"Moreover, my stomachs and those of my brothers and sisters have swelled very fast, almost overnight, and our stomachs have grown to the point that they are about to give birth. "
Again, you think something is funny, but in fact, it's just your own cognition that limits your imagination. "
Hearing this, Tang Seng said Amitabha.
In Tang Seng's view, his big apprentice has already had a deep cultivation in Buddhism.
It is not in vain to learn scriptures from the west along the way, and he teaches Sun Wukong in every way.
Tang Seng clasped his hands together and said a Buddhist principle:
"Others hate, I don't hate, others laugh, I don't laugh. "
"The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it. "
"The emotions we have, such emotions as joy, sorrow, jealousy, and hatred, are the result of very little knowledge of us. "
"Everything under this heaven has another side, there is no absolute justice, and there is no absolute darkness. "
This can be explained by dialectical thinking, why there is no such thing as absolute justice. If absolute justice emerges, then how can people know that what they have is justice? Without darkness, justice cannot be defined. "
"At the foot of Lingshan, there is a golden-winged Dapeng bird doing evil there, which is such a truth. "
"It is precisely because the Golden-winged Dapeng Bird is more evil that it highlights that Lingshan is the Western Elysium. "
Since being asked by Zhu Bajie, Tang Seng has been studying Buddhism.
This is also the result of Tang Seng's hard research over the past few days.
......
In various parallel worlds, Gu Changan's figure has emerged.
"In some of the novels we've seen, there are always some authors who like to engage in nonsense literature. "
"It's something that can be said clearly in one sentence, but in the eyes of some authors, they just don't finish it in one sentence. "
"As readers, when we see these nonsense literary works, if we can figure out how to say these nonsense, in fact, this represents the improvement of our emotional intelligence. "
"From a certain point of view, the more a person can quietly talk nonsense, the higher the emotional intelligence of the person!"
"In the mundane world, some government errand workers, and office workers in companies, every person who can be in a high position of power, if you carefully analyze their words, you will find that what these people say is all nonsense literature. "
"Nonsense literature not only exists in novels, but also widely penetrates into our daily life, whenever we encounter a situation where we don't want to answer, but have to answer, at this time, nonsense literature can be put in handy. "
......
X.
Many netizens thought so.
After a careful fan, what Gu Changan said is true.
As long as they are in the Blue Star, people who can be in a high position are all the masters of nonsense literature.
Whether it is the director of a state-owned enterprise, or the official officer, or when the news media interviews the company's representatives.
As long as their status reaches a certain level, they will not talk nonsense literature at all, and they will not be able to reach that height at all.
"The host finally has to take stock of some authors who are useful in our real life. "
"The author that the host wants to take stock of can't be the author of Houheixue, right?"
"I wonder if it should be the author, and he is the only one who is the most accomplished in this area. "
"This time, we ordinary people can listen patiently, but some of the great powers who have already embarked on the path of cultivating immortals don't need to listen, this is of no use to those great powers at all. "
......
In the light curtain, Gu Changan paused and said: "Just like this sentence, there are two jujube trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree. "
And this sentence, the latest scientific research has found that fertility is related to genetics, if your parents do not have children, then, you should not have children. "
There is also an author who posted a picture of a leaf in the comment area, asking readers where the stalk is? No one answered correctly, and then the author circled the position of the stalk at the end of the leaf. "
"There is simply not too much nonsense literature like this. "
"We can often hear that if you want to solve a key problem, you have to grasp the key to the problem, so when the problem comes, how to grasp the key? This requires all of you to think about where the key point of the problem is. "
"Experts say that boiled water cannot be drunk because of hot mouth. "
"Some experts say that you can walk with your left foot and then your right foot. "
"There is also a more philosophical one: the bigger the fish, the bigger the bones. The larger the bones, the less flesh there is. The less flesh there is, the smaller the fish...... So, the bigger the fish, the smaller the fish. "
......
Looking at Gu Changan's inventory, netizens on X laughed happily.
In these years, there are more literate people, and it is very rare to be able to make people laugh. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Netizens watch these short videos and don't know how many times they have laughed.
"Well, an author who can write nonsense literature is definitely either rich or expensive!"
"And those who can't write nonsense literature, or can't tell nonsense, this kind of person often won't achieve very much!"
"Our Moutai sells so well and the price is so expensive, because we don't like one and two two, we like to engage in ambiguity, and through this ambiguity to lower the standard and bring interpersonal relationships closer. "
"And among our ancient philosophers, there was a classic nonsense......"
"Zi is not a fish, the joy of Anzhi fish...... The son is not me, and I know that I don't know the joy of fish...... The son is not me, I know whether I know you know the joy of fish. "
"In our modern (money) parlance, this is a paradox of color blindness, where the colors in everyone's eyes are different, but later they are defined as various colors. "
......
The powerhouses of the heavens and all the worlds were furious.
A powerful person who can destroy the world stood up and said: "Host, you disrespect us so much?"
"Why don't we know that we don't like the authors of those nonsense literature?
"As long as you are alive, who doesn't have interpersonal relationships? Learning a little nonsense literature is also very useful for us powerful people. "
"Hurry up and take stock of the authors who are best at writing nonsense literature, let's listen patiently here, be quick!"
Emperor Huangtian also looked at the light curtain seriously.
As he became an existence above the sacrificial path, the Emperor of the Wasteland felt more and more the importance of nonsense literature. []
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