Tower of Babel

Jia Lian said: "There is such a person. If he has money, he will squander it. If he has no money, he will worship Buddha. He burns incense worth more than ten coins and makes a wish for hundreds of thousands of taels of silver. If he can't make things difficult for himself, he will make things difficult for Buddha."

The humorous online jokes made the two of them laugh. Shui Rong said: "I didn't expect that you, Mr. White Fox, are also an interesting person! I am relieved now. The emperor knows about you and Hu Mei'er. He expresses deep regret and sympathy for Hu Mei'er's misfortune, but life cannot be resurrected. I hope you will mourn. Everyone with a discerning eye knows that you and the daughter of the Wang family can no longer live under the same roof, but your family will not allow you to separate, so the emperor has come up with a solution, which is to marry the sixth princess to you, so that the Wang family will retreat in the face of difficulties. What do you think?"

Since ancient times, princesses have been the most difficult to serve. The golden branches and jade leaves are beautiful, and the best and most beautiful woman in the national selection can't be beautiful when she gives birth to the emperor's child? But it is also because of the good conditions that few people are easy to get along with since she was spoiled since she was a child. This is where the princess syndrome comes from. Zhang Cheng has no intention of coaxing the Sixth Princess. He politely refused: "I appreciate the emperor's kindness, but please tell the emperor that I am not a good destination for women. Although I am immortal. But I can't ask my woman to be immortal. Watching the beloved woman grow old day by day, while I am still young. Do you think this kind of happiness can last? Ten or twenty years may be possible, but what about thirty years? Forty years? What if the other party is seventy or eighty years old? There is a saying that men are true to themselves. In addition to Taoist partners who can live forever together, I am afraid that only brothels with ever-blooming flowers are my place."

Zhang Cheng has the ability to make anyone immortal, but the method is not easily passed on, and it cannot be advertised like this. Any company on the earth that has immortality technology cannot sell it as candy beans. Even if they are afraid that the cost is too low, they will also say that they understand the hardships of overcoming difficulties.

Qin Shi Huang failed to achieve immortality despite the efforts of the whole nation. Shui Rong certainly thought that what Jia Lian said was true, so he could not say anything more. After thinking for a while, he said, "After finishing the official business, I suddenly want to tell you something. I wonder if Mr. White Fox has the ability to do it?"

Fortune-telling is not a difficult thing for Zhang Cheng. His ancestors have been doing this for three generations. In addition, with the inheritance of Xu Changqing, he has developed the mind-reading technique. He can deceive people accurately in a dream. He said confidently, "Then I wonder what the prince wants to tell?"

Shui Rong stroked his beard and said, "I don't want to say it. Why don't you tell me what I want to tell first, and let me see if you are accurate."

Not saying anything without any basic information is indeed very difficult for ordinary fortune-tellers, but for Zhang Cheng, he can see a lot of things through facial micro-expressions and identity and status analysis without mind-reading. ”

Jia Lian pretended to count with his fingers and said: “The prince has a life of wealth and no worries about food and clothing. He has wives and concubines, enjoys endless gold and silver treasures, wears endless silk and satin, and eats delicious food. However, there is one hobby that cannot be satisfied. Outsiders think that the prince is promiscuous and likes to lash out at others without restraint. However, there is one thing that the prince really wants to do but never dares to do, even his positionI can't sleep or eat well."

Speaking of this, Shui Rong's face flushed, his breathing was heavy, and he said with a heavy breath: "Keep talking!"

Jia Lian smiled and said: "Your Highness, relax a little. This is not a big deal. Many gods in the fairy world are the same. Although they are high above, they often prefer to be whipped and ravaged. Your Highness is worried that if you don't want others to know, you must not do it yourself. Once the matter is known by others, your dignity will be swept away and your face will be gone."

Hearing this, Shui Rong already believed that Jia Lian could calculate, and kept nodding. Zhang Cheng continued, "This hobby. Most of them are born out of guilt for doing something wrong. Many people think that whipping themselves can atone for their sins, but in fact, it is not the case. Where there is a sin, there is a place to make up. There is no point in mistreating yourself. ”

Shui Rong hummed and said, "Everyone has ugly deeds, and those who don't reveal them are good people. I have done some bad things, but I don't understand what is special about me. Why can I enjoy wealth and honor among all living beings? Is it just because I was born into a good family? Can I continue to enjoy wealth and honor in the next life?"

Jia Lian did not answer directly, but asked, "Have you heard of the three-life cause and effect?"

After hearing the Buddhist theory, Shui Rong raised his head and said, "I don't believe in the Buddhist stuff. Why should the cause and effect be centered on Buddhism? I have seen a lot of dirt in the temple."

Jia Lian said, "I am not talking about the cause and effect of Buddhism, but the cause and effect of the secular family and the country. The common people are practicing the cause and effect of the incense inheritance and family survival and development. To put it bluntly, it is to live a good life, to pass on the family line and to bring honor to the ancestors. What the state officials cultivate is the great cause and effect, the rise and fall of the nation and the country. If the prince wants to keep his wealth and glory, he must keep the Han Dynasty. Do more for the country and the nation. "

The words were a revelation, and Shui Rong suddenly opened his eyes and said, "The immortal's words are better than reading ten years of books. I have learned a lot!"

After dealing with Shui Rong's affairs, the four kings and eight officials were ranked according to seniority, and Jia Lian received them one by one. With his half-truthful skills, Zhang Cheng gave satisfactory solutions to these people, whether they were seeking money and sex, or curing diseases and exorcising ghosts. However, it is not easy to be a charlatan. Many times, Zhang Cheng had to temporarily act as a doctor and give injections and medicine to guests. Fortunately, the common diseases in ancient times were not cancer tumors and other diseases that required major surgery, but dental caries, and the treatment method was tooth extraction!

Rich people eat more sugar, and there are no drugs or ointments that inhibit bacteria, so dental caries are very common, and there are not many Good treatment methods, dental diseases are basically cured, so there are many dental patients, and Zhang Cheng has to play a guest dentist. The method Zhang Cheng uses is also a relatively simple and crude method, that is, to extract teeth with venom.

This type of tooth extraction does not require anesthesia. You only need to drip a special tooth extraction venom on the tooth. The tooth will naturally loosen and fall off within three breaths. However, since the venom dosage is difficult to control and difficult to master, it often causes other teeth to be implicated. Therefore, it is expressly prohibited, but Zhang Cheng has telekinesis and can accurately control the dosage. Even if there is too much, he can use telekinesis to take back the venom. Control the amount of venom just right=|

After the tooth is extracted, biological dental implant technology is used to implant the tooth. This technology was invented by scientists in the biochemical world. The tooth is extracted and implanted on the same day. And it can be perfectly integrated with flesh and blood. This kind of tooth will be alive after implanting! Many methods are insignificant! After a busy day and sending off the last guest.

Zhang Cheng stretched his waist, and Sister Shan brought tea. He was busy all day and was about to go to rest. Zhang Cheng called the three people to his front and took out three hundred taels of silver.

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