Yang Mi stood up and said,"You still need training. Sorry, I'm not interested! Bye!"
She said a few excuses before turning around and leaving.
Although she knew that the person in front of her was a liar, there was nothing she could do about him.
Because the scammer company is legal and compliant, has a contract, and has fulfilled the contract, it is difficult to find loopholes from a legal perspective.
But how can a liar let Yang Mi go so easily? He quickly said:
"It’s okay if you don’t want to be trained. As long as you have the idea of becoming a star, we can also package and hype you, just like those popular little fresh meats."
"It doesn't matter even if you haven't gone to school, can't even write"I'm here for a visit", or can't even write your own name."
His meaning is very clear.
In short: As long as you are willing to pay, it will be fine.
As for whether you can get the agreed benefits after signing the contract?
Only God knows!
You are an ancestor before signing the contract. When the contract is signed, If you read the word, you will be your grandson from now on!
Yang Mi glanced at him with sharp eyes. The fierce aura brought by [Kung Fu (Master)] made the liar's hair stand on end instantly.
Gudong.
The liar swallowed his saliva and did not dare to say anything more. He could only watch Yang Mi leave.
Not long after Yang Mi walked, she entered a public toilet and applied fake makeup on herself again in the partition. It was completely different from how it looked just now.
After leaving the toilet, I bought a shawl, hat, and cotton gloves from the store next door.
Then I stood on the street and walked while scanning. Through my elite eyesight, I quickly found the liar again.
Even if The two of them had just chatted, and the liar couldn't recognize Yang Mi's current image.
Although from a legal perspective, there is nothing that can be done to him for the time being.
But Yang Mi decided to lynch him!
These heartless liars don't know that they use sweet words to She had deceived so many innocent people who couldn't recognize themselves, not to mention how many happy families they had destroyed.
So she had to teach them some lessons.
She took out a black plastic box from her bag, which contained five fingers as thick as a test tube. The same plastic bottles are filled with medicines prepared by Yang Mi herself.
In addition to medicines for bruises and first-aid medicines, there are also laxatives, human medicine, and veterinary medicine!
These medicines are all prepared after possessing master-level medical skills. Yes.
The efficacy of the medicine is so strong!
Yang Mi took out the laxative and veterinary medicine, took out half a bottle of each and poured it on the cotton gloves. On the white gloves, these white medicines looked very good.
Then she started to wear sunglasses. The liar goes
"Hello, are you a talent scout?"
She jumped over to speak, and at the same time clapped her hands violently in front of Liar 993's nose.
Bang!
The white and pink on the gloves immediately turned into white smoke, flying in the air.
In order to pretend to be literary, the Liar kept wearing them even at night. Wearing sunglasses, although he could see white objects flying out with the help of the surrounding lights, he couldn't see clearly. In addition, it was winter and people would spit out white smoke when talking outdoors. So he didn't expect it at all. , this smoke is a mixture of two powerful drugs.
The white smoke is colorless and odorless and can be inhaled into the body.
Yang Mi holds her breath to prevent herself from being infected.
"I want to be a big star, do you think I have the qualifications?"Yang Mi used her elite ventriloquism skills to make her voice a little thicker, which was completely different from the timbre just now. The liar didn't notice at all that the person in front of her looked very ordinary, with only about 5 points of appearance, and even face. The girl with freckles and dark circles under her eyes is the one who just finished chatting with me a few minutes ago.
Although Yang Mi’s appearance with fake makeup is only 5 points, as a qualified liar, even if she is a pig , can also be praised as Diao Chan!
"Wow, miss, you look so beautiful! He was simply born for the entertainment industry!"
"Even the popular star Yang Mi has to be willing to be inferior in front of you!"
The liar praised without conscience.
There was no fault at all in his tone. He was completely sincere in his praise. Are you kidding me?
Is there any reason not to slaughter a sheep that is delivered to your door?
No matter if she is a Xi Tzu or a Xi Tzu. Dong Shi, as long as he is willing to sign the contract, he is a pig and sheep waiting to be slaughtered!
"Great, I've told my family a long time ago that I have the potential to be a star, but they still don't believe it!"
"We have so many houses at home, why don’t we keep them if we don’t train them?"
"So, I'm going to bring my family here now, and you come and tell them"
"By then, if they sell a house at will, it will be enough to make me a big star!"
Pah!
Pah!"
Yang Mi clapped her hands excitedly as she spoke, and the powder flew out again.
She held her breath again.
"Hahaha!"The liar laughed, took a deep breath, inhaled most of the powder, and said angrily:"Little sister, you are absolutely right!"
"What a pity! Why haven't you met me before? If you had met me, you would have become a big star long ago!"
