"Hahahaha, is Laotan pickled cabbage okay?! After hearing this sentence, I burst out laughing with snot in my nose."
"Poof! Why am I still a little hungry after hearing about Laotan pickled cabbage?"
"I remembered the news again. A worker named Kang Shuaifu stepped on sauerkraut with his bare feet. Thinking about it makes me feel sick to my stomach."
"What if it was the sauerkraut stepped on by Da Mimi?"
"Damn it, man, you are a pervert! However, if you think about it carefully, this plan can indeed be studied"
"The pattern is liberalized, let alone Da Mi Mi. Liu Yifei and Gao Yuanyuan have stepped on it. In fact, it is not impossible."
"Holy shit! Guys, these tastes are really strong! Have you secretly poked a dog in the anus and played a thousand-year killing game?"
"Let’s talk about it. Seeing Lin Yu teasing Da Mi Mi, I feel a little bit embarrassed. Two people have the same look."
"......"
In the camera footage,
Yang Mi's blood pressure soared after hearing about Laotan pickled cabbage, and her pretty face showed a trace of blush.
You still can't get over this hurdle, right?
Lin Yu, a bitch, must be publicly executed here.
A lie may be regarded as a joke, but it can't stop three people from becoming a tiger, Laotan pickled vegetables! Even the adjectives and the sense of picture are created in this horse riding.
This kid really deserves a beating.
Don't be angry, don't be angry!
When the recording of the show is finished, you must put your feet into Lin Yu's mouth.
Let him see if my feet stink?
"Lin Yu, you don’t understand this. Scientific research shows that girls’ feet are sore. The main physiological factors are mental stress or eating spicy food and poor metabolism. They are different from boys."
Yang Mi calmed down and argued with reason.
In this case, the angrier you are, the less anxious you are, otherwise you will get into trouble.
This will not only popularize knowledge, show your personal style and openness, but also transform all disadvantages and desperate situations. Successful peptides are the best strategy!
After hearing Yang Mi's words, Zhang Wei, Huang Minghao, Zhang Yixing, and Peng Peng nodded frequently. They could n't help but sigh in their hearts, and secretly praised Yang Mi for her on-the-spot response.
She is worthy of being the fourth member of the Internal Entertainment Group The first of the Xiaohuadan.
This ability to adapt is really strong. No wonder so many female artists have been defeated in their confrontation with capital. Only Yang Mi and Boss Yang can survive to the end. There are traces of this.
"Current heart rate: 10 0"
After seeing the heart rate slowly drop, Yang Mi also took a long breath.
However, the next moment
"But when we play in a men's team, Bailu's feet smell good."
Lin Yu raised the corners of his mouth and snapped his fingers with a smile.!!!
Boom!
After hearing this sentence, everyone present's expressions and body shapes froze, as if they were petrified.
【Shocked +1 Shocked +1 Shocked +1】
【Shocked + 1 Shocked + 1 Shocked + 1]
And Yang Mi was stunned as if she had been struck by lightning.
Although his body didn't move, his heart was in turmoil, and his eyes gradually became sharper.
"Damn it! Sister Mi seems to have become red and warm."
Peng Peng was so frightened that he couldn't help but swore.
Da Zhang Wei, Huang Minghao and Zhang Yixing were also forced back several steps by the strong murderous aura and death pressure.
"Hahaha"
"OK, OK, OK!"
"My feet are smelly, and other people's feet are smelly, right?"
Yang Mi seemed to be smiling but not smiling, staring at Lin Yu.
"Ding"
"Detected heart rate has reached 110"
"Heart rate has reached 120"
"Heart rate has reached 130"
"The heart rate has reached 140."
In the end, Yang Mi's heart rate was fixed at 147.
Lin Yu did not expect that this sentence was so powerful.
If he had said anything else, Yang Mi might not react very much, but the depth of love, I hated it so much.
After hearing the comparison with Bai Lu from Lin Yu's mouth, I couldn't stand it anymore, I was shocked, and my mentality collapsed!
"Sister Mi, don't be impulsive. Didn't you just say that you can use any means to get your heart rate to 120?"
"Let me clarify for everyone, Sister Mi’s feet do not stink, they smell great."
Lin Yu immediately gave in when he saw Yang Mi's sharp eyes. His main focus was his desire for survival.
"hehe!"
"It's okay, I'm not angry"
"Director He, turn off the camera and let’s put in a commercial!"
Yang Mi's eyebrows are curved, the corners of her mouth are upward, and she is not angry but smiling. But anyone can see that this overwhelming anger has not dissipated at all. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"No, director, let’s move on to the next party"
"Sister Mi wants to kill me, help me! Lin
Yu frowned and ran away, not forgetting to yell at the camera.
"Sister Mi, please be safe and stop chasing me."
"Brother Yu, run away quickly, otherwise it will really become a secret room murder."
Dazhang Wei and Huang Minghao looked like they were admonishing, but in fact they were angry, looking like fools, and laughing.
"One sip of Mirinda brings an explosion of inspiration! Let’s start a new journey of escape room with Xiaomei!"
At this moment, the number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 10 million, and barrages are flying all over the sky.
"Hahaha, it really made me laugh. Isn’t this a secret room exploration program? Why did Lin Yu's style of painting go astray when he came and became so funny?"
".Laotan pickled cabbage, funny level 1000%
"Bailu's feet are so delicious, so funny**%"
"Why don't we keep watching? Is it because the fruit platform has gone bad, or is it because we, the audience, are being bullied and can’t pull out the knife? It is strongly recommended to release the behind-the-scenes story of Yang Mi’s revenge against Lin Yu."
"The atmosphere was so joyful, and I thought the addition of new members would make the atmosphere awkward, but one after another, I felt that these people were very familiar with each other."
Yang Mi: From today on, I hate those people (Lin Yu) who have no sense of boundaries!
"Have you noticed it yet? Since Sister Mi finished filming the Fairy Sword series, she has attended many events. It was basically a work-related fake smile. This was the first time I had seen such an unbridled emotional outburst like today. In fact, it's just like colleagues and friends. The better the relationship, the more fun and fun they can have! I’m kind of looking forward to the feature film of Escape Room."[]
"That's right, what the brother above said was wrong. Real good friends can arouse your emotions (Li Hao), they are not just flattering, pretentious, and superficial."
"I have to say that Lin Yu is so charming. It seems that as long as he is with Lin Yu, no matter who he is, he can put down his airs and the so-called celebrity vanity. They are all brought out of their truest side, which is what we the audience want to see most."
After the commercial, the staff of the program team presented the exclusive whistle of the captain of the first issue.
As expected, it was delivered to Yang Mi.
When the camera turned,
Lin Yu was holding his waist and grinning, with a bitter look on his face.
"Hit the board and finish the game!"
He Shuhua rushed to the show at the first time.
After a few greetings, everyone went back to their homes to find their mothers.
Of course, Lin Yu naturally went in a circle and returned to Yang Mi in Yanjing. , in the villa he purchased.
Lin Yu has planned to have several more in-depth exchanges, and apologizes!.
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