Double comparison: Neptune Sasuke, the whole ninja world is numb

Chapter 264

Orochimaru:"Oh, this day has finally arrived. I have been looking forward to it for a long time."

Jiraiya:"……Horse riding! Orochimaru, what's your mentality, you bastard?!"

I've run out of friends!

It's a shame that I still regard you as my most important friend!

In the end, you actually expected to watch my jokes?!

Uzumaki Kushina:"I actually heard the news about Tsunade-san's pregnancy as soon as I came up. It's so exciting.!"

Namikaze Minato:"I don't know if Jiraiya-sensei over there can bear it.……"

Orochimaru:"Haha, you have to have confidence in Jiraiya. Even if he knows about Tsunade's pregnancy, Jiraiya will definitely be able to live strong."

Jiraiya:"……"

I don't even have confidence in myself...

Originally, I was still looking forward to continuing to have a relationship with Tsunade.

As a result, I suddenly heard the news that Tsunade was pregnant!

Who can bear this?

【impossible!】

【This is absolutely impossible!】

【Jiraiya shook his head crazily, denying it repeatedly in his heart】

【These young girls just love spreading such nonsense!】

【How dare you spread such outrageous rumors that Tsunade is pregnant!】

【He wouldn’t believe a word of it anyway!】

【How is that possible!】

【Tsunade is pregnant...heh, impossible!】

【He is one of Tsunade's best friends!】

【He didn't even hear the news at all】

【This kind of thing is absolutely false!】

【"Yeah……"】

【Jiraiya nodded repeatedly, convinced in his heart:"How could something so outrageous happen... Isn't it inexplicable? How could Tsunade suddenly become pregnant!"】

【This is illogical!】

【If Tsunade is pregnant, it means that Tsunade will have to be with some man first.】

【Where can such a person exist?!】

【He had never heard of Tsunade having any close contact with any man.】

【and……】

【If Tsunade is really with someone and plans to have a baby】

【Tsunade would not hide this kind of thing from herself and Orochimaru, the two friends who grew up with Tsunade.】

【"Yes, that’s right, that’s it!"】

【Jiraiya quickly convinced himself in his heart】

【Tsunade's pregnancy... must be a rumor!】

【Ah……】

【It seems that there is no need to eavesdrop on the chat between the two little girls.】

【It's just some outrageous gossip spread among women.】

【Thinking like this】

【Jiraiya was about to get up and leave】

【However】

【But her body was firmly pressed against the corner of the wall.】

【Listen carefully】

【I want to see what other outrageous gossip you can make up!】

【It’s time to take care of these little girls in Konoha Hospital!】

【He even dared to spread rumors about Tsunade, the dean!】

【Hmm...listen carefully and reflect with Tsunade later】

【We can't let these little girls ruin Tsunade's reputation!】

【the other side】

【Two female staff members whispering】

【Continuously reaching Jiraiya's ears】

【"seriously? Is this news… true?"】

【"Eighty percent of the time that’s the case!"】

【"This news is too shocking!"】

【"If I'm not sure at all, I wouldn't dare spread such news about Tsunade-sama."】

【"This is true... Lady Tsunade is actually pregnant, hiss! Did Tsunade-sama stop working because of this?"】

【"We'll find out about this kind of thing in a few months."】

【"Indeed, if Tsunade-sama returns to work after more than ten months, then Ishizui will have given birth to a child!"】

【at the corner】

【Jiraiya curled his lips slightly】

【These two bastards】

【Made up to look like the real thing!】

【He almost believed it!】

【Tsunade has not been working at Konoha Hospital during this time. She must be busy with other things.】

【How could she be pregnant and give birth to a baby?】

【The chatter of gossip continues】

【"But, why would Tsunade-sama hide information about something like this? He actually stopped working without any explanation."】

【"Haha, I guess it must be related to the child’s father!"】

【"If you say that... is the rumor about Tsunade-sama that was circulated before true?.！"】

【"That must be it!"】

【"I see... I think I can figure out why Tsunade-sama wants to hide the news."】

【"Probably because I feel embarrassed. After all, the age gap between Tsunade-sama and Hokage-sama is quite big, and Hokage-sama is so... philandering!"】

