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Lin Chen and his group sat back in the car.

Senior Brother Yongxin couldn't help but said:"Guolin, I finally understand why the Shaolin Temple can't operate in New York. Even a little girl believes in their master so much. If you still utter such arrogant words, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will blame you?"

"This is just an example, brother. Senior

Brother Guolin shook his head:"I have been here for more than two years, and this is the first time I have seen anything like this.""

Senior Brother Yongming then said:"Senior Brother Guolin, how about we stop preaching in the United States and go to Southeast Asia or Japan? I'm still so angry here"

"That's right, it's so irritating.".

Several people sitting in the back row were also filled with indignation.

If at the beginning, the little girl just said some words about believing in the Lord, she would not have cared about it. After all, religious belief is free, and it is not the past.

But then the little girl said insulting words. Fortunately, they were monks and Master Xuannan stopped them. Otherwise, the little girl must know what it means. Buddha also has anger, Buddha also has fire, King Kong's angry eyes can subdue dragons and tigers. , let alone a little kid.

How can you still spoil the other person?

"Amitabha-, be careful what you say."

Master Xuannan's face was calm. He had been practicing for many years, so naturally he would not be moved by these three or two sentences. Seeing that the disciples were all angry, he couldn't help but look at Lin Chen who looked calm next to him.

"Yichen, what do you think?"

What do I think? I'm not Yuan Fang.

Lin Chen bowed with one hand:"Amitabha, Master, this situation and this scene are just like the conversation between the two masters Hanshan and Shide, the hermit monk of Guoqing Temple in Taishan during the Tang Dynasty."

"Master Hanshan asked: How should I deal with someone in the world who slanders me, bullies me, insults me, laughs at me, belittles me, despises me, hates me, or deceives me?"

"Master Shide replied: Just tolerate him, let him, let him go, avoid him, be patient with him, respect him, ignore him, stay for a few more years, you can see him"

"Great kindness!"

Master Xuannan was very satisfied with Lin Chen's answer. He is indeed a disciple of Buddhism. Not only is he eager to learn Buddhism, but he also has such a profound foundation in meditation and is not disturbed by external forces.

"It is inevitable for you to have an ordinary mind and an unstable Zen mind. Just a little verbal stimulation can make you panic in your meditation and mess up your practice. When you go back, copy for me the"Lectures and Zen Meditations of the Sixth Patriarch's

Altar Sutra" and the"Heart Sutra". Five volumes. Master Xuannan opened his mouth and gave some guidance:"Winds and rain from all directions, five desires and six objects, meditate while walking, meditate while sitting, and keep silent, move, still, and keep your body at peace. Only then can you have an unshakable Zen mind for the ordinary and extraordinary!""

Everyone bowed their hands respectfully and said,"Amitabha, I sincerely follow the teachings of my uncle.

Master Xuannan said:"Yichen, you don't need to copy." Your meditation practice is far inferior to that of your brothers."

"Good uncle."Lin Chen smiled.

In fact, what my uncle didn't know was that he, Lin Chen, was not cultivating the Buddha, the World Honored One, but the Buddha of Joy. The Buddha of Joy emphasized the great freedom of joy.

What is the great freedom of joy?

That is practicing the practice of joy. To be carefree and at ease, to be pointed at and scolded, and to endure it silently, that is the real enlightened monk, not Lin Chen, the happy Buddhist disciple. He wants to practice, and naturally he wants to practice so that he can be happy and comfortable, and others scold him, Naturally, he wants to take revenge.

Moreover, when he wants to take revenge, he usually takes revenge on the spot and never takes revenge overnight.

………….. the other side.

Julia drives home with daughter Natalie Portman.

In the car, she glanced at Natalie, who was sitting in the passenger seat and chewing gum, frowning and said:"Natalie, why did you do this today?"

"They are a group of priests, and although they are priests of Eastern faiths, you should not do this."

Julia has experience working in Asia, so she doesn't dislike these Asians, and she doesn't think there's anything wrong with others having their own beliefs. There are thousands of legal churches in the United States, large and small, and none of them believe in Christianity. There are at least hundreds of them, the most famous of which is the Church of Scientology that Tom Cruise believes in.

This sect actually denies the existence of the Lord, but no one has ever accused Tom Cruise of being the platform of such a church.

"Mommy, you can't."

Natalie Portman said nonchalantly:"Mr. Daniel Aiello in the crew is also from our Jewish ethnic group."

"I know, but what does this have to do with your behavior?"

"Mr. Daniel Aiello is one of the important people responsible for the Holocaust in the United States. He has a good relationship with Mr. Spielberg and knows Mr. Lucas. And I know that he is a devout Jew."

Hearing this, Julia turned from confused to surprised. She didn't expect that her daughter was only so old and had so many little thoughts.

"Natalie, you are too young to have such thoughts, do you understand?"Julia was shocked

"Got it"

"As long as you know, I will go back to the set tomorrow and remember to say sorry to the director. I can see that he is very angry today."

