Double comparison: Neptune Sasuke, the whole ninja world is numb

【"I!"】

【Jiraiya's face turned red from suppressing it】

【What do you mean by an old gangster who is always peeping!】

【Can this bastard Orochimaru speak?~！】

【That... I was just collecting materials for art!】

【"Not to mention Tsunade's arrogant character-"】

【Orochimaru shook his head and said:"Even if she is just an ordinary woman, would she be able to accept your habit of peeping around?"】

【"……But!"】

【Jiraiya couldn't help but retort: ​​"Uchiha Sasuke, can he be any better than me? How many women does he have now!"】

【And he’s still such a scumbag since he was a kid!】

【There are already so many people in his family!】

【Why is it that with Tsunade's character, she can still accept someone like Uchiha Sasuke!】

【"Can that be the same as you? Jiraiya, stop putting gold on your face."】

【Orochimaru said with some disgust】

【"……Why is it different?!"】

【Jiraiya is completely unconvinced!】

【Why!】

【Draw materials for art yourself, if this Tsunade can't accept it】

【Then why can she accept so many women from Sasuke Uchiha!】

【"Tsk tsk, such a simple thing, Jiraiya, you can understand it if you think about it from the perspective of a bystander."】

【Orochimaru shook his head and said:"Sasuke-sama has many women in his family. What will others say about this? Isn't this a normal thing in the ninja world? Isn't that the case with nobles and daimyo?"】

【"And Jiraiya... what do you think most people would think of your behavior of peeping around? Most women would think this is perverted!"】

【This habit of Jiraiya……】

【Don't tell me Tsunade will feel sick!】

【Orochimaru himself felt disgusted!】

【What's the point of peeping!】

【Jiraiya, it’s not like you don’t have money, why don’t you even spend some money?! It doesn’t cost much!】

【"I, I...pervert?!"】

【Jiraiya's expression twisted for a moment】

【Is this what Orochimaru thinks of him?……】

【"Jiraiya, even if you have three wives and four concubines, you will give others a much better impression than a voyeur."】

【Orochimaru sighed and said】

【Three wives and four concubines, the most others can say is a scumbag!】

【while peeping……】

【No matter it is a man or a woman, who would like such a person!】

【No one wants to see themselves or their wives being spied on by an old gangster in a hot spring or bathhouse! 】

In the chat room.

Jiraiya:"I……"

Could it be that his voyeuristic impression on others is worse than that of three wives and four concubines...

Namikaze Minato:"Jiraiya-sensei, this habit of yours... is really not good.……"

Even Jiraiya's disciples like him can't stand it...

Uzumaki Kushina:"That's right! Jiraiya-sensei, you are obviously old, but you still like to peep, how unruly!"

Tsunade:"This old man Pervert, this is what you will do in this life!"

Bei Liuhu said:"By the way, Jiraiya, how did you develop such a habit? With your strength and appearance, at least not ugly, even if you can't catch Tsunade , but if you want a woman, you shouldn’t need to peeping, right?"

And... what’s the use of peeping?

I can't vent...

Even after the peeping, the pressure is even heavier...

Orochimaru:"If you peeped... I guess Jiraiya is mainly pursuing that kind of psychological stimulation, right?"

Hatake Kakashi:" Is it psychologically exciting? Hiding in the dark and peeking, you may be discovered at any time, but you don’t want to retreat, hoping to see as many more exciting pictures as possible before being discovered.……"

……It seems quite exciting!

Uzumaki Kushina:"Kakashi, please stop watching the kissing paradise."

Terumi Mei:"What a pervert!"

Temari:"Disgusting!"

Hatake Kakashi:"……"

He just thought about it, but he obviously didn't do anything...

Orochimaru:"I probably understand what Jiraiya is thinking... He wants to pursue Tsunade but can't, and he goes out to prostitute but can't really do it. You have to protect yourself like a jade for Tsunade, but as a result...the pressure cannot be vented, which may lead to some mental illness, right?"

Jiraiya:"？？？"

Horse riding!

What the hell!

What the hell is that bastard Orochimaru talking about!

Who is mentally ill?!

