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【Ryukyu King Zhang Yang and President Trump publicly quarreled]

A headline made headlines around the world, reaching the top of the hot search list on portals in various countries. It immediately attracted hundreds of millions of people to watch, and this number is still going crazy. rise.

In this world, everyone has a bit of a fun mentality.

Zhang Yang can be said to be one of the hottest superstars in the world right now.

His films have repeatedly broken records and won awards at major film festivals and Oscars.

His"The Taoist Comes Down the Mountain" opens a new chapter for Marvel, but it does not belong to Disney and Eagle Sauce.

His variety shows and movies are raging in Asia and are popular all over the world. They are even more powerful than the peak of Hong Kong movies back then, and he is just one person.

Of course, he also has Xinghai and a group of horses under him.

Excluding movies, Zhang Yang's Korean songs, English songs and Chinese songs have all reached the top of the charts.

Top female singers such as Taylor Swift, Elvie, and Sister Tooth Wash have all received songs written by him, and even Zhang Hanyun and Deng Ziqi have become popular around the world.

In the past few years, there have been no shortage of songs written by Zhang Yang on the billboards. He can come up with a few songs every once in a while to make people accept the baptism of YANG. Many people say that the Grammy winner in the past two years has a surname of Zhang.

A person whose movies, TV shows, songs and variety shows are all popular. He is also a person who knows Chinese Kung Fu and top magic. He has fans all over the world.

After he became the King of Ryukyu, some people even said that he was the real Prince Charming. Compared with the royal family where the sun never sets, the childhood royal family was older.

Because his true identity is after Zhang Liang, the three great heroes of the early Han Dynasty, he is the descendant of Zhang Daoling, the founder of Taoism, and the descendant of Zhang Zhongjing, the medical sage of the Eastern Han Dynasty. All kinds of BUFFs are filled up.

When it comes to being noble, who can compare to him?

As for Trump, as the president of the world's only superpower, he is also an excellent"stand-up comedian" and is also very famous.

When two people face each other, the heat is not as simple as one plus one.

【Zhang Yang is so awesome, Smecta】

【Stupid government, look at Zhang Yang who dares to challenge Trump, but you are still being the grandson of Yingjiang, what a shame Smecta】

【grandson? Bangzi is so funny. That was the government acting like a grandchild in our childhood. You are just dogs.】

【dog? You are looking down on dogs. If dogs are well cooked, they still have bones to eat, but Eagle Sauce only exploits little sticks.】

【The Nanbang government is really funny. It exposed Zhang Yang as a member of the Ryukyu royal family without communicating with Yingjiang. He was afraid of being slapped on the butt, hahaha】

【I still don't understand Bangzi's brain circuit, and why Yingjiang is angry, and now he is shamelessly dealing with Brother Yang. Who can explain it to me?】

【My...Big breasts?】

【My 36D is already very tired. Now you still need to trouble me to explain the correct words to you?】

【I'm a girl, but because of Brother Yang, I almost understand politics.】

【I majored in politics, so let me explain it to you in a simple summary.

The idea of ​​​​the Bangzi government is: I have finally unearthed history, and I can show off my sense of depth.

But the content is actually about asking the Ming Dynasty to see Master Zhang together with the King of Korea and Ryukyu.

He also discovered that the civet cat had replaced the prince.

This must be the Ming Dynasty's conspiracy, rounding up is equivalent to the current Jiuzhou conspiracy.

Kyushu has always been promoting its friendship, but now I have caught evidence that he is plotting against his royal family. I want to expose it and give Daddy Takajiang an outlet. that's all】

【Hahaha, but they didn’t expect it. We Kyushu people didn’t think it was anything, but felt it was very glorious.】

【This is a conspiracy. In the history of our own country, it has happened countless times in all dynasties. What happened to the surrounding dynasties?】

【Just because we don’t conquer our surroundings violently doesn’t mean we have the wisdom to use it. This once again proves the wisdom of our ancestors.】

【The First Emperor unified the six kingdoms, not to alienate us.】

【What most people in our country think is: Thank you Bangzi for giving you the rightful place in the Ryukyu royal family.】

