I watch the short video of Xingtie, Kafka is happy to be a mother

【Ruan Mei: Ahem, look, everyone, this is the experiment I did. (Face changing at the speed of light)】

【Xiluwa: Well, I feel like Ms. Ruan Mei’s expression was different twice before and after.】

【Ruan Mei: Illusion, illusion. (Awkward smile)】

【Navia: The experimental subject next to the pioneer looks like a piece of cat cake?】

【Xiangling: Yeah, it’s like a thick piece of cake.】

【Paimon: Paimon knows, it's Catcake!!】

【March 7: Cat cake?! Oil cat cake?!】

【Dan Heng: March 7th, stop talking.】

【March 7: What’s wrong? It's obviously Youmao Cake Danheng】

【Dan Heng: huh]

Buzz!

Just when Dan Heng wanted to say something else.

Several lines of text appear:

【The little yellow car is now available!】

【Limited time only!】

【Please select the product you want to purchase!】

【Our store has small profit margins and does not accept credit. 】

The appearance of the little yellow car.

Immediately attracted the attention of most people

【Su Shang: Little yellow car! Great, the imaginary numbers I have been saving are just right for spending!】

【Navia: Imaginary numbers, yes. I also have a lot of imaginary numbers. Let’s see what I can buy.】

【Paimon: Eat, eat? Is there anything to eat?】

【Arataki Yidou: Eat, eat, eat, and you will know that you are eating a flying dwarf melon. I don’t know if there are real stingworms.

If there are real stinging insects, wouldn’t I definitely win the insect fighting competition?! Ha ha! (laughing out loud)】

【Ying: You two really are. (Shaking his head)]

1. Samsung special edition: delicious Shaomai*200, imaginary number: 5.

2. Four-star out-of-print: Five Grain Jade Liquid * 100 bottles, imaginary number"983": 10.

3. Ruan Mei experimented with strange potions*10, imaginary number: 20. (Note: I don’t know what will happen after drinking it)

4. Rapid environment potion*10, imaginary number: 1000. (After use, one of wetland, forest, and swamp environments can be restored within 100 square meters)

【Bronya (Big Duck Duck): Rapid environmental potion! Bought it at a loss!】

【Siluva: The last potion had a great impact on Beloberg. Although he had a grudge, he still had to fund it.】

【Jeppard: Sister?】

【Sylva: It doesn’t matter, Jeppard, I’m using your future wife’s book, so you don’t need to thank me.】

【Jeppard: WTF?!】

【Bailu: Shaomai, Yuye, buy, buy, buy!】

【Paimon: Traveler, for the last time, just the last time, buy it for me! (begging)】

【Ying: You said the same thing last time】

【Paimon: Yes? Hey~】

【March 7: Ruan Mei experimented with strange potions? Strange things happen when you drink it. Effectiveness: one minute】

【Star: It sounds exciting! (rubbing hands)】

【Walter: I have a bad feeling. ]

3, 2, 1!

The moment when time ends.

The items on the yellow cart were all wiped out

【Paimon: Hehe~ I knew travelers would buy us food!】

【Ying: Alas! (Sigh helplessly)】

【Bronya (Big Duck): With these five bottles of potions, some ruins can be restored to their original appearance.】

【Sylva: I have five more bottles here for you...forget it, think of it as what you owe me.】

【Jeppard: Huh? Don’t you owe me something?! (My wife Ben!)】

【March 7: Star? Star, where have you been?!】

【Star: My angle of view has become so low, huh?! I became an oil cat cake!】

【Dan Heng: It really looks like a cat, with a tail】

【Kafka: Oh? Can you take a photo and send it to me?】

【March 7: Of course, Miss Kafka, taking pictures is my specialty!】

【Kafka receives photos from March 7th……】

【Arataki Yidou: What's going on? How did I become a ghost?! Have another bottle!】

【Arataki Yidou: Huh?! How did I turn into a real stingworm!!】

【Paimon: You are the herdsman! Ha ha! What a strange look!】

【Walter: The real stingworm speaks human language】

【Kiana: Pfft!! 】

When several people were discussing the appearance of Arataki Ito's true stinging insect.

Suddenly.

