""Shayi vs. Zhou Shen"
After Yao PD said this, his stomach felt a little uncomfortable, and then he waved to Lin Yu.
"This game, you come to control the commentary! I need to go to the bathroom!"
"Be back soon."
Yao pd's face was full of embarrassment and entanglement.
This is the disadvantage of live broadcast!
You have to face many surprises!
"I...I'm quite a social person, is that okay?"
Lin Yu said with a confused look on his face, pretending not to be confident.
???
Fuck you!
This kid took off his pants and farted as soon as he opened his mouth!
Are you still afraid of society?
What a liar!
"OK! It must work for a social terrorist like you!"
After Yao PD finished speaking, he took the toilet paper and hurried out.
"come on, come on, come on"
"Come on Brother Sha!"
"Come on deeply!"
The men's running team and flying guests all waved and cheered for the two.
"Lin Yu, come on, explain well."
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi waved their little fists and winked at Lin Yu who was in the program group.
"OK!"
Lin Yu made some gestures and started his own field control performance.
"Next on the stage are the two treasures of our running men's team!"
"In ancient times, there were crouching dragons, phoenixes, and young tigers, and our men's running team also has two outstanding and proud men."
Hearing this, everyone present brightened up. I have to say that Lin Yu's serious look was still... He's quite handsome, and he doesn't hesitate to praise others when he praises them. He speaks clearly and clearly!
Sha Yi and Zhou Shen were on the stage, and their hearts moved. They didn't expect Lin Yu to be so professional, and the praise made people feel a little ecstatic! It was so refreshing!
Thinking of this , the two of them felt doubly guilty!
Before, they were more or less sorry for Lin Yu!
But the next moment
"No team is perfect. In our team, there is such a combination of the elderly, the weak, the sick and the disabled."
"An old house where a treasure! The old man represents Brother Sha, and the weak chicken represents deepness. This is also the reason why our group soul is weak," Lin Yu said eloquently and confidently.
"!!!"
"I go! Can you say something nice? When did our men's running team become a team for the elderly, weak, sick and disabled?"
"Bah bah bah! You crow's mouth!"
"I believed your evil deeds!"
Sha Yi and Zhou Shou on the stage were also gnashing their teeth and staring angrily. They didn't even want to compete anymore. They wanted to run to the commentary box and kick Lin Yu.
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The program team was also made to burst into laughter by this scene. As expected of Lin Yu, he speaks in a flirtatious manner and every sentence is complete.
The live broadcast room is also abuzz
"Ha ha ha ha! It’s so interesting to explain like this! You are a dragon and a phoenix, you are old, weak, sick and disabled, it sounds like you really have your own merits!"
"Poof! An old house where a treasure! Co-authorship is such a treasure! It makes me laugh to death, Lin Yu knows how to praise people!"
"Bai Lu's wife and Yu Qi's wife were both furious. They probably cheered Lin Yu up and their intestines were filled with regret!"
"I can't stop laughing. I just saw the eyes of Sha Yi and the people around me who wanted to stab him. I can't hide it at all!"
"If this is the explanation, then I won’t be sleepy! If you can speak, speak more."
"........." in the lens.
Sha Yi and Zhou Shen moved their muscles and started stretching preparations before the game.
"By the way, who is Shayi?"
When Lin Yu reached the top, he also held the cameraman's cell phone as a wake-up call, like a storyteller, and put it on the ground.
Cameraman: ???
Hearing Lin Yu's words, everyone present was shocked.
Hahahaha!
Why is there a character introduction here?
It's like a biography of a celebrity!
Sha Yi stretched out his arms, paused, and frowned.
Could it be that there are other great people in our ancestors?
"It is said that in the Lingxiao Palace, the general who broke the glass lamp broke the law of heaven and was demoted to the quicksand river."
"Get out of here!"
"Your ancestor is Monk Sha~!"
Sha Yi flew into a rage and interrupted Lin Yu's introduction.
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"Hahahahaha!"
"Goose goose goose goose"
"Why does Brother Sha seem to be admiring him! It made me laugh so hard, these two are so funny"
"Poof! Monk Sha is okay. I thought it was old, but I didn’t expect it to be a fairy tale."
"....."
After simple stretching.
Sha Yi and Zhou Shen stepped down one after another, but the two of them were indeed not as flexible as Li Chen and Zhang Yishan.
After fiddling with it for a long time, I finally found a comfortable position and curled up in it.
This game obviously does not have an advantage for players who are heavier and have shorter legs.
"Brother Sha, this is a good move, just like the Australian koala, staying the same to cope with all changes."