"Oh~"

Natalie Portman replied perfunctorily. Seeing that her mother was concentrating on driving, she also turned her head and looked at the scenery outside the car window.

Natalie Portman's parents are not people in the industry, and Natalie wanted to be an actress, and she had been Jewishly shrewd since she was a child.

After learning that many big names in Hollywood were Jewish, she planned an identity for herself as a devout Jew.

Today this time she is just a Jewish person. Experiment to see how Danny Aiello reacts.

If she is happy, then Natalie decides to continue.

If not, then she apologizes and defends her behavior.

After all, she is only a thirteen-year-old. When the outside world knew about the girl, they only regarded her as a devout believer.

There would not be too much harsh criticism.

But obviously, she made the right bet!

Daniel Aiello's expression at that time can be described as satisfied, not just I was just happy.

Sure enough, my little plan was successful, and it would not arouse the other party's vigilance.

Just when Natalie was planning an opportunity for her to show her face, and she was feeling proud, suddenly a ray of fire flew from a distance, and it was precise. hit her in the eye

"ah!!!"

A miserable howl came from Natalie's mouth.

"Oh my God, Natalie, what's wrong with you?"

My mother Julia, who was driving, was startled and quickly turned her head to look over.

She saw her daughter covering her left eye and howling in pain:"My eyes, Mommy, my eyes hurt!"

Julia stopped the car quickly and hurriedly checked her daughter's eyes.

Not only did she find a red spot on her eyelids, but also a large chunk of her eyebrows.

"Shoot!"

Julia noticed a cigarette butt that fell on the car, picked it up angrily and threw it out, and cursed out the window:

"Fake, that bastard threw cigarette butts and burned my daughter. You damn guys deserve to go to hell!"

"Mommy, I can't open my eyes. Will I be disfigured? I don’t want to be disfigured, wuwuwu, I want to be a big star…"

"Be good Natalie, Mommy will take you to the hospital right now."

Julia quickly started the engine and headed to the hospital. However, just a few steps after she took her daughter's hand and stepped out of the car,

Natalie, who couldn't open her eyes because of the pain, stepped on a teddy bitch next to her. on the soles of Natalie's feet.

The bitch looked back in pain and bit Natalie's calf.

"ah!!!"

Natalie screamed miserably again

"Farke! Get out of here, you stinky dog."

Julia looked back and saw that the bitch was biting her daughter's calf, which made Julia angrily kick her feet.

But after this kick, the teddy bitch refused to let go.

It was at this time that the bitch refused to let go. , the dog owner ran over and hurriedly hugged his dog, finally letting the bitch relax.

"sorry Sorry!"

The dog owner apologized repeatedly and said that the hospital was nearby. No matter what, they would pay for the medical expenses.

Although Julia was very angry, she also knew that now was not the time to get entangled. She took Natalie and the dog owner with her. Went to the hospital.

Came to the emergency room.

The doctor on duty first treated the burn on Natalie's eyelids, and then shaved off one of Natasha's eyebrows to avoid contamination when applying the medicine.

A female nurse He hurried over and said,"Dr. Mark, the rabies vaccine hospital is no longer available."

"What? there is none left? I remember there were two before?" (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Yes, there are two more, but the people in the medicine room just broke them."

"Farke!"

Dr. Mark frowned.

Julia and Natalie beside them heard that there was no rabies vaccine, and their faces instantly turned pale. You must know that rabies has been rampant in the United States for a period of time.

Although they have never seen anyone with rabies What are people like, but just hearing people talk about it makes me feel scary, not to mention Natalie herself was bitten by a dog!

Julia said nervously:"Doctor, what should I do if there is no rabies vaccine? The dog owner said at this time:"

Actually, don't worry. I vaccinate Maggie regularly. She will not have rabies.""

"Shut your stinky mouth! Julia said angrily:"It's all your dog's fault. I don't care whether it has been vaccinated or not. I must get my daughter vaccinated against rabies!""

"Who is this?"

"Our Maggie is well-behaved and will never bite anyone casually. You must have offended her."

The dog owner is not happy. Although Maggie is a dog, she is also her daughter. Naturally, she does not want her daughter to be scolded.

"Shut up! Julia became angry and said:"I will sue you. I will go to the child protection organization. Your dog bit my daughter. You can't even think about it.""

"Okay, I'm going to find someone from the Animal Protection Association too, you're bullying our Maggie!"

The two sides couldn't stop arguing, and Dr. Mark said helplessly to the nurse:"Call the nearby hospital to see if they can get a rabies vaccine."

"Great Dr. Mark."The nurse turned and left.

In the end, Natalie was vaccinated, but it was already more than ten hours later.

It was only a few hours away from the latest 24:00 rabies vaccine.

It took so long because every day Every time someone delivers rabies vaccines, they are inexplicably broken or lost.

