Pangu Zhengzong in the prehistoric world

Seeing Zhu Bajie leave, Sun Wukong covered his mouth and laughed.

Tang Sanzang was surprised and said, "Wukong, how can you laugh at Bajie like this? You tricked him into going on patrol, but you are laughing at him here!"

Hearing this, Sun Wukong laughed and said, "I am not laughing at him, there is something in my laughter. You see, Zhu Bajie will never patrol the mountains, and he will not dare to see monsters. I don't know where he will hide for a while, and make up a lie to fool us.".

Others don't know, but Sun Wukong has just guessed what Zhu Bajie is going to do.

The master and apprentice have been together for so long, and Sun Wukong knows a lot about Zhu Bajie.

Knowing that even if Zhu Bajie is driven to patrol the mountains by himself, he will definitely not do it.

Tang Sanzang asked: "How do you know that Bajie can't patrol the mountain?"

"Alas, Master, you don't know!" Sun Wukong said: "Based on my understanding of Bajie, he will definitely not go to patrol the mountain!"

So, Sun Wukong said: "I will follow him to see, first to help "133" him to subdue the demon, and second to see if he is sincere in worshiping Buddha."

After hearing this, Tang Sanzang also nodded in agreement, and reminded: "That's good, but don't tease him!"

"Master, don't worry, I understand!"

Sun Wukong agreed, and went straight up the hillside, and transformed himself into a cicada.

The thin wings danced in the wind without effort, and the waist was as thin as a needle. Passing through the cattails and the shade of flowers, it was as fast as a meteor. The eyes were bright and the voice was faint.

The wing flew away and caught up with Zhu Bajie, nailing him under the root of his bristle behind his ear.

Zhu Bajie just kept walking, how could he know there was someone on him. After walking about seven or eight miles, he put down the nail mace, turned around and looked at the place where everyone had rested before.

Pointing his finger, Zhu Bajie cursed: "You weak old monk, the cunning Bi Ma Wen, the weak-looking monk Sha! They are all at ease there, teasing me, an old pig, to make me stumble!

You seek the golden body of the right fruit and the fruit position of Buddha. I, an old pig, don't seek these, but you ask me to patrol the mountain.

Since we all know that there are monsters, why patrol the mountain? It's useless.

Why not find a place to rest here, and go back when the world comes. I vaguely promised him that I just patrolled the mountain, and I don't think they will say anything!"

Zhu Bajie thought more and more that it made sense, and he called himself a smart man.

He walked again with the palladium, and saw a red grass slope in the valley. He went in and made a bed with the palladium. He fell asleep and stretched his waist.

"Have fun! Even the Horse Keeper can't be as comfortable as me!"

Zhu Bajie said quietly, crossing his legs and resting his head on the grass.

Sun Wukong turned into a small insect behind his ear, listening to every word, and couldn't help flying up and teasing him again.

It transformed into a woodpecker again, and saw: its iron beak was sharp and red, and its green feathers were bright and bright. Its pair of steel claws were as sharp as nails, and it didn't mind being hungry in the quiet forest. It loved the dead branches and decayed trees, but hated the lonely old trees. Its round eyes and sharp tail made it lose its spirit, and the sound of peeling was audible.

Zhu Bajie was sleeping soundly when he was hit on the lips. He got up in panic and yelled, "There is a monster! It stabbed me! My mouth hurts so much!"

He reached out to touch it and found that it was bleeding. He said, "What the hell! I am not happy, why is my mouth red?"

He looked at the bloody hand, mumbling to himself, but there was no movement. He said, "There is no monster, why did it stab me?"

When he looked up suddenly, it turned out to be a woodpecker flying in the air.

Zhu Bajie immediately gritted his teeth and cursed, "It's okay for that damned monkey to bully me, but you, a little bird, dare to be so presumptuous!"

After he shouted like this, the woodpecker disappeared without a trace.

Seeing this, Zhu Bajie fell asleep again.

After a while, Sun Wukong flew over again and pecked at the back of his ear.

Zhu Bajie got up in panic and said, "Could this be its old nest? Never mind, I won't sleep here anymore!"

