"For example, some novels where the protagonist is a cute baby."
"For example: a three-year-old prince, in the palace, plays all the ministers and the emperor around."
"In urban novels, three-year-old children can make their parents rich by speculating in stocks."
"The novel I want to talk about is not about the protagonist being a three-year-old child. The protagonist here is just a baby."
...
The world of Naruto.
Kakashi frowned and said, "The male protagonist is three years old, or even younger? What can a character of this age do as the protagonist?"
"First of all, the IQ is not enough. Secondly, some children with late intellectual development cannot speak at the age of three. Their understanding of the world only stays at home. They don't have a worldview at all. What's more, their physical strength is not up to standard."
"What can a protagonist of this age do? No novel author would write a three-year-old child as awesome, right? This is completely unreasonable and completely deviates from scientific facts."
Kakashi, the fifth generation of Naruto, is very dissatisfied with this.
When Kakashi patrols the village, he often teaches the new generation of children to be honest and trustworthy, to be a good person, to do things in a law-abiding manner, and never to do anything whimsical.
But, in the light curtain in the sky, the author who was about to be counted actually used a three-year-old child as the protagonist?
No matter how awesome a three-year-old child is, he can't be better than an ordinary adult.
He can't even speak a complete sentence. What can a child of this age do even if he is a protagonist?
At this moment, Uchiha Sasuke came over.
Sasuke looked at the moon in the sky.
Sasuke understood that there was no moon on this planet. It was only because some powerful people used the ultimate move like Chibaku Tensei that there was a moon.
Sasuke turned around and said to Kakashi: "A three-year-old child may be able to fight."
"White Zetsu, born to Kaguya Otsutsuki, inherited her mother Kaguya's abilities when she was born."
"Also, Otsutsuki Hagoromo and Otsutsuki Hamura, who were born earlier than Kaguya, were also extremely intelligent when they were born, and there was no transitional stage in between."
"There are still many things in this world that we don't know, so don't laugh at those authors easily. The reason you laugh at others is just that your cognition limits yourself."
Hearing this, Kakashi stopped talking.
……
X on.
"Now many online authors use three-year-old children as protagonists."
"Three-year-old children can call the wind and rain? Can they make a living by investing in stocks? Can they do everything?"
"Do you think three-year-old children are all Sun Wukong, who know everything when they are born.”
On X, a few years ago, novels about three-year-olds were very popular.
Some online novel authors are so outrageous that they don’t start writing from the age of three, but from the womb.
Netizens discussed: “At the age of three, Zhu Yuanzhang is my grandfather, and he passed the throne to me.”
“At the age of three, I stole my parents’ money to speculate in stocks. My parents asked me where the 100 million came from and called the police to arrest me.” (To read exciting novels, go to Flylu Novel Network!)
“It’s also a three-year-old child, driving his father’s machine and running wildly on the highway. Rather than saying that the protagonist is the father with a low sense of presence, it’s better to say that the protagonist is this three-year-old child. He met the traffic police and was stopped by the security bureau. And so on, constantly revealing new functions of the mecha. ”
“There are also novels about three-year-old county magistrates and three-year-old child marriages…”
“They are only three years old. Even if you are reborn as a three-year-old child with complete memories of your past life, your physical abilities cannot allow you to do those incredible things. ”
Netizens on X know very well that in the online novel world, there are too many similar cute baby stories.
If such a super-powerful three-year-old child is written in a fantasy background, it would not be so out of place.
However, this kind of three-year-old protagonist often exists in an urban background, and what they want is contrast and attention.
And what, three-year-old Xiu'er, let Zhu Yuanzhang's jade seal crack a walnut? The three-year-old boy stock god, through stock speculation, made his parents achieve financial freedom...
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This kind of three-year-old protagonist is particularly out of place in the background framework of historical and urban texts.
They are not the same kind of stuff at all, but they have to force themselves together.
"After reading Gu Changan's inventory, I find more and more that some online novel authors nowadays are completely brainless. ”
“When those online novel authors write novels, they don’t follow the normal way, but the way to attract attention.”
“Do you still remember the Los Angeles First People’s Hospital and the purple river placenta everywhere? These authors write novels on the Internet to poison our eyes. Hateful! So hateful!”
When the netizen heard that the name was too long, someone would read it along, and added: “There are also those brain-dead novels such as 7.5 billion treasures in one birth and I am a big boss on Blue Star. Just seeing the name of such a novel makes me feel that my IQ is a bit low, not to mention reading it myself. If you read the content, you will not be able to sleep for three days and three nights, and you will be disgusted.”
“I remember that there was a novel with a protagonist named Ye Huan. It was an urban novel. The protagonist’s wife kept giving birth in the hospital for seven years. The whole hospital was full of Ye Huan’s children. Oh my god, this Ye Huan got his wife, Could it be the queen of the ant tribe? Otherwise, how can she be so fertile? "
"Now, giving birth is not enough, right? You have to write about how invincible a three-year-old child is. You can't do anything to the mother, so you just do something to the child. This will only make people feel extremely disgusting! Extremely disgusting!"
...
Fighting the world.
Xiao Yan looked at the short video on the screen and muttered to himself: "A three-year-old invincible article?"
"When I was three years old, I didn't even know what fighting spirit was. How can a person who can't even recognize all the words be invincible?"
"The person who wrote this kind of three-year-old invincible novel must have never seen the world, otherwise, how could such a brainless novel be written? It shouldn't exist at all! ”
After becoming Doudi, Xiao Yan also saw many different races.
Xiao Yan also saw many races that were more talented than humans..
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