I watch the short video of Xingtie, Kafka is happy to be a mother

Video continues to play:

Luofu Immortal Boat.

Gui Naifen (look slightly changed): Stomach!

Su Shang (looking worried): Xiao Guizi, what did you eat yesterday?

Gui Naifen (rap): I also ate a little sugar stewed lotus seeds, stuffed, yams, and almond cheese.

Gui Naifen: Small fried crab, fried big nails, fried meat and vegetarian eggs.

Su Shang: I'll test it! You foreigners are too good to eat!

[Truth: What about the dishes on hold? (shaking head)]

Ying: That's right, but it's far inferior to Paimon. 】

[Paimon: Hey, I also ate Mora Meat, Stir-fried Pork Slices, Teyvat Omelette, Scout Actual Barbecue, and Mondstadt Grilled Fish...... (Recipes)】

[Truth: This one is even more heavyweight!(speechless~)]

[March 7: After eating so much, it's no wonder that Miss Gui Naifen has a stomachache. 】

[Sushang: Fortunately, it's not particularly serious, you can find a doctor to prescribe some medicine. 】

The screen continues to play:

Gui Naifen (face twisted, clutching her stomach): No, my stomach is about to crack!

Gui Naifen: Ahhh

Gui Naifen: If you don't look at the doctor again, you're going to come out!

I was stunned for a moment.

Su Xiang, who had no choice, could only nod and said: Okay, okay, you wait.

Soon.

Sushang sends Gui Naifen to Natasha's clinic.

[Bai Lu: Eh, Su Shang and Gui Naifen are both in Luofu, why do you want to go all the way to Beloberg.

Looking for Ms. Natasha? (doubtful)]

[Shiluwa: It's a long way to go, I'm afraid that Miss Gui Naifen would have come out a long time ago. (laughs)】

【Gui Naifen: ......】

[Sushang: Ahem~ Isn't this not that you don't want to trouble the dragon girl?]

[Bai Lu: However, you don't give me a lot of trouble on weekdays.] (Blank glances)]

[Bai Lu: Forget it, the doctor is benevolent, you can see it wherever you look, but it hurts your stomach.

It's not a big deal either.

I believe that it can be solved by taking some medicine~ (waving his hand)]

in the video.

Natasha looked at Gui Naifen sent by Su Yi.

His brow furrowed.

Immediately, he said: Well~ The situation is very serious, and I have to have surgery!

[Gui Naifen: Ah, it's not a stomach ache, this is surgery?

[Su Shang: Isn't it like Lord Bai Lu said, just prescribe a little medicine? (doubtful)]

[Natasha: Are you doctors, or am I.] (frowns slightly)]

[Gui Naifen/Su Shang: You are. (Voices in unison)]

[March 7: It seems that it is a very serious problem, it can't be appendicitis!]

[Sushang: What is Cambodian endicitis?

[Gui Naifen/March 7:...... (Silence)]

in the picture.

Natasha: But when you run out of anesthetics, can you do it?

Gui Naifen (immediately said): Yes, yes, fast!!

Jingle Bell~

After a crisp metal knock.

Natasha takes out a handful of [Indestructible Lake Light]!

Natasha (wide-eyed): What is this?

Gui Naifen: Ah, this is my brother's sword.

[Kiana: Isn't it a stomachache? Why can a sword be removed from surgery!!]

[Sambo: Unusual physique. (stunned)】

[Gui Naifen: Yes, that's my brother's sword! As a street artist.

It's normal to swallow a sword in your stomach. 】

[Star: It's normal, it's weird!!Aren't all sword swallowing fake?]

[Linny: This is more magical than magic, a bit of fantasy. (awkward laughs)]

[Shiluwa: If I'm not mistaken, this sword is the Indestructible Lake Light!]

Miss Gui Naifen.

Your brother's name is [Lancelot]?!]

[Gui Naifen: Yes, he's a Knight of the Round Table, and my name is Gniewiel. 】

【Hiluwa: Huh?】

Video continues to play:

Click~

There was another crisp sound of metal colliding.

Natasha took another sword out of Gui Naifen's stomach!

Sword in the Stone!

