Bai Xiaochun heard the praise of his children, and he was also very useful.

Bai Xiaochun opened his mouth to judge: "You see, like Emperor Desolate Heaven, Emperor Chu Tian, Emperor Ye Tian, as well as Mu Chen in the Dominating World, and Xiao Yan Doudi in the Dou Po World......

"These strong men, who of them has written a novel when he was mortal? No, there is no one!"

"Only me, Bai Xiaochun, wrote an autobiography of a high-ranking official when I was not yet an immortal, and it was also because of this novel that I formed an interesting relationship with the high-ranking officials. "

"They don't know how hard it is to write a novel! Only I know! Therefore, whether I am an immortal or not, I will not trouble the authors, even if they write it very outrageously. "

Through Gu Changan's inventory, in various parallel worlds, a bloody storm of killing brainless and uneducated authors was launched.

Almost all the top powerhouses began to act, but Bai Xiaochun did not move.

Kill Mo didn't move, they didn't want to mix the sewage from the jar.

......

Fight the world.

Xiao Yan looked at the novel in his hand and was furious.

Nowadays, in the mundane world, there are many biographical novels that write their own.

Originally, Xiao Yan was also extremely happy, who doesn't want to be famous through the ages, and novels are the best medium.

Those emperors in ancient times, each of them wanted to go down in history, but in the end, those emperors were not as well-known as an author, a poet, a painter, and a lyricist.

However, when Xiao Yan looked at an adapted novel about himself, he immediately became angry.

Because, in this novel, it is written that he was born from nine mothers.

Every mother, when she is pregnant, is pregnant with only a fire.

Some are Qinglian Earth Heart Fire, some are Emperor Fire, and some are other types of flames.

These nine mothers, who gave birth on the same day, and then gave birth to the flame, together make up the protagonist?

Originally, Xiao Yan didn't want to kill him, but writing himself like this, this is simply outrageous, outrageous and outrageous!

Xiao Yan's figure flashed, and he found this author.

Xiao Yan asked the other party why he wrote such an outrageous plot.

The author said helplessly: "Alas, it's not my fault, if you want to blame, you can only blame this eye-catching era." "

"I thought to myself that I had some writing, but no matter how good the writing is, it's useless!

"What everyone is looking at now is eyeballs! Whoever can attract eyeballs will have better book sales! There are people who are more outrageous than me! Why don't you go to them and come to me?"

Although Xiao Yan also knows that in this eye-catching era, ordinary readers can only go with the flow.

However, when he thought of the ridiculous things that the other party had done, Xiao Yan still couldn't help it, and accidentally pinched the other party to death.

If you pinch it to death, you will pinch it to death!

It's as easy as pinching an ant to death!

......

In the various parallel worlds, on the light curtain, Gu Changan's figure reappeared.

Gu Changan said lightly: "This is a crossing text. "

"The male protagonist crossed with his roommate, and the male protagonist wore it to the body of a county king, but he didn't know where his roommate was wearing, so he sent someone to post a notice on the city gate and wrote a poem, and the notice said that if he could recruit as a strategist immediately for the upper and lower bureaus!"

"That poem is ......"

"Odd and even don't change. "

......

X.

Netizens commented: "I have to say that this traverser still has some brains. "

"If it weren't for the same traverser, it would be impossible to make the second half of the sentence that is strange and unchanging, by the way, what is the second half of the sentence?"

It seems that if you are the protagonist's roommate, the protagonist will not be able to reunite with you in this life!"

"Hahaha, if you don't have culture, you may not be able to recognize each other. "

......

The host was on the light curtain and continued to take stock:

"The heroine was turned into an old sow by the evil female partner and locked up in a cell. "

"The female partner has become the appearance of the female protagonist and goes to hook up with the male protagonist. "

"One day, ten male protagonists (yes, ten) passed by the cell, and at a glance they saw the old sow in the cell, and felt that there was all kinds of tenderness surging in their hearts. "

"So, these ten male protagonists entered the cell, and kept caring about the female pig's horns, among which the medical skills were relatively good, and they also personally checked the pulse ......of the heroine!

"The female protagonist is also very anxious when she becomes a pig, and she keeps making pig noises to communicate with the male protagonists......"

"I don't know how, the communication was successful, perhaps, this is the legendary true love. "

"Only true love can transcend the barriers of species, and in this case, ignore the language barrier. "

......

X, netizens carefully brushed this short video.

Netizen I asked Qingtian, Qingtian laughed at me and said: "Have you found it, the joke in this is not that the ten male protagonists can communicate with the female protagonist, the laughter is that the female protagonist is pregnant!"

Netizens took stock of Zhutiandao: "Don't say it, I already have that kind of picture in my mind, everyone is ridiculing the female pig horn on the Internet, and someone really wrote it, and the heroine really became a female pig horn, hahaha, I can't laugh anymore!"

What do netizens call you: "The heroine was turned into an old sow by the female partner, and she can still get pregnant, doesn't that mean that among these male protagonists, there has already been one person who has done that kind of thing to an old sow? ha, maybe, it's not just a male protagonist!"

The monkey in the lotus pond of netizens said: "This kind of novel passage, shouldn't it be written by netizens in Curry Country? Only the people in Curry Country will not let go of even lizards, let alone old sows, alas, (Zhao De's) What kind of strange brain circuit is this!"

... Cold...

The powerhouses of the heavens and all worlds, after seeing this fragment, their brains were buzzing.

Heroine? Oh no, the horns of the pig?

The ridicule of readers before has now been written into a novel by a novel author?

However, readers ridiculed and ridiculed, if it was really written like this, it would seem, how could it feel so disgusting! (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

The male protagonist is in love with an old sow, and he can communicate normally, that's all, this old sow is actually pregnant!

Although I know that this old sow is an evil female ration, it seems, how do you look at it, how do you feel nauseous and vomiting, and feel extremely disgusted!

"I'm a good girl, and now these authors, one by one, are all drawing inspiration from us. "

"They write whatever we discuss!

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