I watch the short video of Xingtie, Kafka is happy to be a mother

[Himeko: I lasted for five seconds? (stunned)]

[Star: It's so short~ hehe. (snickering)]

[March 7: Very good, Aunt Himeko, the star cub just now only lasted three seconds.

It took two seconds to undress. 】

[Ying: Second man!!(Laughs)]

[Star: Not really! I have at least 1.1 seconds!

[Kiana: What's the difference? (stunned)]

The video starts playing:

"Drinking Moon-kun: I'm going to make the people who call me Danfeng sharks!!"

Luofu Immortal Boat.

The blade looked at Dan Heng in front of him.

Sneered: "Danfeng!

Dan Heng: "I'm not Dan Feng......"

The voice did not fall.

Jing Yuan in the rear approached.

Smile lightly.

"Yo!"

"Isn't this Danfeng?!"

"I'm not Danfeng!!"

[Sambo: Danfeng, Ying Xing, Jing Yuan, the three of them carpooled to Liuyundu!

[Dan Heng: Damn, they all said that I am not Danfeng! I am not Danfeng!]

[Jing Yuan: Okay, Fontaine, we'll meet again.] (chuckles)]

[Danheng: I'm not even called Fontaine!!]

[Fu Xuan: The episode that best fits the general. 】

[Blade: Okay, Fontaine, no problem Fontaine, bye Fontaine.] 】

[Danheng: I'm peat~ (Momentary speech. ）】

[Silver Wolf: When did the blade also learn to complain with General Jing Yuan, it's really incredible. 】

[Xing: My uncle can wear black silk, what else can't he learn?" (shrugging his shoulders and spreading his hands)]

[Silver Wolf: What I said really makes some sense. (awkwardly smiles)]

[March 7: Danheng don't be angry, just think they are scolding the dog. 】

[Danheng: I thank you!]

[March 7: However, General Jing Yuan and Blade are saying that you are Fontaine.

Ahem~

Danfeng, listening habits become natural. 】

Video continues to play:

The camera turned.

Luofu Immortal Boat.

Two civilians whispered.

"Did you hear that? Genshin Impact has opened a new country. "

"What is it called, Danfeng!"

Call!

Suddenly.

Dan Heng appeared in front of the two.

Said loudly: "It's all said!"

"I'm not Danfeng!"

"Who asked you?"

[Danheng: March 7, are you sure that only Jing Yuan and Blade say that I am Danfeng?!]

[March 7: Ahem cough ~ It seems that there are 100 million points in and out ~ (awkward smile)]

[Navia: Danfeng?Fontaine!!]

[Paimon: One is a person's name and the other is a place, it's really special!]

[Ying: The most important thing is that both can also spray water...... Oh no!

It's about water. 】

[Star: Teyvat Sea King is a humorous joke. (Shame~)】

The screen continues to play:

Space station.

Dan Heng touched his chin.

Puzzled, he asked the star ahead.

"Trailblazer, is there any way. "

"I can let everyone know that I'm not Danfeng. "

"I'm really tired, I'm only a teenager. "

Clasp your hands around your chest.

Hoshi thought for a moment.

Then he said loudly: "You can do something that Danfeng will never do." "

"So that everyone won't think of you as Danfeng!"

"Something you would never do......"

[Sambo: Dare to ask Mr. Danheng, do you call you a teenager?!]

[Danheng: I don't look very old, it's not impossible to be a teenager, right?]

[Bai Lu: Then I'm the same height as Hook and Pam, and I'm also a child of a few years old!]

[Hook: yes, a kid like Hook!

[Qingque: Speaking of which, I think of a person who is not tall but has infinite energy~

Uh, Master Fu Xuan, why are you looking at me like that?

Looks like you're going to eat me...... (scared~)】

[Fu Xuan: Guess!!(clenched fist)]

[Yae Miko: Is the difference between the two starting from what Dan Feng won't do? (chuckles)]

[Xing: But what is there that Dan Heng can do and Dan Feng doesn't?]

