People are doing comprehensive martial arts, but the system is too fancy

Lei Chun narrowed his eyes and asked tentatively:

"Sir, do you feel that there are too few beauties in your three palaces and six courtyards, so you want to take advantage of the beauty nest in Yaochi Cave Heaven?"

Faced with Lei Chun's question, Li Yuanying would definitely not admit it.

But this time, before he could refute, a rebuttal came from outside the courtyard.

"Nonsense! Chun'er, don't wrongly accuse His Majesty like this."

While speaking, Shangguan Wan'er slowly walked in from outside the courtyard.

"Oh, what's your opinion, Sister Wan'er? Chun'er would like to hear it in detail."

Shangguan Wan'er walked slowly to the two of them, and then explained in a serious manner:.

"His Majesty is not greedy for women, he is clearly just worried that the group of demon women in Yaochi will run away and cause trouble in the world, so he resolutely wants to feed the demons with his body. As for the process of feeding the demons with his body, he also provides a safe haven for these demon women, and he just wants to influence them."

Listening to this explanation, Lei Chun was dumbfounded.

No wonder Sister Wan'er can be a personal secretary for the young master!

This ability to confuse right and wrong is really admirable!

Immediately, Lei Chun also nodded and echoed:

"So that's it! Your Majesty actually has such great sentiments, which really moved me to my core... Your Majesty, do you think Chun'er learned what she said?" After saying that, she did not forget to wink at Li Yuanying.

"You two flatterers, stop being so weird to me."

Li Yuanying was furious and glared at Shangguan Wan'er.

"I think you deserve to be punished. You are actually trying to lead Lei Chun astray! Why don't you just say that I am lustful? I have never intended to hide this purpose."

Faced with two smart and understanding women, Li Yuanying simply did not try to hide the little thoughts in his heart.

Because no matter how well he concealed it, they would eventually see through it.

In that case, he might as well just lie down!

I am a LSP, what's wrong with that?

"Hehe, isn't it that Nunu is asking for a good beating?" Shangguan Wan'er laughed foolishly.

Huh? Whose cat is meowing?

Li Yuanying straightened his back unconsciously, feeling that he might sleep very late tonight.

"By the way, Wan'er, why did you come back so early today? Usually at this time, aren't you still discussing poetry and songs with Eighth Aunt?"

"Aunt Qingzhao went to the cave world of the headquarters of the human world, saying that she wanted to go to see Master Li and her sister to reminisce about the past..." Shangguan Wan'er replied.

"See Ninth Aunt? What's so good about seeing them? In my opinion, she is 98% likely to go to the headquarters of the human world to find a man, right? Tell me, who is she interested in now?" Li Yuanying was a little curious.

"I can't say." Shangguan Wan'er looked a little conflicted and tangled.

"What do you mean you can't tell?"

"It's just... Aunt QingzhaoAunt Qingzhao thinks that Master Wuhen is pretty good-looking."

"That mysophobic guy? Then what?"

"Xiao Qiushui's temperament is also very pleasing, and Aunt Qingzhao admires him very much."

"That's an old cow eating young grass! ——Wait! Could she be interested in two of them?" Li Yuanying's expression suddenly became serious.

As we all know, a car can be parked in different parking garages, but a parking garage cannot park two cars at the same time.

Unless there are some gifted parking spaces, or two cars are stacked together...

Fuck! There is already a picture in my mind, it's far from it!

"Not only that! In fact, Duan Yun, Zi Yi Hou, Bai Yi Ren, Ye Gucheng, Yuan Suiyun, Lu Xiaofeng, Hua Manlou, Yan Shisan, Chu Liuxiang, Ye Di, she is also very satisfied. "Shangguan Wan'er called out a series of names.

After hearing this answer, Li Yuanying felt dizzy.

Good fellow! This guy is even more philandering than himself! He actually wants to catch Ye Di, Chu Liuxiang, Lu Xiaofeng, Hua Manlou, three generations of master and apprentice, in one fell swoop.

But it seems, maybe, possibly... I don't have a good position to blame Ba Gu?

After all, people from the same family are alike, and everyone is a philandering pig's hoof!

Li Qingzhao is a beauty lover, can Li Yuanying be much better?

If he were to face girls like Huang Rong, Li Hanyi, and Qianqian, wouldn't he also want to catch them all in one fell swoop?

"Hehe, just tell me the result. ”

Li Yuanying supported his forehead and began to prepare himself mentally.

He was already thinking about how to explain to the old man when he returned.

Grandpa, good news! You are going to have a grandson.