Hatake Kakashi:"Is this so... It seems to make sense."

Ebisu:"Is this actually the case... I said Jiraiya-sama's intimate paradise is written so excitingly, it turns out it's Jiraiya You adults have written down all your fantasies.……"

Orochimaru:"Jiraiya couldn't vent the physical pressure, so the pressure gradually transferred to the mental level... Then, he chose to use peeping to get mental stimulation."

Jiraiya:"Orochimaru Shut up you bastard! It's not like what you said at all!"

Tsunade:"Tsk, Jiraiya, are you in a hurry?"

Orochimaru:"I didn't say that, so what could be the reason? Is it because you are born perverted, Jiraiya, so you like to peek?"

Jiraiya:"……" grass!

What the hell!

Why have I become a pervert again?

This can’t be explained!

Gold framed screen, continue playing

【"me, me, me……"】

【Jiraiya's expression changed, and he made up his mind:"I will definitely change in the future, and I will never peep again!"】

【"……Ah"】

【Orochimaru shook his head and said noncommittally:"I hope so."】

【Jiraiya guy……】

【Can he really change?】

【Been like this for decades】

【How is it possible to break this habit all at once?】

【I guess...you still have to be a dog to eat shit.】

【"but……"】

【Orochimaru turned around and said:"It's useless for you to change it now. After all, everything has already happened. Tsunade is already pregnant. It's too late for you to change it now.""】

【"……"】

【Jiraiya felt discouraged】

【Oh shit!】

【What else should I change?】

【Tsunade has become someone else's!】

【Even if he could really change it, he wouldn't be able to change anything.……】

【"I...I still don't understand"】

【Jiraiya had a look of confusion on his face:"With Tsunade's character, how could Tsunade accept there are so many women in Sasuke Uchiha's family?"】

【This is wrong!】

【With Tsunade's arrogant temperament, how could she fill up Sasuke Uchiha's harem?】

【"This is indeed not easy"】

【Orochimaru also nodded in agreement:"Sasuke-sama, it took him several years to get Tsunade.""】

【Compared to the other women Sasuke-sama has now】

【Tsunade can be said to be the most difficult one to deal with.】

【"……Of course, that may not be entirely possible."】

【Orochimaru thought for a while and said:"If Sasuke-sama is single and there is not such a big age gap between him and Tsunade, it shouldn't take too much effort to get Tsunade.""】

【"……"】

【Jiraiya's face suddenly changed】

【How can it be!】

【Tsunade, how could it be so easy to handle?!】

【"By the way, Orochimaru!"] (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【Jiraiya looked angry："I almost ignored it just now! Orochimaru, you bastard, you already knew that Uchiha Sasuke was going to attack Tsunade, but you didn’t tell me at all?!"】

【Fortunately, I still regard you as my most important friend!】

【You didn't even tell yourself such a big thing!】

【Orochimaru, that bastard, knows his thoughts about Tsunade best!】

【"What's the use of telling you?"】

【Orochimaru curled his lips:"Do you think, even if you knew in advance, you would have the opportunity to make any changes?"】

【"Why is it impossible!"】

【Jiraiya retorted:"By the way, in the past two years, Uchiha Sasuke has also arranged that task for me, asking me to teach ANBU to adapt to, use natural energy, and exert the power of your immortal curse seal!"】

【"hateful! From this point of view, he must be trying to drive me away so that he can attack Tsunade!"】

【That must be the case!】

【Damn it, I was actually calculated!】

【"……"】

【Orochimaru was speechless for a while:"Jiraiya, are you too confident in yourself?"】

【This guy thinks too highly of himself, right?……】

【And they specially sent him away……】[]

【This guy Jiraiya is quite clever!】

【"Is there something wrong with what I said?!"】

【Jiraiya said unconvinced:"Uchiha Sasuke must think so!"】

【"Ah!"】

【Orochimaru sneered and said mockingly:"Jiraiya, if I were Sasuke-sama, I would stop arranging work for you in the past few years, so that you still have the opportunity to hang around in front of Tsunade!"】

