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On the plane to China.

Martin was wearing an eye patch and closing his eyes to relax.

In front of his seat, several Chinese people were chatting

"Jiang Wen, when did you fall in love with fishing? Have you always liked fishing for women?"

"Don't, don't slander me, me, me, me, when did I, hey hey, like - catch women?"

Martin opened his eyes, Jiang Wen?

Is that Jiang Wen?

He heard the person in front say again:"Fishing is good. If the plane crashes now and we fall on a desert island, we will all starve to death. Jiang Wen doesn't know how, he can use the meat below to fish, and he can live at least two days longer than us!"

"Why go to all this trouble? Why don't you just eat that piece of meat?"

"Are you disgusted? You are eating yourself. Can Jiang Wen eat it? Even men can’t bear to part with it!"

"Are you willing to use it for fishing?"

"You don’t understand, this is called eating for one’s children, out of sight and out of mind, there is nothing you can do if you are forced to do that."

"Damn, that’s too bad"

"So Jiang Wen now uses women to exercise that piece of meat just so that it can be used at that time?"

"Hey, hey, hey, me, me, I, you, you, you, you have enough! There’s no end to the banter, right?"

Martin bought a first-class cabin, and there were about ten people in it. In addition to Martin and the four Chinese people in front of him, there were five foreigners.

Oh, no, to Martin, the four Chinese people in front of him were foreigners.

Maybe. I think most of the people here are foreigners and they don’t understand Chinese. The four guys in front chatted loudly, but not too quietly, and they joked in a non-vegetarian way.

Martin, who was sitting behind them, listened. Right on.

Then I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Poof!"

"Damn it, a foreigner behind me laughed"

"Wouldn't he understand?"

"impossible?"

"Let me take a look."

With a murmur, a head poked out from the back of the chair.

When Martin saw it, he was happy again!

Hey, hey, he has a big and round head. Isn't this Wang Shuo?

"Hello!"Martin said hello in Chinese.

Wang Shuo suddenly looked surprised and said with round eyes:"Hey, buddy, you really understand Chinese! Martin was happy and said in smooth Mandarin:"Brother, not only can I understand, I can also speak it very well.""

"Disrespect, disrespect!"Wang Shuo didn't seem to recognize Martin.

At this time, three more heads popped out from the back of the chair, two of which Martin didn't recognize, and who was the other one if he wasn't Jiang Wen!?

"Brother, brother! You Chinese-speaking thief, thief, thief!"

"His name is Jiang Wen. Don’t look at his stuttering, but he speaks his lines very smoothly!"

"These two are called and***"

(and***: Damn it, doesn’t the supporting character deserve a name? )

"Are you American? Who did you learn this Chinese language from?"

Wang Shuo is a free-spirited person, he is familiar with himself, so he held up the back of his chair and chatted with Martin.

The more Jiang Wen looked at him, the more he felt that Martin looked familiar.

"Ah, I remembered it!"

Jiang Wen suddenly shouted. He didn't know if it was because he was surprised, but he suddenly stopped stuttering.

"What is it called? Didn't you see that I was chatting happily with my American friends? Which woman did you think of again?"Wang Shuo complained.

Jiang Wen ignored him, but slowed down and said:"You are Martin Meyers, that American genius. Your"Harry Potter" is really good, with fantastic ideas."

"Wucao, you wrote"Harry Potter" and it is very popular in China! By the way, my girlfriend also likes it. I’ll sign it for her when I have time. Don’t worry, I won’t let you work for nothing. What are you going to do when you come to China? You guys might be able to help!"

"Do you know who my brother is? I dare not say it in the whole country, but this is definitely the case in Kyoto. By the way, I am also a writer, and my books are best-sellers all over China."

Wang Shuo interrupted seamlessly and boasted so much that Jiang Wen, who spoke slowly to avoid stuttering, couldn't get in the conversation at all.

After Wang Shuo finished speaking a few words, he sarcastically said:"My book is comparable to You sell much better"

"There's nothing we can do about it. Western culture is now the mainstream of the world. When our Chinese culture surpasses Western culture, my books will definitely sell better than his. Don't mind, buddy, I'm just telling the truth, not targeting anyone.

Martin smiled and said:"I don't mind, I also like Chinese culture, but I think even if Chinese culture becomes the mainstream of the world, my novels will sell better than yours.""

"Hey, buddy, you are a bit strong-willed. Can I still be inferior to you in Chinese writing?"Wang Shuo stared unconvinced.

Jiang Wen rolled his eyes and came up with an idea. He said slowly:"Then let's compete. You can each write a novel in Chinese. Whose book should you read? Good sale! Wang

Shuo chuckled and said:"I have no problem, I'm just afraid that this guy can't write!" Martin also chuckled and said,"It's no problem for me. In fact, my Chinese level is higher than you think!""

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"Dude is awesome!"Thumbs up

"After getting off the plane, someone came to pick up Wang Shuo, Jiang Wen and their party.

Wang Shuo directly dragged Martin and Gordon into the car,"Let's go, let's go, what hotel should we stay in? Stay in my courtyard house. Let me tell you, if you don't stay in a courtyard house or go to the alleys when you come to Kyoto, then your visit will be in vain." Go."

Gordon, who got into the car of this group of Chinese people with Martin, was a little surprised. He had never experienced such a passionate scene and couldn't help but ask:

"Martin, what are these people doing? Are you taking us to the hotel?"

"No, he wants to take us to live in his house!"(If you want to read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Gordon was shocked. Westerners like to keep a certain distance in their relationships. He couldn't understand the idea of ​​luring a stranger into his home after just meeting him once. Behavior

"Are all Orientals so enthusiastic?"He muttered something, which happened to be heard by Jiang Wen.

So the guy said in fluent English:"No, no, no, in the East, only a huge country like China can grow such generous people, because we are tolerant enough.. Like Little Days and Kimchi Country next door, they reveal a bit of a petty attitude in their interpersonal interactions."

At this time, Wang Shuo interrupted again,"In my childhood, I was also generous. It is said that housewives in my childhood would bring strangers to their homes to sleep. The female students there would go out for paid dating when they had no money, and their husbands and fathers would No comments on this!"

"What, there is such a country and such a woman?"

After listening to Martin's translation, Gordon opened his mouth in shock and looked at Wang Shuo with dull eyes.

Wang Shuo nodded heavily,"It's absolutely true."

…………

The vehicle stopped at the entrance of a small courtyard.

Martin and Gordon got off the station and stood at the entrance of the courtyard, listening to Wang Shuo's fuming introduction:

"I bought this small courtyard house the year before last. Although I don’t have much savings, my fixed assets are definitely hundreds of millions."

"By the way, this courtyard has been renovated, and I have asked my ex-wife to arrange for people to clean it up regularly, so you can move in directly."

"Only by living here can you experience the life of old Kyoto people."

Martin looked at the courtyard house in front of him and wondered in his mind, could he also buy one?

The price of the courtyard house has not yet been increased, and a courtyard house within the second ring road only costs about 20 to 30 million yuan. It seems... There will be ups and downs in the Xiaohe area.

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