Bad news, we don’t know whose the child is yet….

“Ye Gucheng, Zi Yi Hou, Bai Yi Ren, Yan Shisan and others directly rejected Aunt Qingzhao’s confession, saying that they only wanted swords as companions and had no intention of forming a partner with the opposite sex.”

“Not surprising! A bunch of crazy people practicing swords, how could they have room for women in their eyes? "Li Yuanying breathed a sigh of relief.

Good rejection!

However, given the personalities of swordsmen like Ye Gucheng, it is normal for them to reject Bagu's confession.

I guess when these sword madmen see beautiful women, they should think more about where the opponent should start to chop, so that they can cut a smooth cut like a watermelon, right?

"Then there are Duan Yun, Lu Xiaofeng, Hua Manlou and others. Originally, these people admired Aunt Qingzhao's talent and almost fell in love at first sight." Shangguan Wan'er continued.

"Oh, then what?"

"But when they knew that she was your majesty's aunt, they all ran away in a panic. Well, Lu Xiaofeng ran the fastest among them, and he even lost a shoe. "

"...... "Li Yuanying was silent.

No! What do these guys think of themselves? A scourge?

Just because Ba Gu is related to them, they were frightened and fled?

"What's wrong with this?"

"Maybe they don't have the courage to be your uncle! After all, if they surpass you in status, it means facing the joint stranglehold of Ye Gucheng, Ximen Chuxue, Yan Shisan and other swordsmen." Lei Chun whispered at the right time.

"Yes!" Li Yuanying suddenly realized.

I am the number one prodigy in swordsmanship!

Such as Ye Gucheng, Ximen Chuxue, and even Dugu Qiubai and Murong Longcheng, which swordsman does not regard me as the ultimate challenge target?

But if someone marries my eighth aunt, wouldn't it suppress him in status and suppress other swordsmen masters?

Would they be happy with this kind of thing?

It's like a woman marrying a male star.

What can his fans do? Cut off your head!

Huh? ! !

So after all this time, giegie turned out to be me?

But to be honest, it feels great to have an 'external brain' like Lei Chun by my side.

At least in the past, when faced with such strange questions, Li Yuanying had to think for a long time before he could figure out the key.

"Since the men in the organization rejected Ba Gu's confession, why did she continue to go to Renzhidongtian today?"

Li Yuanying remained curious and continued to ask.

"Because... Aunt Qingzhao was rejected by many men recently, which made her heartbroken, and then she was inspired to write poems and wrote several masterpieces in succession, so..." Shangguan Wan'er said this, slightly embarrassed and avoided her head.

"So she took those poems and went to mock Jiu Gu's ignorance?" Li Yuanying made an inference.

"Yes." Shangguan Wan'er nodded.

Li Yuanying was a bit confused. What's wrong with this?

Are all these literati a bit mean-spirited?

Bad news! Bagu confessed to several men and was rejected by all of them.

Good news! After being rejected, Bagu was inspired to write several masterpieces.

Isn't this the same as Taylor Swift writing a song by hand in two parts?

Oh, at least her relationship started, but Bagu's was over before it even started.

After thinking about it carefully, Li Yuanying finally made a suggestion:

"Then you can introduce her to a few more people when you have nothing to do in the future! But don't let the two of them have a successful relationship. Since Bagu has such a good talent, it would be a pity if she didn't write more amazing poems."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah~ I think so too."

Shangguan Wan'er couldn't agree more.

What's a broken heart?

That is, you can't lock Li Qingzhao in a dark room to write poetry.

Otherwise, Shangguan Wan'er would whip her with a whip and urge her to write a hundred poems!

After sensing the dissipation of Shangguan Wan'er's inner emotions, Li Yuanying was speechless for a moment.

Good fellow! You are the one who urged me to write more poems, right? Fortunately, I quit the literary world early!

In this regard, Li Yuanying did not criticize Shangguan Wan'er for having such an idea.

Because - in fact, he had considered whether to lock up Li Bai, the sixth uncle, in a small dark room and give him a set of electric shock treatment to force him to write hundreds more poems.

If Wan'er succeeded in the plan of destroying the update of the eighth aunt, Li Yuanying would not mind sending her to deal with the sixth uncle.

Alas, I have paid too much for the literary world!

Just then, Li Yuanying felt a slight heat induction from the underworld token on his waist.

After receiving the message from the token, he immediately raised his hand and opened a cave passage.

At the other end of the passage, Yagyu Tajima-no-kami stumbled over.

"Master Yuanying, something terrible has happened! Something terrible has happened."

