Gu Changan naturally lived up to the expectations of many powerful people in parallel worlds.
Gu Changan in the light curtain said lightly: "Just now, we reviewed Rebirth: I am Liu Laolao."
"This work is almost a novel that combines all the poisonous points, and it is also well-known in various parallel worlds."
"Poisonous points and reputation, these seem to be two completely opposite terms, but because of a novel called Rebirth: I am Liu Laolao, they are closely linked together."
"Not everyone is suitable for writing such a novel full of poisonous points, just like not everyone is suitable for cultivating immortals."
"And what I am going to review next is some classic cases of novelists abusing ancient poems without knowing ancient poems."
……
X.
When Gu Changan mentioned ancient poems, netizens immediately had good ideas.
These netizens commented: "Some authors express emotions just for the sake of expressing emotions, without understanding the meaning at all."
"In a romantic novel, there is a description of a dream of an iron horse and an ice river. The protagonist of the author's writing said to the heroine, the iron horse is you, the ice river is you, and you are all in the dream. What the hell is this? The words are completely inadequate to express the meaning."
"Also, in a modern urban novel, there is such a description: Don't talk, the president has pain syndrome, once the pain starts , 1.8 meters tall, directly shrunk to 185 centimeters. ”
“I just want to say, Iron Horse is you, Ice River is also you, these uneducated authors, why don’t they write, sharpening knives to pigs and sheep, pigs are you, sheep are also you, hahaha.”
“The above, hahaha, you are really interesting, are you going to kill the heroine, and pigs and sheep are all you, why kill them? Eat them?”
When Gu Changan started to count again, netizens couldn’t stop talking, and talked endlessly.
However, Gu Changan was not idle, but continued:
"Ahem..."
"This is an ancient immortal cultivation article."
"Everyone, take a look at how the author describes the death of parents."
"However, this time the description of the death of parents is not revenge for the murder of the father, which has been reviewed, and now I am reviewing another kind that you have not seen before."
"..."
"Background: The protagonist's parents died."
"The male protagonist asked the female protagonist: Come to think of it, female protagonist, how did you summon these two donors?"
"In response, the female protagonist replied: They are my parents. It is not normal for them to appear here?"
"Another male protagonist carefully probed: But, as far as I know, your parents have already..."
"Well, they have indeed died once. The female protagonist continued: I thought I would never see them again."
"But on Mount Emei, between me and thoseWhen the masters were fighting, they suddenly realized something. "
"Since my parents can give birth to me, there is no reason for me to give birth to my parents."
"So, I gave birth to them both in this way."
"The male protagonists' three views were shattered. ”
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It’s not just the three views of these male protagonists that have been severely impacted.
Even the netizens who were watching all this across the screen felt that they were in a bad mood.
Damn, didn’t this author think about it before writing this paragraph?
What the hell, how dare you write it blindly.
Your parents gave birth to you, and by the same token, you can also give birth to your parents?
This sentence seems to make sense, but in fact, it is completely nonsense.
What kind of perverse theory is this, there is no logic at all.
Netizens on X complained: "I strongly suspect that the author who wrote this paragraph about me giving birth to my parents is not a human being at all. It is impossible to guess what this author is."
"In our natural world, which kind of creature is not born by its own parents? How can you give birth to your own parents? Do you think you are a jellyfish? "
"Jellyfish are said to be immortal, and their cells are updated and iterated every day, but can your cells be rejuvenated?"
"After reading this kind of novel, I feel that my IQ has been lowered by several levels. Let's check the name of this novel. Let's find the author and ask her face to face whether she can give birth to her own parents. If she can't, let her change this sentence."
The netizens on Kuaishou couldn't help but complain.
These netizens, one by one, watch Gu Changan's short videos every day, and they can be regarded as people who have seen the world.
However, when such a paragraph written by such a novel author appeared in front of them, they still felt that they had greatly overestimated the upper limit of some people.
"This guy, is he still in kindergarten? How come he doesn't even know the most basic biology? But if the author graduated from kindergarten, but he can write so many Chinese characters, what is going on in his mind? "[]
"My parents can give birth to me, so it's the same reason, you suddenly understand it, at first glance, it seems like 383, but if you think about it carefully, it is simply lowering the IQ of readers."
"I thought that Rebirth: I am Liu Laolao was enough to make people's worldview explode, but the author who gave birth to my parents and could write such a novel paragraph destroyed my worldview."
"The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation is more brain-dead than the previous one. Can't they have a little bit of normality?Author? What a lousy author, his brain is full of mush every day.
On the Internet, "My parents can give birth to me, so there is no reason why I can't give birth to my parents." This sentence has become popular on half of the Internet.
And the ethereal powers who are high above the clouds are also hotly discussing this.
These powers sighed and said, "Even if we are already immortal kings and have long exceeded the scope of ordinary creatures, we can't do this."
"I have only heard that descendants can return to their ancestors, but I have never heard that descendants can give birth to their ancestors. What's more, in this novel, there is only the heroine, and no one is paired with her. How did she give birth to her own parents? This is full of unreasonable places. ”
“Even a strong man like Emperor Huang Tian who is above the level of the Dao of Sacrifice should not be able to do this. This is simply not something that the creatures of our Ten Thousand Worlds can do. The author’s brain is seriously ill.”
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