People write diaries in Zongwu, and the game comes back to life

Obviously, these people were playing tricks on Zhu Erdan.

But as I said before, Zhu Erdan is slow by nature, and to put it bluntly, he is a bit stupid.

To put it bluntly, it's stupid.

So Zhuerdan laughed after hearing these words and left the table.

Everyone thought that Zhu Erdan had fallen out with them, but no one thought that not long after, they heard a shout outside the door:"I have invited the bearded master!" As soon as everyone stood up, they saw Zhu Erdan carrying the judge on his back. Come in.

He put the judge on the table, raised his wine glass and made three toasts.

This frightened everyone. They just said it casually, but who knew that Zhu Erdan, a fool, actually carried the judge back.

When everyone saw the judge's ferocious look, everyone in the seats was frightened and asked Zhuerdan to carry him back again.

Zhu Erdan raised his wine glass, poured the wine on the ground, and prayed:"The students are rude, I'm sorry the Grand Master won't be offended! My home is not far from here. Please come and have a drink whenever you feel like it. Don't be shy." There is no difference between humans and gods!"

After saying that, he really carried the judge back.

But what Zhu Erdan didn't expect was that the judge actually heard Zhu Erdan's words.

So at night the next day, when Zhu Erdan was drinking at home, the judge actually came to visit him.

Zhu Erdan was shocked when he saw the judge, thinking that he had offended the judge yesterday and that the judge was here to kill him.

Who would have known that the judge smiled and said:"No. Thanks to your generous invitation yesterday, I am free tonight, so I came here to meet you, a wise man."

Zhu Erdan was overjoyed and pulled the judge's clothes to ask him to sit down quickly. Next, he got up and washed the wine utensils, and lit a fire to warm the wine.

The judge said:"The weather is warm, let's drink it cold."

Zhu Erdan obeyed, put the wine bottle on the table, and ran to tell his family to buy dishes and fruits.

When his wife found out, she was shocked and persuaded him to hide in the house and not go out.

Zhu Erdan refused to listen and immediately waited for her to prepare the dishes, then brought them over, changed the wine glasses, and the two started drinking.

Zhu Erdan asked the judge's name.

The judge said:"My surname is Lu, but I have no given name."

Zhu Erdan talked to him about classical knowledge, and the judge answered fluently.

Zhu Erdan asked him again:"Do you understand the current eight-part essay?"

The judge said:"You can still tell the good from the bad. Reading and composing in the underworld are similar to those in the human world."

Judge Lu drank a lot and drank ten glasses in a row. Because Zhuerdan had been drinking all day, he felt drunk and fell asleep on the table. When I woke up, I saw the candle was dim and the ghost guest had left.

After that, Pan Lu often came to see Zhu Erdan, and the two became more harmonious and often slept in the same bed.

After a while, after Zhu Erdan and Judge Lu were drunk, they suddenly felt severe pain in their internal organs. They saw Judge Lu sitting upright in front of the bed. He had cut open his stomach, took out his intestines, and was removing them one by one. Geography.

Zhu Erdan said in shock:"We have no enmity, why do you want to kill me?" Judge Lu smiled and said:"Don't be afraid, I want to change your heart to a smarter one."

After saying that, he slowly took out his intestines After sorting it out, put it into Zhuerdan's belly, close the knife edge, and finally wrap the foot wrap around his waist. When everything was over, there was no blood on the bed. Zhu Erdan only felt a slight numbness in his stomach.

Seeing Judge Lu put a piece of meat on the table again, Zhu Erdan asked what it was.

Judge Lu said:"This is your original heart. You are not quick in writing and thinking. I know it is because your heart is blocked. Just now in the underworld, I chose the best one from thousands of hearts to replace you." You put it on, leave this one to make up for the missing number."

After saying that, he stood up, closed the door and left.

From then on, Zhu Erdan made great progress in literary thinking and had a photographic memory of his articles. Later, he won the imperial examination.

But once a person becomes smart, he is not as simple as before. He has too many ideas and becomes less satisfied.

He began to dislike his wife for not being pretty, so he said to Judge Lu: (afcg)"You can change your heart, and you can also change your appearance if you want. My married wife is not in bad shape, but her eyebrows are not very pretty. I still want to trouble you to use the knife and ax, how about it?"

A few days later, Judge Lu came to Zhu Erdan with a beautiful head,"What you asked me last time, it has been difficult to find. I just happened to get a beautiful head. , I’m here to fulfill my promise!"

Then the two men replaced Zhuerdan’s wife’s head.

But that's not all.

Decades later, when Zhu Erdan was about to die, Lu Pian told Zhu Erdan that you still had five days to live.

Zhu Erdan was unwilling to give up and asked:"Can it be saved?"

This time Lu Pan shook his head and said:"Life and death are all determined by God, how can people change it? Besides, in the eyes of sensible people, life and death are the same, so why live? Do you think it's happiness, but you think it's sadness?"

So five days later, Zhuerdan passed away.

However, on the second day after Zhu Erdan's death, Mrs. Zhu was holding the coffin and crying bitterly when Zhu Erdan suddenly walked out from outside. Madam Zhu was scared, and Zhu Erdan said:"I am indeed a ghost, but I am no different from when I was alive. I miss you orphans and widowed mothers, and I really can't bear to leave you!" Then Zhu Erdan told Madam Zhu,"Judge Lu recommended me to be in charge of the documents, and also There's no pain in being awarded an official title." (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Then he asked his wife to prepare food and wine to drink with Lu Pan.

In the following days, Zhu Erdan came here only once every few days, sometimes staying at home with his wife and taking care of the housework.

There wasn't much difference when this one was alive.

His son was only five years old at the time.

Later, his son entered the county school at the age of fifteen, but he still didn't know that his father had passed away many years ago.

Until one day, Zhu Erdan was appointed Taihua Qing and was about to go to a distant place to take up his post.

The business was busy and the journey was long, so he said goodbye to his wife and never came back.

In this story, because Zhu Erdan became friends with Lu Pian, he cheated all the way. With the help of Lu Pian, he changed his heart and head. He even became an official on the recommendation of Lu Pian and could travel between the human world and the underworld after his death.

It seems great, but if you think about it carefully, did Judge Lu do anything illegal?

Luo Wei estimated that there must be some.

Since even the judges of the Yin Cao Underworld don't take the rules of the underworld seriously, it's no wonder that the Yin Yang Dharma King dared to build a Yin Yang Pass on the Yin Yang Road.

Obviously, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.

It seems that the underworld of Liaozhai World is more chaotic than I imagined.

As for why the underworld is in such chaos, Luo Wei is not sure. After all, he has only been in this world for a long time. He has no understanding of the market conditions of this world, so naturally he cannot express his opinion..