The light curtain changes

【Fu Xuan: Huh? General? (Font of staring at the light curtain)】

【Jing Yuan: Suddenly, a chill came over me. (hiss~）】

A video plays slowly:

《Pioneer: Jingyuan, are you Gong Han?" space station.

Outside the infirmary.

Star and Silver Branch sat on the chair together.

Rub your temples.

Xing's eyes looked extremely tired.

Even, there is no light.

Patting Xing's shoulder, Yinzhi said:"Pioneer, what happened?"

"The doctor said, I'm delusional, you know? Paranoia?"

【Hook: Paranoia?】

【Natasha: Also known as delusional disorder, it is a psychiatric diagnosis】

【Keli: Sister Xing, are you suffering from a terrible mental illness?! (Surprised, eating his hands)】

【Natasha: Delusion does not have any other mental symptoms, it is just a liking for weird fantasies.】

【Dan Heng: Weird fantasies, like? The inference of March 7th?】

【Walter: This girl is a Rakshasa. (Imitates the voice of March 7th)】

【March 7: Danheng! Uncle Yang! you! Also, I am not delusional, I am thinking divergently! that is!

Rich imagination!

This is not some kind of paranoia!】

【Navia: Well, from what Miss Natasha said, paranoia doesn’t seem to be a very difficult problem.】

【Natasha: Well, they usually don’t do anything ridiculous, they are just normal people.】

【Sambo: Really? Does this count for the Trail Blazers? (Pointing to the light curtain)]

The video continues to play:

"Wife! Wife!"

"Wife, where have you been?!"

Buzz~

Following several calls from the pioneers, the camera suddenly turned.

Arriving at the Luofu Immortal Boat.

Outside the door.

Qingque called:"Doctor? Is the doctor here?"

"Hey, I'm here, I'm here!"

Da da da!

Xing came out wearing a white coat.

"What are your symptoms?"

Touching his forehead.

Qingque sighed:"Doctor, I feel weak all over as soon as I go to work."

"Isn't this a terminal illness?!"

【Qingque: Well, am I terminally ill? I feel weak as soon as I go to work, which sounds serious! what to do? Lord Fu Xuan, I might……】

【Fu Xuan: You may want to fish! (angry)】

【Qingque: Hey? I didn’t lie to you, Master Fu Xuan. (awkward laugh)】

【Bai Lu: It's so obvious, Qingque, and Fu Xuan is the person who pays the most attention to you.

How could Fu Xuan not know what you are thinking?

In particular, you specifically mentioned going to work. Not even an idiot would have guessed that.】

【Su Shang: Um, so why is Qing Que so weak at work? (scratches his head, confused)】

【Gui Naifen: huh? (Are you serious?)]

The screen continues to play:

"Just change jobs and work in a mahjong parlor."Xingbai glanced at Qingque and waved his hand.

"Next person!"

Fu Xuan walked in with gloomy eyes.

"doctor"

"What are your symptoms?"

"What should I do if I feel panicked and short of breath when I think about my promotion?"

Written it on the medical record and said calmly:"Go out and turn left." (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Give your boss two pounds of laxatives to drink"

"Take once in the morning, noon and once in the evening. The greater the dosage, the more obvious the effect will be."

【Yanqing: Master Fu Xuan’s boss, isn’t he the General?! (The general is in trouble!)】

【Qing Que: Lord Fu Xuan, you actually want to give General Jing Yuan laxatives!】

【Fu Xuan: Haha~ It’s just a laxative. It will definitely not have any effect on this old guy.

Would I use such despicable means? of course not!

If it were me, I would definitely prescribe the most poisonous poison in Xianzhou!

Let the general drink it every day!

I don't believe he hasn't... ahem, let me state in advance that I will not do this.

Everything is hypothetical. (pretending to be nonchalant)】

【Qingque: Master Fu Xuan, wouldn’t you be more suspicious if you act like this?】

【Fu Xuan: Well, Qingque, you are right. Then help me buy the poison and give it to the general!】

【Qingque: Huh?!】

【Jingyuan: 6!】[]

【Blade: Humph! Mr. Duda has to go to the doctor. (sneering)] in the video.

Da da da!

One wears a mask.

Blade, who didn't want to show his true face, whispered:"Doctor, I have a demon."……"

Not finished yet.

The pioneer interrupted him

"If you have strong liver fire and weak constitution, just eat some konjac to feel refreshed..."