【Brother Yang: When I woke up, the royal family was actually me】

【It is said that the old Zhang family has never produced an emperor, so it turns out that he can make a fortune just by keeping quiet.】

【But I see what happened between Brother Yang and Tianshi Mansion, and how interested Brother Yang is in Ryukyu, I must have known his identity for a long time】

【People of their status attach great importance to family inheritance, and knowing it is no exception. But he didn't think about admitting it before. After all, even if our country's officials are serious, Yingjiang will not admit it, and will even say that our country is trying to intervene. Ryukyu internal affairs】

【In the end, everything was fine. Bangzi, the world-recognized Eagle Sauce Dog, sent the words"just right" to Brother Yang’s head.】

【In fact, our country's support for the restoration of Ryukyu is justified. However, there are only a few hundred thousand Ryukyu aborigines, and now it is the territory of Taikajia and Xiaozhi, so it is not easy to carry out activities.】

【Now that the royal family like Brother Yang is here, there is a leader, and it will be much easier to operate.】

【The group of elders got up overnight to send affirmations to Bangzi. 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【Really, all the major officials immediately affirmed Bangzi’s speech and history, for fear that they would withdraw a group chat】

【There is a picture, hahaha】

【Therefore, Brother Yang is now a natural enemy of Yingjiang. If he wants to restore the country, he must drive them away. Otherwise, he is just a king of a kingdom. He has already won World War II.】

【Brother Yang has so many technologies at his disposal and is exporting Chinese culture in various ways. He has been targeted by Yingjiang for a long time, and now he is naturally facing political opposition.】

【Therefore, Brother Yang must be Yingjiang’s primary target now, and Brother Yang must also rely on the power of the country to restore the country.】

【No wonder Brother Yang sticks to the country when he develops anything. This is also helping himself.】

【Discussing one’s deeds regardless of one’s intentions will not be discussed later. Anyway, Brother Yang has played a role in promoting our country’s cultural export, building national self-confidence, and improving our country’s economy, people’s livelihood, and military strength.】

【Just support Brother Yang’s restoration of the country!】

【...】

People from all over the world are chatting on Yinhai short videos, and any text that appears can have its own translation function.

Jiuzhou Jingnei needs to jailbreak, but the attitude of the national team Yinhai Short Video is to turn a blind eye or close an eye. As long as the IP is changed to outside Jiuzhou, you can use your own home network to access it.

This is also a kind of support.

And everyone is cumming now.

After all, Zhang Yang has begun to compete with the superpower President Team.

It is probably unprecedented and unprecedented to pursue idols to this extent.[]

But everyone is not optimistic about Zhang Yang.

Just ban an APP.

Originally, they wanted to give you a high-sounding trial and give you a chance to explain.

Now if you directly ask the other party to block you, the other party will definitely not be able to bear it.

It is estimated that the software Yinhai will be gone soon.

Many European and American internet celebrities are already preparing to march, after all, it is closely related to their lives and work.

But after waiting and waiting, three days passed, and Yinhai Short Video was already alive and well.

On this day, (Li Nuo Zhao) Zhang Yang posted a short video of having breakfast on the international version

【Zhang Yang V】Lang Pu understands Emperor, isn’t there no one who understands Yin Hai better than you? Why can't you help it?

Trump understands the emperor:"..."

It's not that he can't help it, but that he can't help it at all.

He asked major mobile phone dealers to remove the APP from their malls.

Companies such as Apple and Samsung cooperated immediately.

However, after logging into the software mall, the Yinhai short video APP is still there.

Various technical personnel, including those from the Pentagon, were unable to break into this software.

This is a virus that is so stubborn that it cannot be eradicated!

【Zhang Yang V: Isn’t it because it can’t be taken off the shelves? No, no?

【Trump understands the emperor V: We Yingjiang taught the law and talked about XX prosecution and XX ban. We just waited until that time. How could we abuse our rights?

【Zhang Yang V: Then withdraw all the troops from Ryukyu. I won’t entertain you anymore.

Trump understands the emperor:"..."

People who eat melons:"Wuhu Yang."

You dare to say this, let's fight, let's fight!.