I watch the short video of Xingtie, Kafka is happy to be a mother

Video continues: above.

Jingyuan and Yanqing side by side

"Yanqing"

"Hey~ General!"

"Later, Crazy Crazy Thursday, mushroom chicken for 19 yuan, 19 yuan for 9!"

【March 7: Hey, I live in Bengbu, haha!!】

【Paimon: Hey, isn’t that Wendy’s catchphrase?!】

【Su Shang: There is no sense of disobedience when placed on Yan Qing’s body!】

【Fu Xuan: Sir General, crazy Thursday, mushroom chicken?】

【Jing Yuan: Ahem, it’s not me, Fu Qing. (shakes head)】

【Yanqing: But, General, that voice is exactly the same as yours, not bad at all?!】

【Yae Shenzi: Could it be that General Jingyuan, in his spare time managing the Shence Mansion, still has the mind to advertise for other stores?】

【Gui Naifen: Touched by the Luofu Immortal Boat! General Jingyuan really serves the country and the people!】

【Bai Lu: Mushroom Chicken~ Doesn’t it sound more delicious than meat burgers? (Licking lips)】

【Jing Yuan:...(silent)】

【Fu Xuan: Listening to that cheerful voice, it doesn’t sound like something a few hundred years old should sound at all.】

【Qingque: Master Fu Xuan, wouldn’t your days as a general have to go back a little further? 】

The screen continues to play:

Jing Yuan looks down at the blade below

"do you remember me?"

"snort! Remember!"

Bian's voice was slightly hoarse.

Then he said:"Humans have seven emotions and six desires!"

"The destined white dragon!"

"Um?!"Jingyuan and Yanqing's expressions darkened.

"Jingyuan, you are not the national server Han Xin!!"

Phew!

The camera turned.

He sat up in shock while dying of illness.

Dan Heng suddenly woke up from his dream.

He was gasping for air.

His brain was shaking! (Dan Hengsheng was convinced!)

The end

【Sambo: What the hell? So silky! (This is even more silky smooth than Dove)】

【Gui Naifen: Dan Heng: I'm so excited. I'm not sure. Can I sleep a little longer? (chuckle)】

【Hook: What is the national server Hanxin?】

【Silver Wolf: A character who holds a gun. General Jing Yuan is not a gun-handler, so he is not one of them.】

【March 7: wow! I understand! Dan Heng holds a gun! That's why he woke up from his dream!

The real Han Xin in the national server is actually Dan Heng!!】

【Jeppard: Respectfully, Danheng, my great-great-grandfather once told the story of"The Thirteen Guns"】

【Xiluwa: It seems that that is Mr. Danheng! The destined little white (blue) dragon!】

【Bai Lu: It turns out that the former Master Long Zun was also called Han Xin, who shot out like a dragon?】

【Dan Heng: What?! (confused)】

……

"Well?"

"Has the UP owner updated again?"

"《Rose and gun》？"

"It just so happens that Genshin Impact still has a gift package system to work on."

Ye Feng thought for a moment.

He started to play the original God

……

【Schiavo 050 Lei joins!】

【Kamisato Ayato joins!】

【Xiaogong joins! 】

At the moment just now.

The character invitation module was launched and two people were invited again

【Navia: The light curtain dimmed again】

【Paimon: Just wait!】

【Ying: I always have a bad feeling?】

【Paimon: Hey, no matter how bad it is, wouldn't it be nice to have the previous video of me turning into a dwarf?

Become a dwarf melon, but the cowherd has said it many times! Damn it! ]

Paimon just finished speaking.

The light curtain slowly lights up

【March 7:"Rose and Guns"》？！】

【Su Shang: It’s the continent of Teyvat!】

【Gui Naifen: How can you tell this?】

【Su Shang: It’s obviously a flying dwarf melon! (Pointing to the purple-skinned Paimon)】

【Paimon: Huh]

The video starts playing:

《Roses and Guns.zip》

[Yo~jiang~one gram away~jiang~give~bo~]

Feng Danting.