"Don’t worry, my brother will definitely make you a big star!"
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
What is the concept of owning several houses in a place like Yanjing?
Even though there are many celebrities in the entertainment industry, many people are not qualified to buy a house in Yanjing even if they have money.
This person in front of me is Although the girl looks ordinary, her family background is so good. It would be a pity not to be killed!!!
Then hire a group of professional fans to follow her and call her name every day, guaranteed to make her so excited that she doesn’t even know where the compass is pointing.
Yang Mi quickly took two steps back before regaining her breath:
"Then I'll go call my family. Just wait for me here!"
"Don't worry, I'll call my family here, and you won't be here anymore."
The liar patted his chest and said in a very serious tone:
"No matter it's windy or raining, no matter the sky collapses or the ground cracks, I will be here waiting for you unmoving!"
Oh?
Yang Mi raised her eyebrows:"Staying still?"
Yeah!
The liar nodded vigorously:"Stay still!"
As she spoke, she stood at attention!
Yang Mi gave a thumbs up:"Okay, I hope you can do what you say!"
Then he turned around and walked a few steps forward.
Hee hee.
The liar jumped up and down excitedly.
Yang Mi immediately turned around and asked,"Didn't you say you were standing still?"
Wow!
The liar immediately returned to his standing posture:"Stay still!"
"Do not lie to me! Otherwise I will be sad!"Yang Mi said in an almost coquettish voice.
The liar shouted loudly:"Don't worry! Stay still!"
Yes."
Yang Mi nodded, turned around and continued walking forward. After a few seconds, she suddenly turned back.
The liar still kept his posture at attention and shouted loudly:"Stay still!""
Yes.
Yang Mi nodded again, turned around and walked forward again, and turned back again after a few seconds.
The liar's posture did not change:"Stay still!"
Hehe.
The corners of Yang Mi's lips raised, and then she turned and left, never looking back.
Although only a small part of the medicinal powder was inhaled by the scammer, it was enough to have an effect!
You must know that this is a laxative prepared by master-level medical skills. It only takes the size of a match head to cause diarrhea for three days. The most interesting thing is veterinary drug
Yang Mi deliberately stood upwind. The powder she took was not inhaled. It was all attached to the liar's clothes and did not stand on her at all.
She walked into the public toilet, put her cotton gloves under the faucet, and pulled the Wash off the medicinal powder to prevent animals from reacting to the gloves.
Then, she changed the fake makeup on her face again inside the partition. The amount of cosmetics in the fake makeup box was just enough for her to apply fake makeup three times.
After this time After the collision, the cosmetics were just used up.
Then I stood up and carefully put the shawl, hat, and cotton gloves that were still wet from the water that I just bought into the handbag.
This handbag was given by the store when I bought the shawl.
She wanted to take all these things back to the hotel. After watching so many"Detective Conan", she would not make the stupid mistake of throwing these things away casually. After going to the toilet, she walked towards a nearby laptop store Go.
This was the main reason why she came to Sanlitun!
As for shopping, it was all incidental.
After buying a million-yuan magic machine, she took her notebook and left Sanlitun.
Why not go back to find the liar?
It’s time to let these go. Conscientious liar, feel what it feels like to be deceived!
…… suck. call.
After seeing Yang Mi walking away and making sure that she would not look back, Liar, who was standing at attention, relaxed and took a few deep breaths.
Damn it.
Still standing?
You just said it casually, but you actually take it seriously?
This shows the IQ of little girls, who are the easiest to be deceived!
Then I started to plan in my mind what kind of sweet talk (aicd) I should use to trick the ordinary-looking girl without any star potential into signing a contract with her parents!
As long as you sign the contract, you have to plan how to drain the other party's money!
In the face of people with rich families and well-off families, scammers and companies have many ways to deal with it. There is nothing they can't do except what you can't think of.
Hahaha!
If it doesn’t open for three years, it will last for three years if it opens!
Unexpectedly, I caught such a fat sheep today!
After finishing this job, you should be able to withdraw from the world, right?
Just as he was planning, the animal X on his body had begun to evaporate. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Sanlitun is a fashionable district, and many people come here with their pets to go shopping.
The first person to react to the drug powder on the con man was a brown teddy!
A middle-aged woman was walking down the street with her teddy. Suddenly the dog stopped moving and stared straight at the liar. The tongue hanging out of her mouth was covered with saliva.
"Hahaha——"
The teddy dog gasped and stared at the liar with bright eyes!
It seemed as if he saw a teddy dog with noble blood and snow-white body, ogling at him.
"Yuetian, what's wrong with you?"The master asked
"Hahaha——"
The teddy dog didn't answer. He just panted and looked at the liar, then looked up at his owner.