【Kafka: Blade, what did you just say?】

【Blade: Nothing. (Looking away)】

【Silver Wolf: Humph! Mr. Duda has to go to the doctor. (sneer)】

【Blade: Ha! Boring! 】

in the screen.

Star waved his hand

"Next."

Gurgugu!

Jingyuan rushed in hurriedly.

He was holding his stomach and looking pale.

"doctor! doctor!"

"I have a stomach ache!!"

Smiling awkwardly, Xing immediately knew what was going on,"You, um"

"Just change your subordinates and the medicine will cure the disease."

"ok i i……"

Jing Yuan clutched his growling stomach and felt a convulsion all over his body.

A thousand miles away

【Fu Xuan: Pulled?】

【Qingque: Pull it off】

【Yanqing: Sir General, what should I do now? Should I kill the person who saw it? (wipe neck)】

【Jing Yuan: Ahem, it’s just me in the light curtain, it’s okay, Yanqing】

【Yanqing: I see, the general is still generous!】

【Jing Yuan: Haha~ Let’s list all the Xianzhou people here first. I have something to look for. (chuckle)】

【Su Shang: Qiu Hou, Qiu Hou settles accounts?! (Hold up an idiom)】

【Jing Yuan: Of course, there is also Fu Qing. I have something urgent to ask you. (eyes narrowed slightly)】

【Fu Xuan: I, I won’t go! 】

The video continues to play:

Huo Huo also ran over.

Asking for help:

"Doctor, doctor, what should I do if I have a big and noisy tail?"

"Oh, it’s not gone. Tai Wei comforted.

Xing handed Huo Huo a roll of tape,"This is easy to handle, seal your mouth.""

"Oh, alright!"

Huo Huo understood.

Kaka.

Tape his mouth.

"I’m not asking you to seal it yourself!!"Xing exclaimed.

The camera turned.

Luofu Xianzhou.

Mahjong parlor.

Qingque in uniform was walking in front with a fan.

Behind her, a pink-haired girl also in uniform followed her footsteps.

"Eh?"

"Boss?"

"you! Why are you here too?!

Fu Xuan put his hands behind his back and curled his lips and said,"No comment.""

【Fu Yan: Huo Huo, you really lived up to my expectations for you. (sigh)】

【Huo Huo: Yes, I’m sorry. (timid)】

【Tails: Humph, what do you need to apologize to this middle-aged brat? Don’t be afraid of it.】

【Sang Bo: Miss Fu Xuan from the mahjong parlor, please contact everyone and find out that Miss Fu Xuan has been fired.】

【Hutao: All this is thanks to the pioneers. (smiling helplessly)】

【March 7: It was Xing who gave Miss Fu Xuan the idea of ​​laxatives. 3.0 It was also Xing who gave General Jing Yuan the suggestion to fire his subordinates.】

【Yae Kamiko: Caught between two people, the Blazers chose to help the latter】

【Yanqing: Hum, after all, the general is the highest ranking person in Luofu Immortal Boat.】

【Qingque: woo woo~】

【Hook: Why is Sister Qingque crying?】

【Qingque: Why doesn’t Xing give Master Fu Xuan another suggestion and fire me too? In this case, I can get one more penny!】

【Qingque: You know, there is no compensation for job-hopping. You will lose 100 million!】

【Paimon: One hundred million! That costs a lot of money!】

【Tingyun: Well, little Paimon, that's just an exaggeration. (Smile)]

The screen continues to play:

Xing solves everyone's problems.

For a while.

The title of miracle doctor spreads in Luofu Immortal Boat.

(Excellent medical skills, wonderful hands and kind hearts!)

"Miracle doctor! Miracle doctor!"

In the sound of compliments,

Xing gradually lost himself.

He smiled stupidly. The world was spinning.

Gradually,

Xing discovered that something was wrong.

Around him, there were no longer voices praising him, but a cold bed.

And the strong smell of hydrogen peroxide..My arms were tightly wrapped.

Not only my arms.

My neck.

My legs, shoulders, and waist all felt a strong sense of tightness.

【Very good, food and accommodation included! 】

Gradually.

Xing lost his smile.

The eyes are empty.

Roaring low:

"Sister Jizi, I can’t tell the difference, I really can’t tell the difference!!".