Xavier: Dude, get me some investment. (Brother, give me five hundred dollars.)

Morris: I don’t understand, Smecta.

Morris: Goodbye! (Turns around and runs away)

Xavier (furious): Why are you like Vashe! (Why are you like a dog!)

Ta-ta-ta!

Behind Xavier.

Ye (traveller) is here.

Ye (traveller): What happened?!

Xavier: It’s hard to make money from investment, and it’s hard to make a photo! (Money is hard to make, shit is hard to eat~)

The camera turned.

A room in Fontainebleau.

Kamisato Ayaka, Kamisato Ayato, and Yonomiya.

There are also six people including Xavier, Traveler and Qianzhi.

Plus a purple dwarf melon. gather together.

(Say hello...)

Kamisato Ayaka: oi!

Kamisato Ayato: oi!

Xiaogong: oi!

Chiori: oi!

Ye (traveler): Huh?

【Sambo: Clam, listen to the sound of oi】

【March 7: Is this the unique way of greeting the Teyvat people?】

【Dan Heng: There were only six of us, but our minds were occupied by the noise. If there were more than a dozen people saying hello at the same time,……】

【Walter: I'm afraid it can shatter people's eardrums. (push glasses)】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Of course not! This is not the way we Inazuma people greet each other. (Waving hands, smiling awkwardly)】

【Xiaogong: Yes, the way of greeting here is too exaggerated.】

【Ying: This is what happens when Paimon says hello.】

【Paimon: Nang da yo?! 】

The video continues to play:

Kamisato Ayato: Where is the preparation for your reflection now?

Xavier: We currently don’t have enough money, the actors have not yet been decided, and there is no script yet.

Qianori: Let me tell you, who else is missing in your team?

The camera turned.

Accompanied by two and a half years of ditty.

Xavier began selecting people.

Xavier: Right now, we're missing a photographer.

Ye (traveler): I’m coming!

Xavier: A field recorder.

Paimon: Come!

Xavier: A logistician.

Chiori: I asked someone from the store to come over and help.

Xiaogong: I’ll claim the director’s assistant first!

Xavier (hesitating): The last director... the scene changes.

Outside the Fontainebleau.

I took Xavier and Paimon to find Fonina who was doing nothing.

Funina (wary): What do you want to do?

Xavier: This is a little gift we prepared for Lady Funina. (Take out Qianling Mousse)

【Arataki Yidou: The flying dwarf melon is so small, can it still be recorded on the spot?】

【Paimon: Discrimination! This is blatant discrimination! I'm so young, what's wrong with me taking notes on the spot?】

【Qingque: Yes, look at Master Fu Xuan and Master Bai Lu, they...well, Master Fu Xuan doesn't want it! (Covering the face that was grabbed)】

【Fukalos: Senlingmusi, Funina will accept the position of director, right? (Smile)】

【Funina: Humph! You want to bribe me with just a piece of food? That is impossible! (pout)】

【Funina: God, you won’t give up for a mere five buckets of rice! 】

The screen continues to play:

Funina took Qianling Mousse.

Taste it.

Funina: Here it is, Ollie! Fuck it, brothers!

【Su Shang: There are times when even gods will bow down to five buckets of rice.】

【Funina: Ahem. (Looking embarrassed)】

【Zhongli: (sips tea and remains silent)】

【Wendy: Hey~】

【Paimon: God, there will always be times when you can’t eat and you’re short of money.】

【Funina: It’s just a Qianling mousse, I won’t take advantage of the residents of Fontaine!

As a god, of course his main purpose is to help the people! Well, that's right. (Crossing hands across chest, nodding)]

Xavier: I would like to ask you to serve as the director of our crew.

Funina: How much is the salary?

Xavier: Almost 50 moras.

Funina: Not bad!