Natasha: What is this?!

Gui Naifen: This is my sister's sword!

[Shiluwa: [Sword in the Stone], your sister's name is Artoria Pendragon?!

[Gui Naifing: How do you know, Miss Shiluwa, you can also call her King Arthur.]

Or affectionately call her Saber.

This is her rank. (A serious nonsense)]

[Shiluwa: This. (Momentary speechless)]

[Star: Miss Gui Naifen's family is really a strange family. (piggyback)】

[March 7: But how do I feel, vaguely on the stage?!]

【Hanabi: EX-Curry Stick!!】

The screen continues to play:

Natasha wiped the sweat from her forehead.

He has been practicing medicine for decades.

This is the first time I have encountered such a patient.

Natasha: I'm blanching, what are you doing in your stomach?

Hold a magnifying glass.

Looking at Gui Naifen's belly.

BGM: LAST-STARDUST (SCABBARD DIVINE COMEDY) SOUNDS.

(This body is incarnated as an infinite sword system, and the realm expands!)

Natasha (her face changes): That's weird! I'll take a look.

But.

Before she could continue watching.

A hand wrapped in gauze interrupted her.

Blade: What do you see, Lao Tzu forged a sword!

【Star: 艹 (Sumeru Element)】

[Sambo: "Slashing the Knife Shrine"!]

[Hanabi: Diary of a Madman?!(stunned)]

[Silver Wolf: It's really Kafka who opened the door to the star, and it's outrageous to go home!]

[Sushang: A road never conceived!Forge a sword in your belly!]

[Blade: Fake, it's all fake, how can it really be a sword in the stomach.

But everything that you know with a little brain. (sneer)]

[Xing: Yes~ Uncle Blade makes sense, where does Uncle Blade usually forge swords?]

[Blade: In the head.] (i.e. answer)]

【Star:(WTF?)】

in the video.

Luofu Immortal Boat.

Look at the scenery in front of you.

Su Sheng looked confused.

Sushang: Am I not in Hyperion?

Gui Naifen: What are you doing?

Gui Naifen (anxious): Hurry up!

Su Shang (stammered): Whole, neat what?

Gui Naifen: Anything goes!

Su Shang pointed to Jianmu in the distance.

Su Shang: See that tree? Alright, I'm done.

Gui Naifen: No, what kind of work are you?

[Kiana: The Hyperion?!Is that the Hyperion I know?]

[Gui Naifen: Su Shang, do you call this a whole job?

[Sushang: Eh, maybe, I didn't wake up, hehe~

When I wake up, I'll definitely have a big job!]

[Sambo: Such humor can be regarded as a kind of whole work. (laughs)】

[Fireworks: Nothing happened to Jianmu, I thought Miss Sushang would use a yang finger!(biubiu~)]

[Gui Naifen: Eh, I hope the live broadcast room has not lost popularity, and no one will watch this kind of work. (sighs)]

in the picture.

Gui Naifen's voice did not fall.

Suddenly!(If you read a violent novel, you can go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

Rumble!

A sword light in the sky.

The Jianmu in front of him was lazy and truncated!

Gui Naifen (face full of consternation): I'll wipe you, what did you do!

Gui Naifen: Do you know that TM directly killed the live broadcast room?

Su Shang: Don't be afraid, there will be one person who can do anything for 60 shiny stones anyway.

[Rakshasa: No Doorless Disciple Li Sushang!(Unprovoked Fantasy)]

[Ying: A thoughtless knife? No, it's more exaggerated than that!]

[Paimon: That's even a chopping of the building wood!(Eating hands)]

[Kaedehara Kazuha: This knife has not been tasted...... Well, out of reach. (sighs)]

[Gui Naifen: Is this you? (surprised)]

At that time, I was still very strong. (nods)]

[Yanqing: Good guy, the opposite Xingcha has also been split, Lord General, Lord General, Lord General, Lord General!!]