The most bizarre one was when it was delivered to Dr. Mark. When he was about to use a syringe to extract the vaccine liquid inside, he was suddenly hit by a dog named Maggie. The female dog bit her.

Dr. Mark was anxious and changed his hands to vaccinate himself.

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Natalie was vaccinated. According to the best time for rabies vaccine injection, it has already passed, but fortunately it was within 24 hours.

No matter Does Maggie's female dog have rabies? At least there is no need to worry about getting sick.

But this also delayed Natalie from going to the crew to film. Moreover, because she was bitten by the dog, her eyebrows were shaved off, and her eyelids were burned, so there was no way to do it for the time being. Shooting.

In fact, it’s not impossible to shoot. Luc Besson has endured a headache and is planning to arrange a scene for the heroine with a broken eye corner, and then put a good-looking band-aid on her.

However, Natalie doesn’t want to go filming at all, she just wants to Have a good rest at home[]

Natalie didn't care at all about the director's anger. It was already difficult for a French director to make it in the United States, and she didn't think this movie would be a hit, nor did she think the director had any future prospects..

So I didn't care at all about Luc Besson's threatening words and told the people from the child protection organization directly. I wanted to recuperate at home.

Due to the child protection organization and the crew, most of the scenes had already been filmed, and there was no way to replace the actors. Luc Besson had to grit his teeth and swallow it.

Natalie, who thought she could have a good rest at home, didn't know what happened.

In the next period of time, she always encountered all kinds of bad luck.

It lasted for more than a week and it still didn't end, which made Natalie start to be afraid. Her mother, Julia, was also afraid and took her daughter to church.

Just after praying devoutly, Natalie was stabbed in the foot by a nail as soon as she came out of the church.

After being sent to the hospital, Julia waited anxiously for the doctor to perform surgery to remove the nail.

Suddenly she remembered something. More than a week ago, her daughter had a conflict with the group of Eastern priests.

Could it be that the other party is using Eastern witchcraft to take revenge?

How else to explain that my daughter has been in constant misfortune during this period.

She fell off the sofa, broke her finger, was bitten by a dog when she went out, her eyelids were burned by cigarette butts, and a large section of her hair was blown off by the hair dryer...

Now... Even when I go out, the soles of my feet will be pierced by a nail.

If this continues, won't he be so unlucky that he gets into a car accident?!

The most unbearable thing for Julia is that her daughter Natalie has started to become weird. She likes to go to the corner to pee, and doesn't like to use a knife and fork to eat, but directly uses her hands... just like a bitch.

With no other choice, Julia had no choice but to look for friends everywhere to get information about those Eastern priests, hoping to apologize in person so that they would withdraw their witchcraft.

Julia looked around for people to ask about the Eastern Priest, and the news that Natalie had been injured due to bad luck for many days began to spread.

Word soon reached Nicolas Cage’s ears.

Originally, Nicolas Cage didn't want to get involved after knowing the whole story.

However, the other party was also a Jew, and upholding the principle of mutual help among Jews in the circle, he had no choice but to contact Dongfang Shengzi, hoping to help resolve the matter.

But that was a week later.

At this time, after receiving a call from Qingxia, Lin Chen was preparing to attend the charity event jointly organized by Qingxia, the Yichen Foundation of the United States, and Deloitte Accounting Firm. press conference.

Zhou Shengnan and other professional accounting and legal teams communicated with the people at the prize redemption center and obtained corresponding tax exemptions.

Donations need to be announced, and the identity of the recipient of the prize in the United States needs to be made public. It is better to hold a charity conference directly in Seattle.

At the same time, good news also came from the Yichen Foundation in Xiangjiang.

After arriving in China, people from the United Nations Children's Protection Organization conducted a drug test on the sugar pills, and after the past performance of this drug in China, due to the research and development It was early and did not obtain the standard license from the GMP organization, which is the International Health and Drug Organization.

However, the United Nations Child Protection Organization still recognized that domestic sugar pills are very effective in combating polio.

Therefore, the United Nations Children's Protection Organization has also decided to conduct in-depth cooperation with the Yichen Foundation, Huamao Group, and Haojiang Lisboa Cultural Tourism Company on the"polio" eradication plan, and the United Nations Children's Protection Organization has endorsed this project. , and at the same time contact poor countries that have joined the United Nations to organize and contact drug donations for them. With the participation of UNICEF, this will also be more effective in providing help to countries in urgent need of sugar pills.

After leaving the mainland, the first stop is the Southeast Asian countries.

As one of the poorest regions in the world, the economy in Southeast Asia cannot be said to be bad, but it cannot be said to be very good. In addition, the rich in the region are mostly getting richer, while the poor are getting poorer.

This also resulted in a very high number of local polio patients.

According to statistics from the United Nations last year, at least tens of millions of children in Southeast Asia were infected with polio, of which no more than 10% could receive effective treatment.

Up to 40% of children are permanently disabled due to poliomyelitis. The remaining children, even if they are cured, are more or less different from normal people..