Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, am a trendsetter of the times

"Hey, don't mention it, Silly Zhu didn't bring a lunch box at all today, it was empty. I waited for him outside for so long in vain, and he even tricked me."

As soon as Silly Zhu was mentioned, the third uncle became furious,"Anyway, this kid, don't fall into my hands in the future."

"Okay, okay, let’s go home. I’m just going to have to eat steamed buns with pickles tonight. It’s just that I’m an old man. Maybe I’ll have to go to the hospital someday......."

The third aunt complained and pulled the third uncle towards the house.

"Humph, old man, you still want to eat my chicken, so I’ll give you two skewers of mountain chicken."

Xu Damao turned around and couldn't help but muttered

"Well, what smells so good? Who is stewing chicken?"

Xu Damao lived in the backyard. When he walked to the middle courtyard, a smell of meat came to his nose, making him smack his lips.

He looked around to make sure that the smell of meat was so appetizing. It was coming from the house where He Yuzhu lived, so he secretly wanted to go forward to find out.

He Yuzhu happened to go out to throw out garbage, and the two of them bumped into each other.

He Yuzhu cursed angrily:" A good dog stays out of the way. Xu Damao, you have such a big nose. What are you sniffing around?"

Xu Damao didn't expect He Yuzhu to come out. He almost stumbled and the chicken in his hand almost fell to the ground.

"Silly column, what are you doing? I don’t have eyes when I walk, and I almost knocked my chicken away."

Xu Damao was still very angry and shouted at He Yuzhu.

"Oh, Xu Damao, you have grown up, you are sneaking around in front of my door, and you are blaming me. Why, do you think I am easy to bully?"

As he said that, He Yuzhu rolled up his sleeves and raised his fists high.

"Silly Zhu, Silly Zhu, what are you going to do?"

Xu Damao has always been smooth-tongued, bullying the weak and afraid of the strong. In this courtyard, he is not afraid of anyone but He Yuzhu's fists.

He and He Yuzhu grew up together, and the two of them have never dealt with each other since they were young, and they can't even exchange a few words. They started to fight, but Xu Damao was often no match for He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu was taller and stronger than Xu Damao, and he often beat Xu Damao to pieces and made him beg his father for help. Therefore, He Yuzhu He got the title of God of War in the courtyard.

Xu Damao was so frightened that he took two steps back, staggered, and the old hen in his hand fell to the ground. Fortunately, the chicken's feet were tied up, so that it would not fly around.

"Silly Mao, if you dare to call me Silly Zhu again, see if I don’t beat you to the ground."

Actually, He Yuzhu doesn't want to conflict with Xu Damao. It's just that Xu Damao always talks like Silly Zhu. What He Yuzhu hates most now is that others call him Silly Zhu.

Ugh! What happened to Silly Zhu today? He has always been like this in the past. It's early for him. He just screamed today and he is so angry.

"As for that? Silly Zhu, everyone has been calling you this since you were little, but today I chose to call you Silly Zhu, Silly......"

Xu Damao's biggest problem is that he has a bad mouth. Every time he cannot defeat He Yuzhu in terms of force, he always wants to gain the upper hand in terms of words.

Bang bang, a slap was printed on Xu Damao's face,"Oh, silly......, if you dare to hit me, I’m not done with you......."

The sudden slap made Xu Damao feel dizzy and furious.

He Yuzhu's face was calm and he scolded Xu Damao angrily,"I just said, if you dare to call me a fool again, I will make you look for teeth all over the floor. What, is this slap enough? I want more. Never try my fist again"

"you......you!"

Xu Damao dared to scream again. He covered his burning face and shouted, and quickly stepped back with his legs and feet.

"Damao, Damao, no, our chicken is missing one."

At this moment, Lou Xiao'e hurried from the backyard to the middle courtyard. When she saw Xu Damao, she said.

What? The chicken is gone. It was a big hen used to lay eggs!

"What's going on? Why is the chicken missing?"

Xu Damao didn't care about the pain in his face, and ran to the backyard.

Lou Xiao'e followed behind and explained:"It was still there during the day. I don't know what happened, but now there is only one left in the cage.."

Hearing this, why did He Yuzhu feel that this scene was so familiar, as if he had experienced it before, and suddenly an idea flashed, isn't this the plot at the beginning of the TV series?

Xu Damao's chicken was stolen, and Silly Zhu took the blame, oh Damn, there's something good to watch now

"Damn it, who stole my chicken?"

There was a roaring sound in the backyard, and then I saw Xu Damao leading Lou Xiao'e angrily to the door of He Yuzhu's house.

Just as He Yuzhu entered the house, Xu Damao rushed over and said angrily:"What a good person! Silly Zhu, how dare you steal my chicken?"

"Xu Damao, please keep your mouth clean. Who stole your chicken? Do you have any evidence? He

Yuzhu frowned and asked with an unhappy expression.

Xu Damao pointed at the pot of chicken soup stewed on He Yuzhu's coal stove and said angrily:"My family lost a chicken, and it happened to be stewed in your pot." A chicken. Isn’t it obvious that you stole my chicken?"

"Silly column, everyone will get the stolen goods, how can you quibble."

I knew what Xu Damao was going to say. He Yuzhu had already known this plot by heart, but this kid actually remembered eating and not fighting, and he dared to call himself a fool.

He Yuzhu sneered, and there was a chill in his eyes. , suddenly made the surrounding air a lot colder.

Xu Damao looked at the sharp eyes and seemed to remember something. Suddenly his face became hot again, and he subconsciously took a few steps back.

"Silly, Silly Zhu, what are you going to do?"

"What are you doing, haha."

He Yuzhu snorted coldly, suddenly raised his fist and punched Xu Damao on the right face.

"If I ask you to call me Silly Zhu again, you have turned a deaf ear to what I said before, right? Have I ever told you that if you call me Silly Zhu, I will serve you with my fist."

Xu Damao was knocked unconscious with one punch, and he didn't even have the courage to fight back.

Fortunately, Lou Xiao'e on the side reacted in time. When she saw her man being beaten, she screamed

"Sorry, Silly Zhu is hitting someone. Come here quickly, Silly Zhu is hitting someone."

This is the middle courtyard. Lou Xiao'e's shouts directly alerted the nearest uncle Yi Zhonghai.

"What's wrong? What happened?"

Don't look at the fact that the first man is already in his fifties. He has a short hair, and you can vaguely see a few white hairs, but his body is still very strong. When he heard the shouts here, he strode to He Yu with nimble legs and feet. A house to live in.

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