Entertainment: Female celebrities, please restrain yourself, it’s just a coincidence

"It seems that I have really come of age."

"Maybe he doesn't like that guy very much."

Liu Xiaoli had a lot of thoughts for a while.

She used to control Liu Yifei because she felt that her daughter was young and inexperienced and could easily be deceived by scumbags.

Fortunately, Liu Yifei's own conditions deterred many people, and people with ulterior motives were blocked by her.

But she By this year, Liu Yifei is almost 30 years old and has missed the best age to fall in love.

If she continues like this, she may even marry and have children later than she did before.

So if Liu Yifei is determined to find a boyfriend, as long as the conditions are not too bad, she is willing to support her..

That male star Song Seung-heon has been pursuing her crazily after filming with Liu Yifei.

Thinking that the other person’s conditions are good, she is not very supportive in her heart, but she does not stop her like before.

But now she sees Zhang Yang and Liu Yifei communicating In the picture, she felt that the man was unworthy.

It wasn’t that she thought Zhang Yang was good, she didn’t even know Zhang Yang. She just suddenly felt that considering her age, appearance, three views and culture, her daughter deserved better.

"Later in the evening, I tried to persuade Sissi to stay away from the man."Liu Xiaoli thought.

At this time, the car suddenly became quiet.

It wasn't until Liu Yifei noticed the smile hidden in Zhang Yang's eyes that she said expressionlessly:"Unless I die"

"What do you mean by what you say?"Zhang Yang covered his chest with his hands, pretending to be sad and said:"How did you manage to use your mouth at 36 degrees Celsius to say something below zero degrees Celsius? Liu

Xiaoli, who was sitting in front, immediately laughed.

Apart from anything else, Zhang Yang is really humorous and dares to joke with Liu Yifei.

"Of course it's because there is a cold king around."Liu Yifei snorted softly.

When it comes to criticizing others, she is not afraid.

"Am I silent?"Zhang Yang seemed to be greatly humiliated and said:"You ask for a small fee, can I be the king of cold scenes?"

"If it were not for me during this Spring Festival this year, the joy would be half as much."

His current meager following users have exceeded the 6 million mark, and it will not take long to reach 10 million.

Half of them came to eat melons in the first place, and the others were attracted by his jokes, Tu Yile.

Of course, Purely funny jokes are definitely not so powerful, but he will bring a star into each joke, and that star will be notified by him in advance and will come to interact with him on time.

In this way, the"Meeting on the Third Day of the Junior High School" incident has brought about The traffic has been well inherited, and the celebrities he named can all be exposed during this Chinese New Year, which is mutually beneficial.

In this case, it is true to say that he has brought joy to countless people.

"I agree with what Ah Yang said."Liu Xiaoli, who was sitting in the passenger seat, turned around and said,"At least auntie, half of the good mood in this first month is brought by Ayang. It's not like some girl just knows how to be angry with me."

"mom!"Liu Yifei felt aggrieved.

How could she say anything bad about her daughter in front of others, or in front of a man?

Moreover, Liu Xiaoli used to be proud of her and liked to show off her outside. She had never said this in front of outsiders.

Is Zhang Yang a poisonous person?!

At this time, Liu Xiaoli suddenly changed the subject and said:"A Yang, today's joke has not been updated yet."

Liu Yifei was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing.

Her mother was indeed her mother, and this twist broke her waist.

The smile on Zhang Yang's face suddenly froze, and she said slightly speechless:"I didn't expect that one day I would be able to enjoy To the extent that a novel author is urged to update, Auntie, if you invite me to dinner, you won’t put a razor blade in it, right?"

"If you don't know how to use your talent, you can't write it, right?"Liu Yifei had a smile on her face and a joking tone.

"Who do you look down on?"Zhang Yang raised his eyebrows, looked at Liu Yifei's face, and suddenly had an idea.

He took out his mobile phone, quickly started editing, then arrived in front of Liu Yifei, smiled and said:"How about it, can you play like this?"

Liu Yifei read it patiently and couldn't help laughing.

