Entertainment: Start with Succubus and play Hollywood

When Martin left, Li Xian sat down with emotion.

Over there, Zhou Dafa said again:"Now even the ghost guys are starting to fawn over you. Director Li Yin, it seems you are going to be famous!"

Li Yin waved his hands quickly,"I don't dare to take it seriously. I'm probably just talking about the script. This Mr. Martin is too A talented person, a famous genius in America, you may not know that he has published many best-selling books, written and filmed many popular movies at the age of fourteen, such as……"

"What, he wrote"Harry Potter". This fantasy novel is very popular in China!"

"Ah,"The Sixth Sense"》、《"Hide and Seek" was all performed by him? Thinking about it now, the facial features are indeed similar, but the temperament is completely different!"

"Being able to break away from his own temperament and image is the great thing about Martin!"

"Is he really only fourteen?"

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In front of the sacred auditorium, the academy specially erected a huge screen so that fans and reporters who attended the red carpet ceremony but were unable to enter the auditorium could watch the awards ceremony.

In the United States, everything is based on business, and the Oscars are no exception.

This awards ceremony, which is packaged as the world's largest film event, actually has a very strong commercial atmosphere.

This year, due to the impact of the Internet bubble, the entire North American economy is in decline, which will inevitably affect the awards ceremony. The Academy has taken great pains to achieve a ratings of 20.

In addition to the big screen, inviting Martin to participate in the awards is also one of the academy's means of boosting ratings.

You must know that although Martin did not shoot a movie last year, his popularity is not low - Michael's concert rescue, the New Zealand elf incident, and the release of a new book, this American youth idol is in a state of popularity.

According to analysis by a big data company, Martin's arrival can at least bring a point in ratings to the Oscars.

Yes, Martin is so popular now!

The days in Los Angeles are always longer than the nights, and it doesn’t get completely dark until after 8:30.

On the big screen, after the short credits, host Steve Martin stood under"Mr. Oscar" on the stage.

After experiencing the endless reincarnations of Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg, the Oscars in the new century finally ushered in a new host. This comedian, who is known as the Hollywood Pulsatilla, has a more hosting style. ——Well, vulgar.

Yes, it’s vulgar!

At the beginning of the Oscars, a routine opening joke is of course indispensable.

The"federal government" that will always appear in jokes is still the first to appear.

"Oh, I have some sad news for you all. Hollywood’s long-awaited tax cut has come to nothing. We can go back to raising money to prepare our taxes." Steve Martin's joke caused a burst of laughter.

There is such an unspoken rule in the United States that you can scold the government or politicians, even if you call the person in the White House a pig, no one will jump out to trouble you. ——Because the role of the American government is to inject negative emotions into the American people.

But you must not scold capital or special groups - such as homosexuals and women's rights. This will bring you big trouble.

But Steve Martin doesn't know Perhaps due to inexperience, he obviously had a problem with the third joke. He mentioned the gay community in a joking tone.

Martin can imagine that after the Oscars, this will definitely attract protests and threats from gay organizations.

Of course. Well, this has nothing to do with Martin.

He is just here to make soy sauce today, and by the way, he will present an award to this year's Best Actor.

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In the end,"Gladiator" became the big winner at this Oscar, winning five awards in total

《"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and"Online" each took home four awards.

Miramax's"Chocolate" comes for free and will accompany you throughout the entire journey.

After the Oscars, Martin saw Harvey's face looking very ugly.

Martin suddenly became happy

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The Oscars are over, but Oscar night is not.

In 1994, Vanity Fair held its first Oscar party.

Since then, the party has become a post-Oscar fixture.

As a large-scale party event after the Oscars, there are a lot of hidden rules, public relations and transactions in the party.

As a necessary sideshow of the Oscars, almost all Oscar nominees will attend the celebratory banquet with cups and drinks, and both winners and losers will appear on stage to show off their faces.

On the surface, they will say it is to reward themselves for their hard work in the past year, but in fact they are taking this opportunity to find the next good opportunity to gain"fame and fortune".

For this reason, many big stars who did not attend the Oscars red carpet will also appear at the party venue"Sunset Tower Hotel".

Here, you can see new actress Julia Roberts showing off her Best Actress statuette, and her proud look is palpable.

You can also see that those who have not won the award are not as depressed as imagined. For example, Tom Hanks and Spielberg were chatting happily, and Meryl Streep, for example, looked unhappy. Harvey was talking about something happily. After a while, Harvey also became happy and reached out to Meryl Streep's waist.

"This pair is said to be old bedmates!"(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

A familiar voice sounded behind Martin.

Martin looked back and saw that it was Leonardo DiCaprio.

He looked around Leonardo , asked in confusion:"Leon, Giselle isn’t here? Leonardo shrugged his shoulders and said,"You may not know that she is a workaholic, so I can only come alone today."

Then he said unhappily:"Now I regret a little. I decided to have a relationship with her so quickly. I was crazy. I restricted myself!" Martin laughed and changed the subject:"You said Meryl Streep and Harvey Weinstein are a couple?" I thought Meryl was married?"

"Yes, your memory is correct, she did get married, but so what? Not only did she have an affair with Harvey, but she also had an affair with Jack Nicholson, which was no secret in the industry."

Then he added,"You may not know that I worked with Meryl in 1995, and I saw some things.

Martin thought for a while and said uncertainly:"1995?""Marvin's Room"》？"

"Yes, that's the movie"

"You know, in the middle of filming, Meryl suddenly left. Three days later, Harvey drove her back. 750 They were having so much fun that Meryl couldn't even stand still."

"This is not over yet. About three days after Harvey left, Jack Nicholson also came, and Meryl and he started having sex in the crew's RV. They really didn't shy away from it at all! Martin was very interested in these gossips and suddenly asked:"I heard that Judi Dench had Harvey's name tattooed on her buttocks. Is it true?" Leonardo smiled,"You also know this news, haha, it should be true." Harvey said this himself. This old guy is really arrogant. Let me think about it.——"

"Oh, it should have been on a talk show the year before last. Harvey personally confirmed this incident. He described it like this:"

Leonardo imitated Harvey's tone on Martin:"She invited me there that day. Four Seasons Restaurant said it would give me a surprise. And said, you are a man who has everything, and I don’t know how to express my gratitude."

"Then, she directly unbuttoned her pants and exposed her buttocks, letting everyone clearly see the JDlovesHW (Judy Loves Harvey) tattoo on it."

"She said, I tattooed your name on my hip to express my gratitude."

"My brother Bob was there, and some other stars, and I was stunned."

Even Harvey was stunned, which shows how outrageous Judi Dench's operation is.

Even Martin, a succubus, can't help but admire that this old English woman really knows how to play!

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