【"What’s this! The only person in the entire ninja world who is worthy of Tsunade-sama is Hokage-sama."】

【Naruto?】

【who?】

【Sasuke Uchiha?】

【What the hell?!】

【Jiraiya frowned】

【Why are the rumors still involving him?】

【It’s getting more and more outrageous!】

【From what those two little girls said, it seemed as if Tsunade and Uchiha Sasuke were together, and it seemed that Tsunade was pregnant with Uchiha Sasuke's child!】

【so funny!】

【how could it be possible!】

【Even if they say that the man is Orochimaru, Jiraiya will believe it more】

【And that guy Uchiha Sasuke……】

【Let’s not even talk about that guy’s age!】

【Let’s just talk about how carefree Uchiha Sasuke is!】

【Although no one dares to say anything about this kind of thing in public, in private, everyone in Konoha who is well-informed knows it.】

【Uchiha Sasuke, the Fifth Hokage, has been dating several girlfriends at the same time since his ninja school days!】

【In the past few years after becoming Hokage, all the outstanding female ninjas from all the major ninja villages in the ninja world have been spared!】

【Such people!】

【How could Tsunade fall in love with him?!】

【With Tsunade's proud personality, how could she lower herself to add one to Sasuke Uchiha's harem?!】

【impossible!】

【The conversation continues】

【"However, if it were Hokage-sama, then many things would make sense."】

【"Indeed, I don’t know when Tsunade-sama and Hokage-sama started."】

【"I remember that some time ago, someone knocked on the door in Tsunade-sama’s office, but there was no response. However, Tsunade-sama came out of the office anyway!"】

【"Huh~"】

【"Also, I once saw Tsunade-sama changing her clothes when she came in and out of the office!"】

【"Is there such a thing?! Tsk, what a fun way to play."】

【"After all, Tsunade-sama's place is so big, it should be very attractive to Hokage-sama."】

【"Oh, men are all like this! Unexpectedly, even Hokage-sama is no exception!"】

【"correct! I heard someone say before that when Tsunade-sama came to work here in the morning, she didn’t seem to come from the direction of Tsunade-sama’s house, but from the direction of Tsunade-sama’s house.……"】

【"Coming from the direction of Hokage-sama's house?"】

【"That's right!"】

【"So, it seems like Tsunade-sama has already moved into the Hokage-sama's house."】

【"What's the point in hiding it even though we're already living together?"】

【"I guess I can't keep it secret for long... When Tsunade-sama's child is born, is it possible that Tsunade-sama can still ignore her own child?"】

【"Tsk tsk, when the time comes, Tsunade-sama will introduce it to others and say that this child’s name is Uchiha so-and-so……"】

【"Ha ha! Let me just say, sooner or later you won’t be able to hide it!"】

【the other side】

【The expression on Jiraiya's face changes crazily】

【this……】

【Why are those two little girls talking more and more detailedly?】

【Tsunade...could she still be doing something with Uchiha Sasuke in her office?】

【Office play...Is Tsunade that bold?】

【No, that's not right!】

【Jiraiya quickly shook his head】

【My own thinking has been distorted! 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【This is just the random thoughts of those two little girls!】

【Tsunade, she probably just took a rest in her office.】

【As for changing clothes...it must be because of some kind of surgery or experiment!】

【Isn't it normal to change clothes after an operation or experiment?】

【So are those two little girls!】

【They can actually think about this kind of thing!】

【As for Tsunade coming to Konoha Hospital, she seems to have come from the direction of Uchiha Sasuke's house.……】

【What does this mean?】

【Maybe Tsunade went there to buy something in the morning before coming to work at Konoha Hospital.】

【Isn’t this normal? ]

Orochimaru:"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Jiraiya, youIt's hopeless."

Jiraiya:"……"

Uzumaki Kushina:"Oh, you can never expect to wake up someone who is pretending to sleep."

Jiraiya:"……What do you mean I'm pretending to sleep?! This is obviously because Tsunade is with Sasuke Sasuke and is even pregnant and planning to have a baby. This kind of thing is so outrageous. I don't believe it, it's normal!