"He directly took out the posture of an old tree with roots to defend against the enemy."
Hahahahaha!
Koala in Australia!
Old trees with roots!?
What kind of nonsense is this? The words of tiger and wolf!
When everyone heard this, they all started talking. A whole room of laughter.
Uh.....However, looking at Sha Yi's confused appearance, it fits the situation quite well.
Lin Yu's description is really vivid.
"Brother Sha moved!"
I saw Sha Yi tilting his body and groping for the pole in the first row next to him, but the pole retracted directly."
"Brother Sha is very angry now, and there is a lot of resentment in his eyes! It seems to be saying that the program crew is all two-armed!" ah?
???
"No, no, that's not what I thought."
Sha Yi quickly waved his hands on the stage.
Prove your innocence!
Hahahaha!
Seeing Sha Yi's embarrassed look, everyone couldn't help laughing.
Lin Yu said Maybe, he really said what Sha Yi was thinking.
At this moment, Lin Yu was Sha Yi's mouth substitute!
On the stage, everyone around him covered his mouth and snickered.
"Smiling deeply, he smiled at the unlucky Brother Sha, living like a clown, smiling at Brother Sha's seemingly happy but unsatisfactory life."
Lin Yu spoke eloquently.
Zhou Shen:???
"Hey, I don’t have one!"
"Brother Sha, don’t misunderstand me!"
"Lin Yu, don't stir up trouble here!"
The smile that had been on his face just now suddenly stopped, and his expression was solemn.
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A seemingly happy but unsatisfactory life?
Ha ha ha ha!
Lin Yu has never made so many dirty talk! ?
When everyone heard this, they turned around and covered their mouths to snicker, remembering the previous scene of asking Brother Sha.
Is it possible that Sha Yi's Bai Yueguang is really Zhu Dan? It makes people have endless reverie
"No, if you don't let me stir up trouble, then you two will do it. How about I explain?"
After hearing Lin Yu's words,
Sha Yi and Zhou Shen paused, it was the same thing!
"come here"
"come here"
"You come here first"
"You come here first."
Sha Yi and Zhou Shen hooked their fingers with each other, looking tentatively at each other, very wary.
They were worried that the other party would take the initiative! (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
This is not like the previous group,
Zhang Yishan and Li Chen came so fiercely, both of them were in defensive postures. They looked like gentlemen using their words but not using their hands!
"How about I go there?"
Lin Yu was speechless by this grinding look.
"I'll give you three seconds, if you don't move! Let's just remove all the poles and see who can stay on the mat longer."
As soon as Lin Yu came up with this idea, he was instantly recognized by the program team.
"Don't, don't, don't!"
Hearing this, Sha Yi and Zhou Shen quickly waved.Sha Yi was too lazy to move, but he was afraid that he would not be able to jump over.
Everyone has their own concerns and worries!
""Oh my God!"
Seeing the whole body taking a big step forward, Sha Yi blurted out a startled voice, like a frightened bird.
And Sha Yi retracted the pole in his hand. This made Sha Yi's face look pale. One restraint
"Go quickly, go quickly, push past!"
Zhang Yishan and Li Chen quickly gave Sha Yi advice in the audience.
"If you are forced into a corner, it will be dangerous if the pole is fully retracted later."
At this moment, the whole body seemed to find the trick, and took another step forward like a rabbit.
Sha Yi was immediately forced to stay in place and moved. No.
And the whole body also followed suit,
"no! Are you two playing chess here?"
"Fight against each other! Slowly and leisurely"
"Zhoushen, are you trying to survive this old man?"
Lin Yu said bluntly.
Live broadcast room
"Ha ha ha ha! Tactics to survive the old man! Lin Yu's words are too sexy"
"It’s really this rhythm! Reminds me of a ruthless person"
"Could it be the (chess) rider War Eagle?"
"Anyone out there, let me introduce you, who is War Eagle?"
"This can be regarded as the first Go player in history. Playing Go with an old lady, he was so hungry that he became sick due to hypoglycemia. This is known in history as the tactic of fighting an eagle to beat the old lady."
"Hahaha! I feel that the whole body is also in this rhythm. I have to wait until Brother Sha has no strength left, and then he will make another sneak attack."
"Hey! The whole body is moving"
"......"
In the picture,
Zhou Shen, with quick eyes and quick hands, suddenly jumped onto the remaining pole, and a black tiger ripped out his heart.
Grab it hard!
"What kind of trick is this?"
The soldiers came to block it, and the water came to cover it up!