The host asked:"Did you see anything interesting?"
"Hahaha——"The teddy dog took a few deep breaths and yelled:"Woof!"
The owner smiled and said:"What is so attractive to you? Go and have a look!"
She was holding an automatic retractable dog leash. , as long as you press the button above, the rope can be stretched like a tape measure.
After seeing the owner press the button, the teddy dog couldn't wait to rush out, hugged the liar's right leg and made an indecent gesture
"Eh eh eh? What's going on with this dog?"[]
The liar shouted in great surprise.
His voice attracted the attention of passers-by. Seeing this scene, the men and women passing by all smiled knowingly.
"Yes, sorry! The owner of the teddy dog apologized and pulled the dog leash hard:"Yitian!" What are you doing? Come with me quickly!"
However, the teddy dog has become addicted. No matter how hard the rope around his neck is pulled, he just hugs the liar's leg and refuses to let go!
"Hahaha, this scene is so fun!"
"I want to take a photo and post it online!"
"As expected of Teddy, he has endless energy for any item."
"thing? Even if there is nothing, it will hit the air twice! Hahaha!"
The passers-by around were joking and chatting, while taking out their mobile phones to take pictures.
The liar was furious when he saw this situation.
On the one hand, he felt embarrassed, and on the other hand, he felt that if the girl came back with her family and saw this situation, maybe she would There is no way to deceive!
He looked at the dog owner and yelled:"I'm warning you, I'm counting from one to three, if this dog doesn't let go of my leg, I will kick it away!""
"one!!!"
When the dog owner heard this, he hurriedly said:
"Don't kick, don't kick, I'll take itopen!"
"Said day!! What's the matter with you! Let go!"
While talking, he pulled hard on the rope, but Teddy didn't seem to hear this. He hugged the liar's leg tightly with all four limbs, as if he would never let go.
"two!!!"The liar counted again.
The dog owner gritted his teeth and pushed in the opposite direction like a tug of war:"Didn't I buy you an inflatable dog? Why are you still like this? ? ?"
While talking, I tried my best.
But it still didn't work.
"Hahaha!"
Seeing this scene, the onlookers laughed even more happily.
Phew.
The liar felt that his face was a little unbearable. He took a deep breath and roared:"Three!"
"Sorry, ma'am!"
The dog owner hurriedly shouted in a farewell voice:"Sunday!!! NO!!!"
The liar moved his right leg back, as if he were kicking a football to shoot a goal, and at the same time shouted:
"MLGBD, let me go!!!"
The next second.
Plop!
The teddy dog was not kicked away.
Instead, the liar fell!
The moment he was about to kick the teddy dog away, he felt something suddenly hit his back, and he lost his mind. balance
"My good boy!"
After he yelled, he fell to the ground
"Who!"He shouted angrily.
He lay on the ground and turned around to see which dog lover was attacking him.
However, when he turned around, he found it was a husky!
"Hahaha——"
The husky looked at the liar on the ground with greedy eyes.
The next second.
The husky pounced on him, sitting on the liar's back and making indecent movements.
The teddy dog realized that a helper had come, so he hugged the liar's right leg with more confidence.
"toilet! What are you doing on the toilet?"
A man ran over, grabbed the rope around the husky's neck, and pulled it back.
Although as a man, he was very strong, the husky was even stronger at this time, biting the back of the liar's suit. Open, his lower body moved wildly.
The owner of the husky was confused. This dog is usually quite docile. When he came here just now, he found a teddy dog attacking the man's leg.
In the hope of watching a good show, he stopped I came down and watched for a while, and then for some reason, my husky suddenly became interested and rushed forward suddenly.
Suddenly, the male owner did not react, and the reins he was holding were ripped away.
The husky was about to kick the liar. The moment he flew the teddy dog, he knocked it down and then also made indecent actions.
"Said day!!!"
"toilet!!!"
The male and female owners each held their own dogs and tried to pull away from each other.
The liar lying on the ground yelled:"What happened to your dog?"
At this time, the laxatives he inhaled into his stomach also began to take effect.
Gurgling.
There was a feeling in the abdomen.
Puff!
The liar farted.
It smelled!
Originally, the male and female owners were pulling their dogs hard when they heard the fart. When they heard the sound and smelled the stench again, they subconsciously covered their wallpapers.
The stench made Teddy Dog and Husky even moreExcited.
Depend on!
Why are you having a stomachache at this time?
The Liar struggled to stand.
Compared with the Teddy, this Husky is relatively large, but among the Huskies, it is of medium size, so it is difficult to rely on weight to suppress the liar.
He was about to stand up.
The next second.
There was suddenly an extra weight on my back.
A golden retriever also joins the battlefield!.
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