[Jing Yuan: Yanqing, I'm not dead yet, don't be so loud. (Shakes his head helplessly)]

[Fu Xuan: This has to live in a secluded prison for a hundred years. 】[]

[Sushang: No, no, no, it's not me!" (hurriedly waving his hand)]

At that time, I was still very strong. (Play the recording of Su Xiang)]

[Sushang: Little Guizi, you!(weeping)]

[Gui Naifen: Good sister, that's the case, General, I have evidence here!]

[Star: What a two-ribbed knife!]

[March 7: However, Miss Sushang said that with 60 shiny stones, someone will do anything for her.

Did someone put the end to this?

Who has such great power?]

[Xing: Hmph, of course it's Teyvat Sea King, let her be the scapegoat.] (Wicked laughs)]

[Ying: But that's not your Star Iron World? There was only one person who took on the mission. 】

[Star: Forehead...... Me?!(Sudden realization)】

Video continues to play:

Gui Naifen listened to Su Shang's words.

Ben's angry expression suddenly eased.

Calmly said: Yes, yes.

Gui Naifen: What about that...... I continued to perform sword swallowing.

Su Yi (with a sad face): It's too empty, are you sure?

Gui Naifen: The heat in the live broadcast room is about to explode!

[Su Shang: Do you really want to stuff my Taixu Sword in? 】

[Gui Naifen: What's not good, your little sword, two more are fine.

The whole life is more important than everything!

Come on!]

[Su Shang: Then I'll do it, you pay attention to safety. 】

[Gui Naifen: Hey, what danger can there be, let the horse come!]

Su Shang: Okay!

Airplanes!

Breaking through the clouds.

A huge Void Sword burst out of the void!

Sushang: Three feet of water can cut off the clouds!

Gui Naifen (wide-eyed): Holy~shit!

The camera turned.

Belloberg.

Natasha Clinic.

Natasha: So, why are you here again?

Hospital bed.

Gui Naifen's belly bulged into the shape of a giant sword.

Gui Naifen: Woo woo ~ (tears)

[Sushang: Ahem~ Xiao Guizi, you asked me to do it~

Mine is big, you bear with me. (awkwardly smiles)]

[Gui Naifen: You call this three feet?!This special meow!(staring at the light curtain in astonishment)]

[Natasha: Being able to swallow this giant sword into her stomach, Miss Gui Naifen is not an ordinary person. 】

[Gui Naifen: Sports student physique!I once swallowed the Taixu Divine Sword in extreme shock!]

[Sushang: Really? Xiao Guizi's physical fitness is amazing!]

[Gui Naifen: Of course it's fake!]

[Rakshasa: Miss Sushang's sword reminds me of an old man. (Touching the chin)】

[Sushang: Oh~ Who is she? (confused)]

[Rakshasa: Li Sushang!]

[Sushang: Huh, I'm not Li Sushang?!)] (Li Li's)

The screen continues to play:

Space station.

Xing looked at the hard-working workers like her.

Star: Next door, have you ever played Jeopardy Zero?

Ying: Huh, friend!

Star: I'll tell you, she's even more exciting than any other game!

Star: Passion Action 16+ Scenes! Ignite your action soul!

Ying (red face with excitement): Moving...... Action 16+

[Paimon: Action, 16+? Isn't that ...... (covers his face, blushes)]

[Star: Teyvat Sea King, like to play games like this?]

[Ying: It's not that I like it, it's just interest, of course, it's okay if you say you like it.

Hey hey ~ 16+ action.

It's two years less than I expected, but it's enough!]

[March 7: I can already feel Ying's heartfelt pleasure. 】

[Ying: Jeopardy Zero, action game, I'm coming!!(with a wicked smile)]

in the video.

In Ying's imagination:

Bell.

Holding a small white leather whip.

Opposite side.

It was her who was tied to the cross, unable to move—the Traveler.

Suzu (smoking a leather whip, sneering): Never obey! Just ask you never obey! Hahaha!

Ying (with a happy face): !! hard~ Oh!

[Paimon: "Blonde Pervert True King"!]

[Star: It's really worthy of Teyvat Sea King, playing so much!" (thumbs up)]

[March 7: This is too exciting. (blushing, afraid to look at it)]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Traveler, do you like this kind of thing?

No wonder I'm not interested in my sword at all!]

[Ying: No! I don't mean this action!