Entertainment: Start with Succubus and play Hollywood

March.

The Oscars are here as expected.

The stars were shining on the red carpet in front of the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, Los Angeles.

To promote"Brokeback Mountain," Martin chose to walk the red carpet with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Sure enough, it attracted crazy flashing lights and screams.

There are also the crazy shouts of the fujoshi:"Together, together……"

Leonardo had a generous expression on his face and muttered:"I don't know why I agreed to walk the red carpet with you. I must be crazy.""

"Hey, man, think of it this way, the more famous our movies are, the better your chances of getting an Oscar!"Martin laughed.

"Farke, if I am empty-handed next year, I will definitely kill you!"Leonardo smiled at the camera while saying harsh words.

Martin chuckled and said:"You should kill those old guys in the academy. I think Tom Cruise will thank you and hand it to you. a gun"""Three, three, three."

Speaking of Tom Cruise, Leonardo smiled evilly,"As long as this guy is here, I will not be the one most targeted among the stinky actors. It is pitiful to say that Tom

Cruise has already He must be forty years old, but he is still classified as an actor of the stinking school by those old bastards. How miserable! Martin smiled and said:"Once a stinker, always a stinker. Look at me. No one would classify me as a stinker.""

"Shut up! Leonardo said angrily.

He came to the interview area.

The reporters asked questions one by one with bright eyes.

"Martin, did you and Leonardo fall in love over the show? Are you already together?"

"Leonardo, I heard that you got too involved in the drama and no longer like women. Is this true?"

"Martin, you chose to walk the red carpet with Leonardo. Are you preparing to announce your coming out?"

"Leonardo, are you really in love with Martin?"

Faced with these problems, Martin and Leonardo behaved completely differently.

Martin had a smile on his face.

Leonardo had a bad face.

Martin said:"I don't know if Leonardo fell in love with me, but It wouldn't be surprising if he fell in love with me, how charming I am!

Even though he was boasting, Martin was still not annoying, and instead caused a burst of cheers from the rotten girls. Leonardo glared at Martin, but he didn't know that his action was immediately interpreted by reporters as"Bad Martin" glance"、"Leonardo plays coquettishly to Martin"、"Leonardo should be in the position of a woman in this same-sex relationship" and so on.

Fortunately he didn't know, otherwise he might have been furious.

He replied:"I am a straight man and he wants to see me and Martin together, It's impossible in reality. Let's go see"Brokeback Mountain"."

DiCaprio is still very dedicated!

For Oscar!

Entering the Dolby Theater, Martin sat on the set of"The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King".

And Drew, as a representative of the producer, sat on the set of"The Devil Wears Prada".

Charlize Theron looked a little nervous, and Drew comforted him:"Don't worry, Martin has made a promise that he will never let go.""

"I know, I believe it, but I just can’t help it. Charlize Theron raised her arms and said,"Look, I'm getting goosebumps." Drew chuckled:"You must be excited!""

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At last year's awards ceremony, host Steve Martin caused quite a stir when he made a joke about Hillary Clinton.

Hillary herself didn't say anything, but feminists blasted Steve Martin, calling him"a stupid ass who doesn't know how to respect women."

This year's Oscars, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences decisively gave up on Steve Martin and chose actor Billy Crystal to be the host.

When Gil Gates, the production director of this year's party, talked about the choice of host in the media, he praised Billy for having enough humor, knowledge and social conscience. I think these qualities are indispensable for the Oscar party. I I am looking forward to working with Billy and hope he can present a night that can bring everyone laughter and reflection.

And Billy Crystal's appearance ceremony did play a role in making people laugh.

"We invite the host of the 76th Academy Awards, the famous talk comedian, film and television actor, and producer Billy Crystal!"

After the words were spoken, Billy Crystal did not appear on the stage, but his voice suddenly came from the speakers hanging on the walls around the Dolby Theater.

"What is true and what is false?"

"If you say truth is something you can feel, something you can smell, something you can taste, then this truth is the electronic signal your brain responds to"

"So guys, are you ready to have a sweet dream?"

Following the sound, a fat man in a black windbreaker hung from the pressure and fell from the top of the stage. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

It was Billy Crystal.

After he stood firm, Billy Crystal suddenly pulled open his trench coat, revealing the plastic grenade inside, and then performed Neo's classic action in"The Matrix" - spinning around, taking off his trench coat, and throwing it!

If Neo, played by Martin, did If this action is chic and cool, then this guy is stupid and funny.......

The camera on the big screen also switched to Martin in real time.

Martin didn't mind being pranked at all and laughed so hard.

Later, Billy Crystal stood on the stage and made a routine joke:

"I know today is a special night for you, and I want you all to have a good time. I want you to feel safe. Most importantly, I want to feel safe"

"So we have a strict policy that anyone who commits an act of violence at any time during this ceremony will be awarded: The Academy Award for Best Actor and will be allowed to give a speech of no more than nineteen minutes."

"That's great. Will the bomb I just dropped get me Best Actor?"

"If not, then let the judges take a look at my fat body and the age spots on my face to see if I can win the Best Actress award. Really, I don’t mind changing my personality!"

There was laughter in the audience, and Charlize, who was being teased, was also laughing, and kept shouting:"Give it to him, give it to him."

Billy Crystal obviously learned a lesson from Steve Martin. He restrained his jokes a lot and only made fun of movies and actors.

After joking for a while, Billy Crystal announced the start of the awards.

There is not much to say about the process.

Compared to In the past few years, dark horses were everywhere, but the 76th 1.3 Academy Awards was an Oscar with no suspense and no surprises. The final song"The Lord of the Rings" is adapted from John Ronald Reel Tolkien's novel"The Lord of the Rings" trilogy."The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" swept the Oscars and became the biggest winner, winning 10 awards including Best Picture. Such a finale is relatively perfect.

Of course, the original timeline should have won Best Director. Peter Jackson, because he had already won it in the previous year, was not eligible to win this year.

Charlize Theron also won the Best Actress for her outstanding performance in"The Devil Wears Prada".

When she took the stage to give her acceptance speech , I don’t know if it was intentional, but he also said at the end:"Martin, I love you!"

It aroused a round of applause that is not too big to watch.

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