[Gui Naifen: What Danfeng hasn't done, is it some legendary event!]

[Dan Heng: Legendary event?!That will definitely impress everyone!!]

in the video.

Whew!

A picture suddenly flashed in Danheng's mind.

It is on the grounds of the Luofu fairy boat.

Live the life of Riley.

Under the gaze of thousands of people.

He's dancing with a pole.

Icy steel pipes.

Hot body.

A combination of both.

It constitutes a unique scenery of Luofu Xianzhou.

[Sambo: I've never had such a wonderful start!(Le~)]

[Silver Wolf: This is a bladeless resurrection advertisement!(stunned)]

【Blade:?】

[Bai Lu: Long Zun~ Not only is it impressive, my eyes are going to be scratched!!(Covering my eyes)]

[March 7: This is indeed something that Mr. Danfeng will not be able to do.

But.

Danheng must have sacrificed too much. 】

[Dan Heng: Heh~ In order to distinguish me from Danfeng, it's just a little social death!]

[Star: It's really an abnormal spell, Danheng. (awkward smile)]

[Danheng: How?General Jingyuan, Blade?(Raising his head, barely squeezing out a smile at the corner of his mouth)]

[Jing Yuan: But, if I'm not mistaken, Danfeng can also dance. 】

[Blade: The jump is even more exciting and hot than this!hehe~ I didn't expect it!(sneer)]

[Danheng: 艹 (a Sumeru element)]

in the picture.

Danheng blushed slightly.

Touch your chin.

"No~"

"Think about something else. "

Opposite side.

Star quickly came up with another, seemingly realistic solution.

"As we all know, Dan Feng is a dragon. "

"If you change the species, you won't be called Danfeng!"

Nodding, Dan Heng groaned, "Reasonable." "

"But what is that going to be?"

The prepared star quickly changed Dan Heng into a dark green uniform!

Dark green giant tongs.

Two eyes on the top of his head that don't look very smart.

On either side of the eyes, there are two whiskers that extend outward.

Dragon...... Shrimp!

"So why lobsters?"

[Danheng: Star, is this what you call changing species?

[Star: You just say that there has been no change!]

From dragons to lobsters.

That's a huge change across species!

Even.

It's still an epic evolution of one word to two words!]

[Dan Heng: Do you call this epic evolution?

It's also a dragon.

Don't change to the unicorn, phoenix, and Xuanwu!

You become a lobster!(I meow!!)】

[Star: Okay~ Then I'll prepare you a red pheasant uniform!

It's no different from a phoenix!]

[Danheng:?]

[March 7: Pheasant, Phoenix, Uh. 】

[Truth: My good son, don't say it. The father-in-law's face will not be able to hang up. (Braincase pain)】

Video continues to play:

Seeing Danheng like this, he looked like a lobster. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Jing Yuan and Blade happened to pass by.

Jing Yuan looked at it carefully.

He immediately smiled and said, "Yo! Danfeng." "

"What about the COS Baltans?"

Blade: "I think he drank nuclear wastewater." "

"I'm not Danfeng!"

[Esther: It seems that the path of changing species will not work!]

[March 7: Star cub, are you making an idea, or are you harming Danheng. 】

[Xing: Don't worry, you think I only have these two methods, and I have a more powerful killer feature!]

The camera turned.

Space station.

Star continued to come up with ideas.

"Since it doesn't work to change species. "

"Then you can only change the gender!"

"Wait, don't you want to!" Dan Heng was shocked. []

[March 7: Star Cub! This is what you call a killer feature!! (Shocked)]

[Blade: Kill with one sword!" (sneer)】

[Sambo: Dragons will eventually change, and some dragons need a little help!]

[Danheng: Pioneer, don't mess around! (nervous)]

[Star: Dan Heng! This is my last ripple! Take it! Dan Heng! (super loud)]

[Danheng: Don't come here!]

The screen continues to play:

Airplanes!

Luofu Xianzhou seaside.

Danheng holds a small electric fan with double handles.

He raised it with an embarrassed expression.