Sha Yi took advantage of the situation and lay down on the pole, as if he was relying on it.
His small body was fidgeting here for a long time, and Sha Yi was stunned and motionless.
However, the next moment, his eyes were all over the place. In a flash, he jumped directly onto Sha Yi.
"Ouch yo yo!"
"No, my waist?"
Shayi looked in pain and grinned.
"Hahaha, Brother Sha has completely changed from a graceful old man to a mask of pain,"
Li Chen joked in the audience.
In the end, Sha Yi couldn't bear the severe pain in his waist and slipped into the pile of foam.
Sha Yi out, congratulations. The whole body wins!
".The whole body is so flexible, it feels like he can live here,"
Sha Yi curled his lips and said with conviction. The next match between Bai Lu and Yang Ying is actually a lot to watch, even though both of them are running In the boy band, everyone is holding their breath, just like the replacement of old and new stars.
It is obvious that during the period when Yang Ying did not come to run the male role, Bai Lu basically replaced Yang Ying's position and personality.
And it is different from In the previous Reba, Bai Lu's positions were obviously more stable and stronger!
Although they appeared to be friendly and amiable, in reality, there was an undercurrent. This is natural. After all, the exposure rate of the camera is fixed. Bai Lu has one more, Yang Ying Naturally, one portion is missing
"I'm not very good at it! Today the makeup artist specially gave me a manicure for my outfit."
"I can't do anything!"
Bai Lu looked aggrieved and pitiful. Holding the pole, she curled up like she had a stomach cramp.
"Bai Lu, please move"
"This shows that I am too weak to win."
Yang Ying widened her beautiful eyes and looked for the opportunity to kill with one strike.
"Let's fight, let's fight!"
"Both of them are moving!"
Everyone in the audience was furious, especially Song Yuqi. As another running boy resident girl, she hoped that the snipe and the clam would compete with each other and reap the benefits.
"I go!"
The next scene also surprised Lin Yu.
When the two girls came closer, there was a sudden thunder and sudden change.
I saw Bai Lu and Yang Ying also fighting hard, dodging left and right, jumping over walls!
Even better than Zhang Yishan and Li Chen That group moved even faster.
But the general situation was that Bai Lu was dodging, while Yang Ying was chasing after her.
These two girls also made full use of the characteristics of the pole, jumping back and forth!
It was like a mountain of flowers and fruits The monkeys in Shuiliandong are generally flexible
"After a while, the lying down was over, and the two of them were left to wipe the mat."
"This efficiency is much better than that of the cleaning ladies," Lin Yu said extremely seriously.
Hahahaha!
Everyone burst into laughter after hearing this.
It really is true!
Bai Lu and Yang Ying walked past each other. In the meantime, all the mats (Zhao Hao) were wiped clean.
In the end, the poles on the field were retracted, and the fight reached the final fierce stage.
Bai Lu and Yang Ying also fell into the sponge pool.
Slowly The footage showed that Bai Lu would fall 0.1 seconds later, so this round Yang Ying was out and Bai Lu won.
Hearing this result, Bai Lu was also confused, with question marks written all over his face, but he was secretly happy in his heart.
Watch in the live broadcast room I'm also hooked
"Wow, it must be a woman’s desire to win! This is so exciting and beautiful!"
"Hahaha, I'm sure these two people have some personal grudges"
"Go ahead, Bai Lu and Yang Ying are so flexible. It’s really amazing."
"Let me tell you! You also need to find a girlfriend who has learned dancing. It will definitely give you a new and unprecedented feeling."
"........"
"What a disgraceful win."
Bai Lu laughed in the sponge pool.
Next, it was the battle between Guan Xiaotong and Song Yuqi
"Oops, I'm already tired."
Because of Guan Xiaotong's long legs, people always stepped on the pole. She knelt on the pole in a daze, with a look of pain on her face.
"You two girls from Yanjing, let’s have a PK!"
Li Chen, as a native of Yanjing, was in the audience.
Song Yuqi and Guan Xiaotong have known each other for a long time.
People in Beijing circles say they are big and small, and they are small. To be able to get into this position, the family background is not ordinary.
Only Seeing that the two people were strangled together very quickly.
It was as if they were in an octagonal cage and the free fighting mode was turned on.
However, there was no substantial pushing action between the two people. In the end, Guan Xiaotong was scratched directly on the itchy flesh by Song Yuqi, and the sharp point was They kept falling.
Guan Xiaotong out! Song Yuqi won.
And the last showdown finally came.
It instantly attracted the attention and expectations of the audience.
Lin Yu VS Zheng Kai...
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