Siheyuan: Gold medal reporter, exposing scandals about animals

"ah! good! good!"

"They are all excellent news materials!"

"Thank you so much, He Yuzhu!"

"Thank you for accepting my interview!"

"Thank you for being so honest and saying what you really think."

When He Yuzhu came back to his senses, he saw that Sima Yi had packed his things and was looking at him with a joking expression. Looking at the expression on Sima Yi's face and recalling what he had just said, He Yuzhu suddenly felt as if he had fallen into an ice cellar..

He simply couldn’t imagine what kind of sensation it would cause when what he just said was published in the newspaper by Sima Yi.

He thought that he was just an infatuated man who was in love with his goddess.

He didn’t steal or rob, and he didn’t steal or rob. It didn't hinder the dog reporter.

Why could this dog reporter just get in trouble with him and hold on to his tail?

Thinking of this, He Yuzhu was so angry that his whole body trembled.

He stared with blood-red eyes and hissed. Said:"Sima Yi!"

"You bastard!"

"Dog thief!"

"From now on you will give birth to a child without an asshole!"

"I, He Yuzhu, provoked you!"

"You've been having trouble with me all day!"

Sima Yi pretended to be helpless and shook his shoulders:"He Yuzhu, look at what you said."

"Weren't you very cooperative with my interview just now? Why did you treat me like this in the blink of an eye?"

"If you find it difficult to speak, you can choose not to speak."

"It's obvious that you can't control your mouth, but you're blaming me?"

"I don’t think I put a knife to your neck to force you to talk, right?"

Sima Yi's words made He Yuzhu speechless for a while.

Yes, this dog is just asking questions.

It's his own mouth that keeps saying it uncontrollably.

Can you blame others for this? Do you want to blame him? He can only blame himself!

He Yuzhu couldn't help but raise his wet hand and slapped himself hard on the face.

"Bad mouth! Bad mouth!"

"It’s all this bad mouth!"

"I've raised you in vain, you don't listen to my orders and you're talking nonsense here!"

He Yuzhu, who was in a state of rage, was not slapped very harshly.

His cheeks were soon red and swollen from the slap.

Xiao Dang, who was huddled in the room, was stunned.

This licking of a dog was really Is your brain abnormal?

Just now you kept saying that you are willing, second brother, and now you are slapping yourself?

Huaihua shrank into Xiaodang's arms in fear, raised her head and asked Xiaodang:"Sister, what's wrong with Silly Zhu?" Already?"

"Why did he slap himself?"

"Doesn't he feel pain?"

Xiao Dang was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and said to Sophora japonica:"It shouldn't hurt."

"Licking a dog, you have thicker skin than anything else"

"It doesn't matter if you get slapped or scratched a few times."

"It doesn't hurt!"

After hearing this, Huaihua nodded in understanding.

In her mind, there was one more description of dog licking.

That is, dog licking is a thing as thick-skinned as a city wall, and being slapped is nothing. It hurts. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

As for Sima Yi, when he saw He Yuzhu slapping him crazily, he immediately took out his camera and took several pictures.

The sound of the camera clicking clicked immediately. This made He Yuzhu stop what he was doing.

He stared at Sima Yi with disbelief.

This dog reporter even brought a camera!

All his ugly behavior just now was caught by this dog reporter!

What if this happened ? If the newspaper is published, wouldn't it mean that everyone can easily recognize him when he walks on the street?

He Yuzhu's mentality suddenly collapsed, and he yelled at Sima Yi:"Ah! Sima Yi!"

"You dog reporter! I am going to kill you!"

He Yuzhu struggled to get up.

At this time, he was dominated by anger and completely forgot about the huge gap in combat power between himself and Sima Yi.

Now he only thinks about one thing, which is to give this dog reporter a good beating..

Let him still dare to shoot randomly.

It's a pity that the severe pain from the wound prevented him from getting up at all.

His anger was destined to be the same as before, just incompetent rage.

Seeing He Yuzhu's appearance, Sima Yi shook his head with a relaxed expression and said:"Tsk, tsk, tsk, He Yuzhu!"[]

"I said why are you doing this?"

"You don’t know what your situation is now?"

"I assume you still have stitches in your waist?"

"Aren't you afraid that you will be too excited and cause the thread on your wound to break?"

"It would be terrible if it breaks!"

"Your wound will open immediately"

"Then, all the internal organs in your body will flow out!"

"Especially since you only have one waist now"

"If another kidney leaks out from that opening, you will become a kidneyless person!"

"By that time, you will be hopeless!"

"If I were you, I would sit obediently and not make any fearless resistance!"

After He Yuzhu heard this, he didn't dare to move for a moment.