After getting off the bus, he still had to walk more than ten miles to get home. Shen Fangping walked alone, feeling hungry, sleepy, hot and bored.
The sun was shining brightly above the head, looking at the world playfully.
Shen Fangping wiped his hands, and then took out his mobile phone. He wanted to live broadcast for a while and tell netizens about his depression.
Some things, if you say them out, most of the anger in your heart will disappear.
"Family members, who knows? I was defrauded of 200,000 yuan. You may not believe it when I tell you. I just ate a few bayberries. Am I wrong? One bayberry costs 200,000 yuan. Why didn’t they rob me? Woolen cloth."
Looking at the few people in his live broadcast room, Shen Fangping started his journey of crying, but he found that the barrage was not that serious.
"Yo, such a busy anchor finally thinks of his brothers?"
"Brother, are you really a time traveler? Can you tell me the winning numbers for the next lottery? I thank you for eight generations of ancestors."
"Brother, you are very popular and have been on several hot searches. Did you know that even the military of the Dragon Kingdom has given you likes and comments? It seems that you are truly a time traveler."
"He is really a time traveler. Family members, do you think any normal person would have such a rocket? It is only used to deliver fruits. Isn’t that a waste of resources and overuse of materials? I’m afraid the money earned from selling fruits is not even enough to buy fuel. No, it is definitely not enough. It can support the rocket to take off and reach ten times the speed of sound. Such efficient fuel cannot be used without hundreds of thousands of dollars."
"Yes, yes, I just said he was a time traveler, and the military of the Dragon Kingdom had sealed the conclusion. When I told my friends this, they all laughed at me for being a fool, taking the hot memes on the Internet as true."
"No, is he a time traveler? Are there really time travelers in this world?"
Looking at these comments, Shen Fangping's anger was written on his face.
"Hey, stop worrying about whether I am a time traveler or not. Did you listen to me? I said I was defrauded of 200,000 yuan. You actually don’t care about me and comfort me. You actually make fun of me here. Yours. Doesn’t your conscience hurt?"
"Won't"
"Anchor, you look a bit funny like this. I'm sorry, I'm not a professional. I couldn't help it, hahaha.……"
"Oh, by the way, host, why did you say you were defrauded of 200,000 yuan? Tell me and let the brothers be happy. 200,000 yuan, did you call the police?"
Finally, someone cared about him. Shen Fa was slightly moved to Ping,"I called the police, but the police said that the one I took was worth two hundred thousand. What can I do?"
"What, collusion, anchor, tell me what happened, I have to give the policeman a personal attack"
"What, two hundred thousand, police, anchor, that’s not what you’re talking about, right?"
"Which thing?"Unexplained barrage reply to barrage
"The anchor just said that one bayberry costs two hundred thousand, bayberry, two hundred thousand. This reminds me of one thing. There was a news report a few days ago that the bayberry that Uncle Yang was going to use to participate in the awards was eaten by a young man. In the end, both parties After negotiation, we settled for 200,000 yuan. Host, that guy couldn’t be you."
Are the netizens so powerful? Have their deeds been spread on the Internet?
Yes, if Uncle Yang's bayberry is really going to be sent to the competition and it is still a favorite to win, then it is destined to be hyped for many days in advance. Now, the media will naturally not give up. They will definitely use this matter to create crazy hype and spread the residual heat of the heroically sacrificed bayberry.
Looking at the barrage, some people actually searched online and got the answer. After such a blocking thing happened in Cixi, it became even more gossipy.
"It's me, it's me, it's me. What you all know is what I did. I took the plane, car, and taxi to Cixi with great expectations that day, but the driver stopped me halfway up the mountain.
At that time, I was thirsty, sleepy and tired. I happened to see a bayberry tree on the roadside. I originally wanted to buy it, but when I saw no one, I thought it was important to quench my thirst first. I can pay at any time. I'm not that kind of person. People like this will never eat without giving money, but who would have thought that that thing is actually worth 200,000 yuan?"
"Haha, the anchor is not very knowledgeable. I heard that there is a watermelon that sells for two million yuan. What is two hundred thousand bayberry?"
"That's right, that's right. You just picked it and ate it without asking. If you don't lose money, who will lose money? It's because Uncle Yang doesn't have the same knowledge as you. If you let me go, you will lose everything. You know what a fruit king can do to Yang. How much income did he bring?"
"No, it's just a red bayberry. It's not studded with diamonds. It's worth two hundred thousand. Host, I tell you clearly that you have been deceived. You have been deceived miserably."
"Where have you been deceived? Search the Internet and let the net worth of Cixi Bayberry Festival Fruit King tell you."
Before Shen Fangping explained his experience, he saw that the water friends in his live broadcast room were about to start fighting, and he was suddenly entertained.
Sharing his pain with others will reduce his pain, and sharing When you see other people's pain, you become happy. It's amazing.
"Stop arguing, family, this is indeed my fault."Shen Fangping explained to netizens as he walked,"Of course, from the perspective of hype, that fruit is really worth 200,000. Don't worry about whether the 200,000 is paid for by someone else, or whether it's money laundering or something like that. Anyway, That fruit has become a treasure worth 200,000 yuan, so I made the mistake first and spent 200,000 yuan without any complaints.
"But I just can't accept it. It's just a bayberry. Even though it's big, round and sweet, it's just a bayberry, but now it's not so pure. I don't like it.
"I like things that are pure and simple. That’s the truth. It’s that simple."
"If you can't afford it, you just can't afford it. Why should you excuse yourself? You're still a big internet celebrity and you have a conspicuous bag. Bah."
"Anchor, don't listen to him, he's going to troll everyone he sees, he's just trying to make his presence felt, just ignore him and that's it."
"Protect our anchors, the little black guys, back off."
……
Netizens are still discussing whether the bayberry is worth 200,000 yuan and whether Shen Fangping was deceived. But Shen Fangping no longer cares about this. When a bayberry is no longer pure, can it still quench thirst?
"Family, I have decided, I want to plant bayberry, big and round bayberry. I want to sell one tree for 200,000, 3 million, 30 million. Let me see who spends so much money to buy it. a red bayberry"
"Anchor, stop being ridiculous. The bayberries grown by others can be sold for 200,000 yuan. If you grow them, selling them for two yuan may be too much. Uncle Yang has been growing bayberries for 20 years. How can you compare?"
There are always people who pretend to be noble, but end up becoming a joke in the eyes of others. At least in Shen Fangping's eyes, many netizens who made these comments are quite ridiculous. How can you grow two hundred thousand bayberries after twenty years of planting them?
, the bayberry grown after 20 years of planting has the smell of money?
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