【Funina: 50 molas?! Isn’t it a bit too... too little? (Mumbling)】

【Pam: Miss Funina, didn’t you say that you focus on helping people?】

【Funina: That's true, but, but... wu wu, I'm really running out of money! (crying~）】

【Paimon: That's right. Don't be so arrogant and just tell the truth, wouldn't it?

Traveler and I will help you, right, Traveler?】

【Ying: We are almost out of money. (Take out the last few hundred moras)】

【Paimon: Uh, okay. Miss Funina, go find someone else, someone else will help you. (Awkward smile)】

【Funina:? 】(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

In the video.

The camera turned.

Traveler Paimon and four others find Schiavorei.

Schiavorei: What do you need me to do? Is it enough to be an action director for actors?

Xavier: Ah, yes, yes! (Wang Xishun’s loving voiceover)

Xia Wo Lei: I’ll join.

Wait until the others leave.

Schiavore finds the traveler.

Schiavorei: There was a gunshot murder case in the corner of the mouth.

Ye (traveler): So excited! (Wow cool wow cool!)

Schiavole: I hope you guys go back and have a good sleep and decide tomorrow whether you want to investigate with me or not.

【March 7: Have you ever had the feeling that wherever travelers go, accidents happen, even people die?】

【Su Shang: Miss Yuyue Qi said this, it seems like this!】

【Huo Huo: Okay, so scared. (trembling)】

(bbcf) [Silver Wolf: Simply, Conan is alive!】[]

【Ying: The continent of Teyvat is huge, I just happened to encounter it. (Awkward smile)】

【Paimon: Yes, how could it be such a coincidence... Well, something happened to someone behind you, Traveler!】

【fluorescent:……】

【Schiavorei: Traveler, is he a cursed creature? (Frowning)]

In the screen.

Filming begins.

Xavier: Then I announce that filming of"Two Gunslingers" has officially started!

Funina (Second 2): Let this shadow sweep across Fontainebleau like a tsunami!

Chiori and Kamisato Ayaka.

Chiori: If there is no way to go back~ There is nothing wrong with this~ How deep is your castle~

Kamisato Ayato: I’m going to collapse, I’m really going to collapse! (Escape) the other side.

Kamisato Ayaka and Xiawo Lei.

Prop Master: Veronica.

Veronica (holding two Sand Eagles): These are my two guns. One of them is called Snow Explosion. The other one is called bizui.

Da da da!

Kamisato Ayato finds Funina.

Kamisato Ayato (crying): I won’t play anymore, let’s leave it to Miss Schiavore.

Funina: OK!

【Kamisato Ayaka: How deep is your castle~ (staring at Kamisato Ayato)】

【Kamisato Ayato: I, Kamisato Ayato, as everyone knows, am a person without a castle.】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Do you think I believe it?!】

【Paimon: Stare~】

【Yae Shenzi: Pfft! (Can’t help but laugh)】

【Fu Xuan: I also give these lyrics to the general. The general’s city is also deep!】

【Jingyuan: How can I call it Chengfu? (shakes head)】

【Fu Xuan: Humph! There are always things hidden from us. Isn’t this called a city government?】

【Jingyuan: Haha~ The main thing is to tell Fu Qing that you can't solve it, but it makes your little body angry.

She is getting thinner and smaller day by day, which makes Qingque laugh a bit. (smiles lightly)】

【Qingque: General! You, you bad guy!】

【Fu Xuan: Well, Qingque, why do you want to steal what I said? (Shocked)】

【Qingque: I am thinking about Lord Fu Xuan. After all, if it is like what General Jing Yuan said,……】

【Fu Xuan: Climb!! (angry)]

The video continues to play: the second scene.

Fonina: This is a scene where the two protagonists return home and find their mother murdered.

Funina: Get ready, 3, 2, 1! start!

Paimon (holding clapperboard): Hey! (Intentional)

Ta-ta-ta!

