miHoYo.

Xing: At the beginning, I hoped that my favorite characters would have a good ending.

Qiong: What happened next?

Xing (crying): I hope my favorite character can have a full corpse!.