Entertainment: Start with Succubus and play Hollywood

As the most active local forum in Los Angeles - the Hollywood Entertainment Forum.

This place is filled with all kinds of real and fake gossip about Hollywood, and gathers many netizens who are interested in entertainment gossip.

Recently, an"old news" in the Hollywood entertainment forum was unearthed again,"New Zealand Elf Incident".

The post that had been gradually sinking suddenly returned to the homepage.

This post originated from the Yahoo forum. Because it was very popular and was related to"Lord of the Rings", it was considered entertainment news, so it was moved to the Hollywood Entertainment Forum by the moderator, which indeed caused a lot of discussion at the time.

However, since nearly half a year has passed, the popularity of this post has been covered by more news and has gradually subsided.

On this day, Jennifer, who worked in the sales department of a pharmaceutical company, opened the"Hollywood Entertainment Forum" as usual."——""Entertainment Fun Facts Section" page.

As we all know, the sales girls in pharmaceutical companies are all beautiful, and Jennifer is no exception.

She had a dream of becoming a star since she was a child, but unfortunately when she grew up, it backfired and she worked in the pharmaceutical industry.

Fortunately, in this industry She makes a lot of money, but she doesn’t feel too restless.

However, as a former dream, Jennifer is very concerned about Hollywood news, so she has always been a loyal member of the"Hollywood Entertainment Forum".

And because of her seniority, she is free She has a lot of time, and she also serves as the administrator of the"Entertainment Interesting Section" of Forum 413.

This position has no salary and is purely for love, but Jennifer is very happy doing it, which makes her feel that she is far away from her"dream place""Getting closer.

Huh?

She suddenly saw the old post that appeared on the homepage again.

"Isn’t this matter over now? Why are people paying attention to it again?"

She clicked on the post in surprise and found that there were indeed many people discussing it.

"Is this elf real?"

"I heard someone called the New Zealand government office"

"How did the New Zealand government respond?"

"No reply, neither admission nor denial."

"Shet, this seems to be acquiescence, is it true?"

"Stop being ridiculous, where are the elves in the world?"

"Just because you don’t know doesn’t mean you don’t have it!"

"If so, I'll stand on my head and take a video to prove it!"

It was this comment about"stand on my head and eat flying" that made this post suddenly popular, and countless people commented on this"comment". At first, the comments were all kinds of, but later they turned into rows of neat"Sit and wait" Jennifer thought it was very interesting, and followed it with"Sit and wait to eat flying".

She thought: If it is really proved that there are elves in New Zealand, this guy won't really stand on his head and eat flying, right?

When I think of that scene , Jennifer couldn't help but giggle.

…………

Far away New Zealand.

Peter Jackson looked at the renewed popularity of the post on his computer and gave Martin a thumbs up in admiration.

"Martin, you are really amazing. How did you know this comment would go viral?"Elijah Wood, who came to join in the fun, said in admiration.

When Martin and the director discussed it, several leading actors were also present.

At that time, everyone was very surprised why Martin insisted on making such a vulgar comment, and they were very sure that it could This post became popular.

Now, everyone admires Martin’s foresight!

"Yeah, Martin, how do you know."Peter Jackson was also very curious.

Several other protagonists also gathered around, wanting to hear Martin's secret.

Martin secretly said:"Can I tell you, because the future has been proven! He showed a confident expression and said:"It's very simple. First, this passage hits people's curiosity." Your first thought when you saw this comment was that you wanted to see this guy stand on his head and eat his cock?"

Everyone nodded, it makes sense.

"Second, this passage is very graphic and very funny. After you read this passage, did any pictures appear in your mind involuntarily and made you want to laugh?"

Everyone nodded, it makes sense.

"Third, following the herd mentality, I asked Peter to deliberately arrange for some people to reply neatly under the comments and wait for them to eat. Will this make subsequent netizens involuntarily want to post the same comment (ahbi)?"

Everyone nodded, it makes sense. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"So it became popular!"

Martin shrugged, as if"it's that simple". This pretense made everyone admire him very much.

"Martin, you also studied psychology?"Orlando said with a look of admiration.

"Understand a little bit."

Martin boasted irresponsibly.

"Our posts have become popular on mainstream online forums such as Yahoo Forum, Hollywood Entertainment Forum, and New York Classic Forum! Martin, should we move on to the next step?"

Peter Jackson said excitedly

"Okay, let’s put our videos out, but be careful not to put them all out at once, put them out bit by bit, put the most exciting ones at the end, we want to keep the popularity going longer."

"Ok, I understand!"

…………

The next day, Jennifer thought about the comment about"standing on one's head and eating sex" again, and curiously clicked on the post.

Unexpectedly, there were new discoveries.

Below this hot post, there is a new hot post, also about New Zealand elves.

Title:"Is this the elf you are talking about?"

Jennifer clicked on this post, which contained a set of very clear photos.

In the photo, an elf-like creature with pointed ears, handsome profile, and outstanding grace is standing in front of a forest. His posture seems to be dancing.

"Wow, is this a human being or is it a real elf? This looks so beautiful!"Jennifer was instantly attracted by the life in the photo.Attracted.

Because only the side of his face was revealed and he was dressed in an elf costume, Jennifer, who was familiar with Hollywood, didn't recognize that this person was Martin.

Not only did he not recognize it, but neither did the people who commented below.

"He is so handsome, I really want to marry him!"

"Would I tell you that I was licking the screen?"

"I have decided that starting from today, I will use these pictures on my computer screensaver, on my bedside, on my pillows, and under the glass of my desk."

"Ten seconds, I want to know who he is?"

"He is an elf, and now I want to have a monkey with him"

"Upstairs, what species are you and how did you manage to give birth to a monkey with an elf?"

Maybe it's because the style has changed so much. He suddenly changed from the pitiful or cute characters in the movie to a handsome man with outstanding grace. It doesn't seem surprising that everyone can't recognize Martin. Of course , it was also because of being misled by trolls.

Looking at those weird and funny comments, Jennifer decided to secretly use the company’s printer to print out these elf photos and post them on her bed. Head.

Well, you can also press one under the desk.

Hmm, seal another one and stick it on the bathroom ceiling.

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