Pick up the nail rake and go straight out of the red grass slope, find a way to go again.

Sun Wukong laughed secretly and said, "This idiot has his eyes wide open, and he can't even recognize his own family!"

He changed his body again, and turned into a cicada, nailed behind his ear, and never left his body.

The fool went into the deep mountains and walked another four or five miles. He saw three square blue stones as big as a table in the valley.

Zhu Bajie put down his palladium and sang a big bow to the stones.

Sun Wukong laughed secretly and said, "This idiot! The stone is not a human, can't speak, and can't return the greeting, so why sing to him."

But then, Sun Wukong understood why Zhu Bajie came here.

It turned out that Zhu Bajie mistook the stone for Tang Sanzang and others and practiced on him in advance.

Zhu Bajie said, "When I go back and see the master, if he asks me if there are monsters, I will say there are monsters.

If he asks me what mountain it is, I will say it is made of mud, earth, tin, copper, steamed flour, paper, or pen.

They think I am stupid. If I say this, I will be stupid. I will just say it is a stone mountain. If he asks me what cave it is, I will just say it is a stone cave.

If he asks me what door it is, I will say it is a nailed iron door. If he asks how far it is inside, I will just say there are three layers inside... Search for ten minutes, and ask how many nails there are on the door, I will just say that I am too busy to remember. I have finished making up stories here, and I will go to fool the Bi Ma Wen!"

Sun Wukong, who was listening from behind, was stunned. He didn't expect Zhu Bajie to speak so freely.

If he hadn't been with Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong might have been fooled by him.

Zhu Bajie turned around and returned the same way. Sun Wukong also flew back in advance, and in his original form, he met Tang Sanzang first.

Seeing Sun Wukong coming, Tang Sanzang said, "Wukong, you are here, why didn't Wuneng come back?"

Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "He is making up a lie, just waiting for you to come."

"What is Bajie making up?" Tang Sanzang didn't believe it.

Sun Wukong said, "Master, you are just protecting your shortcomings. This is a question for you."

So Sun Wukong said, "Master, you are just protecting your shortcomings. This is a question for you to answer."

So Sun Wukong said, "Master, you are just protecting your shortcomings. This is a question for you to answer."He slept in the grass, was woken up by the sting of a woodpecker, and sang to the stone, making up a story about a stone mountain, a stone cave, an iron leaf gate, and a demon, and said it in advance.

Tang Sanzang and Sha Seng were stunned, especially Sha Seng, who believed it without a doubt.

Although Tang Sanzang didn't believe it, he couldn't help but believe it a little when he saw that Sun Wukong said it in a very convincing way.

After he finished speaking, not long after, Zhu Bajie finally came back, and was afraid that he had forgotten the lie, so he lowered his head and reviewed it.

"Idiot! What are you reading?" Sun Wukong shouted.

Zhu Bajie came forward with a smile on his face, and Tang Sanzang said, "Bajie, you've worked hard."

Zhu Bajie waved his hands and said, "It's not hard, it's not hard. I have no choice but to find out the mountain road for my master."

Sun Wukong heard this and said with a smile, "When did Bajie become so polite!"

For some reason, after seeing Sun Wukong's smile, Zhu Bajie felt a little panicked.

But when he thought that he had practiced for a long time and should not be exposed, Zhu Bajie was relieved.

At this time, Tang Sanzang asked: "Are there any monsters?"

Zhu Bajie said: "There are monsters! There are monsters! A bunch of monsters!"

Tang Sanzang asked: "Why did he send you here?"

Zhu Bajie said: "He called me the Pig Ancestor, Pig Grandpa, and arranged some vegetarian soup for me to eat. He said that he would send us across the mountain with flags and drums."

At this time, Sun Wukong couldn't listen anymore and interrupted directly: "I think he fell asleep in the grass and talked in his sleep?"

Zhu Bajie was shocked when he heard it.

Pointing at Sun Wukong, he trembled and said: "How did you know?"

Sun Wukong stepped forward, grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear and said: "Come here, wait for me to ask you.".