"Yahuazi, Yahuazi."Zhang Yang reminded in a low voice.

You are not allowed to destroy the image of the fairy sister in my mind, even if you are me.

Liu Yifei:"？"

Calling me a yahuazi in front of me, another wave of insults

"Believe it or not, I will bite you."Liu Yifei stared at Zhang Yang fiercely.

Don't tell me, she really has some itchy teeth.

"bite? Is this okay?"

Zhang Yang really wanted to ask this.

But thinking that his relationship with Liu Yifei was not that good yet, this was too rogue, so he refrained from saying it.

"Do you think you are my opponent?"Zhang Yang provoked

"Give it a try?"Liu Yifei rolled up her sleeves.

She prides herself on being a sharp swordsman, and she doesn't believe she can't defeat Zhang Yang, a pretty boy.

She just didn't say this, otherwise Zhang Yang would have to prove himself.

"If it's wrong, if it's wrong, just say whether you want to play or not."Zhang Yang changed the subject.

With his current physique, he is definitely not afraid of Liu Yifei.

But he can't really fight with this woman, right?

If it is in bed, he can consider it.

"Play!"Liu Yifei nodded fiercely.

Recently I saw Zhang Yang, Lao Hu, Brother Chao and the others having so much fun playing on Weibo. To be honest, she really wanted to participate.

Especially Yang Mi's"You don't have the ability, right?" joke. It is still popular, and it is earning countless traffic.

I heard that the manufacturer of Liuliumei asked Yang Mi to renew the contract at a high price overnight, which made many artists in the industry envious.

But she got involved inexplicably, which made people feel very cheap.

Now she can Play, then play.

Liu Xiaoli, who was sitting in front, was very curious, but did not ask. Instead, she took out her mobile phone and clicked on Weibo

"I change a little bit, you do this, this..."Zhang Yang leaned into Liu Yifei's ear and said.

Liu Yifei felt her ears were a little itchy and her whole body felt like an electric shock.

She resisted and waited for Zhang Yang to finish, then shrank to the side and said,"Okay, I'll do as you said."

Soon, Liu Xiaoli saw Zhang Yang's meager update.

【My wife asked me to go out to make soy sauce. I was walking on the street and found that during the Chinese New Year, every family posted blessings upside down, which meant that blessings were coming.

After I got home, I had a sudden idea and wrote the word"money" upside down on the door, which meant that the money had arrived.

When my wife saw her when she went out, she slapped her in the face and said:"..."Liu Yifei.

Matching picture (Liu Yifei’s dumbfounded expression when she saw the black cat walking towards Zhang Yang, she was afraid of being caught by Zhang Yang, she was both fairy and cute）】

【Liu Yifei V: Give me money, give me money, give me money, tell me whether you should beat me up or not! (Picked by the author)

Liu Xiaoli:"..."

In front of me, an old mother, you actually had so much fun that your wife even screamed! ? (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

She could predict that the comment section would explode.

And this is also true

【First!】

【Finally updated, do you know how I spent my day today? ? Jiahui Tu】

【Hahaha, you didn’t disappoint me, it’s still so funny, I should be beaten for giving you money.】

【If I post the God of Wealth upside down, does it mean that the God of Wealth has arrived?】

【God of Wealth: I think your wallet needs to be emptied.】

【If I put the first place sticker upside down, it means that the first place has arrived. Will I be able to take the first place in the exam next year?】

【No, you are still the last one! 】

Many people began to make jokes, which is also the norm after reading Zhang Yang’s jokes.

But soon, the lineup was destroyed

【Let’s talk about a scary thing. The wife Zhang Yang called was a fairy, and the picture she provided was also a fairy. The fairy responded immediately.】

【After Big Boobs, another victim appears】

【Upstairs, you'd better have an input method error. (dog head)】

【Upstairs, upstairs and upstairs is the correct way to open it. (dog head)】

【Pictured by Yang Mi (Are you okay?)】

【Stop using this picture, you won’t be able to finish the plums】

【Isn’t the problem now about the interaction between Tianxian and this piece of shit Zhang Yang?】

【This is a joke, we must be playing together. You haven't seen Zhang Yang's connections in so many days?】

【I seriously doubt that there are no artists in the entertainment industry that Zhang Yang doesn’t know.】

【This picture is amazing, I saved it, my fairy wife is so beautiful】

【...】

The comment section really exploded.