Orochimaru:"You're just deceiving yourself and others, what else can you explain!""[]

Uzumaki Kushina:"Well, I think, even Jiraiya-sensei, you saw Sister Tsunade and Sasuke Sasuke alone in the lounge for several hours, and when they came out, they changed their clothes and were all sweaty and red. Their face and throat are mute, there are strawberry marks on their necks, and their legs are weak when they walk. You might also think that they have gone to practice some special ninjutsu."

Jiraiya:"……impossible!"

How could he be so stupid!

Tsunade:"Kushina...you don't need to describe it in such detail.……"

This made her unable to help but have some thoughts.……

【The whispered exchange between the two female staff members continued.】

【the other side】

【Jiraiya listened and shook his head.】

【so funny!】

【That’s outrageous!】

【These little girls are so good at making things up!】

【Each of the so-called evidences has a nose and an eye!】

【"Lord Jiraiya?"】

【A familiar voice suddenly came from behind】

【"！"】

【Jiraiya was startled, turned around, and then breathed a sigh of relief:"It's Shizune, you scared me"】

【Shizune frowned and said with a look of disgust:】

【"Jiraiya-sama, you are not...peeping at something, are you?"】

【This is Konoha Hospital!】

【It’s not a hot spring or a women’s bath!】

【Jiraiya-sama wouldn't peep into a place like this, would he?!】

【"What are you thinking about?"】

【Jiraiya couldn't help but shook his head and said】

【He turned around and looked at the other side of the corner.】

【The two little girls who were talking about Tsunade just now are no longer here.】

【"Shizune, I discovered something very important about Tsunade!"】

【Jiraiya said very seriously:"I just heard that two of your staff here were privately spreading some rumors about Tsunade's disappearance! Shizune, I must remind Tsunade about this!"】

【".……"】

【Shizune wanted to speak but stopped for a while.】

【Rumors spread here at Konoha Hospital】

【She has heard a lot of these too……】

【Moreover, Tsunade-sama actually knows about this, but she just has no way to control it.……】

【because……】

【That's actually not a rumor……】

【"Shizune, you have to get serious!"】

【Jiraiya said seriously:"We can't let those little girls fabricate gossip about Tsunade and ruin Tsunade's reputation!"】

【"Jiraiya-sama, I……"】

【Shizune was confused for a while, but she didn't know what to say better.】

【Do you want to tell Jiraiya-sama the truth?】

【This may be a bit cruel to Lord Jiraiya.……】

【Moreover, Tsunade-sama probably doesn’t want her to tell anyone.】

【"……Jiraiya-sama, please don't worry about this."】

【Shizune struggled for a long time and said helplessly.】

【"What do you mean?"】

【Jiraiya frowned:"I am Tsunade's friend. Now there are rumors about Tsunade. As a friend, shouldn't I remind you?"】

【"……"】

【Silence was speechless for a while】

【"Shizune, you don’t know how outrageous what those two little girls said!"】

【Jiraiya shook his head for a while:"You actually made up rumors that Tsunade and Uchiha Sasuke were together, and even said that Tsunade was pregnant with a child made by Uchiha! It's simply too much! You are talking such nonsense! Tsunade You must take care of it!"】

【"……"】

【Shizune's face turned red from suppressing it, and she said helplessly:"Anyway, Jiraiya-sama, don't worry about this, just leave it to me. I will report it to Tsunade-sama.""】

【"……That's okay"】

【Jiraiya nodded, and suddenly remembered something:"Oh, by the way, Shizune, what has Tsunade been doing recently? She doesn't seem to be working at Konoha Hospital. I also want to get together with her and Orochimaru today. Coming"】

【"……"】

【Shizune opened her mouth, but didn't know what to say:"Jiraiya-sama... Tsunade-sama, this may not be convenient recently.……"】

【"What on earth is she doing?"】

【Jiraiya was confused:"Did Uchiha Sasuke arrange some secret mission for her?"】

(Qian Zhao Zhao)"Jiraiya-sama, please stop asking."】

【Shizune clasped her hands together and bowed slightly:"I'm doing this for your own good."】

【"……"】

【Jiraiya's face froze:"You, what do you mean?"】

【What does it mean to be good for him?】

【Tsunade……】

【Could it be that if he knew what Tsunade was doing recently, wouldn't it be a good thing for him?】

【Sudden!】