Xia Wo Lei and Shen Li Ling Hua came over.

The woman looking to the end.

Kamisato Ayaka (crying loudly): Female horse!!

Funina: Hey! You are such a genius in filming!

【March 7: Enter the drama in one second! (consternation)】

【Kamisato Ayato: Ayaka’s on-the-spot performance shocked Funina】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Ha~ After all, I am an experienced actor】

【Paimon: You two brothers and sisters, really~】

【Gui Naifen: A man with a formidable city and a master of acting... what kind of family is this Shenli family?】

【Shiluwa: It sounds like it’s not simple.】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Just, hum normal. (Smile)】

【Truth: Pay attention to word choice, common, will be tested later】

【Star: Got it, foster father! (nod)】

【Kamisato Ayaka: That’s enough for you.~

The screen continues to play: the shooting is over.

The traveler followed Schiavorei to investigate the case.

Come to a wall with a big question mark.

Schiavorei: Although it was cleaned once, it was obviously the scorch marks from the bullets penetrating it.

Look around for clues.

The two of them met a passerby by chance.

Schiavorei: Hello?!

Emerald: I don’t know anything! (Turns head)

Schiavore: I want to ask about something.

Emerald (furious): It’s never over! Don’t think that dyeing purple hair (golden hair) means you will be black!

Emerald (pointing around): To tell you the truth, there are all of them. I can kill you!

【Schiavorei: Did you dye your hair purple?! (Angry! Load the gun)】

【March 7: Purple-haired Miss Schiavole, golden-haired lady is a traveler?!】

【Sylva: Fontaine, is this how you recognize people? Deeply honest~】

【Hook: Wow! Heisei will! (trembling)】

【Huo Huo: Is it the same organization as the Travelers? (trembling)】

【Paimon: It's the Black Society of Fontainebleau. (eating hands)】

【Paimon: Traveler, they won't blow us all away, will they?】

【Ying: I don’t rule out this possibility】

【Paimon: Emerald and the others seem to be a bit crowded, and they are so fierce!】

【Dan Heng: A battle is inevitable, and the atmosphere is already full of sparks】

【Pam: No negotiation, Pam? (Hiding behind Miss Himeko’s thigh)】

【Pera: Both parties are so aggressive that there will be no room for negotiation, especially Emilede.】

【Xi'er: It seems that there is another river of blood. 】

In the video.

Xiavorei (pulled out a big Mora): Fruit jelly beans~ (Happy birthday~)

Emerald took the big Mora.

Emilede (expression softened, flattering): Miss Zi is really a talented person~ She can also speak English~

Xiavo Lei: Hehehe

【Xi'er: A big war was resolved like this? (Shocked)】

【Paimon: That's it, is it over?!】

【Sylva: Where was Emilede's fierceness just now?】

【Topa: What do you mean, money can make the world go round! No, it’s the Motui ghost!

It also depends on Miss Schiavore's money negotiation method. (Smile)】

【Schiavorei: Ah, this. (awkward laugh)】

【Sambo: Absolutely amazing!】

【Aha: Happy~] in the video.

Schiavore and the traveler find the insider Taito.

Taito: A month ago, a brother drank too much at night and lost a gun.

Schiavorei: Got it! (voiced by the Flying Tigers)

[Currently available information: (Rainbow Rose)]

[Gun homicide:]

[Hello everyone, Fontainebleau]

[I am a gunsmith trainee who has practiced for two and a half days. ]

The next day.

Filming location.

Funina: Today is the final scene of the two protagonists.

Fonina: Get ready! 3, 2, 1, let’s go!

Paimon (holding clapperboard): Hey! (Intentional!)

Slowly

《Da Qiao's Execution Song" plays.

Actor: You lost your mother and killed your father! Apart from being charged with a crime, what else can be left behind?

Xiawo Lei (holding a red crystal sand eagle): Stay, justice!!.