【"In this way, with you as a comparison, it might be easier to defeat Tsunade!"】

【opposite】

【Jiraiya's face turned red from suppressing it. 】

Ask for flowers

【Horse riding!】

【Orochimaru, you bastard, what do you mean?】

【I am actually only used for comparison?!】

【"Jiraiya, calm down and think about it."】

【Orochimaru said disdainfully:"Comparing you with Sasuke-sama, from Tsunade's perspective, do you have any advantage?"】

【"Me, why didn’t I……"】

【Jiraiya frowned and started thinking】

【Advantage……】

【Compared to Uchiha Sasuke, does he have any advantage in attacking Tsunade?】

【Looks?】

【That bastard Uchiha Sasuke is indeed pretty good-looking and a little stronger than him.】

【In terms of strength...that guy seems to be slightly stronger than me.……】

【And that guy is still Hokage……】

【"I...I grew up with Tsunade!"】

【Jiraiya struggled for a long time and said:"Besides, I also want to know Tsunade better! He knows Tsunade far better than Uchiha Sasuke!"】

【"Ah……"】

【Orochimaru shook his head for a while, with pity in his voice:"So, Jiraiya, you actually have such an advantage?"】

【"……"】

【Jiraiya felt like he was about to die of suffocation.】

【"You said you and Tsunade grew up together. What advantage is this?"】

【Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya with pity:"Doesn't this mean that you haven't been able to catch Tsunade for so many years, so your hope of catching Tsunade is actually even smaller now, doesn't it?"】

【"……"】

【Jiraiya was stunned】

【Damn, it seems so!】

【"Also, growing up with Tsunade... ha!"】

【Orochimaru shook his head and took a sip of wine:"If this is an advantage, then I also grew up with Tsunade."】

【"you……"】

【Jiraiya's expression was slightly distorted】

【This guy Orochimaru can't be counted.……】

【He's not interested in women at all】

【But...it does make some sense to say this.……】

【This so-called advantage of mine is actually incomparable to Orochimaru.……】

【"……Well, then at least I know Tsunade better than Uchiha Sasuke?"】

【Jiraiya retorted unwillingly:"Isn't this at least an advantage?"】

【"This is true"】

【Orochimaru nodded and agreed:"However, this advantage is not just yours. Sasuke-sama, if he wants to understand Tsunade's character traits, Jiraiya, I know Tsunade no less than you do.""】

【"……"】

【Jiraiya was startled, and then his expression changed instantly:"Orochimaru, you...what do you mean?!"】

【Horse riding!】

【Co-written by Orochimaru, this bastard has not only been hiding it from himself!】

He's still helping that guy Sasuke Uchiha conquer Tsunade, right?!】

【"just as you imagine"】

【Orochimaru nodded and said】

【"grass!"】

【Jiraiya's mentality collapsed:"You, you are really my good friend!"】

【Oh shit!】

【Let’s all be friends!】

【No more love!】

【Jiraiya originally thought that finding out that Tsunade and Uchiha Sasuke were together today, and even pregnant, would be heartbreaking enough!】

【Unexpectedly, Orochimaru stabbed him again!】

【I like Tsunade and want to pursue her!】

【Orochimaru knows all this!】

【However, not only did this guy not come to help him, he also went to help that guy Uchiha Sasuke!】

【He even kept it secret from himself!】

【Even now that Tsunade is pregnant, Orochimaru still hasn't told him anything!】

【It wasn't until he accidentally discovered the truth today that Orochimaru, the bastard, admitted it!】

【"……No, Orochimaru, fight with me later!"】

【Jiraiya took a sip of wine and said in a sour mood:"You bastard! This is a major event that involves my life's happiness, and you betrayed me! Are you worthy of me?!"】

【"That's what I say, but I don't think you can do it, Jiraiya."】

【Orochimaru smiled lightly and said:"Moreover, this also involves Tsunade's lifelong happiness. I think there is no chance between you and Tsunade, Jiraiya, and the future should be better for Tsunade and Sasuke-sama together.""】

【"Look, isn’t this the result now? Tsunade should be very satisfied with her current life"】

【"……"】

【Jiraiya was stunned】

【this……】

【Why does it sound slightly reasonable? Husband】.