Leonardo and Jack Nicholson came over to greet Martin
"Man, you quietly joined Ao Guanhai's campaign office as an image consultant? Wow, actually I think I can do it too!"
"Stupid Leon, do you think Martin is really just an image consultant? He must have a PY deal with Ao Guanhai, right? Martin, did you sleep with his wife or daughter?"
"Farke! Jack, you are such an old bastard!"
Martin raised his middle finger.
He knew that this old bastard was a supporter of the Republican Party and especially liked Palin's tough foreign policy.
After Palin backed down, this guy complained to Leonardo for three days. It was annoying. Leonardo hid in Hawaii.
However, he did not expect that this old bastard would also chase him to Hawaii.
Leonardo, who was so annoyed, called Martin and complained:"This old guy is so annoying, what should I do?" How can I make him disappear from me? Martin replied like this:"Go out and find a gun store, buy a gun and some bullets, then put the bullets into the magazine, load it, aim it at Old Jack, and pull the trigger." Boom, everything is solved! Even if you are not beaten to death, you should be in jail, and he will still be unable to bother you."
"Farke!"
Then, after being nagged by Old Jack once and being unable to do anything, Leonardo told Jack Nicholson the method Martin taught him, and said:"397 Fak, you should thank me for not doing what Martin said. Do it instead of continuing to bug me."
Jack Nicholson was silent for a moment and said:"Fortunately I didn't bother Martin!"
Leonardo:"……"
Back to the premiere.
Robert Downey Jr. is also here
"Man, congratulations on the new movie."
He and Martin hugged.
Martin asked:"Has the contract for"Iron Man 2" been signed?"
"Yes, signed."Robert Downey Jr. smiled. It was a smile of satisfaction.
"Seeing you smiling so happily, you get a lot of pay, right?"Martin said
"Ha ha ha ha!"Robert Downey Jr. finally couldn't help but laugh out loud,"20 million US dollars, haha. Sorry, I lost my temper, I can’t believe I got so much!"
"Understand, the first time I got so much money, I hid in the bathroom and laughed wildly for ten minutes."Leonardo shrugged his shoulders.
"Frank, the current salary is too abnormal, 20 million, it was impossible in my time!"Jack Nicholson is envious, jealous and hateful
"It's all thanks to you, Martin, for getting me back to the top." Robert Downey Jr. said solemnly
"Man, you deserve it, you know, I gave you a thumbs up on District 9."Martin laughed.
"I welcome you to visit me at any time. My presence with you will always be a friendship."Robert Downey Jr. said seriously.
"Then I'll thank you in advance."Martin said
"Hey Martin, long time no see, when are you free for a drink? I haven't thanked you enough for helping me in Prague!"
A slightly flattering voice came.
Several people turned to look.
Leonardo:"I don't know him."
Jack Nicholson:"I don't know.
Robert Downey Jr.:"Who is this?"
Martin:"Oh, Star-Lord!""
Chris Pratt seems to have gained a little weight again. This guy has a physique that is easy to gain weight and it is difficult to keep in shape.
Will Smith, who just arrived, also came over and smiled at everyone:"Guys, next weekend I will We have a party at my house, let’s all come and play!
Then he said to Martin:"Man, thank you for supporting Mr. Oguan Hai, he is the hero of our black people."
Martin smiled and said:"He is also an alumnus of mine. Of course I support my own people.""
At this time, a burst of heavy footsteps interrupted the conversation of several people.
A woman with a beautiful face, about 1.65 meters tall, but a very strong figure came over
"who is she?"Leonardo was curious.
Unexpectedly, Martin didn't know either.
"I don’t know, who invited this woman?"
Then Jack Nicholson blushed and said slightly coyly:"Guys, this is my female (adei) partner Ashley, a professional female wrestler."
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Several pairs of shocked eyes looked at Jack Nicholson.
The physical contrast between the two sides is really too strong. Jack Nicholson is old and weak, and The woman who was walking this way had a strong figure, and her bulging muscles were even more exaggerated than those of boxers.
Leonardo couldn't help but said:"Old guy, are you serious? I doubt you can last in bed." In three seconds, she will tear it down"
"Fake, you know what the heck, Ashley looks so strong, but she is actually very gentle."Jack Nicholson defends girlfriend
"Hello, everyone."The female King Kong came closer and greeted everyone a little awkwardly. She looked a little shy, especially when facing everyone's scrutinizing eyes.
Jack Nicholson immediately rescued his woman and pulled Ashley:"No need. Nervous, dear, these are friends, let me introduce them to you."
"This is Martin Meyers, a little bastard"
"This is Leonardo DiCaprio, another little bastard"
"This is Will Smith, we don't know each other very well, and I don't know if he's a jerk."
"This is, uh, sorry, who are you?"
"My name is Chris Pratt, I play the guy who gets beaten up by Martin in"Wanted" and I'm also Martin's friend."
After saying that, Chris Pratt looked at Martin cautiously and saw that he didn't refute, so he felt relieved.
"Oh, okay, this is Chris Pratt."
When Jack Nicholson introduced her, Ashley greeted everyone one by one.
This strong woman has a delicate face that really doesn't match her figure, but she also has a strange sense of beauty.
King Kong Barbie, That's it!
Everyone chatted for a while, and the movie was about to start. Everyone walked towards the theater.
Jessica came out from nowhere, took Martin's arm, and whispered in Martin's ear:"Bran Ni just called me. Her concert tour is over and she is in Los Angeles today. Martin
's eyes lit up. He also missed Britney's"little electric motor" and smiled:"I asked Gordon to pick her up.""
In the original timeline, Britney had already fallen into depravity at this time. She had gone through two fucked-up marriages, her career had hit rock bottom, and there was no turnaround in the future.
But now because of the emergence of Martin, this"Britney" Her destiny has been completely changed.
With the blessing of Martin creating her first hit song, Britney has begun to attack the throne of pop queen. Maria Carey, the veteran queen, cannot resist her impact. Defeated.
(Brothers, please take care of me. Please give me some comments, flowers, collections, and rewards. Thank you.)
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