But everyone is just making jokes, or lamenting about Zhang Yang's connections and the"descending" of immortals.

The most surprising thing is naturally the fairy fans, who didn’t expect to see their own artists playing tricks here.

It's a bit down-to-earth, and they like it even more.

Liu Xiaoli watched for a while, breathed a sigh of relief, and turned to look at Liu Yifei:"Sissi?"

"Acting is all acting."Liu Yifei said with a normal expression.

"Mom wants to say that this joke is quite interesting. Liu Xiaoli smiled:"It's indeed A Yang's joke.""

"Thank you aunt for the compliment."Zhang Yang responded with a smile.

Liu Yifei curled her lips and didn't say anything.

But after a few dozen minutes, her mentality collapsed.

Liu Xiaoli personally cooked the stewed pork vermicelli and filled a bowl for Zhang Yang.

Zhang Yang looks like a human, but he looks like a dog. When she ate, she felt like a starving ghost reincarnated. She finished her share in a short while.

That was fine, but because Zhang Yang ate so deliciously, Liu Xiaoli actually left her share to Zhang Yang.

"Mom, I am your daughter!"Liu Yifei couldn't help but said

"Aren’t you going to lose weight and reshape yourself for the role in the new movie?"Liu Xiaoli said calmly:"Pork stewed with vermicelli is both pork and carbohydrates, which is not good for you."

"Then why did you burn my share just now!"523 Liu Yifei refused.

It would have been fine if Liu Xiaoli hadn't done her share in the first place.

She was obviously cooked for her but was given to Zhang Yang, which made her feel very uncomfortable.

"I forgot about your filming at first. Liu Xiaoli said without changing her expression:"Otherwise I wouldn't give it to you. You should thank Ah Yang for eating your share.""

"Otherwise, with your willpower, you will definitely not be able to bear it."

Liu Yifei:"..."

She seriously suspected that Zhang Yang was Liu Xiaoli's illegitimate son. The mother and son reunited today after a long separation, and she was the outsider.

"This vermicelli is so delicious!"

Zhang Yang put down his chopsticks and gave Liu Yifei, who was sitting on the sofa reading a book, a proud look.

Then he wiped the corners of his mouth with a tissue and said,"Auntie, your cooking is great. If you can eat it every day, you will definitely be happy. die. Liu

Xiaoli immediately smiled even happier and said,"Don't just say nice things to compliment me. When someone was on the set, she disliked me cooking for her.""

"Who is so ignorant of praise?"Zhang Yang pretended to be surprised.

"mom! Liu Yifei put the book aside and said angrily:"I won't let you do it on the set because I don't want everyone to think I'm special. I'm holding it, and it's not because I think you're not doing well.""

"Who knows if what you say is true."Liu Xiaoli had an expression of disbelief.

Liu Yifei suddenly felt a tightness in her chest. Feeling so desperate, Zhang Yang said at this time:"Auntie, let me tell you a few unpublished jokes to make you happy."

"OK."Liu Xiaoli smiled and nodded.

Liu Yifei exploded!

"Jokes, jokes, just write jokes. If you have the ability, write something awesome.

Liu Yifei thought she was good at writing. Zhang Yang turned to look at her, raised his eyebrows and said,"I dare to write, but do you dare to send it out with me?""

"As long as it doesn't break the law, there's nothing I dare to do."Liu Yifei is already very angry.

She has never been so angry before in her whole life.

The combination of Zhang Yang and Liu Xiaoli really messed with her mentality!

"This is what you said!"

Zhang Yang immediately took out his mobile phone to edit a paragraph and handed it to Liu Yifei.

After reading it, Liu Yifei suddenly fell silent.

If she and Zhang Yang sent this paragraph together.

Without being narcissistic, the meager server would crash again.!.