Star: "From now on, you are a gunship!"

"Is that all there is to it?"

"What the hell are you expecting?"

"The pervert is actually myself?!" Dan Heng opened the corners of his mouth slightly, and his expression was strange.

[Danheng: Eh, is that all?]

[Xing: So, Danheng, what are you expecting?]

[Danheng: I thought it was ...... Belch. (embarrassed)】

[Pera: It turns out that perverts are also contagious?

Seemingly.

There is also one more person in the ranks of the perverts in the museum. 】

[Bai Lu: Lord Longzun, it's actually such a person!

Go to the train.

Activate his hidden attributes!

Train.

What a scary place. 】

[Star: Isn't it scary? But I think it's cute!]

[Ying: Because you're the most terrifying, trash can god of war.] (Cover your brain)]

in the video.

Keiwon and Blade who walked freely all the way.

It is very suitable to appear next to Danheng.

"Isn't this Danfeng?"

"Do you want to blow alone with a fan here?"

"I guess he must be blowing a tornado!!" Blade sneered.

[Cyno: Why do I log in again?]

[Dan Heng: You two! Why is the ghost not gone! Why are you everywhere! (angry)]

[Jing Yuan: Coincidentally, by coincidence. (chuckles)]

[Blade: I didn't come here to laugh at you. (cold voice)]

[Silver Wolf: Where did you get the tsundere!!]

"It's all said!"

"I'm not Danfeng!"

Dan Heng denied it.

glared angrily at the two of them.

"How many times do you want me to say it!"

"Ten times!" Jing Yuan chuckled.

"I'm not Danfeng!" X10!

After ten times.

Dan Heng just stopped.

Jing Yuan asked out loud, "What are you?"

Dan Heng did not hesitate, and immediately said:

"Danfeng. "

[Since then, Danheng has suffered irreversible mental damage. ]

[Starts to go crazy.] ]

[The world calls him ......]

[Dan is crazy!]

Danheng: "Pioneer! You're Enough!!"

[March 7: Dan is crazy?poof~Let me laugh hahaha!(Laughing)]

[Yanqing: You are worthy of being a general, is this the power of intellectual fate?!]

[Fireworks: The fate of wisdom is really spicy!(Le~)]

[Danheng: Routine! Five Xiao on the cloud, sibling brothers! ]

That's how you trick your brother!]

[Jing Yuan: So you admit it? (laughs)]

[Danheng: I am (good Zhao) Danheng!]

[Blade: Then we are not brothers, routines or something, they don't exist. (sneer)]

[Dan Heng: I really want to punch, ah! (Long Ming~)]

in the picture.

"Silver Wolf: Such a big bead of sweat, for you!"

Space station.

on the electronic screen.

Black Tower's forehead.

A bead of sweat the size of a bean.

Stare for a long time.

Xing pondered, "It must be the silver wolf who slapped the beads of sweat on it." "

In fantasy:

Silver Wolf: Such a big bead of sweat!

"But that's the suspicious trace we're looking for?"

Beside.

What does passerby A, the silver wolf want to express?

Touch your chin.

Xingdi said without thinking, "I guess she might want to express that androids sweat electronically?"

[Star: She's so good-looking~ hehe. (Laughs)]

[March 7: Star cub, can you put away your salivating hara? (covering your head)]

[Esta: Androids sweat electronically?]

But~

These are dolls for Ms. Herita. 】

[Jepard: Moreover, in the face of Miss Blacktower's title.

Miss Silver Wolf's actions.

Just a simple drop of beads of sweat the size of beans?]

[Blade: It's a silver wolf.] (Apathy)】

[Silver wolf: Hehe~ I'm not a person with a small belly.

Revenge or something, non-existent. (Hands folded over chest, head skimmed)]

[Black Tower: Seal another Silver Wolf's account.] (pinky taps)】

[Silver Wolf: Black Tower! You guy! I'm going to fight you!! (Fury)]

[Kafka: Didn't you say that you won't retaliate?

[Silver Wolf: Just now!Now is now!!].