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"What's the matter?" Li Yuanying looked calm, but he instantly guessed a possibility in his heart.

"The whole of Japan has been slaughtered and sacrificed by the old demon Chiyou in the Blood Sea Cave Heaven! Nearly 90% of the creatures on the island have been turned into the blood of the Blood Sea Cave Heaven."

"90%? How come... ahem, I mean, please accept my condolences."

"Master, what do I want to express my condolences for? Before this, my wife, daughter, clansmen and subordinates were all taken out of the island by you without any loss. Speaking of which, I have to thank you for your great kindness!" After saying that, Yagyu Tajima-no-kami kowtowed repeatedly with a grateful look on his face.

"Since this matter has nothing to do with you, why did you send a message to me?" Li Yuanying looked slightly unhappy.

He could feel that this guy really didn't regard the people on the island as his own people.

Japan was bloodbathed by the remnant soul of Chi You, why did he feel that he was more gloating than himself?

Tsk~ What a cheap skin!

But to be honest, Li Yuanying didn't actually regard the uncivilized and barbaric monkeys on the island as his own kind.

Let's just do the blood sacrifice! Anyway, the remnant soul of Chi You is fully responsible for this matter, and he can't bear the blame.

"Well, I came to see you this time because the task that the young master asked me to unify Japan was impossible to carry out now. So I want to ask the young master if you have any other tasks that you need to tell me to complete." Yagyu Tajima no Kami still asked respectfully.

"Why don't you lead your men to attack Tongtian Mountain and test its depth?" Li Yuanying suggested sincerely.

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"Sir, how about I perform seppuku for you?"

Yagyu Tajima no Kami was ashamed, so he had to grit his teeth and prepare to commit seppuku.

Let him attack Tongtian Mountain? It would be better to die seppuku quickly.

"No, no, no, I'm just kidding. How about this, youJust go to the Imperial City of Daming and be a gatekeeper at Zuixianlou! Anyway, your two daughters are also in charge there now. ”

Li Yuanying thought about it and finally decided to send Liu Sheng Tajima no Kami to Zuixianlou.

Although Zuixianlou now has several main people in charge.

But they are all women after all, and many rough skills are not suitable for them to do by themselves.

At least Li Yuanying does not want to see Liu Sheng Piaoxu and Xue Ji sisters become like Yaoyue in the future.

Crushing other people's heads at every turn, splattering brains everywhere.

You know, if she can crush a man's big head today, she can crush his small head tomorrow.

When Li Yuanying occasionally met with Yaoyue in private, he was afraid that the other party would do this to him.

So it is better to send Liu Sheng Tajima no Kami over and let him be a ruthless skull crushing machine.

"Yes, I obey your command. ”

Yagyu Tajima no Kami was overjoyed when he heard the assignment.

It’s a good job to work in the Ming Dynasty!

Now that the Iron-hearted Marquis Zhu Wusi has successfully ascended the throne and become the emperor, he might be able to live a more respectable life if he goes there to take charge.

“Okay, it seems that someone from the Bianjing Imperial City is about to arrive, so the three of you should also leave together. ”

Li Yuanying looked at the direction of the imperial city, raised his hand, and sent the three people back to the human cave.

As for whether the three people will continue to stay in the human cave or return to the territory of the Ming Dynasty through the human cave, that is not a problem he needs to consider.

After sending the three people away, not long after, a figure in the distance quickly floated down.

The person who came was Chen Yuanyuan, the stunning witch of the White Lotus Sect.

"I heard that the emperor of the Ming Dynasty died suddenly, and Zhu Wusi, the Iron-hearted God Marquis, ascended the throne and became the emperor. Could this be the work of your underworld organization?" Chen Yuanyuan asked directly after meeting Li Yuanying.

"Is it done?" Li Yuanying did not answer directly, but asked with his eyes closed.

"What?" Chen Yuanyuan was stunned.

"Bang!!! "Li Yuanying slammed the table.

"I'm asking you if the order you were given has been completed. Chen Yuanyuan, make sure you understand your identity. We are not partners, but superiors and subordinates."

"If you think that manipulating a puppet like Zhao Ji can only be solved by you, a witch of the White Lotus Sect, then I don't mind changing someone else to complete this task."

When he said this, Li Yuanying's tone was filled with ruthless coldness and murderous intent.

After noticing the difference in Li Yuanying's tone, Chen Yuanyuan suddenly realized that although the man in front of her would smile at her on weekdays.

But if you don't take the task assigned by the other party seriously and don't do your duty as a subordinate.

Then what will be waiting for you is definitely not tolerance and good words.